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Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
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Posted - 2013.05.30 20:21:00 -
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Hi, my name is Rasatsu. And in EVE Online I go by the name of Rakshasa Taisab.
It has come to my attention that there are many mercs currently in financial trouble due to a lack of... how should we put this gently?... appreciation of the intricacies of banking, and how they handle errors in the customer's favor.
I have come into the possession of a large sum of valuable items, also known as Planetary Vehicles, due to error by CCP that they-ácould not blame on their banking system.
Proof
These items are however not as fungible as plebs... I mean, persons with no experience with high-volume commodity trading, would assume. As such, they have been sitting in my hangar in Jita for three years now.
Now I'm rather drunk and trying to figure out a way to turn this into a isk / double isk back kind of scam, but they are negative ISK and can't transfer assets to me in DUST, and probably too poor in EVE for me to give even two fucks.
So what the ****, send me ISK. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
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Posted - 2013.05.30 20:39:00 -
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Kitten Empress wrote:Don't listen to that scam!
You know what?
I will sweeten the deal, I will triple the money!
But you are not in the possession of great wealth by unlawful means!!!
Nor have you made any semi-credible claims at being an Amarrian princess' newborn kitten litter, and as such your 415 scam is too obvious. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
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Posted - 2013.05.30 21:11:00 -
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Kitten Empress wrote:I am a cat.
I have the entire money supply of the universe under my control.
Do you really think I can't afford it?
Tsk Tsk Tsk
Know your better cats kitten. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:00:00 -
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Daedric Lothar wrote:$300 Million a pop, $80 of which is you paying for the clones to attack us. You pay us then we give you the district.
Why are you using that S with a strike through it?
Are you perhaps a snake... a slithe... errr...
I mean to ask; are you against snakes cause you like to impale them on sticks, or is that the stick one used way back to extract the worms that ate their way through human flesh? |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
798
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:11:00 -
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Daedric Lothar wrote:I'm a Logi, Logis come from medics. The symbol for healing people has always been a snake impaled on a stick.
Everyone likes Logi, you can trust me.
Actually... it's not a snake, it's a flesh-eating worm that you ingest through impure drinking water in tropical / african climates.
Kitten Empress wrote:dafuq
Yes, dafuq. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
798
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Posted - 2013.05.30 22:20:00 -
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Edit; NEW SCAM!
I wish to buy water filtering equipment (rather cheap, cause the worm babies are big enough to be filtered out by very cheap filters, unlike the $50 NASA-researched based filter I got on my water tap in order to filter out Fukushima / China related pollution).
Send $10+ to a proper aid organisation and I'll... ehm... wait... this isn't really getting into scam territory. ;/ |
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