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Posted - 2013.04.03 16:55:00 -
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Bacon |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 19:26:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:How dare you call bacon nonsense, you heretical Jamyl Sarum?
I co-founded this epidemic with tiberius, I reserve the right to bacon any thread I wish with extreme baconess. |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:07:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:gbghg wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:How dare you call bacon nonsense, you heretical Jamyl Sarum? I co-founded this epidemic with tiberius, I reserve the right to bacon any thread I wish with extreme baconess. But bacon is absolutely real, and the word itself cannot be considered nonsense.
you don't seem to realise that the moment bacon was mntioned this ceased to be a nonsense thread. |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 20:14:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:
But I resurrected the nonsense by callin you a heretical Jamyl Sarum. :D
But i'm a minmatar so jamyl sarum can go **** herself with a scrambler pistol, and lets settle this with "any posts containing bacon are not nonsense, with the exception of those posted by people who spend too much time RP" |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 21:20:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:A duck walks into a bar. He orders several drinks and gets up to leave.
The bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The duck turns and says, "put it on my bill."
Just then a Platypus walks in and orders several drinks. The platypus gets up and
was about to leave, but then the bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The Platypus
turns and says, "Put it on my bill."
The bartender in a bout of rage withdrew the shotgun beneath the bar and shot and killed the Platypus.
He then proceeded to drag the body into the bathroom. He locked down his bar and
shut the blinds. His bar was empty anyways, the only customers were the occasional jokes.
He returned to the Platypus and using a cleaver cut apart the marsupial and put the body parts
in black trash bags. He then brought out lie, bleach, hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and a mop.
He cleaned the blood off the floors of the bar and sterilized.
On his way home the bartender dropped the body bags off at the local pig farmer, who needed to be
bribed before letting his pigs devour the evidence.
The next day...
LAZER BEAMS!!
 you scare me sometimes, and know i wanna know more about the laser beams |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 21:35:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:gbghg wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:A duck walks into a bar. He orders several drinks and gets up to leave.
The bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The duck turns and says, "put it on my bill."
Just then a Platypus walks in and orders several drinks. The platypus gets up and
was about to leave, but then the bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The Platypus
turns and says, "Put it on my bill."
The bartender in a bout of rage withdrew the shotgun beneath the bar and shot and killed the Platypus.
He then proceeded to drag the body into the bathroom. He locked down his bar and
shut the blinds. His bar was empty anyways, the only customers were the occasional jokes.
He returned to the Platypus and using a cleaver cut apart the marsupial and put the body parts
in black trash bags. He then brought out lie, bleach, hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and a mop.
He cleaned the blood off the floors of the bar and sterilized.
On his way home the bartender dropped the body bags off at the local pig farmer, who needed to be
bribed before letting his pigs devour the evidence.
The next day...
LAZER BEAMS!! you scare me sometimes, and know i wanna know more about the laser beams I think it was a slight jab at your bacon cult. You know, because bacon is made of pigs, and some pigs, as seen above, eat Platypus.
Either bojo is incredible subtle, or your seeing things... |
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Posted - 2013.04.03 22:06:00 -
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Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:gbghg wrote:Ner'Zul Nexhawk wrote:gbghg wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:A duck walks into a bar. He orders several drinks and gets up to leave.
The bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The duck turns and says, "put it on my bill."
Just then a Platypus walks in and orders several drinks. The platypus gets up and
was about to leave, but then the bartender yells, "Hey you forgot to pay!". The Platypus
turns and says, "Put it on my bill."
The bartender in a bout of rage withdrew the shotgun beneath the bar and shot and killed the Platypus.
He then proceeded to drag the body into the bathroom. He locked down his bar and
shut the blinds. His bar was empty anyways, the only customers were the occasional jokes.
He returned to the Platypus and using a cleaver cut apart the marsupial and put the body parts
in black trash bags. He then brought out lie, bleach, hydrogen peroxide, baking soda, and a mop.
He cleaned the blood off the floors of the bar and sterilized.
On his way home the bartender dropped the body bags off at the local pig farmer, who needed to be
bribed before letting his pigs devour the evidence.
The next day...
LAZER BEAMS!! you scare me sometimes, and know i wanna know more about the laser beams I think it was a slight jab at your bacon cult. You know, because bacon is made of pigs, and some pigs, as seen above, eat Platypus. Either bojo is incredible subtle, or your seeing things... Subtlety is definitely the answer. Did you read some of his stories in the RPG thread?
I did, i'm still waiting on the next ones *glares at bojo* "hurry up already" |
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Posted - 2013.04.05 19:15:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Bacon is so pass+¬. It's all about kiyomi!
6 + 6 is chuchuchuchuchuchu kiyomi... nan kiyomi! ( n+í n+P 3 n+£)
I'm not even going to try to figure that out |
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