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Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.24 14:20:00 -
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on the bottom of the tray was the likeness of Chuck Norris, upon touching the sacred bacon tray relic the LAV Exploded into fireworks and cooked bacon for everyone, for such is the kindness and mercy of The One.
Though the Caldari had about 3x the numbers of the Gallente, they couldn't get through the warpgate to assist the soon to be dying planet because of CCP's desire for the destruction of the planet, however the newlyweds... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.24 14:58:00 -
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Were already awaiting offsprings; maybe due to proximity with Chuck Norris and bacon |
ReGnYuM
TeamPlayers
EoN.
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Posted - 2013.06.24 16:05:00 -
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However... Dr ReGnUM ordered an abortion for the good of humanity |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.24 16:30:00 -
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But since the children to be were like the Skywalker twins (instead of the Force they would have combined power of Chuck Norris traits and bacon awesomenes), the abortion... |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S.
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.24 22:28:00 -
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Traveled back in time to an unspacified date and changed the whole cause of human evolution, the knock on effect of this resulted in chuck norris's birth. |
Otavio Martins
The Sound Of Freedom
Renegade Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.25 00:58:00 -
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then a paradox started... |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.25 11:23:00 -
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and suddenly the pair found themselves in a 2d platforming game, shocked at the 8 bit music they... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.25 20:23:00 -
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realized they were in that River-City Ransom game. Their eyes almost bleeded from awesomeness... |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.26 11:28:00 -
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So they proceeded to try and and rescue Cyndi, using fist and foot, to take down their enemies in true baller style. However, the real enemy appeared and he was... |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
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Posted - 2013.06.26 14:30:00 -
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CHUCK NORRIS EVIL TWIN!! |
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Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.06.26 18:52:00 -
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in his own head, but in reality, the power of Chuck Norris cannot be divided, it is like dividing by zero and would destroy the universe. But the pair saw through his disguise and pulled out their.... |
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