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Denak Kalamari
BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire
156
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Posted - 2013.05.20 09:43:00 -
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Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1740
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Posted - 2013.05.20 09:47:00 -
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Shut up you stupid calamari. |
Jaron Pollard
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
101
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:00:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown.
Do I get teh free 2gig USB stick with a membership upgrade? Cuz you know it's all about the merchandise. |
Laheon
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
571
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:03:00 -
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Sounds good, where do I sign? |
Salazar Skye-fire
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
106
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:04:00 -
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stupid thread is stupid,
the short answer is KITTEH NO!!!
any other dev at the helm then half the current game is removed then we have a cookie cutter clone of another game.
KITTEH THAT!! |
crazy space 1
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
1207
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:05:00 -
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lol remove CCP lol epic thread <3
After all the spam threads, this is a blessing. |
Radioship
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC RUST415
66
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:08:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. Made my day
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Jaron Pollard
Uitraan Diversified Holdings Incorporated
101
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:12:00 -
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Salazar Skye-fire wrote:stupid thread is stupid,
the short answer is KITTEH NO!!!
any other dev at the helm then half the current game is removed then we have a cookie cutter clone of another game.
KITTEH THAT!!
P.S. to label activision or EA as competent.......... you really arnt much of a gamer are you casual?
^ This guy got trolled. |
Kekklian Noobatronic
Goonfeet
27
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:14:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:...and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA ...
Right about there is where I stopped reading. EA? Really?
Obvious troll is obvious. |
Panther Alpha
WarRavens
243
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:14:00 -
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I don't know about removing CCP, is a bit harsh....But they need to "re-think" how they do things, and HTFU !! |
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Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
1039
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:21:00 -
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If this is a troll, it's the greatest troll thread I've read on here and deserves all my +1s.
If not, I've lost another shred of faith in humanity... |
ANON Illuminati
A.N.O.N.Y.M.O.U.S.
42
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:22:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown.
CCP should ban idiots who post idiotic post such as the one i waisted my time reading. i almost feel like i lost a few seconds of life reading this. |
crazy space 1
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
1208
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:29:00 -
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Panther Alpha wrote:I don't know about removing CCP, is a bit harsh....But they need to "re-think" how they do things, and HTFU !!
They need to bring in more CCP iceland power. They made eve, you can become good enough to fight nowadays in 3 months, but still train for years. I hope dust is the same, lots of sp becuase of endless content, not because of skill costs. you know what I mean?
Anyways I have faith once mechs fighter jets, MCC skills, commander skills, and who know what else are introdced to the game. It's going to be amazing,
Only CCP keeps working on a game for 10 years and makes sure it looks as good if not better than half of the stuff released during the current year.
I'm happy to know Dust will be rendered in 5 million polys a second one day. And that's the only reason I'm here, becuase CCP doesn't abandon their games. I believed them when they told me 8 years ago and BAM we're still here. As long as dust and eve get endless expansions twice a year for free forever, they will still be gaining new players in 10 years. On;y eve online has EVER pulled that off. They are believe it or not the only MMO to only gain subs over it's life span.
CCP knows how to grow a game, if CCP can do this with Dust 514, then World of Darkness is going to make a killing. People will start to demand their game companies have a ten year plan of expansions. That includes 100% remodeling everything in the game from scratch. over time. Eve online almost void of orginal models. Just a few trinity models left.
That will be dust one day. Count on it. |
Selinate deux
DUST University Ivy League
67
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:30:00 -
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ANON Illuminati wrote:Denak Kalamari wrote:Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown. CCP should ban idiots who post idiotic post such as the one i waisted my time reading. i almost feel like i lost a few seconds of life reading this.
Implying it's any less intelligent than half the dribbling shitposts on this forum. Frankly I found it funny. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
303
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:34:00 -
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Ha, some forumites need to install the enhanced sarcasm illuminator pronto! |
Panther Alpha
WarRavens
243
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:40:00 -
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crazy space 1 wrote:Panther Alpha wrote:I don't know about removing CCP, is a bit harsh....But they need to "re-think" how they do things, and HTFU !! They need to bring in more CCP iceland power. They made eve, you can become good enough to fight nowadays in 3 months, but still train for years. I hope dust is the same, lots of sp becuase of endless content, not because of skill costs. you know what I mean? Anyways I have faith once mechs fighter jets, MCC skills, commander skills, and who know what else are introdced to the game. It's going to be amazing, Only CCP keeps working on a game for 10 years and makes sure it looks as good if not better than half of the stuff released during the current year. I'm happy to know Dust will be rendered in 5 million polys a second one day. And that's the only reason I'm here, becuase CCP doesn't abandon their games. I believed them when they told me 8 years ago and BAM we're still here. As long as dust and eve get endless expansions twice a year for free forever, they will still be gaining new players in 10 years. On;y eve online has EVER pulled that off. They are believe it or not the only MMO to only gain subs over it's life span. CCP knows how to grow a game, if CCP can do this with Dust 514, then World of Darkness is going to make a killing. People will start to demand their game companies have a ten year plan of expansions. That includes 100% remodeling everything in the game from scratch. over time. Eve online almost void of orginal models. Just a few trinity models left. That will be dust one day. Count on it.
I don't want to say it... don't make me... Oh, what the hell !! ; I can't help wondering, where we will be right now, if CCP main office toke over months a go.... That was diplomatic .. yes ? |
Succendo
Goonfeet
8
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:51:00 -
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Petition to ban petition threads and OPs on sight. |
Imp Smash
On The Brink CRONOS.
96
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Posted - 2013.05.20 10:51:00 -
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When I saw the serious replies I lost my ****. My boss just gave me extra work for surprising him with my loud belted out laughter causing him to spill coffee on some documents. The ****. |
Mobius Wyvern
BetaMax. CRONOS.
1596
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:03:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown. EA and Activision are publishers, yes.
But CCP is a developer. You forgot to mention a developer. |
Cpt Murd0ck
Sanmatar Kelkoons Minmatar Republic
189
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:05:00 -
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Thats all gd
give me a -ú70 monicle and you have my vote |
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Laheon
Osmon Surveillance Caldari State
571
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:13:00 -
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Panther Alpha wrote:I don't want to say it... don't make me... Oh, what the hell !! ; I can't help wondering, where we will be right now, if CCP main office toke over months a go.... That was diplomatic .. yes ?
I don't think many of them have any experience with FPS's, so... |
Denak Kalamari
BurgezzE.T.F Orion Empire
165
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:33:00 -
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Alright, since some of you didn't seem to get the joke:
Yes, this is a troll thread, I made it to lighten the mood and mock at all the appeals to remove members of the CPM for god knows what reasons. I had a laugh reading some of your replies, especially the ones who obviously did not read the last part. |
Talruum Tezztarozza
Seraphim Auxiliaries CRONOS.
127
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Posted - 2013.05.20 11:34:00 -
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Radioship wrote:Denak Kalamari wrote:more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. Made my day You are underestimate Activision you know ? Both are very competent developer, trust me |
Vrain Matari
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
528
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Posted - 2013.05.20 12:03:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Since everyone seems to be on the bandwagon of removing some or all members of CPM, I have an even better idea:
CCP should be removed from developing DUST 514 and EVE Online entirely and should be replaced by more competent publishers, like EA or Activision. I have decided that this is the best course of action, because I have played this game ever since Secret-Closed-Pre-Gamma, and thus I know everything better than CCP itself. CCP has failed the development of DUST 514 because
*insert petty, ignorant and illogical reasons here*
And on top of that, I should be appointed the new lead developer and dictator of DUST 514, where I will release brand new and engaging expansions, such as windows to stations(Restart expansion), the ability to put posters to your mercenary quarters(What-The-****-Went-Wrong expansions) and of course, add insanely overpowered weapons that break the game(Screw-This-Game expansion), only for the low price of 9999,999999999Gé¼/$/-ú. These exciting new expansions will come in a pace of one every two years, and each one will cost 60Gé¼/$/-ú. Of course you can always buy our new DustBunny membership upgrade, which will cost only 5000Gé¼/$/-ú every year, unlocking all the expansions to you instantly.
I hope that you take heed of my suggestions fast, I'm already ordering my crown. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Great piece of horror writing, I will have nightmares and cold sweats for a week. |
Kitten Empress
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
28
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Posted - 2013.05.20 12:06:00 -
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I would prefer if it was given to Valve. They know their ****. Though the game is in dire danger of turning into Hat514 if it happens, but its worth the weig... risk. |
Geth Massredux
Defensores Doctrina
358
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Posted - 2013.05.20 12:07:00 -
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Funniest thing is he said activision. Lmao |
steadyhand amarr
BetaMax Beta CRONOS.
560
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Posted - 2013.05.20 12:08:00 -
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Bewahahahah that was good sorry I got as far as Ea and Activision and then lost it |
Saucy Butt Love
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc. Interstellar Murder of Crows
14
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Posted - 2013.05.20 12:37:00 -
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Really.... Some people actually think he was being serious? This a great post well made and funny! |
nippy the fish
Goonfeet
1
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Posted - 2013.05.21 11:52:00 -
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ANON Illuminati wrote: CCP should ban idiots who post idiotic post such as the one i waisted my time reading.
"wasted". It's spelled "wasted".
ANON Illuminati wrote: i almost feel like i lost a few seconds of life reading this.
You did. |
Arkena Wyrnspire
Turalyon Plus
356
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Posted - 2013.05.21 12:16:00 -
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This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. |
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