Iron Wolf Saber
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
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Posted - 2013.05.01 03:19:00 -
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ShwerShwerShwer wrote:Here are a few things that just don't make sense to me but kinda make me smile:
1) bullets are just as dangerous as plasma and lasers
2) it's 22,000 something and we're still throwing our grenades by hand
3) lamp posts are vehicles greatest enemy
4) nobody though to give the LAVs a roof. I mean, what if it rains?
5) an advanced AI system tasked with deploying our vehicles is drunk 24/7
6) heavies are stumped by hand rails
7) this handheld railgun is just as powerful as this big*** one on my tank
8)a skill magically increases a weapons range
9) hitting a few hundred pound heavy stops a few thousand pound car dead
10) we are in mechanized suits but can't jump more than two times in a row (DON'T FIX THIS IT ELIMINATES BUNNY HOPPERS)
11) it takes us forever to climb ladders
12) our hands disappear while climbing
13) sometimes we get stuck climbing mountains
14) swarm launchers can magically track the craziest maneuvers but can't dodge a rock
15) we melee with our elbow when we have a rifle butt or even a knife
16) Minmatar suits have one eye but she just as well as everyone else
17) we have to be a foot from a console to hack it but we don't actually touch it
18) the same clones are used for both males and females
19) we have a bed that we can't use
20) we are under house arrest apparently except for when we are in a battle
/me cracks neck, Challenge Accepted!
1) Bullets are tritanium cored which loves to violently reacts when exposed to atmosphere. A bead of this entering the human body at the toe will take the entire leg off just about.
2) Grenade Launchers are heavy on the rifle, causes imbalances and most season soldiers that are not used to it don't normally use it in such manner. Also launchers are more expensive than the mk 1 hand.
3) So are power lines.
4) Hmm said can be said for a bike.
5) The more Advanced AI ate millions of humans for dinner before they shut the gates off to that region.
6) dunno 2 tonns of armor and equipment is pretty heavy, it would be simply awful to get tangled up in a collapsed hand rail that wrapped around you as you feel though it.
7) NOT A RAILGUN! A heavily modified mining blaster designed to crack small asteroids in half.
8) Subconcious training would translate and relay information to alter the properties of weapon resonance and operation to such a point at it could defeat the subconcious of the target's defense suite thus giving the targets lesser time to react to incoming shots where normally before that the range would have been sufficient time to come up with a total defense solution nullifying the shot entirely.
9) Chances are that the inertia dampener is used in heavy suit operations and attempting to nail one in an LAV probably activates the inertia sponge into the vehicle.
10.) Suits are not mechanized, some are integrated and fused into the bodies where transition from armor plating and skeletons could be seamless.
11.) Would you preferr the elevator?
12.) Well so do your feet when you look down.
13.) Yeah happens all the time, kills about 1/4th of the people climbing everest.
14.) And to think we use the same AI in RDVs.
15.) When the suit is strong enough to break weapons meleeing it makes more sense to use the suit when possible. Knives are also no longer standard issued.
16.) No no no, they have an additional sensor overlay for structural analysis, they still have full vision but the scanner on the one eye is quite useful for finding damage in stuctures.
17.) Photon Induction Communications, thus LOS and decent bandwidth quality required to ensure hack, being too far away would trigger firewalls.
18.) lowers production costs.
19.) Hungry? Shoot self, Sick? Shoot self? Tired? Shoot self.
20.) Can't have immortal clones running wild around can we? |