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ChribbaX Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions 230	Posted - 2013.04.02 10:21:00 - [1] - Quote Just so you know the status of bacon, and how this epidemic is spreading - the number of posts containing bacon in the past week. 2013-03-26 - 3 2013-03-27 - 2 2013-03-29 - 5 2013-03-30 - 37 2013-03-31 - 22 2013-04-01 - 28 2013-04-02 - 255 (at the moment of this post) Enjoy your bacon. /c

C Saunders Tech Guard 169	Posted - 2013.04.02 11:11:00 - [2] - Quote Bacon.
The Black Art Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION 27	Posted - 2013.04.02 11:13:00 - [3] - Quote Forced memes are the worst.
Rasatsu Much Crying Old Experts 565	Posted - 2013.04.02 11:39:00 - [4] - Quote If you eat too much bacon, just put a gun against your head and pull the trigger. Then eat more bacon. We are unstoppable bacon-eating-machines.
Robert JD Niewiadomski Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation 40	Posted - 2013.04.02 11:56:00 - [5] - Quote WTF this "B" stuff is Is this B going to turn up in my ore bay or nanite injector? Bejector Have you seen THIS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE There is B in it too
tribal wyvern ZionTCD Legacy Rising 719	Posted - 2013.04.02 12:15:00 - [6] - Quote http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-v9SMtf0C8E8/Tfr_FPT52XI/AAAAAAAACSs/rk6IlbP_WZQ/s1600/bacon.jpg New Eden wants YOU!
Vaerana Myshtana Bojo's School of the Trades 544	Posted - 2013.04.02 12:22:00 - [7] - Quote http://www.scopemouthwash.com/bacon/ Get it quickly before it's gone.
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 998	Posted - 2013.04.02 14:34:00 - [8] - Quote chribba, the bacon thanks you.
Baal Omniscient L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 443	Posted - 2013.04.02 15:18:00 - [9] - Quote Bacon is both wonderful to the palate and easily dispensable, why would there not be countless threads about it's greatness?
DUST Fiend Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation 2232	Posted - 2013.04.02 15:21:00 - [10] - Quote Jimmy woke up early that morning, a rumbling in his belly rousing him from his slumber. Wiping the sleep from his eyes, he crawled out of bed and got dressed. Stumbling slightly in the darkness, he grabbed his money, and headed on out the door. The air was crisp and cold, the faintest glimmer of sunlight resting on the horizon. Jimmy started to walk briskly down the street, only one thing on his mind. He needed it. He craved it. Nothing would stop him from getting it. Nothing. Or so he thought. Hours passed as he carried onward, the sunlight quickly falling to the onslaught of rainclouds ahead. Pushing his shoulders up and hanging his head low, he moved on through the torrential rain. The road winded and twisted up and around and over and back, all the while his lean form, battered by the wind and rain. A faint howl could be heard amidst the whipping wind, a strange sound that could barely be heard. Jimmy paid it no mind as he pushed forward, determination in his blood. Nothing would stop him. Nothing. Then it happened. His senses were dull from the weathers attack, so at first he didn't even register the bolt of lightning that sundered the tree beside him. Startled, he stopped and looked around as it all started to come to him. Still in the midst of piecing it all together, a massive tree branch slammed down next to him, nearly scaring him half to death. Heart racing and senses flared, he stared at the charred branch beside him, his gaze only drawn away by a sick and crackling voice from where the lightning struck. "You will not leave here, not in that....flesh suit" the voice rasped with a violent slur. Spinning around, Jimmy saw only smoke rising from the smoldering tree beside him. Looking all around, he could see nothing, yet could hear the faint echo of the creatures laughter, bouncing back and forth amidst the wind and trees. Shaking his head, Jimmy quickly moved on, sure that he was simply seeing things. Nothing could stop him from getting it. Nothing. Something slimy wrapped itself around Jimmy's right calf in the blink of an eye, and before he could register what was happening, it flexed with an iron grip, completely shattering his leg. Letting out a horrible yell, Jimmy's momentum sent him face first into the pavement, a comforting embrace compared to the serrated tail that plunged through his left shoulder. Before he could even let out a yell, the creature hoisted him off the ground, ripping his leg clean off. His vision red and hazy, Jimmy could only make out twisted shadows, weaving around him. Searing pain rushed to his head as the venom inside the tail took hold, quickly eating away at his brain matter. All he could hear was an echoing, maniacal laughter, drifting on the rain.....all he could do, in his final moment...all he could see...all he could feel, could think about....was that one thing....that one thing that drove him so completely, that beautiful light at the end of the tunnel. In his last moment, with his final dying breath before the demon tore him asunder, he gasped.... "Ba...aaccooonnnn....." (pâÄa¦át¢èa¦á)pâÄs+íGö+GöüGö+

Vaerana Myshtana Bojo's School of the Trades 549	Posted - 2013.04.02 15:44:00 - [11] - Quote I feel a great disturbance in The Bacon.... ...as if millions of mouths crunched into rashers and were suddenly hungry again.
Belzeebub Santana SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 455	Posted - 2013.04.02 16:24:00 - [12] - Quote Some people just want to see the world bacon...
Sentient Archon Red Star. 899	Posted - 2013.04.02 16:26:00 - [13] - Quote ChribbaX wrote: Just so you know the status of bacon, and how this epidemic is spreading - the number of posts containing bacon in the past week. 2013-03-26 - 3 2013-03-27 - 2 2013-03-29 - 5 2013-03-30 - 37 2013-03-31 - 22 2013-04-01 - 28 2013-04-02 - 255 (at the moment of this post) Enjoy your bacon. /c OCD aren't ya
Corn In TheSkidmark Backstabbers N Cheaters Union 68	Posted - 2013.04.02 16:47:00 - [14] - Quote IN BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN!!!!!!
SoTa PoP Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 1933	Posted - 2013.04.02 17:39:00 - [15] - Quote Rofl
gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 1001	Posted - 2013.04.02 17:46:00 - [16] - Quote ChribbaX wrote: 2013-04-01 - 28 2013-04-02 - 255 (at the moment of this post) i just love this bit

ChribbaX Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions 235	Posted - 2013.04.02 18:11:00 - [17] - Quote Sentient Archon wrote: ChribbaX wrote: Just so you know the status of bacon, and how this epidemic is spreading - the number of posts containing bacon in the past week. 2013-03-26 - 3 2013-03-27 - 2 2013-03-29 - 5 2013-03-30 - 37 2013-03-31 - 22 2013-04-01 - 28 2013-04-02 - 255 (at the moment of this post) Enjoy your bacon. /c OCD aren't ya I wish I could blame that, bc it's a much more valid excuse than being a statistics freak


ChribbaX Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions 235	Posted - 2013.04.03 07:40:00 - [18] - Quote I wonder if there will be a bacon shortage?

Vermaak Doe SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 673	Posted - 2013.04.03 07:41:00 - [19] - Quote Can I get bacon served with a large side of veldspar?
ChromeBreaker SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 342	Posted - 2013.04.03 07:55:00 - [20] - Quote Vermaak Doe wrote: Can I get bacon served with a large side of veldspar? Veldspar seasoning is the best!!!


ChribbaX Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control Otherworld Empire Productions 237	Posted - 2013.04.03 08:20:00 - [21] - Quote ChromeBreaker wrote: Vermaak Doe wrote: Can I get bacon served with a large side of veldspar? Veldspar seasoning is the best!!! Veldspar grinded into fine smooth DUST, is indeed a great seasoning! I should know /c

ChromeBreaker SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 345	Posted - 2013.04.03 09:47:00 - [22] - Quote ChribbaX wrote: ChromeBreaker wrote: Vermaak Doe wrote: Can I get bacon served with a large side of veldspar? Veldspar seasoning is the best!!! Veldspar grinded into fine smooth DUST, is indeed a great seasoning! I should know /c Smooth lol


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