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Fat Bottom Bitch
Forsaken Legion-0
9
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Posted - 2013.04.05 05:49:00 -
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So not so big news ContrabanJoe is making a new corporation from certain PRO members. The new corp is called "Operatives of the Goat". (Yeah! goats... so cool.)
This is because PRO (Planetary Response Organization) has gotten such a bad rap across the community that Joe is looking to change it, Joe has personally said that the main reason he is changing the name is to weed out people without UVT, but he has also said he is doing it to get rid of the now tainted PRO name, and give it a much needed makeover. He is still keeping his larger corp because he has realized that a large corp is only good for 1 thing in the new world of Planetary Conquest, getting all the cash he can off of them.
Joe said he would raise the lost $300 million by himself, but that was not true. All weekend long weekend he convinced large groups of PRO members to fight battles together against each other, in free suits, and donating all the cash they got in order to replace the cash he had lost. If he himself earned 10% of the lost cash, I would be surprised. The surprising thing is Joe has many many people that would jump into a volcano for him, and he knows it.
So now he moved the best and most important part of PRO into a new corp, which is not part of test alliance, which means he is now having to kiss some A**. in order to get that corp into the Test Alliance, and he has met some resistance. Weather he succeeds still remains to be seen, but without the backing of Test Alliance. Joe will have little Orbital Support in PC.
With the new corp comes new Directors, for this new corp Joe has picked Thehighguy, LordToilet, Sum1else, yruphct, Mechanicus Lupus, and one of Joe's personal separate accounts. Possibly snubbing Sev Kemura his highest ranked corp member.
Also PRO's numbers have dropped drastically, losing at least 300 members since this weekend, and losing many key members to corps such as the Pink and Fluffy Team. It seems they have put that $300 mil Joe "gave" them to good use stealing key members from not only PRO, but SVER True blood as well.
So as Joe scrambles to keep the power he had on the playing field, the VERY militant Pink team is slowly grabbing everything they can. The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny.
I'm the Fat Bottom ***** and my big A** is out. |

Kreayshawn Coruscanti
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
174
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Posted - 2013.04.05 06:11:00 -
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Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. You say it like it's a bad thing?  |

Government CheeseBurger
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
382
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Posted - 2013.04.05 07:11:00 -
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300 member loss was the removal of inactive accounts. It's nothing new in Dust. Lots of EVE run corps in Dust are doing it. Please keep us posted. |

Government CheeseBurger
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
384
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Posted - 2013.04.05 07:22:00 -
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Also you have no idea what you are typing about. But we love the publicity. And for that we thank you. |

xIc0n1k
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
1
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Posted - 2013.04.05 07:37:00 -
[5] - Quote
For the record we haven't "stolen" anyone. A couple ppl got annoyed by the PRO loss and applied to our corp and were given a fair trial. Same goes for the STB Shotgun Duo.
As for PRO's l33t new corp. All I have too say is, stop camping on rooftops and get into the fight. Sitting on rooftops MIGHT work against scrubs but it wont work against even the newest dust bunnies in our corp.
Inb4 more PR bs from PRO guys.
P.S. We have your "best" tanker PRO. Sorry about your damn luck. |

Indy Strizer
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
63
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Posted - 2013.04.05 08:42:00 -
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If what you say is true, then I am truly sorry for your lots, CBJoe and company.
I don't know how you deal with your grief, but I like wasting ISK from other corps on gimmicky LAV's.  |

AWZX
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
28
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Posted - 2013.04.05 09:02:00 -
[7] - Quote
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count, as well as banjoe resigning as CEO. i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm |

Deadeyes Anterie
Ill Omens EoN.
351
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Posted - 2013.04.05 09:28:00 -
[8] - Quote
Weird pfbhz have so much hate for PRO. You got their isk, you claim to have their best players. You should be grateful for the current state of PRO. Seems like it has brought you good fortune, some people just can't accept gifts graciously.  |

GIZMO2606
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
300
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Posted - 2013.04.05 14:49:00 -
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Totally sounds legit. We take 300,000,000.00 ISK from PXRXO and suddenly we're stealing member from corps. Has anyone in PXRXO ever heard that good players flock to good clans/corps? |

Cyn Bruin
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
777
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Posted - 2013.04.05 16:04:00 -
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GIZMO2606 wrote: Has anyone in PXRXO ever heard that good players flock to good clans/corps?
Which means you recruited 0 members? 
Thought everyone knew PRO doesnt have good players... kinda why we make fun of them...
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Fat Bottom Bitch
Forsaken Legion-0
9
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Posted - 2013.04.05 17:03:00 -
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Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote:Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. their leadership is more like General Wormwort from "Watership Down" then the Easter bunny. You say it like it's a bad thing? 
Have you read "Watership Down"? It's basically about Evil ****-Like Bunnies. |

Osiris Ausare
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
20
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Posted - 2013.04.05 17:14:00 -
[12] - Quote
Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team. |

Kitten Commander
Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation
140
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Posted - 2013.04.05 17:57:00 -
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now tainted PRO name?
lulz |

Lance 2ballzStrong
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
1037
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Posted - 2013.04.05 18:11:00 -
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Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp's leadership is more like General Wormwort from "Watership Down" then the Easter bunny
OMG! Watership Down! Wonder how many people here ever even heard about it, much less read it.
Feeling to go back and read it again...for the 6th time. |

Fat Bottom Bitch
Forsaken Legion-0
9
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Posted - 2013.04.05 19:36:00 -
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Osiris Ausare wrote:Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team.
OH there may be Directors but make no mistake this is a True Dictatorship run by Joe and only Joe. The directors job is basically to do what Joe says. |

Osiris Ausare
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
22
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Posted - 2013.04.05 22:14:00 -
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Fat Bottom ***** wrote:Osiris Ausare wrote:Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team. OH there may be Directors but make no mistake this is a True Dictatorship run by Joe and only Joe. The directors job is basically to do what Joe says.
Trust me I know, and the sad thing is he keeps pushing away his best players, in the last month he has lost at least a half dozen really good players to numerous different corporations. And now that he has created a new corp I feel really bad for the 1k players that have been left behind. |

Osiris Ausare
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
22
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Posted - 2013.04.05 22:19:00 -
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Repost on a previous post I had written that was in an older thread and I guess was not looked over. Sorry If I'm not supposed to do this, but I want to get this out there:
I was in that match, in fact I was one of Zepa's gunners but I guess you forgot that. Don't you remember we had a mass deployment during one of the merc battles. Before each match you had us make goat noises. But in the that specific map it was you on the other side and Zepa and me on the other. You were running laser rifle and through the entire fight you kept getting angrier and angrier because Zepa and I were getting a bunch of kills. It was around the middle of the match that you started to get angry, trashing tankers and then specifically trashing Zepa. It was at that point you told your entire team to attack and destroy Zepa's tank. After that match, you were fuming in Corp chat and made a snide remark about player's age. Zepa didn't reply and you assumed that he was lying and could't respond. But you know what, he was dealing with real life issues that were more important then the game. So instead of actually talking with him you kicked him from the corp and then refused to speak with him. It wasn't until I talked with government cheeseburger that I was able to find out what happened and why Zepa was kicked.
I have a photographic memory and I remember that tragic day perfectly. And you know what that started a chain reaction. After Zepa was kicked he moved on to Sever True Blood. A few weeks later General Grodd was kicked for being too young and he is now with Ahrendee Mercenaries, yesturday N1ck Comeau left PRO for D3LTA FORC3 and just today Charlotte O'Dell (another solid tanker) left PRO for the Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz.
If this isn't an indication of a major problem, then you are living in a dream world. Just remember this is a game, and we are here to have fun. But I guess you forgot that, and have resorted to internet thuggery as a way to boost your own self confidence.
That is all I have to say about this.
Osiris. |

JL3Eleven
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
262
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Posted - 2013.04.06 00:04:00 -
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LOL. This is good stuff. If I ever need a good laugh I just read a pro thread.  |

Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
108
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Posted - 2013.04.06 01:25:00 -
[19] - Quote
Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny.
We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python.  |

Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
108
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Posted - 2013.04.06 01:35:00 -
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Deadeyes Anterie wrote:Weird pfbhz have so much hate for PRO. You got their isk, you claim to have their best players. You should be grateful for the current state of PRO. Seems like it has brought you good fortune, some people just can't accept gifts graciously. 
We always appreciate donations to our corp, and we don't hate the zerg corps. We just dislike some of their leadership's choices and actions which have not changed much in the last 3-4 years. |
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slap26
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
533
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Posted - 2013.04.06 01:55:00 -
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Veritas Vitae wrote:Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python. 
Get the holy hand grenade |

theschizogenious
KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION
175
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Posted - 2013.04.06 01:55:00 -
[22] - Quote
Veritas Vitae wrote:Fat Bottom ***** wrote:The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python. 
i can vouch for this so says i phil the prince of insufficient light |

Cat Merc
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
412
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Posted - 2013.04.06 11:35:00 -
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I smell much butthurt. |

Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
109
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Posted - 2013.04.06 16:04:00 -
[24] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg
That goat should have been driving a Ferrari instead of a Mazda. |

Orin the Freak
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
368
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Posted - 2013.04.06 22:50:00 -
[25] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg
Aww look, CBJ's loyal attack feline to the rescue!
Tell me something, kitty. When you spit it out, is it all pruney, like when you sit in the tub too long?
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous. |

Mortedeamor
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
4
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Posted - 2013.04.06 23:26:00 -
[26] - Quote
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.[/quote]
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Osiris Ausare
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
22
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Posted - 2013.04.07 00:07:00 -
[27] - Quote
Orin the Freak wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg Aww look, CBJ's loyal attack feline to the rescue! Tell me something, kitty. When you spit it out, is it all pruney, like when you sit in the tub too long? Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him. We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
This is something we can all agree on. I left almost a month before Charlotte did for the same exact reason. I'm glad he ended up at a good home where he can continue to hone his skills, this also goes to the other former PRO members. I guess Zepa and I opened the flood gates and the good players just started pouring out.
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0 Try Harder
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
191
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Posted - 2013.04.07 02:11:00 -
[28] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else.
George Carlin Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Charles Murphy Dave Chappelle Bill Cosby
/\
PFBHz
We are faaaaaaaabulous |

0 Try Harder
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
191
 |
Posted - 2013.04.07 02:14:00 -
[29] - Quote
The funny thing is that if a leader put up a 300mil isk contract
and for some reason we lost
We'd lol @ him for it. Then we would challenge the corp we lost the isk to for another corp battle ^.^
When we offered PRO double or nothing, we weren't kidding. |

Harkon Vysarii
Dead Six Initiative
141
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Posted - 2013.04.07 03:39:00 -
[30] - Quote
Actually went up against them the other day. I had a horrible game crushing myself several times with and RDV and still had a higher KD than most of the Goats |
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Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
113
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Posted - 2013.04.07 05:11:00 -
[31] - Quote
0 Try Harder wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. George Carlin Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Charles Murphy Dave Chappelle Bill Cosby /\ PFBHzWe are f aaaaaaaabulous
All-Star Roster, yo. |

Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2677
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Posted - 2013.04.07 05:13:00 -
[32] - Quote
0 Try Harder wrote:The funny thing is that if a leader put up a 300mil isk contract
and for some reason we lost
We'd lol @ him for it. Then we would challenge the corp we lost the isk to for another corp battle ^.^
When we offered PRO double or nothing, we weren't kidding.
well i think its safe to say joe isnt THAT stupid to take double or nothing cuz that would of resulted in another loss no matter who he fielded.
that being said i got one question for CBJ why isnt PRO in TEST anymore? |

Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
444
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Posted - 2013.04.07 13:35:00 -
[33] - Quote
Mavado V Noriega wrote:0 Try Harder wrote:The funny thing is that if a leader put up a 300mil isk contract
and for some reason we lost
We'd lol @ him for it. Then we would challenge the corp we lost the isk to for another corp battle ^.^
When we offered PRO double or nothing, we weren't kidding. well i think its safe to say joe isnt THAT stupid to take double or nothing cuz that would of resulted in another loss no matter who he fielded. that being said i got one question for CBJ why isnt PRO in TEST anymore?
Oh word you're right all that posturing and PRO and OOTG could no longer be ignored |

Osiris Ausare
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
26
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 00:23:00 -
[34] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg
Well I guess all is not well in goat land, it would seem they have lost one of their most proactive PR mercs to Betamax, that definitely doesn't scream success or stability to me, rather quite the opposite. I'm just glad to see another person has escaped and landed in a solid corp.
Edit addition: actually make that 2 escapes today as another PRO merc is now with RS*DS |

Severance Pay
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
91
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Posted - 2013.04.08 16:07:00 -
[35] - Quote
Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
[/quote] I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued.
We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys dowb again. |

Moon Cricket Bob
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
48
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Posted - 2013.04.08 16:45:00 -
[36] - Quote
Internet, always serious business. |

Stryker Battalion
Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2013.04.08 18:33:00 -
[37] - Quote
Operatives of the Goat. Interesting name. I assume it is a reference to the acronym vs. the animal itself.
G.reatest O.f A.ll T.ime. |

AWZX
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
30
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Posted - 2013.04.08 18:41:00 -
[38] - Quote
Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued. We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again.
http://i.imgur.com/qoK36Hh.png
I wonder where your brown-nosing will take you next?!?!? 
Find out, on the next episode of SeverencePay Eats ****... |

Severance Pay
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
96
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Posted - 2013.04.08 21:23:00 -
[39] - Quote
AWZX wrote:Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued. We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again. http://i.imgur.com/qoK36Hh.pngI wonder where your brown-nosing will take you next?!?!?  Find out, on the next episode of SeverencePay Eats ****...
I thought the grass was greener on your side. I checked it out and turns out it is all astroturf. Thanks for showing me what I needed to see. Thanks for continuing to show me everyday. I fessed up to my bros long ago. Smear me all you want, I deserve it. I am so glad that I am still with them.
I could not stand another minute of you guys trashing them while I was squaded with pfbhz. I was waiting for anyone of you to say one good thing, just one, anything, even nice hair or nice character name. |

Kreayshawn Coruscanti
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
178
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 22:40:00 -
[40] - Quote
Severance Pay wrote:AWZX wrote:Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued. We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again. http://i.imgur.com/qoK36Hh.pngI wonder where your brown-nosing will take you next?!?!?  Find out, on the next episode of SeverencePay Eats ****... I thought the grass was greener on your side. I checked it out and turns out it is all astroturf. Thanks for showing me what I needed to see. Thanks for continuing to show me everyday. I fessed up to my bros long ago, and I just admitted to doing a trial with you so what is the point of that picture? Smear me all you want, I deserve it. I am so glad that I am still with them. I could not stand another minute of you guys trashing them while I was squaded with pfbhz. I was waiting for anyone of you to say one good thing, just one, anything, even nice hair or nice character name. Only the squad with mortedeamor was fun in any sense of the word. You referred to your own corp as an NPC corp in your application, and then got butthurt when people made similar jokes, lol. |
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AWZX
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
30
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 22:46:00 -
[41] - Quote
Severance Pay wrote:AWZX wrote:Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued. We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again. http://i.imgur.com/qoK36Hh.pngI wonder where your brown-nosing will take you next?!?!?  Find out, on the next episode of SeverencePay Eats ****... I thought the grass was greener on your side. I checked it out and turns out it is all astroturf. Thanks for showing me what I needed to see. Thanks for continuing to show me everyday. I fessed up to my bros long ago, and I just admitted to doing a trial with you so what is the point of that picture? Smear me all you want, I deserve it. I am so glad that I am still with them. I could not stand another minute of you guys trashing them while I was squaded with pfbhz. I was waiting for anyone of you to say one good thing, just one, anything, even nice hair or nice character name. Only the squad with mortedeamor was fun in any sense of the word.
You applied and expected us to be all like, "Yo! PRO is legit, we're honored to get someone choosing us over PRO!"
But in reality PRO is **** and so are you, we would've denied you anyway due to a pretty explicit lack of skill. The overwhelming stench of your incessant brown-nosing is just the proverbial frosting on the ****-cake.
QQ so sad, gtfo |

Severance Pay
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
98
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 23:03:00 -
[42] - Quote
AWZX wrote:Severance Pay wrote:AWZX wrote:Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued. We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again. http://i.imgur.com/qoK36Hh.pngI wonder where your brown-nosing will take you next?!?!?  Find out, on the next episode of SeverencePay Eats ****... I thought the grass was greener on your side. I checked it out and turns out it is all astroturf. Thanks for showing me what I needed to see. Thanks for continuing to show me everyday. I fessed up to my bros long ago, and I just admitted to doing a trial with you so what is the point of that picture? Smear me all you want, I deserve it. I am so glad that I am still with them. I could not stand another minute of you guys trashing them while I was squaded with pfbhz. I was waiting for anyone of you to say one good thing, just one, anything, even nice hair or nice character name. Only the squad with mortedeamor was fun in any sense of the word. You applied and expected us to be all like, "Yo! PRO is legit, we're honored to get someone choosing us over PRO!" But in reality PRO is **** and so are you, we would've denied you anyway due to a pretty explicit lack of skill. The overwhelming stench of your incessant brown-nosing is just the proverbial frosting on the ****-cake. QQ so sad, gtfo Wow. Just wow. |

Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
57
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 23:14:00 -
[43] - Quote
Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen. |

Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
116
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 23:15:00 -
[44] - Quote
Severance Pay wrote: I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued.
We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again.
So, can you convince CBJ to get us a double-or-nothing rematch? Or do we have to wait til PC? It was a serious offer that night, still a serious offer now. Enjoy where you are at, and accept the benefits and consequences of your choices. That's life. |

Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
116
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 23:17:00 -
[45] - Quote
Alina Heart wrote:Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen.
You didn't respond to my e-threats or CB offer.  |

Kreayshawn Coruscanti
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
178
 |
Posted - 2013.04.08 23:46:00 -
[46] - Quote
Alina Heart wrote:Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen. o noes, some two faced scrub is getting called out, look at the mean pfbhz take your high horse and gtfo |

Alina Heart
DIOS EX.
57
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 00:17:00 -
[47] - Quote
Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote:Alina Heart wrote:Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen. o noes, some two faced scrub is getting called out, look at the mean pfbhz  take your high horse and gtfo
Thanks for validating my point. |

Kreayshawn Coruscanti
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
179
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 00:29:00 -
[48] - Quote
Alina Heart wrote:Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote:Alina Heart wrote:Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen. o noes, some two faced scrub is getting called out, look at the mean pfbhz  take your high horse and gtfo Thanks for validating my point. you're very welcome |

AWZX
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
30
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 00:35:00 -
[49] - Quote
Alina Heart wrote:Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote:Alina Heart wrote:Severance, don't waste your time. This is probably the 5th thread In the last week where all I've seen is PFBHz E-thuggin it out on the forums. I though the Imperfects were as bad as it gets but good Lord this Corp is on whole nother level of douchebaggery. Too bad their name has already gotten famous enough that anybody would join them just to be a Bunny and have the perceived sense of Skill that comes with the name.
Quite sad really, it's become quite popular these days that if you happen to be good at a Video game that 99.9% of the people on the planet don't give a sh!t about, it gives you a sense of superiority on the internet, a place where every Social degenerate goes to make up for their lack of real life accomplishment by boosting their E-Peen. o noes, some two faced scrub is getting called out, look at the mean pfbhz  take your high horse and gtfo Thanks for validating my point.
if your point is that you're a bunch of man-children that hide behind the ideas of 'fair play', 'politeness', and 'sportsmanship' when in reality it is that you suck at a game and simultaneously can't handle your suckage, then yeah, sure, you have a great point. |

Gunner Nightingale
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
453
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 01:45:00 -
[50] - Quote
I remember when we used to be like this in the forums, then a bunch of whiny bitches kept reporting us to get us banned.
Careful bunnies o/w some butthurt tool will go report you to the principal. |
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Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
116
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 02:27:00 -
[51] - Quote
95% of the bunnies don't even post on the forums, we'll just get them to take our places. |

xIc0n1k
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
7
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 05:27:00 -
[52] - Quote
Gunner Nightingale wrote:I remember when we used to be like this in the forums, then a bunch of whiny bitches kept reporting us to get us banned.
Careful bunnies o/w some butthurt tool will go report you to the principal.
Try Hard is our resident "get banned dood"
It used to be a thing of the norm for us on MAG forums but ehh...Not nearly enough action on these forums as there was on MAG forums.
Oh btw OOTG still suck. Still using the same ole tactics they used in PxRxOx and failing hard! Just because you changed you're name and had some of your "better" players join said sub corp doesn't mean the slate is wiped clean.
No matter how hard pepe le pew tried to get penelope the cat to be a skunk she was still just a cat. :) |

Timothy Reaper
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
332
 |
Posted - 2013.04.09 05:54:00 -
[53] - Quote
STOP THE MADNESS! |

Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
469
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 19:47:00 -
[54] - Quote
Osiris Ausare wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote:http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events
note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg Well I guess all is not well in goat land, it would seem they have lost one of their most proactive PR mercs to Betamax, that definitely doesn't scream success or stability to me, rather quite the opposite. I'm just glad to see another person has escaped and landed in a solid corp. Edit addition: actually make that 2 escapes today as another PRO merc is now with Red Star. You should probably ask why it happened. I moved to BetaMax only because the timezones didn't fit with mine in PRO. There are a few players when I'm most active, and have to wait for midnight to talk to leadership. BetaMax fits my timezones better. |

SoTa PoP
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1982
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 20:01:00 -
[55] - Quote
Gunner Nightingale wrote:I remember when we used to be like this in the forums, then a bunch of whiny bitches kept reporting us to get us banned.
Careful bunnies o/w some butthurt tool will go report you to the principal. Imps trolling has almost completely died. PHBZ has thankfully been stepping up to pick up our slack. Gj guys, +1
also great thread - would read twice but too many walls of text.   |

xIc0n1k
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
7
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 20:24:00 -
[56] - Quote
SoTa PoP wrote:Gunner Nightingale wrote:I remember when we used to be like this in the forums, then a bunch of whiny bitches kept reporting us to get us banned.
Careful bunnies o/w some butthurt tool will go report you to the principal. Imps trolling has almost completely died. PHBZ has thankfully been stepping up to pick up our slack. Gj guys, +1 also great thread - would read twice but too many walls of text.  
Get the F in! pFbhz |

SoTa PoP
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1982
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 20:34:00 -
[57] - Quote
xIc0n1k wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Gunner Nightingale wrote:I remember when we used to be like this in the forums, then a bunch of whiny bitches kept reporting us to get us banned.
Careful bunnies o/w some butthurt tool will go report you to the principal. Imps trolling has almost completely died. PHBZ has thankfully been stepping up to pick up our slack. Gj guys, +1 also great thread - would read twice but too many walls of text.   Get the F in! pFbhz Fixed.  |

CarlDub
Planetary Response Organisation
10
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 23:48:00 -
[58] - Quote
Y'all need to calm it down around here. |

SoTa PoP
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
1990
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 23:57:00 -
[59] - Quote
CarlDub wrote:Y'all need to calm it down around here. dude, no need to rage... it's just a game.  |

CarlDub
Planetary Response Organisation
10
 |
Posted - 2013.04.10 23:59:00 -
[60] - Quote
Also, xIc0n1k! There's a sight for sore eyes! How are ya?!
EDIT: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the rage; I retract my comments. |
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xIc0n1k
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
7
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 00:09:00 -
[61] - Quote
CarlDub wrote:Also, xIc0n1k! There's a sight for sore eyes! How are ya?!
EDIT: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the rage; I retract my comments.
Always happy to make you hurt carl! You're missing out on everything!
Also IMPS....We were trolling PRO before trolling PRO was cool! |

CarlDub
Planetary Response Organisation
11
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 00:33:00 -
[62] - Quote
xIc0n1k wrote:CarlDub wrote:Also, xIc0n1k! There's a sight for sore eyes! How are ya?!
EDIT: Yes, you're right. My apologies for the rage; I retract my comments. Always happy to make you hurt carl! You're missing out on everything! Also IMPS....We were trolling PRO before trolling PRO was cool!
Yeah I bet you are. Missing out on what?
Yeah we knew you guys were hipsters.. |

Patoman Radiant
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
60
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 07:11:00 -
[63] - Quote
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300 member loss was the removal of inactive accounts. It's nothing new in Dust. Lots of EVE run corps in Dust are doing it. Please keep us posted.
Awesome I am saving this forever. |

Orin the Freak
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
374
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 07:24:00 -
[64] - Quote
Bumping for great justice, and waffles.
Oh! and cream puffs. I LOVE cream puffs.
I also like crepes. Well, I haven't actually ever had one, but I really do think I would like them if I had. You know how sometimes you can just tell? yeah. I can just tell I'd like crepes.
It's funny, the word "crepes". Sounds like creepies. You know what gives me the creeps? Maggots man. Maggots are disgusting. Not MAG players, but fly larva. but MAG players are also creepy. I mean, playing a dead game for so long after it's prime? You gotta admit, thats pretty damn crazy. Crazy like a fox. Man... that reminds me. Fox news man.. they should just quit...
I mean... all that talk of "fair and balanced" lmao.. yeah right! They are about as fair and balanced as a one legged clumbsy dog. But seriously, dogs are cool. I really like chihuahuas, because they are small and cuddly, like a cat, but without the attitude. Did you know cats always land on their feet because of an internal natual balance they have? you might think it's because they are just really good fallers, but the truth is, cats don't fall, the world rises up to meet them.
Cats also poses an abnormally powerful sense of hearing, much like dogs, only cat's don't bark. well, some cats do, but they are crazy, and should be avoided at all costs.
I once knew a cat that barked. Not really, that was just a joke. My teachers always told me I was funny, so I try to tell jokes as much as possible, to live up to their expectations. Please feel free to comment on my talent, as I have every confidence that you will have nothing but positive remarks! I am so f'n great!
Also, I like pancakes. And cream puffs... definitely cream puffs.... ... mmmmm... cream puffs.... |

Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
475
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 15:55:00 -
[65] - Quote
Orin the Freak wrote:Bumping for great justice, and waffles.
Oh! and cream puffs. I LOVE cream puffs.
I also like crepes. Well, I haven't actually ever had one, but I really do think I would like them if I had. You know how sometimes you can just tell? yeah. I can just tell I'd like crepes.
It's funny, the word "crepes". Sounds like creepies. You know what gives me the creeps? Maggots man. Maggots are disgusting. Not MAG players, but fly larva. but MAG players are also creepy. I mean, playing a dead game for so long after it's prime? You gotta admit, thats pretty damn crazy. Crazy like a fox. Man... that reminds me. Fox news man.. they should just quit...
I mean... all that talk of "fair and balanced" lmao.. yeah right! They are about as fair and balanced as a one legged clumbsy dog. But seriously, dogs are cool. I really like chihuahuas, because they are small and cuddly, like a cat, but without the attitude. Did you know cats always land on their feet because of an internal natual balance they have? you might think it's because they are just really good fallers, but the truth is, cats don't fall, the world rises up to meet them.
Cats also poses an abnormally powerful sense of hearing, much like dogs, only cat's don't bark. well, some cats do, but they are crazy, and should be avoided at all costs.
I once knew a cat that barked. Not really, that was just a joke. My teachers always told me I was funny, so I try to tell jokes as much as possible, to live up to their expectations. Please feel free to comment on my talent, as I have every confidence that you will have nothing but positive remarks! I am so f'n great!
Also, I like pancakes. And cream puffs... definitely cream puffs.... ... mmmmm... cream puffs.... dafuq |

Government CheeseBall
SAVE YOUR PENNYS
1
 |
Posted - 2013.04.11 22:25:00 -
[66] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Orin the Freak wrote:Bumping for great justice, and waffles.
Oh! and cream puffs. I LOVE cream puffs.
I also like crepes. Well, I haven't actually ever had one, but I really do think I would like them if I had. You know how sometimes you can just tell? yeah. I can just tell I'd like crepes.
It's funny, the word "crepes". Sounds like creepies. You know what gives me the creeps? Maggots man. Maggots are disgusting. Not MAG players, but fly larva. but MAG players are also creepy. I mean, playing a dead game for so long after it's prime? You gotta admit, thats pretty damn crazy. Crazy like a fox. Man... that reminds me. Fox news man.. they should just quit...
I mean... all that talk of "fair and balanced" lmao.. yeah right! They are about as fair and balanced as a one legged clumbsy dog. But seriously, dogs are cool. I really like chihuahuas, because they are small and cuddly, like a cat, but without the attitude. Did you know cats always land on their feet because of an internal natual balance they have? you might think it's because they are just really good fallers, but the truth is, cats don't fall, the world rises up to meet them.
Cats also poses an abnormally powerful sense of hearing, much like dogs, only cat's don't bark. well, some cats do, but they are crazy, and should be avoided at all costs.
I once knew a cat that barked. Not really, that was just a joke. My teachers always told me I was funny, so I try to tell jokes as much as possible, to live up to their expectations. Please feel free to comment on my talent, as I have every confidence that you will have nothing but positive remarks! I am so f'n great!
Also, I like pancakes. And cream puffs... definitely cream puffs.... ... mmmmm... cream puffs.... dafuq
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps
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Veritas Vitae
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
116
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Posted - 2013.04.12 00:25:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Orin the Freak wrote:Bumping for great justice, and waffles.
Oh! and cream puffs. I LOVE cream puffs.
I also like crepes. Well, I haven't actually ever had one, but I really do think I would like them if I had. You know how sometimes you can just tell? yeah. I can just tell I'd like crepes.
It's funny, the word "crepes". Sounds like creepies. You know what gives me the creeps? Maggots man. Maggots are disgusting. Not MAG players, but fly larva. but MAG players are also creepy. I mean, playing a dead game for so long after it's prime? You gotta admit, thats pretty damn crazy. Crazy like a fox. Man... that reminds me. Fox news man.. they should just quit...
I mean... all that talk of "fair and balanced" lmao.. yeah right! They are about as fair and balanced as a one legged clumbsy dog. But seriously, dogs are cool. I really like chihuahuas, because they are small and cuddly, like a cat, but without the attitude. Did you know cats always land on their feet because of an internal natual balance they have? you might think it's because they are just really good fallers, but the truth is, cats don't fall, the world rises up to meet them.
Cats also poses an abnormally powerful sense of hearing, much like dogs, only cat's don't bark. well, some cats do, but they are crazy, and should be avoided at all costs.
I once knew a cat that barked. Not really, that was just a joke. My teachers always told me I was funny, so I try to tell jokes as much as possible, to live up to their expectations. Please feel free to comment on my talent, as I have every confidence that you will have nothing but positive remarks! I am so f'n great!
Also, I like pancakes. And cream puffs... definitely cream puffs.... ... mmmmm... cream puffs.... dafuq
Orin is our resident ADD rambler.  |

Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
475
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Posted - 2013.04.12 11:51:00 -
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Government CheeseBall wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Orin the Freak wrote:Bumping for great justice, and waffles.
Oh! and cream puffs. I LOVE cream puffs.
I also like crepes. Well, I haven't actually ever had one, but I really do think I would like them if I had. You know how sometimes you can just tell? yeah. I can just tell I'd like crepes.
It's funny, the word "crepes". Sounds like creepies. You know what gives me the creeps? Maggots man. Maggots are disgusting. Not MAG players, but fly larva. but MAG players are also creepy. I mean, playing a dead game for so long after it's prime? You gotta admit, thats pretty damn crazy. Crazy like a fox. Man... that reminds me. Fox news man.. they should just quit...
I mean... all that talk of "fair and balanced" lmao.. yeah right! They are about as fair and balanced as a one legged clumbsy dog. But seriously, dogs are cool. I really like chihuahuas, because they are small and cuddly, like a cat, but without the attitude. Did you know cats always land on their feet because of an internal natual balance they have? you might think it's because they are just really good fallers, but the truth is, cats don't fall, the world rises up to meet them.
Cats also poses an abnormally powerful sense of hearing, much like dogs, only cat's don't bark. well, some cats do, but they are crazy, and should be avoided at all costs.
I once knew a cat that barked. Not really, that was just a joke. My teachers always told me I was funny, so I try to tell jokes as much as possible, to live up to their expectations. Please feel free to comment on my talent, as I have every confidence that you will have nothing but positive remarks! I am so f'n great!
Also, I like pancakes. And cream puffs... definitely cream puffs.... ... mmmmm... cream puffs.... dafuq http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps You're not the real Government Cheeseburger! KILL HIM! |

Government CheeseBurger
OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT
400
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Posted - 2013.04.13 00:41:00 -
[69] - Quote
Someone called? |

Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
475
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Posted - 2013.04.13 09:10:00 -
[70] - Quote
Government CheeseBurger wrote:Someone called? Yes! Kill the imposter! |
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Charlotte O'Dell
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group
120
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Posted - 2013.04.16 13:16:00 -
[71] - Quote
Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
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NOT slap26
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
51
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Posted - 2013.05.15 04:51:00 -
[72] - Quote
Severance Pay wrote:Mortedeamor wrote:
Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.
yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro
We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
I did a trial with you guys. Your skills are impressive, but your social graces seem to lack. I enjoyed playing in a squad with you morte, but out of 5-6 squads I tried out it was the only one I was positively received. I showed my skill and impressed as much as I could, but the trash talk insued.
We may not be better players, but we are better people. I stay in the goat because now I have something to fight for, I fight for good people that deserve a chance. You can all trash talk as much as you want, but you don't really know good times until you play with us. I never want to let these guys down again.[/quote]
how did the goat go?
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