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Alina Heart DIOS EX. 38	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:06:00 - [1] - Quote Hi my name is Alina Heart, I come to you today with an honest and meager plea for help. Please, let me explain my predicament. See, a wise man once said that "Jealousy is the greatest of all Evils and Envy can turn a saint into a devil". These words have never rang more true, My Directors got fed up of always riding my coattails, I was always one step ahead and they one step behind, they could never top me on the leaderboards and when the time for annual medals, ribbons and accolades were awarded to the finest of mercs in New Eden, it was me on the podium receiving all praise and recognition while my directors were left to sully at their "Honorable mentions". With time, Jealousy grew and hatred seeped down into their very veins. Those who I once I called my friends and allies couldn't even look at me without disgust burning in their eyes. Inevitably, they rallied up, a Coup D'+¬tat, they stabbed me in the back and destroyed my remaining clones and left me to die in the barren wasteland of Manus Peak. They stole a hand full of our members, whether those that left with them went willingly or were taken hostage is yet to be discovered. Last of all they stole all of our Corp's ISK, I should've known better to give them too much power too soon. My mistake. I'm making this thread because this forum is comprised of the most mature, unselfish, caring and trustworthy Mercenaries in New Eden. With the upcoming of Planetary Conquest we are now completely broke and without ISK, We have no money to purchase clones to supply our brave mercenaries. We will be unable to capture districts due to lack of resources and ultimately we will be left without a home. Our Corp will surely fade into nothingness and our members will be scattered across the solar system to fend for themselves or seek shelter from other corporations across New Eden. DIOS EX. will be nothing more than a forgotten memory lost to the harsh world of New Eden. Please Donate whatever you can to Alina Heart, your patronage is very much appreciated. Not only would you be helping a good cause and the well being of our people but you would undoubtedly be making a future ally in us. Anyone who aids in our plea will be considered a friend of DIOS EX. and we will always be available to your aid. Thank You and Godspeed! TL;DR- We're Fracking Broke, and Planetary Conquest is expensive any of your rich boys wanna lend us some spare ISK
Bojo The Mighty Bojo's School of the Trades 810	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:10:00 - [2] - Quote Beat it Bum!
Logi Bro Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 1053	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:11:00 - [3] - Quote Have a coin, beggar. throws solid gold coin at head
Tectonious Falcon The Southern Legion RISE of LEGION 445	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:14:00 - [4] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: I'm making this thread because this forum is comprised of the most mature, unselfish, caring and trustworthy Mercenaries in New Eden. We've clearly been reading different forums.
ISuperstar Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 30	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:17:00 - [5] - Quote I'll donate 5million ISK for a Directors position Better accept this generous offer fast, I'm thinking of changing my mind any second now....
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 264	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:19:00 - [6] - Quote So how high is that horse your riding?
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1039	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:26:00 - [7] - Quote
snipper doo Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 3	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:26:00 - [8] - Quote Hi Alina, you recently won the lottery on the planet Nigerianta. Congratulations! To access said funds you will need to provide 100 points of I.D and a small (large) transfer fee. Congratulations!
Knight SoIaire Better Hide R Die 141	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:39:00 - [9] - Quote Sorry, but I donated my ISK to the PRO Charity Fund.
Chris F2112 187. 40	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:48:00 - [10] - Quote If anybody donates enough money for planetary conquest then they are even bigger suckers than you are for having your money stolen.

Alina Heart DIOS EX. 38	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:49:00 - [11] - Quote Chris F2112 wrote: If anybody donates enough money for planetary conquest then they are even bigger suckers than you are for having your money stolen. Please donate, every penny counts! Logi Bro wrote: Have a coin, beggar. throws solid gold coin at head Oh thank you Kind sir!!
Warpfiend Thanos HongKong n Shanghai Merc Corp 2	Posted - 2013.04.06 02:18:00 - [12] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: Chris F2112 wrote: If anybody donates enough money for planetary conquest then they are even bigger suckers than you are for having your money stolen. Please donate, every penny counts! Logi Bro wrote: Have a coin, beggar. throws solid gold coin at head Oh thank you Kind sir!! ugh this is all too submissive for me, this is going to turn into 50 shades of merc
2-Ton Twenty-One Imperfects Negative-Feedback 450	Posted - 2013.04.06 02:24:00 - [13] - Quote I am willing to "invest" some cash however you must bring me in on your PC combat and give me a return on my investment. mail me in game and we can talk about details.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 1049	Posted - 2013.04.06 02:25:00 - [14] - Quote Warpfiend Thanos wrote: Alina Heart wrote: Chris F2112 wrote: If anybody donates enough money for planetary conquest then they are even bigger suckers than you are for having your money stolen. Please donate, every penny counts! Logi Bro wrote: Have a coin, beggar. throws solid gold coin at head Oh thank you Kind sir!! ugh this is all too submissive for me, this is going to turn into 50 shades of merc oh dear god, i never want to come that close to conjuring a mental image again
DigiOps DUST University Ivy League 92	Posted - 2013.04.06 03:43:00 - [15] - Quote gbghg wrote: Warpfiend Thanos wrote: Alina Heart wrote: Chris F2112 wrote: If anybody donates enough money for planetary conquest then they are even bigger suckers than you are for having your money stolen. Please donate, every penny counts! Logi Bro wrote: Have a coin, beggar. throws solid gold coin at head Oh thank you Kind sir!! ugh this is all too submissive for me, this is going to turn into 50 shades of merc oh dear god, i never want to come that close to conjuring a mental image again I'm okay with this.
Sev Alcatraz The Tritan Industries 203	Posted - 2013.04.06 05:08:00 - [16] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: I'm making this thread because this forum is comprised of the most mature, unselfish, caring and trustworthy Mercenaries in New Eden. I laughed my ass of when I read this... But in all seriousness this is unfortunately the last place to look for a good samaritan And this place wreaks of troll bait Maby file bankruptcy?
Alina Heart DIOS EX. 42	Posted - 2013.04.06 05:13:00 - [17] - Quote lol do you guys really think this thread is serious? I just thought I'd give you something interesting to read and troll on. Disappointed in the overall outcome though. P.S. - Still accepting Donations
Veritas Vitae Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 109	Posted - 2013.04.06 05:19:00 - [18] - Quote I'm sorry, but your corp is not licensed as a Charitable Foundation. I am going to have to ask you to please stop all further attempts to acquire donations until you get properly certified. For those of you feeling charitable and wanting to do a good deed, Pink Fluffly Bounty Hunterz is a certified Charitable Foundation and we accept donations from anyone. Your ISK can help save the poor defective clones by paying for their neural remapping and genetic alteration, allowing for them to become proper clones fit for battle. Donate to today!
Rei Shepard Spectre II 123	Posted - 2013.04.06 09:15:00 - [19] - Quote Ill keep my Billions of ISK in Spectre II tyvm where noone i can't personally go over within a 30 minute car drive, punch on their face if they ever steal corp money. Being Space-Rich will have its advantages when that gets implemented :)
Cat Merc OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT 408	Posted - 2013.04.06 09:16:00 - [20] - Quote How's it going miss heart? Did you kill any AFK heavies lately? :P

Martin0 Brancaleone Maphia Clan Corporation CRONOS. 214	Posted - 2013.04.06 09:29:00 - [21] - Quote Send me any amount of isk and i'll send you back 3 times more!
Sergamon Draco Darkstar Mercs 11	Posted - 2013.04.06 09:39:00 - [22] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: lol do you guys really think this thread is serious? I thought I made it pretty obvious this was fake. I just thought I'd give you something interesting to read and troll on. Disappointed in the overall outcome though. P.S. - Still accepting Donations You make that for fun,its clear you have way too much time
Leither Yiltron KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 431	Posted - 2013.04.06 09:39:00 - [23] - Quote Tectonious Falcon wrote: Alina Heart wrote: I'm making this thread because this forum is comprised of the most mature, unselfish, caring and trustworthy Mercenaries in New Eden. We've clearly been reading different forums.
DJINN leukoplast Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 367	Posted - 2013.04.06 11:26:00 - [24] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: I'm making this thread because this forum is comprised of the most mature, unselfish, caring and trustworthy Mercenaries in New Eden. Pretty sure this line of text identifies the true nature of the thread
Alina Heart DIOS EX. 42	Posted - 2013.04.06 14:16:00 - [25] - Quote Sergamon Draco wrote: Alina Heart wrote: lol do you guys really think this thread is serious? I thought I made it pretty obvious this was fake. I just thought I'd give you something interesting to read and troll on. Disappointed in the overall outcome though. P.S. - Still accepting Donations You make that for fun,its clear you have way too much time I type at 198 words per minute. Took me no time at all my friend.
Sergamon Draco Darkstar Mercs 11	Posted - 2013.04.06 16:19:00 - [26] - Quote Alina Heart wrote: Sergamon Draco wrote: Alina Heart wrote: lol do you guys really think this thread is serious? I thought I made it pretty obvious this was fake. I just thought I'd give you something interesting to read and troll on. Disappointed in the overall outcome though. P.S. - Still accepting Donations You make that for fun,its clear you have way too much time I type at 198 words per minute. Took me no time at all my friend. Ok i can hire you to be my pepper pots (iron mans assistant)


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