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Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.09 18:48:00 -
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Do we have any demolitions experts? |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.10 02:58:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Do we have any demolitions experts?
I'm Semi-Pro. (not SP wise though) |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.03.10 03:11:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Do we have any demolitions experts? I'm Semi-Pro. (not SP wise though)
whassup bojo |
Doctor Vyzion
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.10 13:58:00 -
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Hi, I'm Doctor Vyzion.
I'm just a typical merc, searching for a life of glory and riches. But sadly, this was not to be my destiny.
I spent years drinking in space stations, gallon after pint after barrel of quafe. My thirst for the stuff was insatiable.
Every time I tried to pull myself out of the vicious cycle, my applications to mining corporations and giant intergalactic enterprises were rebuffed. They simply didn't need a mercenary, a lone wolf, a lost soldier.
I grew fat. Eventually, I wore heavy suits just to protect myself from falling over and damaging myself.
One day, a few weeks ago, walking up a great mountain called Manus Peak, watching a battle below but without the heart to join in, it struck me.
A railgun round to the face. I woke up in a clone vat and fell out, gasping, goo pouring off me. Disgusting. I looked at the state of my body and grimaced. I donned my suit. Extra large, type-1 suit. I gazed at my glowing eyes in the mirror of my dirty merc quarters, and sighed.
Suddenly, out of no where, an owl flew though the window and dropped a letter on my lap. I looked up, confused and excited, but the owl was gone. Questions raced through my mind as I ripped open the parchment. Was that an owl that could fly through space? Was that actually an owl, or my imagination? I'm hungry... Am I going to Hogwarts?!,?
Alas, Hogwarts would also remain separate from my destiny. The letter contained 5 letters. No, not 5 other letters, silly. Alphabetical letters.
They spelled: BSoTT.
What I found: a small school led by one Bojo. Doubtful, I signed up, believing in the ghost owl. I still adamantly believe Dumbledore sent it. He is wise, that one.
My doubts turned out to be unfounded. The instant I joined, I was welcomed with open arms. ISK poured into my wallet from all sorts of bodily stores Bojo has managed to install on his scout suit, and he saw the potential that no one else saw in me. The potential to teach.
I'm now a teacher, being paid 1million ISK just for having fun, and my students love me because I don't actually know how to teach, so I'm like that fat Physical Education teacher that just lets the class play dodgeball all day.
BSoTT saved me from the grip of quafe and misery. Let it change your life today!
Disclaimer: some of the above information MAY be fictional. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.10 23:16:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Do we have any demolitions experts? I'm Semi-Pro. (not SP wise though)
What I mean is someone who is specced into demolitions |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.19 23:17:00 -
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So I've been rather busy and but my solid return will signify Version 3.0 of the School.
3.0? What will be the difference?
Version 3.0 of the School will hopefully mark a much more interesting days.
Additions to Expect:
- A "deathclock" just expired on our Enjin and now we can get down to work. We will start the process of vigorously uploading into our Libraries with the coming of 3.0.
- A much more broadening corp. Planetary Conquest has been announced, as well as the War Council Beta. These will be much more progressive days and we plan to keep up. We are going to engage in minor conquest campaigns, for the benefit of our allies and ourselves. Lab Rats will be expanded as the new build is arriving in the near future. I also seek to organize a think tank to discuss issues that should be submitted to the War Council.
- I am considering making an addition in the future to better suit scholarly interest. I am considering adding Economics classes to be taught by Eve mentors *hint*.
- I plan to begin testing Out-of-Corp Business and will need propositions.
I'm sorry to the lack of BSOTT sight, I've been busy. But you'll probably see me a lot more often with the coming of the new Build.
Note to my lab rats: Vaerana, pure awesome work, I'm going to talk to you about your role in V 3.0.
Scheneighnay: Keep up the good work. I've had my eye on that tactical test and I want to see Limbus work. You're quite the scientist.
V 3.0 SOON |
Soraya Xel
Gentlemen's Foreign Legion
Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2013.03.20 19:22:00 -
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Gents definitely would like to talk to you about an arrangement. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.21 04:55:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:Gents definitely would like to talk to you about an arrangement.
Mail me your interests good sir. I too boast a monocle at the Royal Geographical Society, where I do read upon the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle....
Bojo's School of the Trades has promoted Manti5 Toboggan to teacher status and Hyrek is of interest! What does that mean?
Well Manti5 is a proficient Assault merc and a bona fide shotgun surgeon. So that equates to a much more dedicated Assault mentor!
And Hyrek you say? Hyrek, should he accept and rise to the occasion, would fill a hole and make us whole, as he would become our first dedicated Heavy mentor!
Other exciting Propaganda!
If you haven't been keeping up, BSotT is on a course for hyper-progression, including expanding into Planetary Conquest, in effort with Dust Uni!
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Soraya Xel
Gentlemen's Foreign Legion
Gentlemen's Agreement
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Posted - 2013.03.22 06:23:00 -
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You should have mail from today, Bojo. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.23 16:19:00 -
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Remember when I fit a methana mainly for supporting other vehicles? Well, the limbus is barely an upgrade from that so far. |
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Sandromin Hes
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
216
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Posted - 2013.03.24 06:28:00 -
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100! Also, check the war room; I've created the I-AML and want you to participate in it and contact those snobs at Dust Uni and beat them. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.24 08:20:00 -
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Sandromin Hes wrote:100! Also, check the war room; I've created the I-AML and want you to participate in it and contact those snobs at Dust Uni and beat them.
Will do, them sons of kitchens *not really*
Extra! Extra! Read All About It!
Have you read our interview with the Immortal Mercenary Press? No? Why Not! You've had all this time! Well you're never too late! You can still read it here!
Want Ad 3/23/13
BSotT is global! We have staff in Australia! But we are looking to expand our teaching staff across the Earth to accommodate our students in other parts of the world (like in Ireland)! We need:
- Scout: EU and East Coast Nights
- Sniper: EU and GMT Nights
- Heavy: Any timezone, preferably besides West Coast.
- Assault: EU, East Coast, Australia
We're ambitious! Probably because of all this Pacific Sunshine! But we want some of the European and East Coast NA Vitamin D too! If you know your way around with a niche role and feel like making a contribution to the overall know how and competence to those who need help, join up with Bojo's School of the Trades.
Professional Titles Include:
Dr.
Professor
Sensei
Master
Docent
Swami
Sir
Lady
Curator
Journeyman
Journeyman? They're the twain between master and apprentice!
That's true, but that doesn't mean that they have no place. Those who feel decent at their job can fill a place at BSotT, where they can study up on our growing library of knowledge to hone their technique. They can do research and development on their trade and help give back knowledge, as it is power.
Words of the Wise
Dalai Lama wrote:
Compassion and tolerance are not a sign of weakness, but of strength
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.25 21:13:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Want Ad 3/23/13 BSotT is global! We have staff in Australia! But we are looking to expand our teaching staff across the Earth to accommodate our students in other parts of the world (like in Ireland)! We need: - Scout: EU and East Coast Nights
- Sniper: EU and GMT Nights
- Heavy: Any timezone, preferably besides West Coast.
- Assault: EU, East Coast, Australia
This is still relevant.
More talk about Version 3.0!
We hope to expand classes into Politics, Economics, and Job Skills. Our Library of knowledge is steadily growing but we want more walks of life to enter and leave behind their experience.
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.27 06:12:00 -
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ISK for skillbooks! ISK for crashing dropships! ISK for Lab Rats!
And teaching to prevent you from crashing dropships and using all our ISK! |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.03.27 06:14:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:ISK for skillbooks! ISK for crashing dropships! ISK for Lab Rats!
And teaching to prevent you from crashing dropships and using all our ISK!
that's help full |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.03.28 06:00:00 -
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XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:ISK for skillbooks! ISK for crashing dropships! ISK for Lab Rats!
And teaching to prevent you from crashing dropships and using all our ISK! that's help full
Very Much So!
Come and earn yourself a seat next to a Sensei:
Doctor Vyzion: Logistics, Dropship
Sensei Free Healing: Logistics
Master Mantis: Assault
Sultan Sandromin: Assault
Professor Bojo: Scout, Dropship, LAV
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XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.03.28 06:05:00 -
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Warlord:Heavy=death |
XxWarlordxX97
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Posted - 2013.03.28 06:07:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:XxWarlordxX97 wrote:Bojo The Mighty wrote:ISK for skillbooks! ISK for crashing dropships! ISK for Lab Rats!
And teaching to prevent you from crashing dropships and using all our ISK! that's help full Very Much So! Come and earn yourself a seat next to a Sensei: Doctor Vyzion: Logistics, Dropship Sensei Free Healing: Logistics Master Mantis: Assault Sultan Sandromin: Assault Professor Bojo: Scout, Dropship, LAV
lotis lie about sandwich,not a very big fun |
AntanTheBeast
Foxhound Corporation
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Posted - 2013.03.29 02:17:00 -
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I loved the interview keep up the good work with your school. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.01 19:01:00 -
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AntanTheBeast wrote:I loved the interview keep up the good work with your school.
Thanks Stranger!
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Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.01 21:34:00 -
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Update: 5 out of 5 people that may or may not be in our corp prefer Bojo's School of the Trades!
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.03 06:02:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Update: 5 out of 5 people that may or may not be in our corp prefer Bojo's School of the Trades!
Update! 6 out of 5 people within our corp learned to do fractions at our school! Wouldn't you want to become a proficient fraction of a merc? |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.03 23:37:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Update: 5 out of 5 people that may or may not be in our corp prefer Bojo's School of the Trades!
Update! 6 out of 5 people within our corp learned to do fractions at our school! Wouldn't you want to become a proficient fraction of a merc?
i r get u lurnd engrish 2! |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.04 07:08:00 -
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Student-Potentials!
Apply today! It honestly makes you super more employable. And yes we have an alliance, just so I don't have to repeat myself....again. |
XXfootnoteXX
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2013.04.07 04:29:00 -
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Whats your public channel? I wouldn't mind squading up with you guys in a match or two. |
Scheneighnay McBob
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.07 15:42:00 -
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XXfootnoteXX wrote:Whats your public channel? I wouldn't mind squading up with you guys in a match or two.
I believe it's "Bojo" or at least the channel I use. |
XXfootnoteXX
DUST University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2013.04.08 01:19:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:XXfootnoteXX wrote:Whats your public channel? I wouldn't mind squading up with you guys in a match or two. I believe it's "Bojo" or at least the channel I use.
Cool, thanks. |
Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.08 05:45:00 -
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Hey all!
Check out Vaerana Myshtana's fantastic Planetary Conquest find: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=67925
It's a comprehensive map of Planetary Conquest in the Molden Heath region. It has the info your corp needs to know for preemptive planning! Remember, this is based on the clues that the Devs left and the evidence that Vaerana found. I'm sure they wouldn't be so mean as to pave a false path...
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Bojo The Mighty
Bojo's School of the Trades
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Posted - 2013.04.09 02:58:00 -
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What do you have to lose?
Voice inside your head answers: Nothing
Me: 
You: 
Maybe, because this is a training corp, I should include directions on how to apply to a corp? Please tell me if I should. |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2013.04.09 03:04:00 -
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Bojo The Mighty wrote:What do you have to lose? Voice inside your head answers: Nothing Me: You: Maybe, because this is a training corp, I should include directions on how to apply to a corp? Please tell me if I should.
sorry the voices in my head was just a joke |
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