5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7

Here are a few things that just don't make sense to me but kinda make me smile:

1) bullets are just as dangerous as plasma and lasers

2) it's 22,000 something and we're still throwing our grenades by hand

3) lamp posts are vehicles greatest enemy

4) nobody though to give the LAVs a roof. I mean, what if it rains?

5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7

6) heavies are stumped by hand rails

7) this handheld railgun is just as powerful as this big*** one on my tank

8)a skill magically increases a weapons range

9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead

10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS)

11) it takes us forever to climb ladders

12) our hands disappear while climbing

13) sometimes we get stuck climbing mountains

14) swarm launchers can magically track the craziest maneuvers but can't dodge a rock

15) we melee with our elbow when we have a rifle butt or even a knife

16) Minmatar suits have one eye but she just as well as everyone else

17) we have to be a foot from a console to hack it but we don't actually touch it

18) the same clones are used for both males and females

19) we have a bed that we can't use

20) we are under house arrest apparently except for when we are in a battle

9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead

*Dropships are more fragile than glass.

I thought heavies were in 5 tons of dropsuit?

Here are a few things that just don't make sense to me but kinda make me smile:

1) bullets are just as dangerous as plasma and lasers I don't see why lasers have be stronger than bullets, and plasma guns could be shooting just amount of plasma per shot to be only a bit more damaging than bullets.

2) it's 22,000 something and we're still throwing our grenades by hand There was a dark age after the EVE gatr collapsed, and civilization had to restart from scratch, though I do agree it does seem a bit outdated.

3) lamp posts are vehicles greatest enemy

4) nobody though to give the LAVs a roof. I mean, what if it rains? Rain won't hut dropsuits

5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7

6) heavies are stumped by hand rails

7) this handheld railgun is just as powerful as this big*** one on my tank The one on your tank has unlimited ammo, and can refire several times almost immediately after the first shot

8)a skill magically increases a weapons range Won't in the Uprising build

9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead I don't think you know how much a heavy weighs.

10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS) Not all have exoskeletons built in, the stamina use in the ones with exoskeletons could be explained as a power cell needing to recharge

11) it takes us forever to climb ladders Not really

12) our hands disappear while climbing

13) sometimes we get stuck climbing mountains

14) swarm launchers can magically track the craziest maneuvers but can't dodge a rock It can just only focus on the target, and not the surrounding environment. Could also be based on heat, electronic signature, or Tacnet readings, that would explain why its blind to things like rocks

15) we melee with our elbow when we have a rifle butt or even a knife

16) Minmatar suits have one eye but she just as well as everyone else The eyes are just cameras

17) we have to be a foot from a console to hack it but we don't actually touch it Wireless technology exists

18) the same clones are used for both males and females Or the right amount of male and female clones were stocked before the battle

19) we have a bed that we can't use

20) we are under house arrest apparently except for when we are in a battle

Here are a few things that just don't make sense to me but kinda make me smile:

1) bullets are just as dangerous as plasma and lasers

2) it's 22,000 something and we're still throwing our grenades by hand

3) lamp posts are vehicles greatest enemy

4) nobody though to give the LAVs a roof. I mean, what if it rains?

5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7

6) heavies are stumped by hand rails

7) this handheld railgun is just as powerful as this big*** one on my tank

8)a skill magically increases a weapons range

9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead

10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS)

11) it takes us forever to climb ladders

12) our hands disappear while climbing

13) sometimes we get stuck climbing mountains

14) swarm launchers can magically track the craziest maneuvers but can't dodge a rock

15) we melee with our elbow when we have a rifle butt or even a knife

16) Minmatar suits have one eye but she just as well as everyone else

17) we have to be a foot from a console to hack it but we don't actually touch it

18) the same clones are used for both males and females

19) we have a bed that we can't use

20) we are under house arrest apparently except for when we are in a battle

10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS)

/me cracks neck, Challenge Accepted!

1) Bullets are tritanium cored which loves to violently reacts when exposed to atmosphere. A bead of this entering the human body at the toe will take the entire leg off just about.

2) Grenade Launchers are heavy on the rifle, causes imbalances and most season soldiers that are not used to it don't normally use it in such manner. Also launchers are more expensive than the mk 1 hand.

3) So are power lines.

4) Hmm said can be said for a bike.

5) The more Advanced AI ate millions of humans for dinner before they shut the gates off to that region.

6) dunno 2 tonns of armor and equipment is pretty heavy, it would be simply awful to get tangled up in a collapsed hand rail that wrapped around you as you feel though it.

7) NOT A RAILGUN! A heavily modified mining blaster designed to crack small asteroids in half.

8) Subconcious training would translate and relay information to alter the properties of weapon resonance and operation to such a point at it could defeat the subconcious of the target's defense suite thus giving the targets lesser time to react to incoming shots where normally before that the range would have been sufficient time to come up with a total defense solution nullifying the shot entirely.

9) Chances are that the inertia dampener is used in heavy suit operations and attempting to nail one in an LAV probably activates the inertia sponge into the vehicle.

10.) Suits are not mechanized, some are integrated and fused into the bodies where transition from armor plating and skeletons could be seamless.

11.) Would you preferr the elevator?

12.) Well so do your feet when you look down.

13.) Yeah happens all the time, kills about 1/4th of the people climbing everest.

14.) And to think we use the same AI in RDVs.

15.) When the suit is strong enough to break weapons meleeing it makes more sense to use the suit when possible. Knives are also no longer standard issued.

16.) No no no, they have an additional sensor overlay for structural analysis, they still have full vision but the scanner on the one eye is quite useful for finding damage in stuctures.

17.) Photon Induction Communications, thus LOS and decent bandwidth quality required to ensure hack, being too far away would trigger firewalls.

18.) lowers production costs.

19.) Hungry? Shoot self, Sick? Shoot self? Tired? Shoot self.

20.) Can't have immortal clones running wild around can we?

Here are a few things that just don't make sense to me but kinda make me smile:

1) bullets are just as dangerous as plasma and lasers

2) it's 22,000 something and we're still throwing our grenades by hand

3) lamp posts are vehicles greatest enemy

4) nobody though to give the LAVs a roof. I mean, what if it rains?

5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7

6) heavies are stumped by hand rails

7) this handheld railgun is just as powerful as this big*** one on my tank

8)a skill magically increases a weapons range

9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead

10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS)

11) it takes us forever to climb ladders

12) our hands disappear while climbing

13) sometimes we get stuck climbing mountains

14) swarm launchers can magically track the craziest maneuvers but can't dodge a rock

15) we melee with our elbow when we have a rifle butt or even a knife

16) Minmatar suits have one eye but she just as well as everyone else

17) we have to be a foot from a console to hack it but we don't actually touch it

18) the same clones are used for both males and females

19) we have a bed that we can't use

20) we are under house arrest apparently except for when we are in a battle

Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but some things just make me roll my eyes and shake my head

You forgot this is a game right