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Succendo
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.27 21:59:00 -
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Invest in bitcoins now, before the Dust 514 apocalypse comes to a head. Bitcoins will ensure your continued survival in the new world. Bitcoins are the currency of the future. |
Succendo
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.27 22:26:00 -
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omega 015 wrote:Succendo wrote:Invest in bitcoins now, before the Dust 514 apocalypse comes to a head. Bitcoins will ensure your continued survival in the new world. Bitcoins are the currency of the future. I invested in bullets for my weapons, now hand over your Bitcoins.
Bitcoins are not actual coins you plebeian. They are a virtual non-fiat currency espoused by Ron Paul, the True Savior of America. Your bullets have no effect on me. |
Succendo
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.27 22:37:00 -
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omega 015 wrote:Succendo wrote:omega 015 wrote:Succendo wrote:Invest in bitcoins now, before the Dust 514 apocalypse comes to a head. Bitcoins will ensure your continued survival in the new world. Bitcoins are the currency of the future. I invested in bullets for my weapons, now hand over your Bitcoins. Bitcoins are not actual coins you plebeian. They are a virtual non-fiat currency espoused by Ron Paul, the True Savior of America. Your bullets have no effect on me. My bullets still kill, i just won't obtain any money.
My bitcoins form an impenetrable barrier of libertarian free markets around my body. Your bullets have no effect; they only add to my bitcoin wallet. I grow stronger with each passing day. |
Succendo
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.27 22:46:00 -
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Vallud Eadesso wrote:
*Beam* What makes you think I don't? I'm rather fond of trolling, not just sh*t-posting, as we call it. Trolling requires intellect, no wiggle room and a goal.
Our caps happy friend here though? This ain't trolling, this is just sad ;)
You are a weakling. I could snap your spine in half with my feet. Fight me. I'll make it relatively painless. You can die knowing your body will be donated to science. Specifically, the experiment of "will my pet ostriches eat a human body?" It's an important experiment. |
Succendo
Goonfeet
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Posted - 2013.05.27 22:59:00 -
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Vallud Eadesso wrote:Succendo wrote:Vallud Eadesso wrote:
*Beam* What makes you think I don't? I'm rather fond of trolling, not just sh*t-posting, as we call it. Trolling requires intellect, no wiggle room and a goal.
Our caps happy friend here though? This ain't trolling, this is just sad ;)
You are a weakling. I could snap your spine in half with my feet. Fight me. I'll make it relatively painless. You can die knowing your body will be donated to science. Specifically, the experiment of "will my pet ostriches eat a human body?" It's an important experiment. Man~ Can it wait? I'm still hung over from the victory party after 1-SMEB.
Have you ever even touched a boob? I have. It's pretty great. You should try it some time. Assuming you have hands, of course; judging by your manners, I presume you have stumps that you slam onto the keyboard instead. |
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