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Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:14:00 -
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"Right now dust is that **** at the bar looking all hot but she won't give head she just f@$ks. She was fun a first but now you wanna get some head!!!"
-Jesse Jayne |
N1ck Comeau
Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore
169
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:17:00 -
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But she gave you her number and said a few dates first |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
980
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:20:00 -
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She's more like a prostitute that demands money before she gives out...... |
Jesse Jayne
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
218
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:22:00 -
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Signed/ |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
273
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:23:00 -
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i just want access to the back door so i can f#@$k s.hit up |
ilove blowjobs
Commando Perkone Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:24:00 -
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Hell yea I like the way this Jesse guy thinks!! |
Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:25:00 -
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N1ck Comeau wrote:But she gave you her number and said a few dates first
She refuses to give me any dates, everything is just "SoonTM" |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
830
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:27:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:i just want access to the back door so i can f#@$k s.hit up Pun intended? If so you should feel bad. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
273
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:28:00 -
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gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:i just want access to the back door so i can f#@$k s.hit up Pun intended? If so you should feel bad.
it totally was, and nope, laughing too hard to feel bad |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
273
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:29:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:N1ck Comeau wrote:But she gave you her number and said a few dates first She refuses to give me any dates, everything is just "SoonTM"
so true, i think it's her over protective brothers, all these DEVs are real cockblockers |
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
831
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:33:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:i just want access to the back door so i can f#@$k s.hit up Pun intended? If so you should feel bad. it totally was, and nope, laughing too hard to feel bad My sense of taste and my appreciation of the english language are both offended. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
273
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:35:00 -
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gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:i just want access to the back door so i can f#@$k s.hit up Pun intended? If so you should feel bad. it totally was, and nope, laughing too hard to feel bad My sense of taste and my appreciation of the english language are both offended.
one word
'murica
we're all twisted f.ucks |
Geth Massredux
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
105
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:43:00 -
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Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
278
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:44:00 -
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Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well
wait, WHAT!?!?!
well, technically, we're all rapists, seeing as she's only a few years old
(just thought i would put that out there) |
Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
73
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:46:00 -
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Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well
Pregnant? Aw hell man. You better sort out that booster habit of hers. You'll be needing that aurum to support your family! |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
278
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:47:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well Pregnant? Aw hell man. You better sort out that booster habit of hers. You'll be needing that aurum to support your family!
it's a lost cause, just don't marry her |
ilove blowjobs
Commando Perkone Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:47:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well Pregnant? Aw hell man. You better sort out that booster habit of hers. You'll be needing that aurum to support your family! Hell yea an knowing CCP, you will be overcharged, 7000 a week |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
831
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:48:00 -
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I guess they weren't lying when they said aurum let you do more faster... |
King Kobrah
SyNergy Gaming
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:48:00 -
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Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well I have a coat hanger you might find of use. |
Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
73
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:52:00 -
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King Kobrah wrote:Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well I have a coat hanger you might find of use.
Nice to see the Minmatar are still using the traditional methods! |
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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
279
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:55:00 -
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gbghg wrote:I guess they weren't lying when they said aurum let you do more faster...
oooh! |
Logi Bro
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:56:00 -
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A coat hanger costs too much for the Minmatar, a solid punch in the uterus is the true traditional Minmatar way. |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
279
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:56:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:King Kobrah wrote:Geth Massredux wrote: Well damn I got her pregnant tho? I hit that all night as well I have a coat hanger you might find of use. Nice to see the Minmatar are still using the traditional methods!
that one went right over my head
(old people and their strange ideas) |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
279
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Posted - 2013.03.26 00:57:00 -
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Logi Bro wrote:A coat hanger costs too much for the Minmatar, a solid punch in the uterus is the true traditional Minmatar way.
oh, so we ARE going there.
well then, in that case, the DEVS will never allow you to touch the child |
howard sanchez
Conspiratus Immortalis
466
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:12:00 -
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See that's the problem with DUST-Fu fighters...kiss & tell, suck & tell, kitten & tell....
You are all talktalktalk.... Learn from your girl here....don't say nothin, let'm scream and whine....
It's just her way....make the boys pissed as hell and then kiss & makeup
You'll see |
Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
75
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:15:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Logi Bro wrote:A coat hanger costs too much for the Minmatar, a solid punch in the uterus is the true traditional Minmatar way. oh, so we ARE going there. well then, in that case, the DEVS will never allow you to touch the child
I never thought it would turn out like this, lol!
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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
284
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:19:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Logi Bro wrote:A coat hanger costs too much for the Minmatar, a solid punch in the uterus is the true traditional Minmatar way. oh, so we ARE going there. well then, in that case, the DEVS will never allow you to touch the child I never thought it would turn out like this, lol!
we are bad and should feel bad
(but i don't) |
Anticitizen2501
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
77
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:23:00 -
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Me neither! Hahaha! |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
284
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:30:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:Me neither! Hahaha!
i'm surprised other corps haven't gotten in on this, it's quite funny
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
832
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:36:00 -
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It might just be something about zion... |
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General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
284
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:39:00 -
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gbghg wrote:It might just be something about zion...
it's not, your corp mates can be just as twisted |
The legend345
UnReaL.
133
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:42:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:"Right now dust is that **** at the bar looking all hot but she won't give head she just f@$ks. She was fun a first but now you wanna get some head!!!"
-Jesse Jayne I guess everyone has their own opinons. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
832
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:46:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:gbghg wrote:It might just be something about zion... it's not, your corp mates can be just as twisted they rarely come on the forums |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
284
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:47:00 -
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gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:gbghg wrote:It might just be something about zion... it's not, your corp mates can be just as twisted they rarely come on the forums
i know, only ever catch them in eve. but man are the twisted |
Roy Ventus
Foxhound Corporation
191
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:51:00 -
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I hope none of you guys' kissed her... |
Corn In TheSkidmark
Expert Intervention Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:58:00 -
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Anticitizen2501 wrote:"Right now dust is that **** at the bar looking all hot but she won't give head she just f@$ks. She was fun a first but now you wanna get some head!!!"
-Jesse Jayne
Or at least get a few ATD's in between a healthy shat! |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
284
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Posted - 2013.03.26 01:59:00 -
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Roy Ventus wrote:I hope none of you guys' kissed her...
of course not, she has better uses for that mouth of hers |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
833
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Posted - 2013.03.26 02:01:00 -
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General Tiberius1 wrote:Roy Ventus wrote:I hope none of you guys' kissed her... of course not, she has better uses for that mouth of hers she just keeps saying "soon" |
General Tiberius1
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
285
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Posted - 2013.03.26 03:50:00 -
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gbghg wrote:General Tiberius1 wrote:Roy Ventus wrote:I hope none of you guys' kissed her... of course not, she has better uses for that mouth of hers she just keeps saying "soon"
lol |
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