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Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 117	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:56:00 - [1] - Quote Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me!
First Prophet Jaguar Elite 138	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:57:00 - [2] - Quote They can't send you isk, they don't have any.
Aesiron Kor-Azor Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 139	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:58:00 - [3] - Quote Marvellous idea, get people with negative ISK to send you their money, and you double it... What? Does that mean they give you double ISK initially, or something? But they still have to give double. Well done, you got yourself into a paradox. -5,000 x 2 = -10,000
omega 015 Reaper Galactic ROFL BROS 15	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:58:00 - [4] - Quote me too, on a 15% interest rate.
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 121	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:58:00 - [5] - Quote First Prophet wrote: They can't send you isk, they don't have any. You're a smart cookie aren't you? Here, have a sardin.
Daedric Lothar Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 551	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:59:00 - [6] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! Wow Kitten, that was super fast delivery on my investment. I will recommend you to all my other Dust friends
Novawolf McDustingham The514th Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 120	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:59:00 - [7] - Quote Poor people are gross, don't help them you'll just get poor germs on you.
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 121	Posted - 2013.05.30 19:59:00 - [8] - Quote Aesiron Kor-Azor wrote: Marvellous idea, get people with negative ISK to send you their money, and you double it... What? Does that mean they give you double ISK initially, or something? -5,000 x 2 = -10,000 You're a smart cookie too. Since I gave away my only sardin, I will give you cat treats in the shape of fish. Hope its good enough!
First Prophet Jaguar Elite 142	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:02:00 - [9] - Quote [Noms on sardine] :3
Abron Garr Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 322	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:03:00 - [10] - Quote Her majesty is most generous!

Daedric Lothar Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 551	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:03:00 - [11] - Quote Daedric Lothar wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! Wow Kitten, that was super fast delivery on my investment. I will recommend you to all my other Dust friends Holy snickies! I sent her another double of the double and its doubly double double. Kitten, you are amazing!
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 121	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:04:00 - [12] - Quote Abron Garr wrote: Her majesty is most generous! Its a he. This is my replacement clone, while my main clone gets healed from the ban hammer. Ban Hammer evasion V is a useless skill, CCP should buff it.
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 121	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:05:00 - [13] - Quote Daedric Lothar wrote: Daedric Lothar wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! Wow Kitten, that was super fast delivery on my investment. I will recommend you to all my other Dust friends Holy snickies! I sent her another double of the double and its doubly double double. Kitten, you are amazing! Glad to help those in need!
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 124	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:08:00 - [14] - Quote First Prophet wrote: They can't send you isk, they don't have any. I will double their negative balance then!
A'Real Fury D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 83	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:08:00 - [15] - Quote Would you quadruple their investment if they agreed to pay a bonus in catnip?
Mobius Wyvern BetaMax. CRONOS. 1697	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:10:00 - [16] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! You, my new friend, truly understand New Eden.
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 124	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:10:00 - [17] - Quote A'Real Fury wrote: Would you quadruple their investment if they agreed to pay a bonus in catnip? Hush! The... "stuff" isn't legal, hence I can't make the transcation under supervision of the bank. However, I will gladly go to a shady street alley and trade with you. As long as you let me bring two proto heavies with me. I promise I won't run with the money and cat nip!
Abron Garr Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 322	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:20:00 - [18] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Abron Garr wrote: Her majesty is most generous! Its a he. This is my replacement clone, while my main clone gets healed from the ban hammer. Ban Hammer evasion V is a useless skill, CCP should buff it. eww
Rasatsu Much Crying Old Experts 792	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:21:00 - [19] - Quote Hi, my name is Rasatsu. And in EVE Online I go by the name of Rakshasa Taisab. It has come to my attention that there are many mercs currently in financial trouble due to a lack of... how should we put this gently?... appreciation of the intricacies of banking, and how they handle errors in the customer's favor. I have come into the possession of a large sum of valuable items, also known as Planetary Vehicles, due to error by CCP that they-ácould not blame on their banking system. Proof These items are however not as fungible as plebs... I mean, persons with no experience with high-volume commodity trading, would assume. As such, they have been sitting in my hangar in Jita for three years now. Now I'm rather drunk and trying to figure out a way to turn this into a isk / double isk back kind of scam, but they are negative ISK and can't transfer assets to me in DUST, and probably too poor in EVE for me to give even two fucks. So what the ****, send me ISK.
BASSMEANT ZionTCD Unclaimed. 279	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:23:00 - [20] - Quote Call J G Wentworth if you need... cash... now!!! Peace B

Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 125	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:24:00 - [21] - Quote Rasatsu wrote: Hi, my name is Rasatsu. And in EVE Online I go by the name of Rakshasa Taisab. It has come to my attention that there are many mercs currently in financial trouble due to a lack of... how should we put this gently?... appreciation of the intricacies of banking, and how they handle errors in the customer's favor. I have come into the possession of a large sum of valuable items, also known as Planetary Vehicles, due to error by CCP that they-ácould not blame on their banking system. Proof These items are however not as fungible as plebs... I mean, persons with no experience with high-volume commodity trading, would assume. As such, they have been sitting in my hangar in Jita for three years now. Now I'm rather drunk and trying to figure out a way to turn this into a isk / double isk back kind of scam, but they are negative ISK and can't transfer assets to me in DUST, and probably too poor in EVE for me to give even two fucks. So what the ****, send me ISK. Don't listen to that scam! You know what? I will sweeten the deal, I will triple the money!
SuperKing BigNuts Contract Hunters 69	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:24:00 - [22] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK!
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 125	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:27:00 - [23] - Quote SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK! Hmm, I don't seem to see the transaction. Could you please send me the money again? I will double it + add to it the money that was lost in transaction!
SuperKing BigNuts Contract Hunters 69	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:29:00 - [24] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK! Hmm, I don't seem to see the transaction. Could you please send me the money again? I will double it + add to it the money that was lost in transaction! sent and now double sent! you are such a great person to be helping out like this!
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 126	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:35:00 - [25] - Quote SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK! Hmm, I don't seem to see the transaction. Could you please send me the money again? I will double it + add to it the money that was lost in transaction! sent and now double sent! you are such a great person to be helping out like this! Hmm, sorry, it seems I can't access my bank account for now. They think it was hacked because I'm giving out money for free. I will sort it out, hold on there!
Daedric Lothar Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION 553	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:35:00 - [26] - Quote Dear Sir, SEEKING YOUR IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE. Please permit me to make your acquaintance in so informal a manner. This is necessitated by my urgent need to reach a dependable and trust wordy foreign partner. This request may seem strange and unsolicited but I will crave your indulgence and pray that you view it seriously. My name is Daedric Lothar of the Democratic Republic of Minmatar and One of the close aides to the former President of the Democratic Republic, may her soul rest in peace. Due to the military campaign to force out the rebels in my country, I and some of my colleagues were instructed by Late President to go abroad to purchase arms and ammunition worth of Twenty Million isk, But when President was killed in a bloody shoot-out by one of his aide a day before we were schedule to travel out of Minmatar, We immediately decided to divert the fund into a private security company here in Minmatar for safe keeping. The security of the said amount is presently being threatened here following the arrest and seizure of properties of a tribesman, and some other Military Personnel from our same tribe, by the new President of the Democratic Republic of Minmatar. In view of this, we need a reliable and trustworthy foreign partner who can assist us to move this money out of my country as the beneficiary. WE have sufficient ''CONTACTS'' to move the fund under Diplomatic Cover to a security company in the Gallente Federation in your name. This is to ensure that the Diplomatic Baggage is marked ''CONFIDENTIAL'' and it will not pass through normal custom/airport screening and clearance. Our inability to move this money out of Minmatar all This while lies on our lack of trust on our supposed good friends (western countries) who suddenly became hostile to those of us who worked with the late President, immediately after her son took office. Though we have neither seen nor met each other, the information we gathered from an associate who has worked in your country has encouraged and convinced us that with your sincere assistance, this transaction will be properly handled with modesty and honesty to a huge success within two weeks. The said money is a state fund and therefore requires a total confidentiality. Thus, if you are willing to assist us move this fund out of Minmatar, you can contact me through my Neocom above with your personal information to enable us discuss the modalities and what will be your share (percentage) for assisting us. I must use this opportunity and medium to implore You to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this Matter extraordinarily confidential, Whatever your Decision, while I await your prompt response. Thank you and may the light of Matar rest upon you Best Regards, Daedric Lothar
SoTah Pawp Amarr Templars Amarr Empire 117	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:36:00 - [27] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! Aren't you from betamax? You guys would need to buy districts to get any Lol :P
Rasatsu Much Crying Old Experts 794	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:39:00 - [28] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: Don't listen to that scam! You know what? I will sweeten the deal, I will triple the money! But you are not in the possession of great wealth by unlawful means!!! Nor have you made any semi-credible claims at being an Amarrian princess' newborn kitten litter, and as such your 415 scam is too obvious.
SuperKing BigNuts Contract Hunters 70	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:41:00 - [29] - Quote Kitten Empress wrote: SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: SuperKing BigNuts wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Since I'm a nice cat, I will double whatever ISK you send me! If you can't send any money while in debt, do not worry, I will take planet districts as payment! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ISK! Hmm, I don't seem to see the transaction. Could you please send me the money again? I will double it + add to it the money that was lost in transaction! sent and now double sent! you are such a great person to be helping out like this! Hmm, sorry, it seems I can't access my bank account for now. They think it was hacked because I'm giving out money for free. I will sort it out, hold on there! i understand things like this take time, and i will await 5-10 business days for the transactions to clear,
Kitten Empress Ametat Security Amarr Empire 129	Posted - 2013.05.30 20:42:00 - [30] - Quote Rasatsu wrote: Kitten Empress wrote: Don't listen to that scam! You know what? I will sweeten the deal, I will triple the money! But you are not in the possession of great wealth by unlawful means!!! Nor have you made any semi-credible claims at being an Amarrian princess' newborn kitten litter, and as such your 415 scam is too obvious. I am a cat. I have the entire money supply of the universe under my control. Do you really think I can't afford it?



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