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Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 19:43:00 -
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Alright, guys. Time for another reality check here. And let me start of by saying: JESUS CHRIST! I mean I've been reading some of the threads this guys starts, guys, and make no mistake about it: I'm praying this dude is in fact a woman, like the character he/she plays with. Not only do I hope the dude's a woman but I also pray the God that it's that time of the month, man, because if not he must be suffering from some of the most brutal hormonal imbalances known to man! Ever. Of all time! Now let me give you a couple of tips, man: Go eat some bacon and eggs, hit the gym ASAP, sleep more and stop playing this game! Right now! Maybe you'll get some testosterone running through your body.
And let me address the whole point of this thread as amusing as it is in it's ridiculousness, guys. "Welcome to the real world". Really? I mean last time I checked half of the people here who approve of this message don't even have a job! And I'm not talking about you guys being mercenaries, pencil necks! I'm talking about the real world where you guys are welcoming these self made guys at CCP who started this whole EVE thing from nothing. What have you done? I mean how can you welcome someone into the real world when you're not there yourself? Beats me! I'm flabbergasted here, guys! I mean please somebody help me out here!
Alright, guys, I've had my fun and now it's time to get serious: Get the **** out of this game! You remind me of my friends girlfriend who once once each month goes: "Oh this relationship will die, it's over, this is not working!" Only difference is that you guys do it every single day. Every. Single. Day. Then you guys come out here and go "I'm just trying to save this game". I've got news for you, you're making things worse! Stop it, guys. Stop it!
Ps. My friend's not together with the girl cause she whines about stuff one day each month. He's with her cause he's a patient nice guy. |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:02:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:Alright, guys. Time for another reality check here. And let me start of by saying: JESUS CHRIST! I mean I've been reading some of the threads this guys starts, guys, and make no mistake about it: I'm praying this dude is in fact a woman, like the character he/she plays with. Not only do I hope the dude's a woman but I also pray the God that it's that time of the month, man, because if not he must be suffering from some of the most brutal hormonal imbalances known to man! Ever. Of all time! Now let me give you a couple of tips, man: Go eat some bacon and eggs, hit the gym ASAP, sleep more and stop playing this game! Right now! Maybe you'll get some testosterone running through your body.
And let me address the whole point of this thread as amusing as it is in it's ridiculousness, guys. "Welcome to the real world". Really? I mean last time I checked half of the people here who approve of this message don't even have a job! And I'm not talking about you guys being mercenaries, pencil necks! I'm talking about the real world where you guys are welcoming these self made guys at CCP who started this whole EVE thing from nothing. What have you done? I mean how can you welcome someone into the real world when you're not there yourself? Beats me! I'm flabbergasted here, guys! I mean please somebody help me out here!
Alright, guys, I've had my fun and now it's time to get serious: Get the **** out of this game! You remind me of my friends girlfriend who once once each month goes: "Oh this relationship will die, it's over, this is not working!" Only difference is that you guys do it every single day. Every. Single. Day. Then you guys come out here and go "I'm just trying to save this game". I've got news for you, you're making things worse! Stop it, guys. Stop it!
Ps. My friend's not together with the girl cause she whines about stuff one day each month. He's with her cause he's a patient nice guy. One day I hope to see a post from you that doesn't reference anything sexual.
Oh yeah? I'm gonna drop you one right here, man, and it's gonna be a tough question which you probably can't answer. I'm gonna lay it down for you straight: What have you, or any of your corp mates, or anyone else here done that makes you feel like you can "welcome CCP into the real world"? |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:14:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:SoTa of PoP wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:Alright, guys. Time for another reality check here. And let me start of by saying: JESUS CHRIST! I mean I've been reading some of the threads this guys starts, guys, and make no mistake about it: I'm praying this dude is in fact a woman, like the character he/she plays with. Not only do I hope the dude's a woman but I also pray the God that it's that time of the month, man, because if not he must be suffering from some of the most brutal hormonal imbalances known to man! Ever. Of all time! Now let me give you a couple of tips, man: Go eat some bacon and eggs, hit the gym ASAP, sleep more and stop playing this game! Right now! Maybe you'll get some testosterone running through your body.
And let me address the whole point of this thread as amusing as it is in it's ridiculousness, guys. "Welcome to the real world". Really? I mean last time I checked half of the people here who approve of this message don't even have a job! And I'm not talking about you guys being mercenaries, pencil necks! I'm talking about the real world where you guys are welcoming these self made guys at CCP who started this whole EVE thing from nothing. What have you done? I mean how can you welcome someone into the real world when you're not there yourself? Beats me! I'm flabbergasted here, guys! I mean please somebody help me out here!
Alright, guys, I've had my fun and now it's time to get serious: Get the **** out of this game! You remind me of my friends girlfriend who once once each month goes: "Oh this relationship will die, it's over, this is not working!" Only difference is that you guys do it every single day. Every. Single. Day. Then you guys come out here and go "I'm just trying to save this game". I've got news for you, you're making things worse! Stop it, guys. Stop it!
Ps. My friend's not together with the girl cause she whines about stuff one day each month. He's with her cause he's a patient nice guy. One day I hope to see a post from you that doesn't reference anything sexual. Oh yeah? I'm gonna drop you one right here, man, and it's gonna be a tough question which you probably can't answer. I'm gonna lay it down for you straight: What have you, or any of your corp mates, or anyone else here done that makes you feel like you can "welcome CCP into the real world"? I think you need to take a step back and ask yourself, "Is this a metaphor?" ^_^ And thanks for a post that doesn't include bleeding women or banging one. I know how hard that must of been.
Oh what is that a metaphor for? "I don't like the new build and I'm gonna have a tantrum over it"? **** you! And while I'm at it, let me tell you something else, dude. I'm gonna throw you a little prediction of my own cause I heard someone, probably from your alliance, dramatically state that the game won't survive another 2 months. Well I guarantee you that it's gonna survive more than 2 more months so you guys don't need to have nightmares over it. Now settle the **** down, do what I told you earlier to get your testosterone levels up and enjoy life cause you guys are obviously not enjoying this game! |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:25:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:
...? Did you just cuss over and over then tell me to settle down? Lmao. This is why no one listens to you - other then you only seem to know what's in your pornos.
Hell yeah I did! Because let me tell you something: People bitching about stuff makes me pissed off! Nagging about stuff over and over again also makes me pissed off! And while I accept a child having a tantrum, a grown ass man having a tantrum is a totally different thing in my books, guys! And oh yeah, that's exactly what you guys are doing, and that's exactly why I tell you to settle the **** down! |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:31:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:He asked you a fair question twerp... what have you accomplished that suggests you know something about the real world?
Oh yeah, man, and I've got the answer. It's supposed to be a metaphor for a "I don't like the new build so I think I can save the game by bitching and complaining". Jesus Christ. Some people these days... |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:38:00 -
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Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:Alright, guys. Time for another reality check here. And let me start of by saying: JESUS CHRIST! I mean I've been reading some of the threads this guys starts, guys, and make no mistake about it: I'm praying this dude is in fact a woman, like the character he/she plays with. Not only do I hope the dude's a woman but I also pray the God that it's that time of the month, man, because if not he must be suffering from some of the most brutal hormonal imbalances known to man! Ever. Of all time! Now let me give you a couple of tips, man: Go eat some bacon and eggs, hit the gym ASAP, sleep more and stop playing this game! Right now! Maybe you'll get some testosterone running through your body.
And let me address the whole point of this thread as amusing as it is in it's ridiculousness, guys. "Welcome to the real world". Really? I mean last time I checked half of the people here who approve of this message don't even have a job! And I'm not talking about you guys being mercenaries, pencil necks! I'm talking about the real world where you guys are welcoming these self made guys at CCP who started this whole EVE thing from nothing. What have you done? I mean how can you welcome someone into the real world when you're not there yourself? Beats me! I'm flabbergasted here, guys! I mean please somebody help me out here!
Alright, guys, I've had my fun and now it's time to get serious: Get the **** out of this game! You remind me of my friends girlfriend who once once each month goes: "Oh this relationship will die, it's over, this is not working!" Only difference is that you guys do it every single day. Every. Single. Day. Then you guys come out here and go "I'm just trying to save this game". I've got news for you, you're making things worse! Stop it, guys. Stop it!
Ps. My friend's not together with the girl cause she whines about stuff one day each month. He's with her cause he's a patient nice guy. Nah you should just GTFO, you carebears and your zero sum knowledge of FPS thinking your opinions have validation are just a terrible influence on CCP, after all who doesn't love yes men. Perhaps if you had a clue on whats going on you'd get that, but nope you want to be the HTFU crowd that thinks CCP is perfectly in control of what they are doing. Man its laughable if you only saw how much they are scrambling right now. But yup tell yourself its fine and it will get better. Ill keep railing Incarna514
Well here's the thing, dude, and let me be the first one tell you that I'm not a yes man for anyone. I know there are problems, I know they're working hard to fix stuff. The difference here is how we react to this situation, man, and let me explain exactly how. I mean you guys are going full blown hysterical over this saying stuff like "This game fails in 2 months" and "Welcome to the real world" I mean what the **** do you guys wanna accomplish by this? You're acting like CCP is your daddy and you can throw a tantrum to get what you want. It might have worked with YOUR parents, bro, my parents had none of that BS. I didn't get to throw around threats and demands, man, and you should stop doing it here in the Dust 514 forums too, bro, cause it's not helping one bit!
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Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:49:00 -
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Crash Monster wrote:Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:
Here is the formula
KZ2/Socom 2 type class and gunplay + MAG numbers + MAG/KZ game mode archetypes + pace/tactics + EVE market/loot/raiding/persistance/conflict=PROFIT
Sure, and let me suggest that CCP may have their own view of where they are trying to go. Whether or not it follows that formula is up to them. Obviously they aren't going to make everyone happy no matter what they do but how EVE like they wish to make the game is entirely up to them -- to the point that you may feel they are risking the existence of the game itself.
Well even better, let me give all these little complainers a little advice right here and now cause they seem to know so much about real life and how to make profit. Why don't you, Keyser, go and make this game you described and "profit". Oh sorry I forgot your "real world" talk wasn't real after all. Well since you haven't been here, in the real world yet, let me give you a little run down, a little history lesson, guys. Cause that's exactly what CCP did more than ten years ago, they went out into the real world and executed a game and did in fact profit. Now knowing your kind, guys, you're not gonna do ****! You're gonna sit there in your apartment, with a hamburger in your lap, typing away with your greasy fingers and telling CCP how to profit. That's all you're gonna do. |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:55:00 -
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Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:
Well here's the thing, dude, and let me be the first one tell you that I'm not a yes man for anyone. I know there are problems, I know they're working hard to fix stuff. The difference here is how we react to this situation, man, and let me explain exactly how. I mean you guys are going full blown hysterical over this saying stuff like "This game fails in 2 months" and "Welcome to the real world" I mean what the **** do you guys wanna accomplish by this? You're acting like CCP is your daddy and you can throw a tantrum to get what you want. It might have worked with YOUR parents, bro, my parents had none of that BS. I didn't get to throw around threats and demands, man, and you should stop doing it here in the Dust 514 forums too, bro, cause it's not helping one bit!
Here's the thing brah  As a paying customer i do get to call out the developer. I also get to explain my dismay at their incompetence. Moreover we have given feedback and expressed our opinions throughly throughout since closed beta. What happens a carebear comes in says HTFU everything is fine and it gets ignored. Moreover CCP collects their data from public matches where the overwhelming majority are clueless on how to play the game so your sample size is utterly skewed. Ive been in the business world long enough to now that when a company continually ignores or utterly destroys their product to the point of such a high level of consumer dissatisfaction that it shakes away any sense of trust between the two parties is when it often means the decline of said product. Unlike major companies that can simply pull the project, retool and rebrand CCP is small and has a gun to their head. We've told them till we are blue in the face what to do. As far as feedback for the umpteenth time here start with this The feedback is pretty much simple, Hit detection Map terrain Aiming Weapon range buffs Suit buffs to balance around logi suit Uncapped SP Faster entry point for new players to increase retention.
First of all, Mr. Business man, I suggest you take some writing lessons. Might help you with your career, man. The second thing is that if you've already told CCP this for "umpteen" times don't you think they've read it? I mean what are you expecting to happen the next time you say the same things tomorrow? A miracle? I don't get it. They are aware what you have hysterically proclaimed over and over again and either they're gonna do something about it or not. You having a tantrum about it here is NOT gonna change facts. |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 20:59:00 -
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Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:
know so much about real life and how to make profit. Why don't you, Keyser, go and make this game you described and "profit". Oh sorry I forgot your "real world" talk wasn't real after all. Well since you haven't been here, in the real world yet, let me give you a little run down, a little history lesson, guys. Cause that's exactly what CCP did more than ten years ago, they went out into the real world and executed a game and did in fact profit. Now knowing your kind, guys, you're not gonna do ****! You're gonna sit there in your apartment, with a hamburger in your lap, typing away with your greasy fingers and telling CCP how to profit. That's all you're gonna do.
Wow really thats the best argument you have if you think you can do better go do it? Please ive done my consulting work for CCP they can take it or leave it. Perhaps you'd understand that in the business world people dont care if you have a good idea they care about results. ITs a results driven process and if CCP cant produce then nobody cares, wheres all the Sony support? Yup they are busy focusing on other devs and PS4 launch cause CCP missed their window it would seem, or do you think this is where CCP should be in their dev cycle. TQ move consumed a lot of resources but they didnt even consult their base on this, as far as knowledge goes yea i do think i have a bit more insight into FPS than CCP since i play them regularly, thats why i was in closed beta and gave feedback rigorously on it. Oh and Zipper did same thing as CCP; where are they now?
If you're indeed done with "your consulting job" for CCP then what the **** are you still going on about? |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 21:07:00 -
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Phoenix Arakyd wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:
know so much about real life and how to make profit. Why don't you, Keyser, go and make this game you described and "profit". Oh sorry I forgot your "real world" talk wasn't real after all. Well since you haven't been here, in the real world yet, let me give you a little run down, a little history lesson, guys. Cause that's exactly what CCP did more than ten years ago, they went out into the real world and executed a game and did in fact profit. Now knowing your kind, guys, you're not gonna do ****! You're gonna sit there in your apartment, with a hamburger in your lap, typing away with your greasy fingers and telling CCP how to profit. That's all you're gonna do.
Wow really thats the best argument you have if you think you can do better go do it? Please ive done my consulting work for CCP they can take it or leave it. Perhaps you'd understand that in the business world people dont care if you have a good idea they care about results. ITs a results driven process and if CCP cant produce then nobody cares, wheres all the Sony support? Yup they are busy focusing on other devs and PS4 launch cause CCP missed their window it would seem, or do you think this is where CCP should be in their dev cycle. TQ move consumed a lot of resources but they didnt even consult their base on this, as far as knowledge goes yea i do think i have a bit more insight into FPS than CCP since i play them regularly, thats why i was in closed beta and gave feedback rigorously on it. Oh and Zipper did same thing as CCP; where are they now? If you're indeed done with "your consulting job" for CCP then what the **** are you still going on about? sycophant scrub, shoo
What are you? His business partner? I mean you write as well as he does.
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Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 21:14:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:Keyser Soze VerbalKint wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:
Well here's the thing, dude, and let me be the first one tell you that I'm not a yes man for anyone. I know there are problems, I know they're working hard to fix stuff. The difference here is how we react to this situation, man, and let me explain exactly how. I mean you guys are going full blown hysterical over this saying stuff like "This game fails in 2 months" and "Welcome to the real world" I mean what the **** do you guys wanna accomplish by this? You're acting like CCP is your daddy and you can throw a tantrum to get what you want. It might have worked with YOUR parents, bro, my parents had none of that BS. I didn't get to throw around threats and demands, man, and you should stop doing it here in the Dust 514 forums too, bro, cause it's not helping one bit!
Here's the thing brah As a paying customer i do get to call out the developer. I also get to explain my dismay at their incompetence. Moreover we have given feedback and expressed our opinions throughly throughout since closed beta. What happens a carebear comes in says HTFU everything is fine and it gets ignored. Moreover CCP collects their data from public matches where the overwhelming majority are clueless on how to play the game so your sample size is utterly skewed. Ive been in the business world long enough to now that when a company continually ignores or utterly destroys their product to the point of such a high level of consumer dissatisfaction that it shakes away any sense of trust between the two parties is when it often means the decline of said product. Unlike major companies that can simply pull the project, retool and rebrand CCP is small and has a gun to their head. We've told them till we are blue in the face what to do. As far as feedback for the umpteenth time here start with this The feedback is pretty much simple, Hit detection Map terrain Aiming Weapon range buffs Suit buffs to balance around logi suit Uncapped SP Faster entry point for new players to increase retention. First of all, Mr. Business man, I suggest you take some writing lessons. Might help you with your career, man. The second thing is that if you've already told CCP this for "umpteen" times don't you think they've read it? I mean what are you expecting to happen the next time you say the same things tomorrow? A miracle? I don't get it. They are aware what you have hysterically proclaimed over and over again and either they're gonna do something about it or not. You having a tantrum about it here is NOT gonna change facts. Let me TL;DR rics words since he likes to make a bunch of posts that looks like words are trying to form walls. Ric: Stop QQing, this isn't helping, if you don't feel like you're being listened too then just relax. Beating your chest and raging on the forums doesn't help CCP, or us. That would be his bottom line. However - if you were to take him at face value... Ric: **** off pussies, you want to know whose got a life, not you fags. You're just tantrum throwing adults acting like pre-teens who first got there rag in the middle of swimming. Now - Ric - since you're such a sensible guy (LOL) care to explain how you're any different then the people you're raging at? It's like Obama telling Bush he fails at life.
What are you? A republican? And to answer your question, dude, let me tell you exactly why I'm different. You see, when my dog decides to attack someone, I'm gonna put him down. Plain and simple, guys. We're being both violent but the bottom line is, I did the right thing. Now I'm putting you guys down because you guys aren't bringing anything to the table. You're throwing a tantrum and your parents didn't teach you NOT to throw a tantrum like that, so I'm gonna have to be the one to teach you guys that. |
Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 21:28:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:Okay - I know this is lame of me to do since ... well, heh. But since you brought in parents teachings.... Did your mother tell you it was okay to go to a gaming forum and constantly bring up womens periods, banging them, and basically reducing females to be nothing but meat for your enjoyment? How can you sit here and preach about a parents teaching when your own would slap you so hard your head would fall off? No really - bring them to the forums. I'll give them some links of your posts. 
Hey, man, I've got nothing against women, dude. I have a lot of respect for all women, I love them. All shape, all colors. But let's be honest here, bro, they've got their issues with those hormones and there's no denying that. I mean I've got my hormonal issues, dude, and I'm the first one to admit that I've got a lot of testosterone moving around in my body and it makes me go overboard every now and then. Doesn't mean I hate guys with a lot of testosterone.
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Ric Barlom
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Posted - 2013.05.08 21:33:00 -
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SoTa of PoP wrote:Ric Barlom wrote:SoTa of PoP wrote:Okay - I know this is lame of me to do since ... well, heh. But since you brought in parents teachings.... Did your mother tell you it was okay to go to a gaming forum and constantly bring up womens periods, banging them, and basically reducing females to be nothing but meat for your enjoyment? How can you sit here and preach about a parents teaching when your own would slap you so hard your head would fall off? No really - bring them to the forums. I'll give them some links of your posts. Hey, man, I've got nothing against women, dude. I have a lot of respect for all women, I love them. All shape, all colors. But let's be honest here, bro, they've got their issues with those hormones and there's no denying that. I mean I've got my hormonal issues, dude, and I'm the first one to admit that I've got a lot of testosterone moving around in my body and it makes me go overboard every now and then. Doesn't mean I hate guys with a lot of testosterone. You know, for all your talk and opinions, I really like how straight forward you are.
See? You're not such a bad guy after all. Other than provoking me here cause of my posts that aren't even directed at you! |
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