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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 18:07:00 -
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Most everyone here on these forums are customers, and we all know the old saying.
Repeat after me,
" The customer is always right. "
As a customer I do not have to tell you step by step on how to cook my Bacon but I can tell you when you have burnt my Bacon and that I want new Bacon.
Beta is over, we don't need to give "constructive criticism" anymore.
Our bacon is burnt give us new bacon or we will not pay you, end of story!
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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 18:24:00 -
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Immortal Solder Alpha wrote:Haven't we been doing that? And we're still getting burnt bacon. Maybe someone doesn't know how to cook.
Yes we have.
And you are right CCP does not know how to cook Bacon.
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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 19:14:00 -
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martinofski wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:
Beta is over, we don't need to give "constructive criticism" anymore.
Lol, like you ever did that in beta.
Yeah well what ah inspiring "constructive criticism" have you ever given CCP that they have listened to that made this game any better? |
StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 19:17:00 -
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LXicon wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:" The customer is always right. " that is just a catchy phrase to use when your goal of a 'happy customer' is more important than a well served customer. 1) customers are often wrong : "i want real bacon, but i'm a vegetarian, so no meat please!" 2) customers are often greedy : "i want my bacon made from an almost extinct species of albino pig!" 3) customers are often uniformed to the point of danger : "i want my bacon raw and aged for 3 months in the open!" in those cases, you can't make the customer right, you shouldn't make the customer right or it would be dangerous to make the customer right. THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!
Yeah but the customer always knows what the customer wants and in the end if they don't get what they want they leave.
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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 19:37:00 -
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Malkai Inos wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:LXicon wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:" The customer is always right. " that is just a catchy phrase to use when your goal of a 'happy customer' is more important than a well served customer. 1) customers are often wrong : "i want real bacon, but i'm a vegetarian, so no meat please!" 2) customers are often greedy : "i want my bacon made from an almost extinct species of albino pig!" 3) customers are often uniformed to the point of danger : "i want my bacon raw and aged for 3 months in the open!" in those cases, you can't make the customer right, you shouldn't make the customer right or it would be dangerous to make the customer right. THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT! Yeah but the customer always knows what the customer wants and in the end if they don't get what they want they leave. No they don't. Motorized Vehicle Drivers all over the world were outraged when they where told that they would have to make a drivers license to approve of their safe driving skills and wear seatbelts while driving. It took multiple years and thousands of prevented deaths before the majority of drivers accepted the laws as good and necessary. They didn't want it in the beginning, yet they came to embrace it and benefit from it. LXicon said it well. Customers are often wrong. Players are not game designers.
Okay so using this fine example,
We will one day come to love this garbage game because it will become a law that we love it or we will get a ticket for not loving it.
I will give you some time to use a better example. |
StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 19:45:00 -
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Maken Tosch wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:LXicon wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:" The customer is always right. " that is just a catchy phrase to use when your goal of a 'happy customer' is more important than a well served customer. 1) customers are often wrong : "i want real bacon, but i'm a vegetarian, so no meat please!" 2) customers are often greedy : "i want my bacon made from an almost extinct species of albino pig!" 3) customers are often uniformed to the point of danger : "i want my bacon raw and aged for 3 months in the open!" in those cases, you can't make the customer right, you shouldn't make the customer right or it would be dangerous to make the customer right. THE CUSTOMER IS NOT ALWAYS RIGHT! Yeah but the customer always knows what the customer wants and in the end if they don't get what they want they leave. If a see a customer holding a news paper upside down, I will them they are wrong whether they agree with it or not. I use to work as a pharmacy technician once and often I denied customers what they wanted because I knew what they were asking for is either a result of wanting to commit fraud or the result of wanting to abuse drugs. I also worked at convenience stores once and denied many requests to honor a coupon or a refund because I knew they were either wrong or they were trying to pull a fast one over me. Yeah, I'm one of those people who make customers realize their mistakes.
Still does not prove that a customer does not get or know what a customer wants.
Newspaper - What does this have to do with anything that a customer wants?
Drug Dealer- If and when your customer that wanted the drugs did not get them from you they move on till they find a drug dealer that is going to give them the drugs.
Coupons - If a customer really wanted to they could always go to customer service and get the amount taken off the bill using an expired coupon. It happens all the time.
Three failed attempts at trying to prove your point that the customer always is right.
When DUST 514 fails because CCP can't deliver to the customer what the costumer wants CCP will have to make a choice, right or wrong.
Like I said the costumer is always right and always knows what they want. If they don't get it they move on.
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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 19:50:00 -
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Malkai Inos wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:
Okay so using this fine example,
We will one day come to love this garbage game because it will become a law that we love it or we will get a ticket for not loving it.
I will give you some time to use a better example.
It's amazing how you managed to use pretty much every aspect of my reply except the point. I don't need more time, i've already wasted enough of my own for this nonsense.
Oh you had a point? Could have fooled me I must have missed it.
Was it that over time we will come to love this garbage game as is because because we will be forced to?
LOL anyway if you do not reply I win! |
StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 20:14:00 -
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Gruul Upgrayedd wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:Malkai Inos wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:
Okay so using this fine example,
We will one day come to love this garbage game because it will become a law that we love it or we will get a ticket for not loving it.
I will give you some time to use a better example.
It's amazing how you managed to use pretty much every aspect of my reply except the point. I don't need more time, i've already wasted enough of my own for this nonsense. Oh you had a point? Could have fooled me I must have missed it. Was it that over time we will come to love this garbage game as is because because we will be forced to? LOL anyway if you do not reply I win! By the laws of the internet you are now the victor, your prize is a heaping plate of burned bacon
I like burned bacon.
So indeed I have won.
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StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 20:21:00 -
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Mister0Zz wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:Most everyone here on these forums are customers, and we all know the old saying.
Repeat after me,
" The customer is always right. "
As a customer I do not have to tell you step by step on how to cook my Bacon but I can tell you when you have burnt my Bacon and that I want new Bacon.
Beta is over, we don't need to give "constructive criticism" anymore.
Our bacon is burnt give us new bacon or we will not pay you, end of story!
That customer is always right bs is a lie that gets you to believe you have power that you don't actually have. Its nomenclature DESIGNED to get you to spend money. Anyone with a job knows the customer is rarely right
DESIGNED to get you to spend money.
Ahhh now we are getting somewhere.
If I the customer feel as though CCP is listening to me and giving me what I want I will spend money, and if I like it a lot I will come back and spend even more money.
However if I do not like it I will not spend money on it. |
StubbyDucky
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Posted - 2013.06.04 20:37:00 -
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Vavilia Lysenko wrote:StubbyDucky wrote:Most everyone here on these forums are customers, and we all know the old saying.
Repeat after me,
" The customer is always right. "
As a customer I do not have to tell you step by step on how to cook my Bacon but I can tell you when you have burnt my Bacon and that I want new Bacon.
Beta is over, we don't need to give "constructive criticism" anymore.
Our bacon is burnt give us new bacon or we will not pay you, end of story!
My personal experience is that the Customer is usually just some fool you smile at and nod in agreement with until they part with their money, and when they are not looking you rub their bacon on your balls before putting it back in their sandwich.
You sir have won the prize.
You have described CCP to the T.
They smile at us, promise us that their Bacon is AAA and that we are always right.
As soon Gäó as we complain about the Bacon they rub it on their Nerf hammer balls and hand it back to us hoping for a good tip. |
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