Moving this from General Discussions to the Locker Room.

"The Locker room is the best room"
-GM Unicorn

"The Locker room is the best room"
-GM Unicorn

quoting yourself doesn't count

I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you **** with me, I'll kill you all.

-Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders

DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

Marines don't **** around

Are you a marine.

1. Don't drink with the Brits 2. Don't play cards with the Brits and 3.
-unknown

too late, wooped them twice

Please never forget that you were a colony, we ruled a quarter of the world and had to fight a war across the Atlantic and it still took all your effort to beat us. Besides you can't conduct a decent counter insurgency without us

"Please avoid pyramid quoting"
-Tutankhamun

You robbed a quarter of the world.

You robbed a quarter of the world.

your jealous, besides it's somewhat interesting to look around the world and see just how much influence one European island had on the world. I mean we're talking in english, america was originally a british colony, parts of canada were a british colony's, so was australia. Oh I could go on there is just so much, and most of it I don't even know.

who pulled your assess out of the fire twice last century?

ww1 doesn't count, the UK and france had basiclly won it before america even deployed, as for world war 2 while we did need american help, your european and african campaign wouldn't have gone nearly as smoothly if you weren't based out of british territory and had support from british troops

ww1 doesn't count, the UK and france had basiclly won it before america even deployed, as for world war 2 while we did need american help, your european and african campaign wouldn't have gone nearly as smoothly if you weren't based out of british territory and had support from british troops

WW1 does too count!!
if not for our supplies das faterland would have rolled over you

and we would have had other places to base out of in WW2-ireland comes to mind.....

"Please avoid pyramid quoting"
-Tutankhamun

I thought this one was especially relevant.

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.
- T. S. Eliot

"In our next build, everyone will look like Lulu."
-CCP Eterne

http://www.videogamegirlsdb.com/Images/Final_Fantasy/Lulu/Lulu_FFX_Wallpaper_01.jpg

'+Åa, +Åa! Cthulhu fthagn!"
-Random Cultist

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people."
- an unknown sage
Cited

" Happiness is a state of mind."
- my dad, referring to adolescent LSD use.

Killzone 2 Intro Speech, Scolar Visari
"My people... Sons and Daughters of Helghan. This much I vow: The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy, by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us, we were fighting for our very existence.
But if there are those who would deny us peace; refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible vengeance that generations yet unborn will cry out in anguish!

[GǪ] The enemy may shatter our bodies, but they cannot break our spirit. Even now they advance on our home world, to seize by force what they cannot claim by right. They cannot imagine what awaits them. WE WILL SMITE THE INVADERS FROM OUR SKIES!

Though they sweep over our lands like the sands of winter, never again will we bow before them; never again endure their oppression; never again endure their tyranny. We will strike without warning and without mercy, fighting as one hand, one heart, one soul. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching our ancestors' graves with their blood.

And as our last breath tears at their lungs; as we rise again from the ruins of our cities... they will know: Helghan belongs to the Helghast."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Attributed to Thomas Edison

"Where the Hell do you put the bayonet?"

- Chesty Puller, on first seeing a flamethrower

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right,
they're in front of us, they're behind us.
They can't get away this time."
-Chesty Puller