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Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:29:00 -
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Here's a fun little thread were you put just a sentance to something a average player would say abnout the game *ahem* let me start us of
"Redline sniping is B.S" (its true but it something people complain about a lot :/) |
Reimus Klinsman
BetaMax.
319
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:34:00 -
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"Fix lag"
It always baffles me when people suggest something like this. Lag isn't something that can be fixed, just reduced if its a problem with programming or hardware. |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:35:00 -
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A certain furry protobear often rages and argues paragraphs worth of moaning, screaming while typing this term in the local chat.
"GET ON MY LEVEL"
I am unsure where the term originated. It might be a slang they heard their fellow peers use at some educational institution they briefly attended. Maybe it is lonely on the top, and he wants company to cuddle with. Further analysis required. |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:49:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:A certain furry protobear often rages and argues paragraphs worth of moaning, screaming while typing this term in the local chat.
"GET ON MY LEVEL"
I am unsure where the term originated. It might be a slang they heard their fellow peers use at some educational institution they briefly attended. Maybe it is lonely on the top, and he wants company to cuddle with. Further analysis required.
GET ON MY LEVEL:
A phrase in which you say to someone saying that your are better than them in a skill and they wish for you to to "get to your level" by improving your skills that match their own almost
Sorces: Urbandictonary |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1590
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:49:00 -
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"Nova Knifes Are Useless"
I chuckle every time I hear/read that. |
Kira Lannister
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
711
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:52:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:A certain furry protobear often rages and argues paragraphs worth of moaning, screaming while typing this term in the local chat.
"GET ON MY LEVEL"
I am unsure where the term originated. It might be a slang they heard their fellow peers use at some educational institution they briefly attended. Maybe it is lonely on the top, and he wants company to cuddle with. Further analysis required. GET ON MY LEVEL: A phrase in which you say to someone saying that your are better than them in a skill and they wish for you to to "get to your level" by improving your skills that match their own almost Sorces: Urbandictonary
Thank you for the Enlightenment, Wikipedia failed me. 
I will reference you in my report, +1 for you. |
Adriatic Talon
JUDGES OF RUIN
3
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Posted - 2013.01.03 03:58:00 -
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" ****! I Had him! "
Every match. |
Vyzion Eyri
The Southern Legion
154
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:02:00 -
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"Someone took my dropship again? Aw man."
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Logi Bro
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
836
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:03:00 -
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"I don't understand but I do understand."
-Mr. Zitro |
Gunner Visari
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
163
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:09:00 -
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Ugh how is he so good--He's cheating/ using a modded controller. |
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LoveNewlooy
WarRavens
6
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:19:00 -
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Fix the damn frame-rate lag X.x. |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:36:00 -
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"Stop stealing my kills!"
a phrase I use when a blue dot doesn't fire a shot, but stays close to me, until i have a heavy or LAV down to almost no armor. |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2013.01.03 04:50:00 -
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Fix the ******* piece of **** spawns DX |
KripnawtiQ Prime
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
206
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:04:00 -
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"Anybody have a nano hive?" ....xxx my location.
I say this often when running solo.
I should add that this actually works about 50% of the time. Blue Dots FTW! |
G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:09:00 -
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"Shoot the f****** Doritos you stupid smurfs, he is standing right in front of you!!!"
-G-SLicK
"Every other corp was done for every since Imperfects formed"
-G-SLicK
"You just got turned on B****, GET SOME"
-G-SLicK
"Quit throwing grenades and fight me like a man......yeah b**** how did those bullets taste"
-G-SLicK
"I wish Howdidthattaste and tastzlikechicken was opposite teams so when Howdidthattaste killed him it would say...Howdidthattaste(HMG)tastzlikechicken"
-G-SLicK |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:10:00 -
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KDR over everything! |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:12:00 -
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G-SLicK wrote:"I wish Howdidthattaste and tastzlikechicken was opposite teams so when Howdidthattaste killed him it would say...Howdidthattaste(HMG)tastzlikechicken"
-G-SLicK
lol forgot about that **** |
G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:12:00 -
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"Who are you kid? you a nobody"
-G-SLicK |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:13:00 -
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G-SLicK wrote:"Shoot the f****** Doritos you stupid smurfs, he is standing right in front of you!!!"
-G-SLicK
"Every other corp was done for every since Imperfects formed"
-G-SLicK
"You just got turned on B****, GET SOME"
-G-SLicK
"Quit throwing grenades and fight me like a man......yeah b**** how did those bullets taste"
-G-SLicK
"I wish Howdidthattaste and tastzlikechicken was opposite teams so when Howdidthattaste killed him it would say...Howdidthattaste(HMG)tastzlikechicken"
-G-SLicK
Lmao mine would be "Come on slick stop running and fight me like a man" (then slick gets backup) "No F***ing solo gun skill" |
Maken Tosch
Planetary Response Organisation
Test Friends Please Ignore
1590
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:17:00 -
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**** the Imperfects |
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G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:18:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:G-SLicK wrote:"Shoot the f****** Doritos you stupid smurfs, he is standing right in front of you!!!"
-G-SLicK
"Every other corp was done for every since Imperfects formed"
-G-SLicK
"You just got turned on B****, GET SOME"
-G-SLicK
"Quit throwing grenades and fight me like a man......yeah b**** how did those bullets taste"
-G-SLicK
"I wish Howdidthattaste and tastzlikechicken was opposite teams so when Howdidthattaste killed him it would say...Howdidthattaste(HMG)tastzlikechicken"
-G-SLicK Lmao mine would be "Come on slick stop running and fight me like a man" (then slick gets backup) "No F***ing solo gun skill"
Mr. Zitro: G-SLicK lets have a 1v1
G-SLicK: ok scrubah dub dub
4 secs later G-SLicK is about to own Mr. Zitro when suddenly he throws grenades....
G-SLicK: bro you cheated...why?
Mr. Zitro: im sorry man i had the wrong fit
lmao |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:21:00 -
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G-SLicK wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:G-SLicK wrote:"Shoot the f****** Doritos you stupid smurfs, he is standing right in front of you!!!"
-G-SLicK
"Every other corp was done for every since Imperfects formed"
-G-SLicK
"You just got turned on B****, GET SOME"
-G-SLicK
"Quit throwing grenades and fight me like a man......yeah b**** how did those bullets taste"
-G-SLicK
"I wish Howdidthattaste and tastzlikechicken was opposite teams so when Howdidthattaste killed him it would say...Howdidthattaste(HMG)tastzlikechicken"
-G-SLicK Lmao mine would be "Come on slick stop running and fight me like a man" (then slick gets backup) "No F***ing solo gun skill" Mr. Zitro: G-SLicK lets have a 1v1 G-SLicK: ok scrubah dub dub 4 secs later G-SLicK is about to own Mr. Zitro when suddenly he throws grenades.... G-SLicK: bro you cheated...why? Mr. Zitro: im sorry man i had the wrong fit lmao remember that 1v1 on mantis peak?
Well here ill tell you
We had the exact same fit and you barely touched my shields
G-SLick: blue shields man! For real (followed by screaming like a girl)
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Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:27:00 -
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All time favorites
"F***ing scout suits"
"Modded controller noob"
"You are so lucky you caught me reloading/had no ammo"
And all of the Zion members mom/dad/sister jokes mostly Jesse
Oh forgot the best of them all
"F***ing shotgun ******" |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:31:00 -
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hey would you two imperfects keep it one sentence per post? And you cant put a name the whole point of this thread is to post something a common player would comment on... |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:33:00 -
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Slick is a common player he has no solo gun game like everyone else |
G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:33:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:hey would you two imperfects keep it one sentence per post? And you cant put a name the whole point of this thread is to post something a common player would comment on...
dam i didnt know there were rules sorry |
G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:35:00 -
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Mr Zitro wrote:Slick is a common player he has no solo gun game like everyone else
lol if im a common player then you must be a FPS virgin and dust just broke you seal |
Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:40:00 -
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G-SLicK wrote:Mr Zitro wrote:Slick is a common player he has no solo gun game like everyone else lol if im a common player then you must be a FPS virgin and dust just broke you seal
That damaged me just as much as you did in that 1v1 XD blue shields |
Enji Elric
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
Zombie Ninja Space Bears
176
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:41:00 -
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From some-people in my corp.
"You F****** Lagswitcher!"
"EA/DICE are Ruining this game"
"Wish I had a Modded Controller"
EDIT:one more
"Tanks are Useless now tbh" * the faint sound of crying in his voice... |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.03 05:54:00 -
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G-SLicK wrote:Foley Jones wrote:hey would you two imperfects keep it one sentence per post? And you cant put a name the whole point of this thread is to post something a common player would comment on... dam i didnt know there were rules sorry
Just a friendly reminder, I do want everyone here to have fun don't get me wrong but id like if everyone upholds the resons why theses kinda things are funny |
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The Black Jackal
The Southern Legion
302
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:13:00 -
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Far too many common sayings bleeding into this game.
"Get good!" is one of the most common. I laugh every time I see it.
"Damn Sniper!" Is another.
"Tank *****!" Probably a good one for the end-of-game tankers.
"KDR > Everything!" THIS one really makes me laugh. |
Victor 'LifeLine' Ramous
SyNergy Gaming
242
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:26:00 -
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"Oh my ******* god, not another one of these threads!" (not implying anything OP xD)
"A missile tank? That was sooo last build"
"******* bluedots"
"Bluedots, seriously, hack the ******* objective"
*Muffled rage* "bluedots..."
*as a logi, running over to a deadbody away from a firefight* "dont respawn, dont respawn, dont respawn" *dead body disappears* "Fine you little ****, i hope you had a protofit"
*Revives a bluedot, starts repping him behind some boxes* "Okay, this will just take a few secon- ... where the **** you going?" *bluedot runs into a firefight away from reps, dies.* "Oh this ***** will be punished for stupidity" *proceeds to revive constantly and watch bluedot die in firefight*
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Mr Zitro
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
417
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:29:00 -
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When laser rifles are on the field shooting at the same thing
Wow that looks like the deathstar!
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Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:30:00 -
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"MILITIA FORGE IS OP!"
"If it's so OP why aren't you using it?"
"Have you tried using that thing? Can't hit anything smaller than a tank with it." |
Mavado V Noriega
SyNergy Gaming
2281
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:49:00 -
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"Dude u fo real?!"
"Wow full proto in pubs......."
"******* bluedots"
"WOOWWWW......bluedots SRSLY let ONE dude cap the obj when they around it"
"******* snipers"
"of course i got sniped.......*****"
"got swarms on me...need help......like NOW....i might go down....nvm im good/******* BULLSHIT....lost a tank"
"******* swarms again....bending round corners an ****......awesome"
"******* shotgun....and of course....militia as well"
"lulz kids are soo bad, get turned on, i should of died"
"how do i keep gettin shot in the back when a bluedot is right there watchin"
"lol ppl still crouch in the middle of a gunfight? BEAST!" |
G-SLicK
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
185
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Posted - 2013.01.03 06:56:00 -
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Mavado V Noriega wrote:"Dude u fo real?!"
"Wow full proto in pubs......."
"******* bluedots"
"WOOWWWW......bluedots SRSLY let ONE dude cap the obj when they around it"
"******* snipers"
"of course i got sniped.......*****"
"got swarms on me...need help......like NOW....i might go down....nvm im good/******* BULLSHIT....lost a tank"
"******* swarms again....bending round corners an ****......awesome"
"******* shotgun....and of course....militia as well"
"lulz kids are soo bad, get turned on, i should of died"
"how do i keep gettin shot in the back when a bluedot is right there watchin"
"lol ppl still crouch in the middle of a gunfight? BEAST!"
bro your just breaking all the roles of this thread delete and start again.....few of those quotes are familiar as well |
tribal wyvern
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
673
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Posted - 2013.01.03 07:20:00 -
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'Anyone have a repair tool? My sheild/armor is low.................no?..................ok anyone with a repair hive?..................what all these logi's around me and no f***er has a tool or hive?!...................right im low on ammo, can I get at leaste a militia hive??????...........................hello? hello? HELLOOOOOOO!!!!! WHERE THE F**K IS THE TEAMWORK?!?!, Goddam it im playing with a bunch of lonewolf hero chuckleheads!!..................im down can I get a revive? Im going to lose my 500,000isk fitting here.........hello?............yes Mr logi who's standing right next to me.......F***king REVIVE me you a$$hole!!.........im right next to you, down here, yes.......you're looking right at me............NO!.......DON'T RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!.....GET YOUR FAT ASS BACK HERE!!!.............................................................................................................................a$$hole!' |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.03 07:27:00 -
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You just described every pubmatch ever. |
HowDidThatTaste
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
2242
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Posted - 2013.01.03 07:32:00 -
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"F/ck I just spawned in front of three of em"
"That poor bastard just spawned in front of me... doink"
Stealing the last shot from another Imperfect " mine, mine ,mine, thief, mine" |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.03 07:38:00 -
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Holy Crap I just got Howdidthat... never mind. He got me. |
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Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.03 10:50:00 -
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Been trying to find anouther line to use......OH
"I can fly a dropship like a pro" |
Breakin Stuff
Immobile Infantry
680
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Posted - 2013.01.03 11:15:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:Been trying to find anouther line to use......OH
"I can fly a dropship like a pro"
"I thought hitting upthrust made you go forward!" |
semperfi1999
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
317
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Posted - 2013.01.03 14:29:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Foley Jones wrote:Been trying to find anouther line to use......OH
"I can fly a dropship like a pro" "I thought hitting upthrust made you go forward!"
This reminds me of the first time i flew a dropship. Just a couple days ago a blueberry landed and hopped out of his dropship to capture a CRU.....so I took it for a joy ride. I crashed in about 20 seconds but it was a fun 20 seconds. And I had the joy of the bluedot just watching me fly away with his fitted ship.
My favorite saying.
You stupid nade spammer you have no freakin skill (fellow imperfect who was a reddot)...........BTW what kind of nade do you use?
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Cyn Bruin
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
651
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Posted - 2013.01.03 14:35:00 -
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"You know I had you, don't deny it, I thought you were dead" - G-Slick
"F*** those GD shotgun c***s***ing MFrs" - Me
"Where did all those N***** come from?" - G-Slick
"Grenades... WTF get good kid" - Either Zitro
"I just lost x suits which cost x isk " /sobbing in background - Berserker007
"Take out the swarm launchers... WHAT ARE YOU DOING, OMG..." - Alldin
"Drop the OB on x... drop the OB... WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN HURRY UP" - Alldin
"I don't want to lose a Thale... Gdamit just lost a Thale" - Sleepy Zan
/bong bubbling in the background /mass driver explosions going off "Cough" - Jim Bill
"I'm getting sniped, where is that F'n sniper, OH MAN HE GOT ME" - Kain Spero
"That kid is a non-factor" - Protoman
"Oh yea, that was a good grenade" - ReGnUm
"He's not on Zitros level, but he might be as good as Cyn" - Free Beers (f you beers)
"I lost another heavy suit, I'm bringing my tank out" - Alldin |
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GM Hercules
Game Masters
C C P Alliance
333
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Posted - 2013.01.03 14:36:00 -
[45] - Quote
Please be aware that you need to open this kind of threads in 'the locker room'. Anyway, I will move this topic for you.
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semperfi1999
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
317
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Posted - 2013.01.03 14:48:00 -
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Love it when you squaded with a different corp......
Other squad members: man there are imperfects in this ambush match
Me: Starts of by killing 1 with a blind nade toss
Other squad members: Heck yea thats right take it imperfects..........I really hate imperfects they are just freaking impossible to kill
Me: Kills 2 imperfects as they are shooting my blueberries
Other squad members: Oh yea this is awesome we might actually win this match. How the heck do you kill those guys......
Me: Continues to kill several other players with an imperfect mixed in
Other squad members: Yes I finally got one..........I swear though they are freakin impossible
Me: Kills another imperfect
Other squad members: Seriously man how do you kill the imperfects so much?
Me: (as I die) dude I am in imperfects too you know
Other squad members: Seriously???....No way....oh wow you are
Went 17-4 that round against a squad of imperfects and we barely squeezed out a victory.  |
Draco Cerberus
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
6
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Posted - 2013.01.03 20:49:00 -
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still my favorite "Why are the smurfs shooting each other?" |
Foley Jones
R.I.f.t
122
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Posted - 2013.01.04 00:15:00 -
[48] - Quote
"Heavy suit is OP" |
The Polish Hammer
Doomheim
373
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Posted - 2013.01.04 02:07:00 -
[49] - Quote
*after clanking a nade off of whatever i'm trying to throw it over
"F*** i'm stupid..." -.- |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2013.01.04 03:39:00 -
[50] - Quote
**** this blue shield bullshit
-sleepy zan |
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slap26
Pink Fluffy Bounty Hunterz
RISE of LEGION
458
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Posted - 2013.01.04 08:36:00 -
[51] - Quote
"It's not kill stealing, It's kill helping."
---slap26 |
Alixenus
Omega protection service
36
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Posted - 2013.01.04 13:18:00 -
[52] - Quote
Ahhh! GEK 38s every freaking time! |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
1058
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Posted - 2013.01.06 17:45:00 -
[53] - Quote
Back in codex (keep in mind that ARs were extremely OP back then), someone got killed by an SMG and was yelling "LEARN TO USE A REAL GUN F***ING SMG NOOB!" (the person yelling that was using a GEK) |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2046
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Posted - 2013.01.06 18:21:00 -
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slap26 wrote:"It's not kill stealing, It's kill sharing."
---sleepy zan
my version  |
Vermaak Kuvakei
Doomheim
88
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Posted - 2013.01.06 20:20:00 -
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"Stop doing barrel rolls lav! Oh, double kill and g-slick's tears, ROLL HARDER!"
Vermaak Doe |
DarkShadowFox
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
238
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Posted - 2013.01.07 22:30:00 -
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"nerf everything and everyone"- everyone who plays this game for three seconds and realizes their is no point.
"nerf the ar its too powerful"
"get rid of camera sights their making the game unplayable, give us iron sights"
"BRING BACK THE CAMERA SIGHTS WE HATE THE IRON SIGHTS"
"SWARMS ARE BROKEN"
"Large Railguns are too powerful"
"Now I cant play with tanks because large railguns are too underpowered please incerease damage"
"forge guns need a powerboost" (I rofl everytime I see this one)
"Its not like COD, it needs to be more like cod"
(CCP makes it more like COD and a bit easier to play)
"its lame now go back to the way it was!"
"nerf X because X is killing X"
"X is too powerful nerf it"
"tacrifles are OP too many people are using Modded controllers (which was true)"
"bring back the tac rifles ROF now I CANT CHEAT"
"tanks are too powerful, nerf the tanks"
(CCP nerfs all tanks and gives AV more of a boost)
"Tanks are too underpowered!"
or
for TL:DR's
"just nerf everything"
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VK deathslaer
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
149
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Posted - 2013.01.08 05:51:00 -
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Foley Jones wrote:Been trying to find anouther line to use......OH
"I can fly a dropship like a pro"
That's cuz i can fly a dropship like a pro! |
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