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        |  Geth Massredux
 Defensores Doctrina
 
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      | Posted - 2013.06.12 23:09:00 -
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 Yo moma competition, whoever got the best joke, will get 10mil isk easy.... Lets go, ill start off
 Votes will be by likes on your reply...
 Only post one joke each post...
 
 Yo Moma so fat, she started playing dust, created a scout, and the game said Access denied, You start off with a Heavy!
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        |  Anarchide
 Greedy Bastards
 
 78
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.12 23:37:00 -
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 Yo moma so fat, she caused a Titan to fall on Caldari Prime just by boarding it.
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        |  Artificer Ghost
 Bojo's School of the Trades
 
 103
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.12 23:54:00 -
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 Anarchide wrote:Yo moma so fat, she caused a Titan to fall on Caldari Prime just by boarding it. 
 Nice One.
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 437
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:08:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo Mama so stupid, that she put 2 quarters in her ears... So she could listen to 50-ó!
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        |  Geth Massredux
 Royal Uhlans
 Amarr Empire
 
 385
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:20:00 -
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 Yo moma so stupid she controlled a dropship and chased an RDV...
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 438
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:33:00 -
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 Yo mama so fat!
 
 Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she legally became a weapon if mASS destruction!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 438
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:35:00 -
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 Yo mama so ugly!
 
 Yo mama so ugly, that Hello KittyGäó said goodbye!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 438
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:36:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo mama so stupid, that when she wanted pizza, she told you to get Chinese food!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 438
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:38:00 -
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 Yo mama so fat!
 
 Yo mama so fat, that when you kill her in Dust 514, you get triple points!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 440
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:40:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a motorcycle!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 440
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:43:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo mama so stupid... She joined the Imperfects!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 441
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:49:00 -
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 Yo mama so fat!
 
 Yo mama so fat, the force of her falling, causes the MCC to implode!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 441
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:53:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo mama so stupid, she thought the Pope was the Michellan ManGäó!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 441
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:55:00 -
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 Yo mama so stupid!
 
 Yo mama so stupid, she went to an optometrist to get an iphone!
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 441
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 00:59:00 -
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 Yo mama so lame!
 
 Yo mama so lame... She told a Yo Mama joke!
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        |  XxWarlordxX97
 Internal Error.
 Negative-Feedback
 
 2025
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 01:30:00 -
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 You lost to your Moma
 
 ;)
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        |  DeadlyAztec11
 One-Armed Bandits
 Unclaimed.
 
 451
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 22:02:00 -
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 XxWarlordxX97 wrote:You lost to your Moma
 ;)
 Yo mama so fat!
 
 Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord!
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        |  XxWarlordxX97
 Internal Error.
 Negative-Feedback
 
 2029
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 22:29:00 -
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 DeadlyAztec11 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:You lost to your Moma
 ;)
 Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! 
 Nice try
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        |  Anarchide
 Greedy Bastards
 
 81
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:03:00 -
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 XxWarlordxX97 wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:You lost to your Moma
 ;)
 Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try 
 
 Hm
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        |  Geth Massredux
 Royal Uhlans
 Amarr Empire
 
 385
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:24:00 -
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 XxWarlordxX97 wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:You lost to your Moma
 ;)
 Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try Yooo Mama so stupid, she told Warlord to drop being a Heavy, and become a scout
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        |  Otavio Martins
 The Sound Of Freedom
 Renegade Alliance
 
 50
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:38:00 -
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 Yo momma is so FAT, that she will be the next district to be released!
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        |  Otavio Martins
 The Sound Of Freedom
 Renegade Alliance
 
 50
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:41:00 -
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 Yo moma is so fat, that when she jumped from the mcc the inertia dampener said:
 "OHHH, HELL NO!!!!"
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        |  XxWarlordxX97
 Internal Error.
 Negative-Feedback
 
 2030
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:43:00 -
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 Hm
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        |  Otavio Martins
 The Sound Of Freedom
 Renegade Alliance
 
 50
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:48:00 -
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 Yo moma is so fat, that her clone was made of the [url=http://levelupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/starkiller_gorog1.jpg gorog[/url]!!!
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        |  XxWarlordxX97
 Internal Error.
 Negative-Feedback
 
 2030
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:49:00 -
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 Bacon
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        |  Otavio Martins
 The Sound Of Freedom
 Renegade Alliance
 
 50
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.13 23:51:00 -
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 Yo moma is so fat, that if she falls from a building that dust bunnies gonna think its a OB.
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        |  Geth Massredux
 Royal Uhlans
 Amarr Empire
 
 386
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.14 02:39:00 -
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 Yo moma is sooo fat!!! She ran down the street Dust Bunnies thought it was a tank...
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        |  Geth Massredux
 Royal Uhlans
 Amarr Empire
 
 386
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.14 02:40:00 -
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 Your mom is like a Dust Assault rifle, everybody gets to use her...
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        |  XxWarlordxX97
 Internal Error.
 Negative-Feedback
 
 2033
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.14 02:41:00 -
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 Geth Massredux wrote:Yo moma is sooo fat!!! She ran down the street Dust Bunnies thought it was a tank...  
 it's godzela
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        |  Geth Massredux
 Royal Uhlans
 Amarr Empire
 
 386
 
 
      | Posted - 2013.06.14 02:43:00 -
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 Your mom is like a Minmitar suit, when people use her, she breaks
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