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Cpt Murd0ck
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
95
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Posted - 2013.01.24 06:57:00 -
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Been having a right good time playing with the Newberries tonight. I thought I would start a new character to be fair and all but dem crazy noobs just crack me up... Thought I'd start a wee thread to share our crazy noobs stories ...I'll start
Not one newberry seems to be put off by the fact I'm carrying a God dam handcannon (HMG) and proceed to rush me lol even had one guy in a scout suit run at least 50m just to shoot me with his scrambler. I just got down on one knee and waited for the crazy noob to get a few shoots of before I unleashed the beast.
Be nice... |
Chibi Andy
Celtic Anarchy
38
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:08:00 -
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was surrounded by 3 newberries who with their combined firepower decided its best to melee me instead, so i just did some strafing and took out 2 guys with my AR ran out of ammo (was low on ammo at that time) last guy tried to charge at me so i pulled out the scrambler and managed to get a head shot. 3 easy kills in a row 
still have no idea why they didnt just shoot me instead of trying to melee me 
guess thats newberries for ya |
Darthrack
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:15:00 -
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I know you hate us newberries, but plz tell me how i get that minigun you beasts are using? What level or class? Plz explain. |
Darthrack
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:16:00 -
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Up |
MassiveNine
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
100
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:17:00 -
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Darthrack wrote:I know you hate us newberries, but plz tell me how i get that minigun you beasts are using? What level or class? Plz explain.
Level 4 weaponry,
Level 1 Heavy weapon
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Darthrack
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:18:00 -
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Dosent seem hard to get. How is it so Op?
Which class can use it? Sorry for the questions. I just want to be good at this game lol |
The Loathing
The Southern Legion
21
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:19:00 -
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Watching 2 newberries sit in the MCC and sniper fire at the jumpshield like they believe they are landing their shots at the red dots below. This went on for about 5 minutes....... |
Cpt Murd0ck
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
95
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:24:00 -
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Darthrack wrote:Dosent seem hard to get. How is it so Op?
Which class can use it? Sorry for the questions. I just want to be good at this game lol
There's some serious drawbacks to consider
You need a heavy suit which means your going nowhere in a hurry
They have short range so if you go up against one keep your distance
They overheat through continued use and take an age to cool down (and to reload)
Going heavy is expensive |
Darthrack
Forty-Nine Fedayeen
Minmatar Republic
3
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:38:00 -
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Heavy sounds quite sh i t to be honest lol. Ill stick with my assault and anti armor |
slap26
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
462
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:41:00 -
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Basically my scrub tank driving self, has been running infantry and pulling some 32-2 scores, gotta be because of all the new players  |
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lowratehitman
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
285
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:41:00 -
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EEEK , i was running lone wolf for most the evening and I swear I kept ending up on the newberries team that just wants to take a National Geographic field trip of dust. |
Repe Susi
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
249
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:42:00 -
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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3spdui/ |
Andrew Sheaffer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
24
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Posted - 2013.01.24 07:56:00 -
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i love walk , just walk right behind them or even in some cases comeing from the front and shooting them point-blank in the face with the shotgun .
Thank you Lord for the noobs |
Denak Kalamari
CrimeWave Syndicate
80
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Posted - 2013.01.24 08:32:00 -
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I was playing Skirmish, and I swear the same newbie kept getting fooled by my remotes. I always place a remote explosive on the null cannon once I hack, and I saw this red dot always running for it, trying to unhack it. Now matter how many times I blew him up, he always came back to try and hack it again, giving me a ton of easy kills. I was chuckling the entire time. |
Reout Karaal
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
51
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Posted - 2013.01.24 08:59:00 -
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Most of them Ambush newbs have their circle buttons stuck or something. I mean they run like headless chickens, sure, they even shoot (at the sky?) sometimes. But when they go down they punch out before their bodies hits the ground. I'm a logibro and while I look after my team I also track deaths in vicinity. Circle mashing is not a good skill for Ambush, where every frakking warm clone counts.
They also have no clue on how to get ammo, or that they are actually carrying it. Fortunately it's easy enough for them to die and get a fresh loadout... hm. |
DropKickSuicide
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
74
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Posted - 2013.01.24 09:03:00 -
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Last night I tried to run a guy over at full speed and missed so I jump out ( with LAV running off at full speed ) and this dude keeps shooting at the LAV instead of noticing me lol
And a Nub moment of myself.
I was heading strait for a Tank in My LAV ( at full speed ) I jump out so the LAV will strike the tank hopefully destroying it but no only My LAV blew up thus killing ME as I had not jumped out early anough. |
D'Finn Rhedlyne
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
266
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Posted - 2013.01.24 09:15:00 -
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Upon realising the sheer amount of newberries playing, I grabbed my trusty sniper, a nanohive and headed straight to hills. Got myself in a nice position where I could cover A,B and C, set up camp, cracked a beer and opened up a bag of popcorn...
Oh my! The pleasure! One after another they fell, as about 10 of them tried to hack C! I was grinning from ear to ear and almost fell off my chair when, they all respawned and headed straight for C once again!
The word, lemmings, springs to mind!! |
Jackof All-Trades
Bojo's School of the Trades
79
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Posted - 2013.01.24 09:22:00 -
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Newberries in a group + Mass Driver = Unending lolz |
The Loathing
The Southern Legion
21
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Posted - 2013.01.24 11:17:00 -
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Jackof All-Trades wrote:Newberries in a group + Mass Driver = Unending lolz
Ooooohhh don't I know it! Fish in a barrel. It's like an episode of The Walking Dead. |
Returner Tekki
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
24
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Posted - 2013.01.24 11:19:00 -
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I like standing under the MCC and rezing them because they didn't realize they need to press X. |
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StormBloodmoon Warbringer
WarRavens
5
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Posted - 2013.01.24 11:23:00 -
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i love the newberries who think a melee is a instant kill, even when carrying a shotgun. 3 times so far i have benn punched in the back by someone with a shotgun, i proceeded to mince them with my HMG. |
Klank Klank
VENGEANCE FOR HIRE
20
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Posted - 2013.01.24 11:32:00 -
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I sit my tank under the car port thingy in that one map while in ambush. Red dots don't even notice me, running down the middle of the street, ignoring all ideas of cover or team play. The few that do realize I've been there for 3 minutes throw locust grenades at me while completely leaving any idea of cover behind. And those that switch to missiles also stand in the middle of the road to try to get a shot off on me.
And then someone Q.Q ed in Local! I said I was doing them a service. Respect the tank and be aware of whats going down on the battle field around you. |
Y0UR NAME HERE
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
444
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Posted - 2013.01.24 11:35:00 -
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I had some newberry breakfast.
Had about 7-8 of them around my tank shooting me......with AR's lul! was sooo funni, shoulda seen them new berrys tryn' to bring me down.
In the end I just felt bad, so I stuck my 80g blaster up there beeps and you know the rest ;) |
The Lone Gunman
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.01.24 12:33:00 -
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Crazy but perhaps not funny. What is with these guys! I had several 'squat' in front of me last night, facing me while I am trying to snipe! One tried to melee me from behind, stood in front of me and opened up with his AR but to no effect. Eventually he jumped into the canon a short distance away and turned it on me. Realizing I was not going to die he gave up but I was considering commiting suicide just to end the pain. So annoying! Had to PM him to tell him it was the orange dots he was supposed to be killing!
I play for fun and admit to being fodder for some of the more skilled players but I cannot ever remember being that stupid. |
BMSTUBBY
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
95
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:16:00 -
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Darthrack wrote:Heavy sounds quite sh i t to be honest lol. Ill stick with my assault and anti armor
Think long term like 1 year out long term.
A skilled up heavy is a walking tank with a bad a$$ gun, pair up with a Logi and that heavy is almost unstoppable.
Here is the catch, in order to become this walking tank you must skill up in it which takes some time and effort.
Assault with an AR well is just easy mode. |
BMSTUBBY
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
95
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:23:00 -
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To stay on topic.
Took out 8 of the little fellas in a row while they stood in the middle of the road and shot at my LAV with AR's.
I had so many nooberries under my LAV it stopped moving.
Sad part was that none of them respawned in with any kinda of AV so I just kept on going back and forth hitting them 1 or 2 at a time.
I had 29 kills from death taxi that round. |
Beren Hurin
OMNI Endeavors
183
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:29:00 -
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I joined the squad of a pair of guys who were talking with each other on comms like they knew each other, but noticed they weren't in the same corp. They proceeded to tell me that it didn't matter what corps they were in, but that corps were just like brands... Also they had no idea there were forums or that DUST was connected to Eve. I think there could be a few things that the intro or load screens could tell you that would open up peoples minds or learn better.
A few minutes into the match I was following one of them around and it was clear that they had no idea what the purpose of the skirmish game was. I guess they just didn't listen to the lady at the beginning of the skirmish. They were overwhelmed on a 5 point map that it seemed like there weren't clear front lines, that shotguns weren't supposed to be carried by heavies, that more than just people could be destroyed....and more. There was so much I thought that was intuitive, but apparently a lot of things don't have learning analogs from other games.
Oh yeah, and I killed like 3 or 4 snipers and 4 or 5 others on the 3 pt. Manus Peak map with the hybrid turret at C base. |
Treemugger
I mug trees.
34
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:30:00 -
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I was running around being a half-newberry myself with my Shotty Scout.
I was near the top of the desert map and saw these snipers behind a rock about a hundred feet from me. I dashed to them without them seeing me, and two shots later they were both dead. I turned to look at the next rock and there were more snipers! I ran over, but there were ARs guarding them and it took a couple strafes around the rock to kill them... but the snipers didn't notice I was killing their bros, even though I had walked right in front of them. Like, I stood there looking at them and they didn't react. So they died too. There was a third rock as well, but it just like the first one.
Newberry picking is fun. |
CPL Bloodstone
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
13
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:46:00 -
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as a HMG gunner myself, i did notice a ton of newberries running around rushing at me.... um, you dont do that lol.
Or my favorite is they rush you and jump up and down. I always aim for the face so it didn't help. 20/0 that round.
Felt kind of bad because i was mowing them over so got into my scout/shotgun suit and had a blast.
Funny watching them newberries try to shoot at the MCC as well... still cracks me up |
polarzus
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
19
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:13:00 -
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I like the total lack of awareness in almost every thing that makes dust a good game. some examples:
* Firing at me, not even scratching at my shield and standing still -> i fried him with my range extended laser
* Equipped as scout, running around on the map like a chicken -> welcome scrambler kill
* Heavies loading their rifles up in the open field
* guys with lasers trying to kill me in close distance fight -> how i love my scrambler pistol!
* All of the uncounted melee attacks
I think i could continue this list for ever... but the lack of skills really pisses me of because it's not funny to play against brainless newberries and if you dont have any support from your blueberries. It's like fishing in a fish farm. |
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Nstomper
Th3-ReSiStAnCe-SEC.0
205
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:15:00 -
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I use a standard fit and standard mass driver and not my elite gear just too be on the newberries level and i still be beasting them lol its too funny really |
Vanda-Kon
Feast On Skulls
66
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:15:00 -
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Returner Tekki wrote:I like standing under the MCC and rezing them because they didn't realize they need to press X.
The number of blueberries that fell and died is astounding. They splat like blueberry pie.
or Like failed sperm swimmers. |
polarzus
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
19
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:19:00 -
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Vanda-Kon wrote:Returner Tekki wrote:I like standing under the MCC and rezing them because they didn't realize they need to press X. The number of blueberries that fell and died is astounding. They splat like blueberry pie. or Like failed sperm swimmers.
Made my day, +1 |
develsgun
Phyrexian Engineering
Legacy Rising
19
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:26:00 -
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Not shure if these guys were new but gave me a good laugh and must be newer then me if they dont know how to look for dropships cause we were playing the communication map and I wished to snipe on the center tower so her goes dropship low and behold 3 guys are up there already huddled around shooting at everyone so I crashed into them instant 3 kills and thanks to my awsome crashlanding skills I was still able to jump out and escape the kaboom |
SGT Garrisson
On The Brink
60
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:29:00 -
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i was getting bored the other day so just spawned in tanks and left them for the berries to play with was fun as i ended up grabbing a swam launcher and blowing up my own tanks near the end of the match if they survied long enuff lol |
John Genericname
Gelente Special Forces
16
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:32:00 -
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A starter assault came at me with a swarm, and after he realized its not a dumb-fire gun he tried meleeing me. After I was done semi-panic shotting at him I ran out of ammo and it turned into a melee battle and I think I scrambler-ed his face after that almost too long reload.
I would have more details but I honestly can't remember that little skirmish we had. |
Knarf Black
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
397
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:55:00 -
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My KDR loves 'em. Last night I managed to sneak around behind an entire platoon engaged in a long range firefight and pick them off one by one, slasher movie style. (Too bad I didn't have nova knives.) They were completely oblivious to the growing pile of corpses next to them. |
EternalRMG
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
234
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:56:00 -
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its so funny to see them trying to do COD sniper tactics (sniper runner) and when they meet anyone who isnt a scout theyre DEAD |
G Torq
ALTA B2O
88
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Posted - 2013.01.24 14:57:00 -
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The Loathing wrote:Watching 2 newberries sit in the MCC and sniper fire at the jumpshield like they believe they are landing their shots at the red dots below. This went on for about 5 minutes.......
Throw them a nano-hive - they might as well be usefull while they are sitting there shooting the jumpshield. |
Selrache
Rebelles A Quebec
24
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Posted - 2013.01.24 15:52:00 -
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4 newberry humping a dead blueberry.... never saw me i dump an ob on them... the newberry are humping us when the finaly kill us... they seen to forget corpmate comes in team!!! |
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ChromeBreaker
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
197
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:08:00 -
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You see i heard and joked along too about all the new peeps joining, and how it would be a blood bath... i never believed it was going to be true O_o
Pulled out my heavy with HMG in,... a map... big complex in the middle with 3 nulls... anyway... proceeded to wonder over towards an enemy point when i got rushed at .. not by 1 not 2 but 8 newbies...
Of course i thought i was screwed so pulled the trigger and prepared to go down fighting... 10-15sec later, id overheat they're all dead, and id taken 0 (zero) dmg.
wtf people |
Stinker Butt
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
103
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:10:00 -
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Returner Tekki wrote:I like standing under the MCC and rezing them because they didn't realize they need to press X.
This is the best yet. lol
I love all of the kids playing in the middle of the road. Especially the snipers that are crouched and aiming right out in the open. I wonder what it looks like to be zoomed in when my LAV is coming straight at you. |
Val Stomar
CrimeWave Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:24:00 -
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I thought it wasn't going to be too bad with newberries.... then i had one try to kill me with his repair tool... being a kindly heavy, i let him... it did't work, so he tried stabbing me with his nanite injector... poor newberry, i finally spun up my HMG and put him outof his misery. |
Kay High
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
86
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:38:00 -
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I'm the first to admit that I'm not the greatest killer around, but when i go 11/2 the first match of the day something is wrong. I was on construction at A and I shot three people in four shots (I carry EXO-3 MD). Honestly I thought I sucked till the Newberries entered the field. |
psyanyde
CrimeWave Syndicate
12
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:44:00 -
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I had some dude try and kill me with a swarm launcher while I was on foot.
He was even tracking me with it while I was strafing around him taking pot shots at his shields to f**k with him. |
Cosorvin
DUST University
Ivy League
45
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:45:00 -
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Darthrack wrote:Heavy sounds quite sh i t to be honest lol. Ill stick with my assault and anti armor
my configuration is always heavy with an AR and a scrambler pistol, it gets the job done and heavy armour keeps me alive:D
by the way im a sentinel |
Cosorvin
DUST University
Ivy League
45
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Posted - 2013.01.24 16:49:00 -
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ive never really experienced newberry moments, simply because ive only ran into the intelligent ones who use guns instead of the repair tool
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Purple Lipton
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
33
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Posted - 2013.01.24 17:48:00 -
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You may laugh about newberries shooting tanks with ar's, but last night i saw a group of them destroy a soma with locus grenades, ar's, and a mass driver. It was hilarious i was on my way over to burn it with av grenades and saw this happen. |
develsgun
Phyrexian Engineering
Legacy Rising
19
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Posted - 2013.01.24 17:55:00 -
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I always enjoy the team of newbies that decide if they hide behind one rock abd we can get them cause theres just to many of them.
Was a good idea and was working.....
Then my space ship started shooting and there bodies disintegrated |
LHughes
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
6
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Posted - 2013.01.24 17:57:00 -
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I love the role players who croutch walk and stuff.... My KD's gone from 3.32 to 3.8 in about 20 games :) |
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develsgun
Phyrexian Engineering
Legacy Rising
19
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Posted - 2013.01.24 18:11:00 -
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LHughes wrote:I love the role players who croutch walk and stuff.... My KD's gone from 3.32 to 3.8 in about 20 games :)
I ran into one of those creeping around a corner hugging the wal l and **** like he was james bond little to say I just pulled out my pistol walked up to him poped his head and moved on |
LHughes
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
6
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Posted - 2013.01.24 18:14:00 -
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I just leave them to it.... It's too cute  |
SoTa PoP
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
1772
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Posted - 2013.01.24 18:19:00 -
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cool new term " newberries "
anyone else notice they standstill and shoot? Must be them CoD and BF3 skillz. ^_^ |
Shiro27
The Southern Legion
10
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Posted - 2013.01.24 22:30:00 -
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I'm a ''newberry'' myself, but I got used to DUST's gameplay and mechanics fairly quick... It's kinda funny how some people are totally clueless. Like I saw this jeep drive around with 3 people inside and barely barely any health left. Shot it with a sniper rifle and it blew up. 3 kills. yay me! |
The Real Drazar
Mercs Inc.
10
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Posted - 2013.01.24 22:37:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:cool new term " newberries "
anyone else notice they standstill and shoot? Must be them CoD and BF3 skillz. ^_^
or the ones that rush you when you got a hmg out trying to melee you |
Rayan Storm
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
358
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Posted - 2013.01.24 23:26:00 -
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Okay, you thought those were good? How about this.
Blaster Turret: 26:1
Left it just once during an entire skirmish
Basically, if you know the map with one main spire in the middle and the objectives A-E being all around it.
Anyways, I grabbed one of the turrets that is positioned rather far away from the action, but it has one good lane of fire that defends the only direct strip of highway from the razzleberry's MCC to the rest of the map.
Point: I sat there for the entire match and shot down this narrow lane of fire, and scored maybe 20 kills ON THE SAME PEOPLE RUNNING THROUGH. I could see their names. They never learned. They just kept going through that area. No cover, not even going the longer way around. And i kept gunning them down, laughing the whole time.
The best part was when they finally realized i was killing them and they tried to get me.
A. Some charged me and shot at me. With ARs. At a Turret. I let them try.....but not for long
B. They tried to drop in some LAVs right IN the alley of fire. I blasted the LAVs, the transport ships AND the waiting passengers.
C. One guy. ONE tried to get me from behind. Lets just say i saw him and took him out.
My only out of turret kill was when one guy ran up and started *hacking* my turret. Of course, you can't hack if someone is in it. So....i stepped out. Let him hack a bit. I had a GEK....but the scrambler pistol headshot was far more satisfying.
And returned to the Turret i did.
It. Was. Epic. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.24 23:45:00 -
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One was just on chat saying they got 1999 (or 2999, can't remember) headshots and 0 deaths in one battle. Their KDR is about 0.7
Typical CoDumbass. |
Cpt Murd0ck
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
95
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Posted - 2013.01.24 23:52:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:One was just on chat saying they got 1999 (or 2999, can't remember) headshots and 0 deaths in one battle. Their KDR is about 0.7
Typical CoDumbass.
I'm just picturing him sitting with a tally sheet trying to keep track of his headshots lol
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Baal Roo
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
811
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Posted - 2013.01.24 23:59:00 -
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Chibi Andy wrote:was surrounded by 3 newberries who with their combined firepower decided its best to melee me instead, so i just did some strafing and took out 2 guys with my AR ran out of ammo (was low on ammo at that time) last guy tried to charge at me so i pulled out the scrambler and managed to get a head shot. 3 easy kills in a row still have no idea why they didnt just shoot me instead of trying to melee me guess thats newberries for ya
are you sure that wasn't just vets screwing around? My corp does that sort of thing all the time. Was there a pile of LAVs on the field? Because that's generally a good indicator of subdreddit shenanigans. |
StormBloodmoon Warbringer
WarRavens
5
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Posted - 2013.01.25 06:03:00 -
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The newberries in LAVs crack me up, went one match with a logi suit loaded with AV nades and nanohives, took out 2 tanks and 12 LAVs, they didnt seem to learn and just kept calling more and more cars in lol. |
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