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Sentient Archon
Red Star.
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:38:00 -
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The word kitten originates from the dutch word fokken which literally means to breed. Usage of the word kitten dates back to the 15th century. The word kitten is one of the few words that can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. There are many common phrases which make use of the word, as well as a number of compounds incorporating it. Essentially it is a part of the English grammer and shouldnt be censored just because some kittening motherkittening sissy mama's kittening boy gets his feelings hurt.
Most literally, to kitten is to copulate, but it is also used as a more general expletive or intensifier. Some instances of the word can be taken at face value, such as "Let's kitten," "I would kitten her/him," or "He/she kittens." Other uses are dysphemistic: The sexual connotation, usually connected to ************ (in the case of "go kitten yourself" or "go kitten yourself in the ass"), is invoked to incite additional disgust, or express anger or outrage. For example, "kitten that!", "kitten no!", "kitten off!", or "kitten you!" By itself, kitten is usually used as an exclamation, indicating surprise, pain, fear, disgust, disappointment, anger, or a sense of extreme elation. In this usage, there is no connection to the sexual meaning of the word implied, and is used purely for its "strength" as a vulgarity. Additionally, other uses are similarly vacuous; kitten (or variations such as the kitten or kittening) could be removed and leave a sentence of identical syntactical meaning. For example, rap music often uses the word kittening as an emphatic adjective ("I'm the kittening man") for the word's rhythmic properties.
Insertion of the trochaic word kittening can also be used as an exercise for diagnosing the cadence of an English-language word. This is the use of kitten or more specifically kittening as an infix, or more properly, a tmesis (see expletive infixation). For example, the word in-kittening-credible sounds acceptable to the English ear, and is in fairly common use, while incred-kittening-ible would sound very clumsy (though, depending on the context, this might be perceived as a humorous improvisation of the word). Abso-kittening-lutely and motherkittening are also common uses of kitten as an affix. While neither dysphemistic nor connected to the sexual connotations of the word, even the vacuous usages are considered offensive and gratuitous, and censored in some media; for example, "None of your kittening business!" or "Shut the kitten up!" A common insult is "Get kittened", which in a non-offensive context would translate as "get stuffed." The word is one of the few that has legitimate colloquial usage as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun and pronoun.
In another usage, the word kittener is used as a term of endearment rather than antipathy. This usage is not uncommon; to say "you're one smart kittener" is often a term of affection. However, because of its ambiguity and vulgarity, the word kittener in reference to another person can easily be misinterpreted. Though kitten can serve as a noun, the kittener form is used in a context that refers to an individual. Normally in these cases, if kitten is used instead of kittener, the sentence refers to the sexual ability of the subject
The phrase "kitten you, you kittening kitten!" is a memorable quote from the movie Blue Velvet from 1986, and is still used today as heard in Strapping Young Lad's "You Suck" from their 2006 album The New Black. Another example is "kitten the kittening kitteners!"
The word kitten is a component of many acronyms, some of whichGÇölike SNAFU and FUBARGÇödate as far back as World War II. Many more recent coinages, such as the shorthand "WTF?" for "what the kitten?," "STFU" for "shut the kitten up," or "FML" for "kitten my life," have been widely extant on the Internet, and may count as examples of memes. Many acronyms will also have an "F" or "MF" added to increase emphasis; for example, "OMG" ("oh my God") becomes "OMFG" ("oh my kittening God"). Abbreviated versions of the word tend not to be considered as offensive. Despite the proclaimed vulgarity of the word, several comedians rely on kitten for comedic routines.
"Holy kitten" is a widely used example of 'liturgical profanity' used interjectionally to express anger, contempt, disgust, or amazement.
We live in the age where it is the survival of the kittening fittest. I mean these kittening mamas boys need to have their kittening asses whooped and get kittening real. We should stop protecting these kittening nitwits and help them get real.
I hereby petition that the word kitten be not censored any more in the Dust Forums. Its kittening stupid! |
Pays 2 Win
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
111
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:43:00 -
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LOL. Signed |
BlG MAMA
PLAYSTATION4
5
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:45:00 -
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Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
235
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:47:00 -
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Sentient Archon wrote:The word kitten originates from the dutch word fokken which literally means to breed. Usage of the word kitten dates back to the 15th century. The word kitten is one of the few words that can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. There are many common phrases which make use of the word, as well as a number of compounds incorporating it. Essentially it is a part of the English grammer and shouldnt be censored just because some kittening motherkittening sissy mama's kittening boy gets his feelings hurt.
Most literally, to kitten is to copulate, but it is also used as a more general expletive or intensifier. Some instances of the word can be taken at face value, such as "Let's kitten," "I would kitten her/him," or "He/she kittens." Other uses are dysphemistic: The sexual connotation, usually connected to ************ (in the case of "go kitten yourself" or "go kitten yourself in the ass"), is invoked to incite additional disgust, or express anger or outrage. For example, "kitten that!", "kitten no!", "kitten off!", or "kitten you!" By itself, kitten is usually used as an exclamation, indicating surprise, pain, fear, disgust, disappointment, anger, or a sense of extreme elation. In this usage, there is no connection to the sexual meaning of the word implied, and is used purely for its "strength" as a vulgarity. Additionally, other uses are similarly vacuous; kitten (or variations such as the kitten or kittening) could be removed and leave a sentence of identical syntactical meaning. For example, rap music often uses the word kittening as an emphatic adjective ("I'm the kittening man") for the word's rhythmic properties.
Insertion of the trochaic word kittening can also be used as an exercise for diagnosing the cadence of an English-language word. This is the use of kitten or more specifically kittening as an infix, or more properly, a tmesis (see expletive infixation). For example, the word in-kittening-credible sounds acceptable to the English ear, and is in fairly common use, while incred-kittening-ible would sound very clumsy (though, depending on the context, this might be perceived as a humorous improvisation of the word). Abso-kittening-lutely and motherkittening are also common uses of kitten as an affix. While neither dysphemistic nor connected to the sexual connotations of the word, even the vacuous usages are considered offensive and gratuitous, and censored in some media; for example, "None of your kittening business!" or "Shut the kitten up!" A common insult is "Get kittened", which in a non-offensive context would translate as "get stuffed." The word is one of the few that has legitimate colloquial usage as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun and pronoun.
In another usage, the word kittener is used as a term of endearment rather than antipathy. This usage is not uncommon; to say "you're one smart kittener" is often a term of affection. However, because of its ambiguity and vulgarity, the word kittener in reference to another person can easily be misinterpreted. Though kitten can serve as a noun, the kittener form is used in a context that refers to an individual. Normally in these cases, if kitten is used instead of kittener, the sentence refers to the sexual ability of the subject
The phrase "kitten you, you kittening kitten!" is a memorable quote from the movie Blue Velvet from 1986, and is still used today as heard in Strapping Young Lad's "You Suck" from their 2006 album The New Black. Another example is "kitten the kittening kitteners!"
The word kitten is a component of many acronyms, some of whichGÇölike SNAFU and FUBARGÇödate as far back as World War II. Many more recent coinages, such as the shorthand "WTF?" for "what the kitten?," "STFU" for "shut the kitten up," or "FML" for "kitten my life," have been widely extant on the Internet, and may count as examples of memes. Many acronyms will also have an "F" or "MF" added to increase emphasis; for example, "OMG" ("oh my God") becomes "OMFG" ("oh my kittening God"). Abbreviated versions of the word tend not to be considered as offensive. Despite the proclaimed vulgarity of the word, several comedians rely on kitten for comedic routines.
"Holy kitten" is a widely used example of 'liturgical profanity' used interjectionally to express anger, contempt, disgust, or amazement.
We live in the age where it is the survival of the kittening fittest. I mean these kittening mamas boys need to have their kittening asses whooped and get kittening real. We should stop protecting these kittening nitwits and help them get real.
I hereby petition that the word kitten be not censored any more in the Dust Forums. Its kittening stupid!
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Im a PIGEON
Reckoners
1
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:50:00 -
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KITTEN YOU I'M A PIGEON!!!! |
Sentient Archon
Red Star.
753
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:52:00 -
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Im a PIGEON wrote:KITTEN YOU I'M A KITTENING PIGEON!!!!
Kittening Fixed! |
Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium
332
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Posted - 2013.03.12 15:55:00 -
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Kitten Epic
+1 like for you good sir. |
Takahiro Kashuken
Intara Direct Action Caldari State
132
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:00:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
612
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:02:00 -
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Bring back the MotherKittening filter CCP |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
967
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:03:00 -
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Locking this for being a troll. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P C C P Alliance
967
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:06:00 -
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Nevermind, I've been schooled on how this isn't actually a troll but is actually just hilarious. |
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DJINN Marauder
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
300
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:07:00 -
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inafterlock |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1967
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:08:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Nevermind, I've been schooled on how this isn't actually a troll but is actually just hilarious. CCP: This is why we love you. |
Sentient Archon
Red Star.
756
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:18:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Nevermind, I've been schooled on how this isn't actually a troll but is actually just hilarious.
I Love you man! |
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CCP Frame
C C P C C P Alliance
519
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:23:00 -
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I would not recommend singing Soft Kitty in DUST... |
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ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
238
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:24:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Nevermind, I've been schooled on how this isn't actually a troll but is actually just hilarious.
Abso-kitten-lutely!!! Bring back the kittenning censorship!!!
Do it and be known as the hero of the forums from now thill the end of kitten |
Ignoble Son
3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance
52
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:28:00 -
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What the kitten? You actualy kitten expect me to kitten read that kitten kitten?
You've got way to much kitten time on your kitten hands man. |
Panther Alpha
WarRavens
101
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:33:00 -
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ChromeBreaker wrote:CCP Eterne wrote:Nevermind, I've been schooled on how this isn't actually a troll but is actually just hilarious. Abso-kitten-lutely!!! Bring back the kittenning censorship!!! Do it and be known as the hero of the forums from now till the end of kitten CCP Frame wrote:I would not recommend singing Soft Kitty in DUST... ... suddenly has a very different meaning... mmm Keley Cuoco (Penny) can sing it to me anytime
Hell yeah !!!
I mean the Penny thing ....
Meowwwwwww
Totally gone off topic now... see you in the locker room. |
2-Ton Twenty-One
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
272
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:39:00 -
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Yes the kitten censorship was a important part of the dust gameplay metaverse BRING IT BACK!!! |
Reav Hannari
Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium
332
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Posted - 2013.03.12 16:40:00 -
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If DUST doesn't make it on to Big Bang Theory for the kitten references alone I'll be kitten disappointed. |
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Odayian Dust Bunny
One-Armed Bandits Hopeless Addiction
21
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:04:00 -
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I kittening support this thread! +1 |
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GM Kitten
Game Masters C C P Alliance
7
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:09:00 -
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I too support the return of the mighty kitten! |
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gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
616
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:12:00 -
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GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! gah where did you come from? |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
240
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:19:00 -
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gbghg wrote:GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! gah where did you come from?
Well... i thought they thought that stuff at school... Kittening lots and lots of kittening |
Iskandar Zul Karnain
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
242
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:20:00 -
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GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! The sacred texts foretold of your return. |
gbghg
L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising
619
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:24:00 -
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ChromeBreaker wrote:gbghg wrote:GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! gah where did you come from? Well... i thought they thought that stuff at school... Kittening lots and lots of kittening Kitten I walked right into that. |
Denak Kalamari
CrimeWave Syndicate
85
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:26:00 -
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Iskandar Zul Karnain wrote:GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! The sacred texts foretold of your return.
The prophecy was true after all, the Chosen One is among us, and he is a GM! All hail the one who brings balance to New Eden and Nova Knives!
Kitten yeah! |
Kay High
ZionTCD Legacy Rising
89
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:40:00 -
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Sentient Archon wrote:The word kitten originates from the dutch word fokken which literally means to breed. Usage of the word kitten dates back to the 15th century. The word kitten is one of the few words that can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective or an adverb. There are many common phrases which make use of the word, as well as a number of compounds incorporating it. Essentially it is a part of the English grammer and shouldnt be censored just because some kittening motherkittening sissy mama's kittening boy gets his feelings hurt.
Most literally, to kitten is to copulate, but it is also used as a more general expletive or intensifier. Some instances of the word can be taken at face value, such as "Let's kitten," "I would kitten her/him," or "He/she kittens." Other uses are dysphemistic: The sexual connotation, usually connected to ************ (in the case of "go kitten yourself" or "go kitten yourself in the ass"), is invoked to incite additional disgust, or express anger or outrage. For example, "kitten that!", "kitten no!", "kitten off!", or "kitten you!" By itself, kitten is usually used as an exclamation, indicating surprise, pain, fear, disgust, disappointment, anger, or a sense of extreme elation. In this usage, there is no connection to the sexual meaning of the word implied, and is used purely for its "strength" as a vulgarity. Additionally, other uses are similarly vacuous; kitten (or variations such as the kitten or kittening) could be removed and leave a sentence of identical syntactical meaning. For example, rap music often uses the word kittening as an emphatic adjective ("I'm the kittening man") for the word's rhythmic properties.
Insertion of the trochaic word kittening can also be used as an exercise for diagnosing the cadence of an English-language word. This is the use of kitten or more specifically kittening as an infix, or more properly, a tmesis (see expletive infixation). For example, the word in-kittening-credible sounds acceptable to the English ear, and is in fairly common use, while incred-kittening-ible would sound very clumsy (though, depending on the context, this might be perceived as a humorous improvisation of the word). Abso-kittening-lutely and motherkittening are also common uses of kitten as an affix. While neither dysphemistic nor connected to the sexual connotations of the word, even the vacuous usages are considered offensive and gratuitous, and censored in some media; for example, "None of your kittening business!" or "Shut the kitten up!" A common insult is "Get kittened", which in a non-offensive context would translate as "get stuffed." The word is one of the few that has legitimate colloquial usage as a verb, adverb, adjective, command, conjunction, exclamatory, noun and pronoun.
In another usage, the word kittener is used as a term of endearment rather than antipathy. This usage is not uncommon; to say "you're one smart kittener" is often a term of affection. However, because of its ambiguity and vulgarity, the word kittener in reference to another person can easily be misinterpreted. Though kitten can serve as a noun, the kittener form is used in a context that refers to an individual. Normally in these cases, if kitten is used instead of kittener, the sentence refers to the sexual ability of the subject
The phrase "kitten you, you kittening kitten!" is a memorable quote from the movie Blue Velvet from 1986, and is still used today as heard in Strapping Young Lad's "You Suck" from their 2006 album The New Black. Another example is "kitten the kittening kitteners!"
The word kitten is a component of many acronyms, some of whichGÇölike SNAFU and FUBARGÇödate as far back as World War II. Many more recent coinages, such as the shorthand "WTF?" for "what the kitten?," "STFU" for "shut the kitten up," or "FML" for "kitten my life," have been widely extant on the Internet, and may count as examples of memes. Many acronyms will also have an "F" or "MF" added to increase emphasis; for example, "OMG" ("oh my God") becomes "OMFG" ("oh my kittening God"). Abbreviated versions of the word tend not to be considered as offensive. Despite the proclaimed vulgarity of the word, several comedians rely on kitten for comedic routines.
"Holy kitten" is a widely used example of 'liturgical profanity' used interjectionally to express anger, contempt, disgust, or amazement.
We live in the age where it is the survival of the kittening fittest. I mean these kittening mamas boys need to have their kittening asses whooped and get kittening real. We should stop protecting these kittening nitwits and help them get real.
I thought that the word Kitten came from the scots during the time of William Wallace when English nobles that lived in Scotland took maidens and Kittened them the night of there wedding. That the word Kitten is an acronym for Fornication Under Consent of King. |
ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
240
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:40:00 -
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Denak Kalamari wrote:Iskandar Zul Karnain wrote:GM Kitten wrote:I too support the return of the mighty kitten! The sacred texts foretold of your return. The prophecy was true after all, the Chosen One is among us, and he is a GM! All hail the one who brings balance to New Eden and Nova Knives! Kitten yeah!
All hail the Kittener bringer of the kitten times |
DoDGETHiS zDOG
Circle of Huskarl Minmatar Republic
5
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:43:00 -
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Lol the kitten references tickle me as my eve toon name is KLtten thank god i couldnt have the same name in this game! |
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