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Dragonmeballs
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Posted - 2013.07.28 16:02:00 -
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No, there have been other meat shields like me.... |
Blammmo
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Posted - 2013.07.29 07:46:00 -
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isnGÇÖt dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasnGÇÖt built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin BieberGÇÖs ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; thatGÇÖs why there are no signs of life.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truckGÇÖs gas tank as a jokeGǪ.that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris counted to infinity GÇô twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Once the cop pulled over Chuck NorrisGǪ.the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isnGÇÖt nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snakeGǪGǪ.. After three days of pain and agony GǪGǪGǪGǪGǪGǪthe rattle snake died
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnGÇÖt lifting himself up, heGÇÖs pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck NorrisGÇÖ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Chuck Norris throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Prisons donGÇÖt keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Outer space exists because itGÇÖs afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor. You NEVER slap Chuck Norris.
At the end of WWII, the U.S. Government considered developing 2 weapons: the Atom Bomb, or the Chuck Norris Roundhouse. They made the humane choice.
If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris called 911 to order Chinese food and got itGǪ..
Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.
Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow
Chuck Norris can give aspirin a headache |
Phoenix Archer 128
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Posted - 2013.07.31 16:20:00 -
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Really? Chuck Norris jokes? |
Colonel Killar
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Posted - 2013.08.01 00:35:00 -
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Bump |
Dragonmeballs
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Posted - 2013.08.02 20:19:00 -
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Phoenix Archer 128 wrote:Really? Chuck Norris jokes?
Hey,
Only Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter  |
RuckingFetard
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Posted - 2013.08.03 07:56:00 -
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Dragonmeballs wrote:Phoenix Archer 128 wrote:Really? Chuck Norris jokes? Hey, Only Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
That's just uninspired |
Quill Killian
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Posted - 2013.08.05 21:55:00 -
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Better Hide R Die is once again an independent corporation.
For folks looking to join a clan/corp that's been around for years and prizes a relaxed approach to gaming, and who also respects its members, BHD is waiting for you. Join today.
For alliances looking to add BHD to their ranks, well, you know the score. We will have your back as long as you have ours. |
Pilgrim Plymco
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Posted - 2013.08.06 17:49:00 -
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I see the update Quill. Go a bit easier on those legion boys, yeah what that Langley character did was 100% wacked but lets not let them turn us into him, this IS BHD after all ;).
I am BHD and related to all colors of brethren
Priests, Pastors, Mullahs, Prophets, Rabbis, and Reverends.
Divided we fall, united we stand together man
In this corporate melting pot there's nothing better than.
This corp of the free and home of the brave
Populated by ancestors of immigrants and slaves
who met early graves
So we could see brighter days
and we could proudly praise and raise
Our Corps flag as BHD
Hate us
Blame us
You can't shame us
Come and stand with us
We're BHD
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Quill Killian
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Posted - 2013.08.06 18:54:00 -
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Pilgrim Plymco wrote:I see the update Quill. Go a bit easier on those legion boys, yeah what that Langley character did was 100% wacked but lets not let them turn us into him, this IS BHD after all ;).
I am BHD and related to all colors of brethren
Priests, Pastors, Mullahs, Prophets, Rabbis, and Reverends.
Divided we fall, united we stand together man
In this corporate melting pot there's nothing better than.
This corp of the free and home of the brave
Populated by ancestors of immigrants and slaves
who met early graves
So we could see brighter days
and we could proudly praise and raise
Our Corps flag as BHD
Hate us
Blame us
You can't shame us
Come and stand with us
We're BHD
Nice, Pilgrim. And I updated the OP to reflect the return of our normal approach to life. |
Blammmo
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Posted - 2013.08.07 01:21:00 -
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Bunch of BHD noobs in here, good thing there are some good Chuck Norris jokes to stop in and read |
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Pilgrim Plymco
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Posted - 2013.08.07 16:30:00 -
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Blammmo wrote:Bunch of BHD noobs in here, good thing there are some good Chuck Norris jokes to stop in and read
OMG OMG OMG Blammo said "BHD noobs" I think we need to send him threatening PMs about his bad forum attitude right away  (just in case, this is me being sarcastic)
Moving on. You guys want to set up another PC battle soon, maybe the last week of the month? I want to give at least 1 full week for people to sign up......I'll talk about it on the clanpage. |
Blammmo
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Posted - 2013.08.07 22:08:00 -
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Win or lose they are always fun, I'm in if it lines up with my schedule |
Knight Soiaire
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Posted - 2013.08.09 16:34:00 -
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A PC battle?!
But we're just poor 'ole Scrubs, how could we possibly compete?
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Blammmo
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Posted - 2013.08.09 21:01:00 -
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Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold. Mr T's chains are not made of gold, they are actually made of curium, one of the heaviest elements in existence. They were put there by the CIA to slow him down, and you're lucky they do, fool. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. Mr. T is so scary that his hair is actually afraid to grow. The only reason he has a mohawk is because it's in his blind spot. Mr. T invented the X-Ray, the G-String, the R-Rating and Jay-Z after a late-night drunken bender caused him to momentarily forget which letter he was. World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, Mr. T ate Kobayashi. Google doesn't allow you to search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you. Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. Mr. T is not actually black, but his thousands of gold chains create a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. Arnold Schwarzenegger is not Austrian, and is real name is Edgar Marcus, he received an accent after being the first fool pitied by Mr. T. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T. The last person who touched Mr. T's gold chains was Helen Keller. Mr. T stole Michael Jackson's black. Mr. T invented the I.Q. testing system so he could more accurately pity fools. Mr. T plays ping pong with a medicine ball. There is no sun, just Mr TGÇÖs gold chains Mr. T singlehandedly canceled "Friends" by frowning one time. Mr. T has such a strong understanding of the English language that he can use the word "pity" as a preposition, adverb and a conjunction in a single sentence. Mr. T doesn't lift weights because it infers that he has limits to his strength. In 1982 while working as a bouncer Mr. T invented a move so perilous that it is still spoken of with great admiration... that move is forever known as T Bagging. Mr. T's ***** is so intimidating that it was offered a spot on the group of judges for American Idol. However, this offer was dropped because Simon Cowell didn't want a bigger d*ck than he was at the judges table. Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's. Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be. 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not pissing off Mr. T. Mr. T is the reason your son is black. Mr T once appeared as a background extra in a film and won Best Actor award. Mr. T scared the black out of Michael Jackson. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. Mr. T beat a wall at tennis. A ******* WALL. Guns dont kill people, Mr. T kills people. Mr. T got all his gold chains during a wild night of flashing his man boobs at Mardi Gras in 1992. When Mr. T sleeps, he stores his gold chains in a special closet built for this purpose. We know this place as "Fort Knox". When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear. Mr. T is the reason the sky is blue. Don't ask stupid questions. Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods. When Mr. T was circumsized his ******** was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of basketball. Today we know Mr. T's ******** as Shaquille O'Neal. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiters at Applebee's forgot his birthday. Mr. T does not actually pity fools. He is just being sarcastic. No one has noticed because it is difficult to pick up such subtleties while being bludgeoned. Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.
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Blammmo
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Posted - 2013.08.09 21:26:00 -
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I pity da foo that reads all of that |
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Posted - 2013.10.25 04:28:00 -
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been a while since this page got a bump so free bump fo you! |
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