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MONKEY CHEEKS
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:31:00 -
[1] - Quote
here is mine: if you let LAV run over you.... |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD
Unclaimed.
46
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:33:00 -
[2] - Quote
You try to cook an AV grenade |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
3133
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:34:00 -
[3] - Quote
you don't spec out of dropships
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Chances Ghost
Inf4m0us
ROFL BROS
147
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:35:00 -
[4] - Quote
you dont check for remote explosives |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
228
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:38:00 -
[5] - Quote
You use Plasma Cannons. |
xLTShinySidesx
UNOBTANIUM INC
General Tso's Alliance
78
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:38:00 -
[6] - Quote
Don't let your shields regen |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon Plus
360
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:40:00 -
[7] - Quote
You charge in blindly instead of flanking. |
Aisha Ctarl
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:43:00 -
[8] - Quote
You attempt to hack an objective when you see an enemy near it just to get the WP. |
Caliban Xpresscius
Jump Out Boys
5
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:46:00 -
[9] - Quote
You decide to battle a tank with an SMG |
echo47
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:49:00 -
[10] - Quote
you are amarr |
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Aisha Ctarl
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
83
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:51:00 -
[11] - Quote
echo47 wrote:you are amarr
Die. |
vIO8
Venilen Eugenics Agency
17
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:51:00 -
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You jump out of the MCC with the intention of emulating Evel Knievel, but in the fleeting moments before impact you fail to activate your inertia dampeners in time.
I have died at least 5 times in this manner.
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
2382
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:51:00 -
[13] - Quote
You let me or my brethren get close to you. |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
3135
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:55:00 -
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vIO8 wrote:You jump out of the MCC with the intention of emulating Evel Knievel, but in the fleeting moments before impact you fail to activate your inertia dampeners in time.
I have died at least 5 times in this manner.
Heavy suits don't need no stoopit 'nertia damnp'ner
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Tony Calif
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
2168
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Posted - 2013.05.21 20:59:00 -
[15] - Quote
If you wear a bright yellow Dropsuit |
Jaden HGhar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
6
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:00:00 -
[16] - Quote
you forget to reload |
vIO8
Venilen Eugenics Agency
17
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:01:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:vIO8 wrote:You jump out of the MCC with the intention of emulating Evel Knievel, but in the fleeting moments before impact you fail to activate your inertia dampeners in time.
I have died at least 5 times in this manner.
Heavy suits don't need no stoopit 'nertia damnp'ner
BRB
Going to test this right meow.
I also realize this might very well be one of those "You deserve to die if __________" moments.  |
vIO8
Venilen Eugenics Agency
17
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:04:00 -
[18] - Quote
DUST Fiend wrote:vIO8 wrote:You jump out of the MCC with the intention of emulating Evel Knievel, but in the fleeting moments before impact you fail to activate your inertia dampeners in time.
I have died at least 5 times in this manner.
Heavy suits don't need no stoopit 'nertia damnp'ner
On a slight tangent..
My scout has died numerous times from apparently "jumping" off of a simple step aproximatley 1 foot off the ground. 
Heavies terminal velocity is OP. |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
Orion Empire
74
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:05:00 -
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You try to go toe to toe with a Heavy. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
318
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:17:00 -
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You don't get out of the railgun when it is being destroyed. |
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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
357
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:20:00 -
[21] - Quote
You drive a big fat HAV into a crowd of redberries and expect to do some pubstomping. |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
95
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:22:00 -
[22] - Quote
You fail to listen to the warning about that nova knifer over by that installation. |
XeroTheBigBoss
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
Noir. Mercenary Group
330
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:22:00 -
[23] - Quote
I made this post... |
Synthetic Perception
Venilen Eugenics Agency
13
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:38:00 -
[24] - Quote
If I say
"This is your captain speaking. We are currently hovering over the objective, please evacuate ASAP."
"Mercs seriously get out I am taking fire!"
"We have a full ship here, please jump out!"
"Screw it, I'll hack the objective myself"
"You guys are going down with the ship, eh?"
I'll take that exploding mass of blueberries as a yes.
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
4512
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:40:00 -
[25] - Quote
Run up to a tank like a mad dog and blow it up to pieces while its surrounded by its support squad. |
Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
162
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:45:00 -
[26] - Quote
Using a Laser Rifle in CQC.
You call an Orbital on yourself.
Using a Nova Knife in a Sentinel. |
tander09
RISE OF THE EMPIRE
13
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:49:00 -
[27] - Quote
U r a campr |
Alyria Vyce
Oni Corps
3
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:51:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Run up to a tank like a mad dog and blow it up to pieces while its surrounded by its support squad.
At least he took out the tank 
You deserve to die if...
...you whine in a post |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
3137
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Posted - 2013.05.21 21:57:00 -
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vIO8 wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:Heavy suits don't need no stoopit 'nertia damnp'ner BRB Going to test this right meow. I also realize this might very well be one of those "You deserve to die if __________" moments.
No troll I promise.
Scout suits however have built in inertia dampeners, clicking X actually dramatically slows your decent, shaving off those crucial moments right at the beginning of a match. |
Rusty Shaklefurd
Couch Legion
14
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:13:00 -
[30] - Quote
You scream at your kids to go to bed... while on Coms... throwing down F bombs at the other team for using Duv AR's...
... lol...
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Khabarakh Khimbar
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:32:00 -
[31] - Quote
You run in straight lines through open fields. |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic
Gentlemen's Agreement
118
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:33:00 -
[32] - Quote
you are a red dot. |
Revelations 514
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
41
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:48:00 -
[33] - Quote
Your a dropship gunner and think the steep decline in elevation is just the pilot driving erratically |
Xender17
Oblivion S.G.X
85
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:49:00 -
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Finn Kempers wrote:You use Plasma Cannons.
:(... I deserve to die... My fav weapon I just wish they were more viable. |
Higgs flagrantfool
3dge of D4rkness
SoulWing Alliance
67
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Posted - 2013.05.21 22:54:00 -
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...If you steel my LAV while I'm hacking an objective or planting explosives or otherwise ingaged. And I mean IRL. HAVE A LITTLE ******* RESPECT! |
ANON Illuminati
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
45
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:01:00 -
[36] - Quote
if your English snake lol
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Onesimus Tarsus
Planetary Response Organization
42
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:17:00 -
[37] - Quote
All your suits are powered by yellow-box specials. |
Sontie
Ill Omens
EoN.
355
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:31:00 -
[38] - Quote
If you give chase to a wounded red dot... right into a sea of more, angry red dots. |
Sontie
Ill Omens
EoN.
355
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:32:00 -
[39] - Quote
If you run 3 damage mods (making you quite fragile and easy to kill from the flank) |
Matticus Monk
Ordus Trismegistus
39
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:53:00 -
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You are dumb enough to let yourself run out of bullets.
I did this last night. It was awesome having someone in my sights and not getting any response when I press the 'fire' button.... I are stupid. |
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Crims0n Viper
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
42
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:54:00 -
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If you can't Adapt.
.....Adapt or Die MuthaF#ckers!! |
Pr0fil3AnOnYmoU5
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.05.21 23:58:00 -
[42] - Quote
vIO8 wrote:You jump out of the MCC with the intention of emulating Evel Knievel, but in the fleeting moments before impact you fail to activate your inertia dampeners in time. I have died at least 5 times in this manner.
Evel Knievel. I see what you did there.  |
Medic 1879
The Tritan Industries
RISE of LEGION
376
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Posted - 2013.05.22 00:05:00 -
[43] - Quote
If I fire a plasma cannon round at you from long range and you stand perfectly still shooting at me with a gun with insufficient range to hit me all the while refusing to dodge the highly visible slow moving plasma round.
Killed quite a few tac AR guys like this some people seem to think that because they cant hit me I cant hit them.
Another one, If you use a milita suit and mods and a proto weapon assuming a good weapon but no other skills will make you invincible. |
jin foxdale
Kigurosaka Corporation
Insurance Fraud.
7
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:12:00 -
[44] - Quote
if you shoot a teammate hacking an objective hoping he'll panic and move so you can farm the WP, when you should be dropping the redfeller sneaking up on both of you... |
Mark0h
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
27
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:16:00 -
[45] - Quote
Sontie wrote:If you give chase to a wounded red dot... right into a sea of more, angry red dots.
Lol, don't chase it's bait!!! |
echo47
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:18:00 -
[46] - Quote
Mark0h wrote:Sontie wrote:If you give chase to a wounded red dot... right into a sea of more, angry red dots. Lol, don't chase it's bait!!!
Always chase, just be sure to take the bait with you when you die. |
Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
1088
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:23:00 -
[47] - Quote
...you camp corners like it's CoD. (Been seeing a lot of this lately)
...you try to use blob warfare tactics against a Mass Driver.
...you hack an objective while the enemy still has control over a nearby CRU.
...you think you can solo a tank.
...you use your dropship to land on red dots.
...you're sniping from your own redline
...you jump in front of someone to steal kills in planetary conquest.
...you try to go toe-to-toe with a heavy in his optimal range.
...if you still think Caldari Logis are OP.
...you don't keep your head on a swivel when you see enemy shotguns or nova knives on the kill feed. |
jin foxdale
Kigurosaka Corporation
Insurance Fraud.
8
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:24:00 -
[48] - Quote
echo47 wrote:Mark0h wrote:Sontie wrote:If you give chase to a wounded red dot... right into a sea of more, angry red dots. Lol, don't chase it's bait!!! Always chase, just be sure to take the bait with you when you die.
lol, agreed. Chase! Scream of "Banzai!" or "Jihad!" or "SHADWELLLLL!!!" optional. |
ARF 1049
The Phoenix Federation
24
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:27:00 -
[49] - Quote
if you suck at this game...
if you think its a great idea to go on the asian servers...
if you use a modded controller with a tac AR...
if you get your armor chewed through yet you continue to use the assault scrambler rifle until it overheats...
if you play chicken with your friends involving inertia dampeners....
:) |
BatKing Deltor
Tank Bros.
DARKSTAR ARMY
25
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:37:00 -
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If you lag
If you trash talk your own team mates in comms even when your the one getting owned by red dots
If your a cod player
If you play this game like cod
If you think mw4 ghost looks "interesting"
If you don't get out of my DS over an objective
If you don't get in my DS to go to an objective
If you think shooting my lav ill come back to get you will work
If you run into my lav head on in another lav..... Especially if your an ally lav
If you think popping around that corner I'm ready to shoot since I saw you was a good idea
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Rynoceros
One-Armed Bandits
Unclaimed.
67
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:42:00 -
[51] - Quote
...you're sitting shotgun in a LAV
...you think your LAV turret can turn faster than my shotgun (SG kills on LAV turret operators are so tasty.)
...you die to a forge
...you try to give me turkey bacon |
BatKing Deltor
Tank Bros.
DARKSTAR ARMY
26
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:44:00 -
[52] - Quote
If you don't like bacon
If you think Canadian bacon is the same thing |
Dust HaHakoke
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
5
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Posted - 2013.05.22 02:48:00 -
[53] - Quote
if you run into my proto hmg after the 3 guys before you were dropped |
Cody Allentek
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:14:00 -
[54] - Quote
You deserve to die if....you're welding an AR. |
J Falcs
Bojo's School of the Trades
42
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:34:00 -
[55] - Quote
If you try to fire your MD through the railing to finish off an opponent.  |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
1160
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:37:00 -
[56] - Quote
If Chuck Norris killed you |
General John Ripper
187.
Unclaimed.
280
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:38:00 -
[57] - Quote
I killed you ingame. |
Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
1090
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:44:00 -
[58] - Quote
...you keep complaining this game isn't enough like CoD. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Gentlemen's Agreement
1
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:51:00 -
[59] - Quote
If your snipeing and expect no one to sneak up and catch you with your pants down... its how I always die. |
Belzeebub Santana
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
479
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Posted - 2013.05.22 03:59:00 -
[60] - Quote
If you make a list of things why you should die... |
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Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
319
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Posted - 2013.05.22 04:00:00 -
[61] - Quote
Your a sniper and someone two shots you with a scrambler rifle.... |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS EX.
Gentlemen's Agreement
1
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Posted - 2013.05.22 04:37:00 -
[62] - Quote
You deserve to die if you cook a locust grenade and count down from 10. |
Reign Omega
Quafe Runners
20
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Posted - 2013.05.22 04:37:00 -
[63] - Quote
If you don't know when to use you're instead of your.
Their, there, they're
our, are
too, to
Ad nauseam. |
Malkai Inos
The Vanguardians
Orion Empire
115
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Posted - 2013.05.22 04:39:00 -
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...you haven't signed my petition yet.
Don't ya' care? |
Spunty
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
25
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:02:00 -
[65] - Quote
If you keep running away from me when I'm trying to repair you  |
Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar
DARKSTAR ARMY
1102
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:12:00 -
[66] - Quote
Malkai Inos wrote:...you haven't signed my petition yet. Don't ya' care?
...if you make petitions |
smartlayer
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:17:00 -
[67] - Quote
-You dont anticipate where invisibLe wall are
-go down from a little hill on foot rather than jumping out of it |
tander09
RISE OF THE EMPIRE
The Superpowers
13
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:26:00 -
[68] - Quote
u r GEKing the F*** OUTTA ME |
Synther Bix
R.I.f.t
Orion Empire
29
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:28:00 -
[69] - Quote
If you run to far over the redline thinking you can make it back in time
If you try to blend in with the scenery or hide in small bushes |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
425
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Posted - 2013.05.22 11:45:00 -
[70] - Quote
If you forget to charge your DS3 and see the low battery warning and think.. "Hmm, I got time" |
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Sinboto Simmons
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
186
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Posted - 2013.05.22 11:55:00 -
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If you round a corner into my minny scout with nova knives out
If you round the corner into my remote explosives
If you follow me around the corner into my squad
If you follow me around a corner into lurch and or ted
.......if you go round a corner |
CharCharOdell
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
Noir. Mercenary Group
192
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Posted - 2013.05.23 01:10:00 -
[72] - Quote
you dont have a duvolle TAR. |
Smoky Fingers
Red Star.
EoN.
22
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Posted - 2013.05.23 01:15:00 -
[73] - Quote
you petition for a 2nd respec after you botched this respec. |
Helper Friendly
Planetary Response Organization
14
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Posted - 2013.05.23 01:17:00 -
[74] - Quote
Drive your tank into infantry carrying Packed av nades |
Shadow Archeus
OSG Planetary Operations
66
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Posted - 2013.05.23 01:25:00 -
[75] - Quote
You run a heavy with nova knives |
MONKEY CHEEKS
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2013.05.27 20:43:00 -
[76] - Quote
Shadow Archeus wrote:You run a heavy with nova knives
yes |
S0LlD SNAKE
PLAYSTATION4
59
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Posted - 2013.05.27 20:45:00 -
[77] - Quote
you dont choose minmatar or gallente team side |
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