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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.03.07 14:55:00 -
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BASSMEANT wrote:"Got Milk?"
Been telling you guys for YEARS that most of you suck at gaming.
All you codbois got fooled into thinking you were "ok" at gaming because the games met you halfway:
i mean let's look at the special olympics first.... er i mean cod. just garbage gameplay, no skill, no thought... perfect for the spazzy adderall addicted lil c average kids that are about 80% of the community.
then we move on to the battlefield series: yeah, it's not bf any more.
hasn't been since bf2mc. y'know why? cuz most of you guys suck. so they nerfed it down about as far as it could go and still be considered software. and you guys STILL hide out in op metro with FF off, doritos on, regen health, etc. and even with all the ez mode bells and whistles turned on... you guys still suck. wow. surpirse!
then mag: i told you guys you couldn't play mag. unless you had a "clan" of bacon double cheese zergers. then you guys could bunny hop all over and beat up on the casuals and exclaim how great your clan "is".
now we are finally up to a game that is to be honest, an EZ mode PC game. this game is exaclty how the pc world is. and it's why the pc "elitests" as you call them look down on you:
you can't play games on their rig.
you can't even play games on YOUR OWN rig.
so in short, most of you casuals just aren't very good. never will be.
and every day... the best players get even better.
but hey look on the bright side:
corps will still need c average casuals to soak up bullets from time to time so there will be plenty of opportunity for you guys to continue to suck but with the added bonus of wearing clan tags while doing so.
oh yeah:
turn your mics on, you morons.
Peace B
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Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.03.07 16:19:00 -
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Free Beers wrote:Every match no matter what there are like 6 player Js on my team. Its like when I see PRO in a match. I just hope to God then are on the other team
They are on every team.. it just comes down to whether it just comes down to hoping that the lose-modifier of the PRO on the other team outweighs that of the ones on yours. |
Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.03.07 18:25:00 -
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Fraceska wrote:If tears taste like candy what does rage taste like?
I imagine that it is somewhat spicy. |
Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.03.07 20:06:00 -
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Fornacis Fairchild wrote:This is 80% of all pubs lately. Everyone stands in a blob on either side and just shoots at one another. I blame this on new ambush spawn system that all the baddies whined about....at least with the old system you could watch a battle progress and have several packs roaming around.
I'm not Rambo reincarnate but damn....at least I try and flank the enemy and be mindful of the match.
I love the new ambush system and all the blobs. It means that you CAN flank on your own and then have a wonderful time shooting into the red mass.
The frustration lies with Skirmish matches which do require teamwork. I do hope that the institute larger squads soon though as it will be a lot less frustrating.
They really need a 'beginner' section that is only accessible to people below a certain SP count. Sure, the newberries could still infest general PUB matches but at least it will give them a chance to get their feet wet before they enter the slaughterhouse.
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