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Shotty GoBang
Pro Hic Immortalis
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.05.21 16:56:00 -
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You see, what happened was ...
A long, long time ago (back in the days of Chromosome),
Calamity Jane OHK'd someone very powerful at CCP.
Some say it was CmdrWang. Accounts vary.
In the months that followed, anti-shotgun fervor blossomed at CCP HQ.
As rumors of nerf circulated, SG lobbyists united in tireless protest.
Reluctantly, CCP acquiesced and agreed to let be the damage of the SG.
But the brilliant minds at CCP would not be denied the last laugh.
Enter Uprising.
Logibros and Sentinels with EHP to rival demigods.
The TAR, the Nova Knife, the new and improved SMG.
Shotguns with stone-age range and mags laced with blanks.
Let this be a lesson to all mercs.
Should you see CmdrWang in battle,
Do not engage with your weapon of choice.
Else be assured, the Wrath of Wang will follow.
- Shotty GoBang
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WyrmHero1945
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
298
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Posted - 2013.05.21 16:58:00 -
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lmao |
Onieros The Void
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:01:00 -
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Beware of Wang |
Laheon
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:01:00 -
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Lawl. Let's crush him with a DS, let's see how far down they can take DS's. |
Bones McGavins
TacoCat Industries
226
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:02:00 -
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New and improved SMG?
Cant say I agree with that one. The SMG seems terrible now. Almost useless. |
Knight SoIaire
Better Hide R Die
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
534
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:04:00 -
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If I ever see Wang in battle.
I'll be sure to use a TAC AR  |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
4501
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:04:00 -
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Oh dear... that must explain the HMGs and Dropships then.... |
Cyn Bruin
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
950
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:38:00 -
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Onieros The Void wrote:Beware of Wang
Watch out for Wang, he'll stick it to you.
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Helper Friendly
Planetary Response Organization
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Posted - 2013.05.21 17:51:00 -
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I love reading these forums.
Need your daily fill of laugh?
Visit Dust514.com
bwahaha |
Full Metal Kitten
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
430
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:24:00 -
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http://youtu.be/BoXu6QmxpJE
I'll play a million pubs
To stomp scrubs tonight
So if you're feeling low
Pull up the Forums
The QQ here is strong
They make nerfs a reality
But now the trolls are on
Oh baby dance with me yeah.
Ev'rybody have fun tonight
Ev'rybody AWOX tonight
Ev'rybody troll Commander Wang tonight
Ev'rybody spam AV tonight
Ev'rybody shoot TACs tonight
Ev'rybody have fun |
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DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations
3133
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:36:00 -
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Wang banged... |
Lance 2ballzStrong
SyNergy Gaming
EoN.
1818
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:37:00 -
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Shotguns and HMG's got the "Wang" |
Calamity Jane II
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2013.05.22 08:40:00 -
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Shotty i love you man. I laughed so hard i nearly pissed myself. <3 ty for the "retelling" of this infamous moment.  |
Nariec
Carbon 7
19
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:13:00 -
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I can taste his fear...
Mmm bitter, need more tears to make it salty. |
Makyre Vahliha
The White Hawk Knights
88
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:31:00 -
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No disrespect to Wang, but this is just so damned FUNNY and I thought I'd share it off-topic here.
JonJonB - Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
JonJonB - Let's see the results...
JonJonB - "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
JonJonB - "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
JonJonB - A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
JonJonB - "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
JonJonB - "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
JonJonB - Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
JonJonB - "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
JonJonB - The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
JonJonB - He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
JonJonB - He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
JonJonB - Ok
JonJonB - I have found, definitive proof
JonJonB - that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
JonJonB - "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
melusine - O_______O
JonJonB - Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
JonJonJonB - Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
JonJonJonB - 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. |
CRISIS BATTLESUIT
CRITICAL CONSORTIUM
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:41:00 -
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hmmm is that awkward silence, did someone ^ just kill this topic? |
Makyre Vahliha
The White Hawk Knights
88
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Posted - 2013.05.22 09:42:00 -
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CRISIS BATTLESUIT wrote:hmmm is that awkward silence, did someone ^ just kill this topic?
Nope, it's quiet tonight now. |
Julius Vindice
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
73
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Posted - 2013.05.22 10:49:00 -
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I salute Wang for his decision on nerfing shotgun range, ALL HAIL WANG, the wisest and most feared dev that we have the privilege to be subordinate to. |
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