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Dante Brown
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:30:00 -
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My average day :*See sniper in all militia gear* *Shoots Sniper* Then Profit. |
Paran Tadec
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
902
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:31:00 -
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Find noob. Process noob with Duvolle AR. Repeat.  |
Captain Longhorn
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:50:00 -
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Spawn next to enemy tank. Die. Repeat. |
Kelshaw Xu
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
65
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:51:00 -
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Paran Tadec wrote:Find noob. Process noob with Duvolle AR. Repeat.
Yep sounds about right. however I'm the one being processed. |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
2047
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:52:00 -
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Load in disconnected, try again disconnected, play a few matches solo, squad up with buddies, mic bug, restart play few matches in squad, invalid,..... i think you all get the idea |
Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.09.26 20:55:00 -
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-Finishes reloading Forge Gun, see's an RDV dropping in an HAV. Kills RDV, flips over and disengages the tank upside down. Finishes off tank. Pulls in 500+ points.- |
843 pano
843 Boot Camp
200
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:02:00 -
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Jump in dropship, fly up to MCC and see if I can repair it, switch to cockpit view by pressing O... a crap, wrong button... I'm falling... and my dropship is falling above me... press X to dampen, land and then get squished by my unmanned dropship. |
Ranger SnakeBlood
38
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:20:00 -
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Deside to be helpful logi suit hit spawn and pop out infront of about 5 reds, try to kill/hide/run but ultimately die, thinking this will happen again spawn as a Assult to kill the 5 red hit spawn and end up in one of 2 place in the ass hole of no where with 2 or 3 freindlies to who you are not helpful or in front of tank and die, rince repeat until invalid bug then logg off of fustration of hitdetection and bugs rince reapeat all sessions praying for a new patch welcome to dust |
Tarn Adari
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:27:00 -
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Be Scout in militia gear, kill 10 dudes with my shotgun, freeze PS3, quit in frustration...don't repeat. |
DrunkardBastards
Inebriated Liberation Front
23
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:28:00 -
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Log in, server full/invalid try again. spawn into match thats about to end, new game, invalid bug. go watch tv. |
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Alexander Wolfenstein
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
18
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:30:00 -
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Paran Tadec wrote:Find noob. Process noob with Duvolle AR. Repeat.
"Process"
I lost my sh*t when I read that. Thank you. |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:51:00 -
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Knifed to death as I forge someone in the face. Both of us die. |
dent 308
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
967
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:53:00 -
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Play a match, spend two hours on comms talking to video game nerds. |
STB Vermaak Doe
558
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Posted - 2012.09.26 21:59:00 -
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No actin but it's a movie, shootin to the beat so I ain't loosin.
(Guess the reference and get +10) |
Hollow Ling
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
32
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Posted - 2012.09.27 04:34:00 -
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Try to find a lone enemy finds enemy team then runs away for 10 minutes. |
Jimbeezy
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
219
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Posted - 2012.09.27 04:38:00 -
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Necrodermis
GunFall Mobilization
Covert Intervention
460
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Posted - 2012.09.27 04:41:00 -
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pull out militia scout play the sniper's sniping sniper game and laugh as they lose their ishukone snipers and high tech suits to a head shot. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
437
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Posted - 2012.09.27 05:54:00 -
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Arrive out-of-breath at sniping spot, shoot half a dozen losers, laugh when small-arms fire bounces off heavy suit. |
tribal wyvern
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
673
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Posted - 2012.09.27 07:14:00 -
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1. Get constantly stuck with squads running logi who never revive despite standing right next to a downed team mate.
2. Spawn at base only to get sniped from noob campers
3. Get sick of the above and go LAV racing
4. Get bored of the above and go noob camping sniper sniping with charge rifle
5. Decide to PTFO then get invalid fitting
6. Freeze in MQ and spend 3+ hours dickin around with fittings and chatting in local about how awesome dust is when it works
7. Realise its 4am and my missus was waiting for me in her best corset after I said "I'll be 5 mins honey"
8. Asking my buddy if I can crash on his couch
9. .................................I have to go home tonight, so there is no #9 yet. Watch this space |
Tarn Adari
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.09.28 21:44:00 -
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Necrodermis wrote:pull out militia scout play the sniper's sniping sniper game and laugh as they lose their ishukone snipers and high tech suits to a head shot.
I like to do this, too...as soon as I see an Ishukone Sniper Rifle pop up in the Kill List, I go hunting. |
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4447
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
649
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Posted - 2012.09.28 21:47:00 -
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looking at the loading screen, wondering if it's going to load? |
Whispercrow
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
102
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Posted - 2012.09.28 21:56:00 -
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1. Attempt to join game 12 times only to have "Server is Full" message pop up. Must manuqually re-queue each time, rather than it automatically attempting search again.
2. First successful game connection results in ending up on losing Team Moron, usually on an Ambush map, also usually at less than 50% total clones. Enemy team usually has 2x as many. Leave game rather than waste time.
3. Attempt to reconnect 2-5 more times as in #1.
4. End up in orbital War Barge! Woot! Some fool has his microphone on perma-transmit. Hear either some geeky kid talking to himself, someone emasculated dude getting yelled at by his shrew of a wife, or heaving breathing and/or eating sounds by unaware gamer.
5. Ambush Map. Crap. Spawn immediately next to 1-3 enemy who have somehow spawned before I have. Get gunned down.
6. Respawn 2-3 times near Big Red Blob, die horrifically. Possibly get in a kill. Maybe an assist as someone new spawns in. Would try to deploy spawnbeacon, but useless to do so as it would get camped.
7. Spawn in more-or-less 'safe' area. Note that both teams have a Supply Depot. Call down my Rocket Kitty (Onikuma impact with all Militia Modules--aka "Free Ride"). Ride like a madman to our control point. Run over some poor enemy fool who spawned like I did at #5 above.
8. Throw down spawnbeacons and nanohives. Why the latter? Because nobody stays near the spawnpoint.
9. Kill 2-3 dudes trying to take the hill / cityblock. Mentally realize next assault will come from side or rear. Try to convince others this. Most clump up where they were before.
10. As if pre-ordained by Fate himself, most of the Supply Point Neanderthals decide to stagger in clumps over to the enemy base at almost exactly the same moment coordinated Big Red Blob shows up behind or from the flanking direction to the Depot. Get one or two lucky kills with grenades, then die horribly. Watch as other team respawns their own and caps Depot.
11. Repeat #6.
12 A. If team somehow (by pure random, dumb luck) manages to get Supply Depot, go Assault Sniper and begin picking off enemy fools until we lose. Cash in heaps of SP as most of them are overconfident, easy targets. Else goto 12 B.
12 B. Summon Tank, begin mowing down enemies from distance and using terrain to avoid counter fire. Do so until we lose, cash in heaps of SP as nobody expects to get sniped by a quad rocket launcher from a mile away.
13. Goto 1 until tired of playing.
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Typo Name
78
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Posted - 2012.09.29 01:35:00 -
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843 pano wrote:Jump in dropship, fly up to MCC and see if I can repair it, switch to cockpit view by pressing O... a crap, wrong button... I'm falling... and my dropship is falling above me... press X to dampen, land and then get squished by my unmanned dropship.
Did something like that once- I bet my team hated me because there was a pretty good number of people in it |
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