DUST Search - What's CBJoe up to at P.R.O or should I say OOTG

Orin the Freak wrote:

Cat Merc wrote:

I smell much butthurt.

AWZX wrote:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events

note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm

The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players.
Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit.
There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT.
Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe.
Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about.
Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever.

Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else.
And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg

Aww look, CBJ's loyal attack feline to the rescue!

Tell me something, kitty. When you spit it out, is it all pruney, like when you sit in the tub too long?

Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him.

We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.

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Fat Bottom Bitch Forsaken Legion-0 9	Posted - 2013.04.05 05:49:00 - [1] - Quote So not so big news ContrabanJoe is making a new corporation from certain PRO members. The new corp is called "Operatives of the Goat". (Yeah! goats... so cool.) This is because PRO (Planetary Response Organization) has gotten such a bad rap across the community that Joe is looking to change it, Joe has personally said that the main reason he is changing the name is to weed out people without UVT, but he has also said he is doing it to get rid of the now tainted PRO name, and give it a much needed makeover. He is still keeping his larger corp because he has realized that a large corp is only good for 1 thing in the new world of Planetary Conquest, getting all the cash he can off of them. Joe said he would raise the lost $300 million by himself, but that was not true. All weekend long weekend he convinced large groups of PRO members to fight battles together against each other, in free suits, and donating all the cash they got in order to replace the cash he had lost. If he himself earned 10% of the lost cash, I would be surprised. The surprising thing is Joe has many many people that would jump into a volcano for him, and he knows it. So now he moved the best and most important part of PRO into a new corp, which is not part of test alliance, which means he is now having to kiss some A. in order to get that corp into the Test Alliance, and he has met some resistance. Weather he succeeds still remains to be seen, but without the backing of Test Alliance. Joe will have little Orbital Support in PC. With the new corp comes new Directors, for this new corp Joe has picked Thehighguy, LordToilet, Sum1else, yruphct, Mechanicus Lupus, and one of Joe's personal separate accounts. Possibly snubbing Sev Kemura his highest ranked corp member. Also PRO's numbers have dropped drastically, losing at least 300 members since this weekend, and losing many key members to corps such as the Pink and Fluffy Team. It seems they have put that $300 mil Joe "gave" them to good use stealing key members from not only PRO, but SVER True blood as well. So as Joe scrambles to keep the power he had on the playing field, the VERY militant Pink team is slowly grabbing everything they can. The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. I'm the Fat Bottom * and my big A is out.
Kreayshawn Coruscanti Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 174	Posted - 2013.04.05 06:11:00 - [2] - Quote Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. You say it like it's a bad thing?
Government CheeseBurger OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT 382	Posted - 2013.04.05 07:11:00 - [3] - Quote I wrote a book for you GòöGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòù GòæGûæGûæGûæGòöGòùGòöGòùGòöGòùGòæGûæGûæGûæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGûæGûæGòæGûæGòæGòæGòæGòæGòæGûæGûæGûæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGûæGûæGòÜGò¥GòÜGò¥GòÜGò¥GòÜGò¥GûæGûæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGòöGòùGòöGòªGòùGòöGòùGòöGòùGûæGòæGûæGòæGòæ GòæGûæGòÜGòùGûæGòæGûæGòæGòæGòáGò¬GòùGòÜGòªGò¥Gòæ GòæGûæGòÜGò¥GûæGòæGûæGòÜGò¥GòæGûæGòæGûæGòæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGûæGûæGûæGòªGòùGòöGòùGûæGòöGòùGûæGûæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGûæGûæGûæGòæGòúGòáGò¬GòùGòæGòæGûæGûæGûæGòæ GòæGûæGûæGûæGûæGò¬Gò¥GòæGûæGòæGòÜGò¥GûæGûæGûæGòæ GòÜGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGòÉGò¥ 300 member loss was the removal of inactive accounts. It's nothing new in Dust. Lots of EVE run corps in Dust are doing it. Please keep us posted.
Government CheeseBurger OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT 384	Posted - 2013.04.05 07:22:00 - [4] - Quote Also you have no idea what you are typing about. But we love the publicity. And for that we thank you.
xIc0n1k Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 1	Posted - 2013.04.05 07:37:00 - [5] - Quote For the record we haven't "stolen" anyone. A couple ppl got annoyed by the PRO loss and applied to our corp and were given a fair trial. Same goes for the STB Shotgun Duo. As for PRO's l33t new corp. All I have too say is, stop camping on rooftops and get into the fight. Sitting on rooftops MIGHT work against scrubs but it wont work against even the newest dust bunnies in our corp. Inb4 more PR bs from PRO guys. P.S. We have your "best" tanker PRO. Sorry about your damn luck.
Indy Strizer Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 63	Posted - 2013.04.05 08:42:00 - [6] - Quote If what you say is true, then I am truly sorry for your lots, CBJoe and company. I don't know how you deal with your grief, but I like wasting ISK from other corps on gimmicky LAV's.
AWZX Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 28	Posted - 2013.04.05 09:02:00 - [7] - Quote http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events note the sharp drop in member count, as well as banjoe resigning as CEO. i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm
Deadeyes Anterie Ill Omens EoN. 351	Posted - 2013.04.05 09:28:00 - [8] - Quote Weird pfbhz have so much hate for PRO. You got their isk, you claim to have their best players. You should be grateful for the current state of PRO. Seems like it has brought you good fortune, some people just can't accept gifts graciously.
GIZMO2606 Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 300	Posted - 2013.04.05 14:49:00 - [9] - Quote Totally sounds legit. We take 300,000,000.00 ISK from PXRXO and suddenly we're stealing member from corps. Has anyone in PXRXO ever heard that good players flock to good clans/corps?
Cyn Bruin Imperfects Negative-Feedback 777	Posted - 2013.04.05 16:04:00 - [10] - Quote GIZMO2606 wrote: Has anyone in PXRXO ever heard that good players flock to good clans/corps? Which means you recruited 0 members? Thought everyone knew PRO doesnt have good players... kinda why we make fun of them...

Fat Bottom Bitch Forsaken Legion-0 9	Posted - 2013.04.05 17:03:00 - [11] - Quote Kreayshawn Coruscanti wrote: Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. their leadership is more like General Wormwort from "Watership Down" then the Easter bunny. You say it like it's a bad thing? Have you read "Watership Down"? It's basically about Evil ****-Like Bunnies.
Osiris Ausare Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 20	Posted - 2013.04.05 17:14:00 - [12] - Quote Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team.
Kitten Commander Ostrakon Agency Gallente Federation 140	Posted - 2013.04.05 17:57:00 - [13] - Quote now tainted PRO name? lulz
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1037	Posted - 2013.04.05 18:11:00 - [14] - Quote Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp's leadership is more like General Wormwort from "Watership Down" then the Easter bunny OMG! Watership Down! Wonder how many people here ever even heard about it, much less read it. Feeling to go back and read it again...for the 6th time.
Fat Bottom Bitch Forsaken Legion-0 9	Posted - 2013.04.05 19:36:00 - [15] - Quote Osiris Ausare wrote: Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team. OH there may be Directors but make no mistake this is a True Dictatorship run by Joe and only Joe. The directors job is basically to do what Joe says.
Osiris Ausare Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 22	Posted - 2013.04.05 22:14:00 - [16] - Quote Fat Bottom * wrote: Osiris Ausare wrote: Well seems like the bad press follows them once again, doesn't surprise me after they pushed away some of their best players. Maybe if CBJ gave up the sauce and HTFU this wouldn't be a problem, but it doesn't matter if this is a new corp, with a new name, it's still the same management team. OH there may be Directors but make no mistake this is a True Dictatorship run by Joe and only Joe. The directors job is basically to do what Joe says. Trust me I know, and the sad thing is he keeps pushing away his best players, in the last month he has lost at least a half dozen really good players to numerous different corporations. And now that he has created a new corp I feel really bad for the 1k players that have been left behind.
Osiris Ausare Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 22	Posted - 2013.04.05 22:19:00 - [17] - Quote Repost on a previous post I had written that was in an older thread and I guess was not looked over. Sorry If I'm not supposed to do this, but I want to get this out there: I was in that match, in fact I was one of Zepa's gunners but I guess you forgot that. Don't you remember we had a mass deployment during one of the merc battles. Before each match you had us make goat noises. But in the that specific map it was you on the other side and Zepa and me on the other. You were running laser rifle and through the entire fight you kept getting angrier and angrier because Zepa and I were getting a bunch of kills. It was around the middle of the match that you started to get angry, trashing tankers and then specifically trashing Zepa. It was at that point you told your entire team to attack and destroy Zepa's tank. After that match, you were fuming in Corp chat and made a snide remark about player's age. Zepa didn't reply and you assumed that he was lying and could't respond. But you know what, he was dealing with real life issues that were more important then the game. So instead of actually talking with him you kicked him from the corp and then refused to speak with him. It wasn't until I talked with government cheeseburger that I was able to find out what happened and why Zepa was kicked. I have a photographic memory and I remember that tragic day perfectly. And you know what that started a chain reaction. After Zepa was kicked he moved on to Sever True Blood. A few weeks later General Grodd was kicked for being too young and he is now with Ahrendee Mercenaries, yesturday N1ck Comeau left PRO for D3LTA FORC3 and just today Charlotte O'Dell (another solid tanker) left PRO for the Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz. If this isn't an indication of a major problem, then you are living in a dream world. Just remember this is a game, and we are here to have fun. But I guess you forgot that, and have resorted to internet thuggery as a way to boost your own self confidence. That is all I have to say about this. Osiris.
JL3Eleven Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 262	Posted - 2013.04.06 00:04:00 - [18] - Quote LOL. This is good stuff. If I ever need a good laugh I just read a pro thread.
Veritas Vitae Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 108	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:25:00 - [19] - Quote Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python.
Veritas Vitae Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 108	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:35:00 - [20] - Quote Deadeyes Anterie wrote: Weird pfbhz have so much hate for PRO. You got their isk, you claim to have their best players. You should be grateful for the current state of PRO. Seems like it has brought you good fortune, some people just can't accept gifts graciously. We always appreciate donations to our corp, and we don't hate the zerg corps. We just dislike some of their leadership's choices and actions which have not changed much in the last 3-4 years.

slap26 Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 533	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:55:00 - [21] - Quote Veritas Vitae wrote: Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python. Get the holy hand grenade
theschizogenious KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 175	Posted - 2013.04.06 01:55:00 - [22] - Quote Veritas Vitae wrote: Fat Bottom * wrote: The only problem with the bunnies, from what I hear is that their Corp. is more like "Watership Down" then the cuddly Easter bunny. We are more like a horde of cute and cuddly were-bunnies that turn into the bunny from Monty Python. i can vouch for this so says i phil the prince of insufficient light
Cat Merc OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT 412	Posted - 2013.04.06 11:35:00 - [23] - Quote I smell much butthurt.
Veritas Vitae Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 109	Posted - 2013.04.06 16:04:00 - [24] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg That goat should have been driving a Ferrari instead of a Mazda.
Orin the Freak Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 368	Posted - 2013.04.06 22:50:00 - [25] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg Aww look, CBJ's loyal attack feline to the rescue! Tell me something, kitty. When you spit it out, is it all pruney, like when you sit in the tub too long? Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him. We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.
Mortedeamor Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 4	Posted - 2013.04.06 23:26:00 - [26] - Quote Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him. yeah charlotte odell may have been average with the weight of PRO dragging him down everywhere but now that he is a bunny and has serious tankers with things he can learn to teach him he'll be hopping all over pro We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous.[/quote]
Osiris Ausare Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy 22	Posted - 2013.04.07 00:07:00 - [27] - Quote Orin the Freak wrote: Cat Merc wrote: I smell much butthurt. AWZX wrote: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Planetary_Response_Organisation/events note the sharp drop in member count (some 400 members lost), as well as banjoe resigning as CEO (too much bad PR associated with that character name for it to be CEO now?). i dunno what he's doing, nor do i think i care, but it sure is funny watching him squirm The 400 members loss was a cleanup of inactive players. Also, the thing about the name and the CEO switch are total bullshit. There were other reasons, among them is the opening of OPERATIVES OF THE GOAT. Sure we lost some players, but not as much as you would want to believe. Current estimates are 3-7 of players who were actually active and we know about. Might be some scrubs who left who no one knew about, but whatever. Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. And: http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480038_412756638822086_860049641_n.jpg Aww look, CBJ's loyal attack feline to the rescue! Tell me something, kitty. When you spit it out, is it all pruney, like when you sit in the tub too long? Furthermore, Charlotte is an excellent tanker, he was just starved for knowledge, since it seems no one in PRO wanted to take the time, or could teach him more. So he clearly went somewhere with people who COULD continue teaching him. We are not fascists, we are Faaaabulous. This is something we can all agree on. I left almost a month before Charlotte did for the same exact reason. I'm glad he ended up at a good home where he can continue to hone his skills, this also goes to the other former PRO members. I guess Zepa and I opened the flood gates and the good players just started pouring out.
0 Try Harder Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 191	Posted - 2013.04.07 02:11:00 - [28] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Also, the bunnies amuse me more than anything else. George Carlin Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Charles Murphy Dave Chappelle Bill Cosby /\ PFBHz We are faaaaaaaabulous
0 Try Harder Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz Noir. Mercenary Group 191	Posted - 2013.04.07 02:14:00 - [29] - Quote The funny thing is that if a leader put up a 300mil isk contract and for some reason we lost We'd lol @ him for it. Then we would challenge the corp we lost the isk to for another corp battle ^.^ When we offered PRO double or nothing, we weren't kidding.
Harkon Vysarii Dead Six Initiative 141	Posted - 2013.04.07 03:39:00 - [30] - Quote Actually went up against them the other day. I had a horrible game crushing myself several times with and RDV and still had a higher KD than most of the Goats



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