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Geth Massredux Defensores Doctrina 385	Posted - 2013.06.12 23:09:00 - [1] - Quote Yo moma competition, whoever got the best joke, will get 10mil isk easy.... Lets go, ill start off Votes will be by likes on your reply... Only post one joke each post... Yo Moma so fat, she started playing dust, created a scout, and the game said Access denied, You start off with a Heavy!
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 78	Posted - 2013.06.12 23:37:00 - [2] - Quote Yo moma so fat, she caused a Titan to fall on Caldari Prime just by boarding it.
Artificer Ghost Bojo's School of the Trades 103	Posted - 2013.06.12 23:54:00 - [3] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Yo moma so fat, she caused a Titan to fall on Caldari Prime just by boarding it. Nice One.
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 437	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:08:00 - [4] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo Mama so stupid, that she put 2 quarters in her ears... So she could listen to 50-ó!
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 385	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:20:00 - [5] - Quote Yo moma so stupid she controlled a dropship and chased an RDV...
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 438	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:33:00 - [6] - Quote Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped in the air, she legally became a weapon if mASS destruction!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 438	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:35:00 - [7] - Quote Yo mama so ugly! Yo mama so ugly, that Hello KittyGäó said goodbye!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 438	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:36:00 - [8] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo mama so stupid, that when she wanted pizza, she told you to get Chinese food!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 438	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:38:00 - [9] - Quote Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, that when you kill her in Dust 514, you get triple points!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 440	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:40:00 - [10] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a motorcycle!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 440	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:43:00 - [11] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo mama so stupid... She joined the Imperfects!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 441	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:49:00 - [12] - Quote Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, the force of her falling, causes the MCC to implode!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 441	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:53:00 - [13] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo mama so stupid, she thought the Pope was the Michellan ManGäó!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 441	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:55:00 - [14] - Quote Yo mama so stupid! Yo mama so stupid, she went to an optometrist to get an iphone!
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 441	Posted - 2013.06.13 00:59:00 - [15] - Quote Yo mama so lame! Yo mama so lame... She told a Yo Mama joke!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2025	Posted - 2013.06.13 01:30:00 - [16] - Quote You lost to your Moma ;)
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed. 451	Posted - 2013.06.13 22:02:00 - [17] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: You lost to your Moma ;) Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2029	Posted - 2013.06.13 22:29:00 - [18] - Quote DeadlyAztec11 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: You lost to your Moma ;) Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 81	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:03:00 - [19] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: You lost to your Moma ;) Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try Hm
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 385	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:24:00 - [20] - Quote XxWarlordxX97 wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: You lost to your Moma ;) Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try Yooo Mama so stupid, she told Warlord to drop being a Heavy, and become a scout
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 50	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:38:00 - [21] - Quote Yo momma is so FAT, that she will be the next district to be released!
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 50	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:41:00 - [22] - Quote Yo moma is so fat, that when she jumped from the mcc the inertia dampener said: "OHHH, HELL NO!!!!"
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2030	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:43:00 - [23] - Quote Hm
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 50	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:48:00 - [24] - Quote Yo moma is so fat, that her clone was made of the [url=http://levelupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/starkiller_gorog1.jpg gorog[/url]!!!
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2030	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:49:00 - [25] - Quote Bacon
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 50	Posted - 2013.06.13 23:51:00 - [26] - Quote Yo moma is so fat, that if she falls from a building that dust bunnies gonna think its a OB.
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 386	Posted - 2013.06.14 02:39:00 - [27] - Quote Yo moma is sooo fat!!! She ran down the street Dust Bunnies thought it was a tank...
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 386	Posted - 2013.06.14 02:40:00 - [28] - Quote Your mom is like a Dust Assault rifle, everybody gets to use her...
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2033	Posted - 2013.06.14 02:41:00 - [29] - Quote Geth Massredux wrote: Yo moma is sooo fat!!! She ran down the street Dust Bunnies thought it was a tank... it's godzela
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 386	Posted - 2013.06.14 02:43:00 - [30] - Quote Your mom is like a Minmitar suit, when people use her, she breaks
Anarchide Greedy Bastards 83	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:44:00 - [31] - Quote Yo moma so fat, the ocean level rise when she go for a swim at the beach.
General John Ripper 187. 439	Posted - 2013.06.14 12:52:00 - [32] - Quote Anarchide wrote: Yo moma so fat, the ocean level rise when she go for a swim at the beach. I'm offended
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 52	Posted - 2013.06.14 16:23:00 - [33] - Quote Yo moma is so stupid, that she thinks that Jabba the Hut is the owner of Pizza Hut.
Cosgar The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 1683	Posted - 2013.06.14 19:05:00 - [34] - Quote Yo momma so fat, logis follow her around with repair tools.
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 53	Posted - 2013.06.16 02:49:00 - [35] - Quote bump?
Cosgar The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY 1729	Posted - 2013.06.16 05:03:00 - [36] - Quote Yo mamma is so fat, I need HAV operations level 5 to **** her.
Geth Massredux Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN. 398	Posted - 2013.06.16 05:31:00 - [37] - Quote Yo moma so fat, I shot her with mass driver rounds, that ***** took it like it was sandwiches.
XxWarlordxX97 Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 2040	Posted - 2013.06.16 05:35:00 - [38] - Quote Geth Massredux wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: XxWarlordxX97 wrote: You lost to your Moma ;) Yo mama so fat! Yo mama so fat, she is heavier than Warlord! Nice try Yooo Mama so stupid, she told Warlord to drop being a Heavy, and become a scout But I'm a heavy so lies
soulreaper73 PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies 11	Posted - 2013.06.16 19:31:00 - [39] - Quote Yo mama so stupid, she joined PRO.
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 53	Posted - 2013.06.16 22:46:00 - [40] - Quote Yo moma is so fat, that she skilled in pizza. nanohives
Julius Vindice A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S. ROFL BROS 101	Posted - 2013.06.17 02:30:00 - [41] - Quote My mommas so ugly that CCP foxfour yelled Nerf. My momma is so ugly she almost got butchered at a slaughterhouse because they thought she was a cow, now all she says is moo.
Geth Massredux Greatness Achieved Through Training EoN. 398	Posted - 2013.06.17 04:54:00 - [42] - Quote Yo moma so stupid, she took her son to rehab, because he was hooked on phonics
DeadlyAztec11 Strong-Arm 497	Posted - 2013.06.17 10:12:00 - [43] - Quote Yo mama so weak! Yo mama so weak... She don't even lift!
General John Ripper 187. 462	Posted - 2013.06.17 11:54:00 - [44] - Quote yo momma is so caldari that she gets a mouth full of my "gun" after I finish fluxing her.
pierce Hawkeye 843 Boot Camp 0	Posted - 2013.06.17 23:52:00 - [45] - Quote Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battery up here butt and yelled i got the power.
General John Ripper 187. 498	Posted - 2013.06.18 01:08:00 - [46] - Quote Yo mommas so hot all your friends are gonna backstab you to try and bone her.
hackerzilla Defenders of the Helghast Dream 12	Posted - 2013.06.18 05:58:00 - [47] - Quote Yo mama so stupid that she AFKed so hard she died HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHa
Hunter Junko Bojo's School of the Trades 102	Posted - 2013.06.18 06:31:00 - [48] - Quote your momma so ugly, sansha didnt want her
Draxus Prime BurgezzE.T.F 709	Posted - 2013.06.18 21:25:00 - [49] - Quote pierce Hawkeye wrote: Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battery up here butt and yelled i got the power. gtfo
Otavio Martins The Sound Of Freedom Renegade Alliance 60	Posted - 2013.06.18 21:38:00 - [50] - Quote Yo moma is so fat, that every step she takes is an earth quake in another place.
General John Ripper 187. 526	Posted - 2013.06.18 21:43:00 - [51] - Quote yo mommas got such a nice pair of juicy looking melons.
Geth Massredux Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 407	Posted - 2013.06.18 21:56:00 - [52] - Quote Yo Moma so damn fat, she went to the biggest loser, they said sorry you to damn big.
General John Ripper 187. 527	Posted - 2013.06.18 22:01:00 - [53] - Quote yo momma was in a pub last night and she kept screaming "NERF! NERF! YOUR TOO OP!" after I fluxed her.

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