DUST Search - New Rare GUN SLAVAGE!

ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote:

Got this sweet new gun in the slavage check it out!

Here are the Details,

Name: STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon

Splash Damage: 2000.0 HP

Splash Radius: 100.0 m

Accuracy Rating: 75.5

Clip Size: 20

Max. Ammo: 100

Reload Time: 1.0 s

Meta Level: Must have STB in front of your name.

Description: The STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was developed by the famous STB Corp or more formally called the SCRUB'S-TO-DEATH CORPORATION. The Noob Cannon utilized Cavity thukker and Flux technology to new heights, allowing for 9 thukker grenades and one EMP flux grenade to be shot in one volley. Furthermore, even if the enemy was somehow able to doge the deadly shot; the EMP flux grenade would render his/her sield unusable. However, the most imortant feature to the STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was the Heat-seeking fire and forget infrantry lock ability. Thus, turning the aiming-challanged masses of STB into Efficent killing machines. Many historians believe it was CCP's nerfing of the tanks that led to the weapons development. On the other hand, some believe it was STB's inability to aim.

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ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:10:00 - [1] - Quote Got this sweet new gun in the slavage check it out! Here are the Details, Name: STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon Splash Damage: 2000.0 HP Splash Radius: 100.0 m Accuracy Rating: 75.5 Clip Size: 20 Max. Ammo: 100 Reload Time: 1.0 s Meta Level: Must have STB in front of your name. Description: The STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was developed by the famous STB Corp or more formally called the SCRUB'S-TO-DEATH CORPORATION. The Noob Cannon utilized Cavity thukker and Flux technology to new heights, allowing for 9 thukker grenades and one EMP flux grenade to be shot in one volley. Furthermore, even if the enemy was somehow able to doge the deadly shot; the EMP flux grenade would render his/her sield unusable. However, the most imortant feature to the STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was the Heat-seeking fire and forget infrantry lock ability. Thus, turning the aiming-challanged masses of STB into Efficent killing machines. Many historians believe it was CCP's nerfing of the tanks that led to the weapons development. On the other hand, some believe it was STB's inability to aim.
Jariel Manton SVER True Blood Unclaimed. 210	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:16:00 - [2] - Quote Bahahahahahaha, ya know i was having a bad day until i ready this.
Jin Robot Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 330	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:18:00 - [3] - Quote Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll.
Zerlathon Algintal Core Gallente Federation 213	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:21:00 - [4] - Quote
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:39:00 - [5] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha
Jin Robot Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 330	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:41:00 - [6] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha The world is filled with cockroaches, doesnt make them cool just because they are many. You have troll followers big deal.
Ad ski IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback 209	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:43:00 - [7] - Quote I actually found it pretty funny lol
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:43:00 - [8] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha The world is filled with cockroaches, doesnt make them cool just because they are many. You have troll followers big deal. I HAVE FOLLOWERS SWEET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
EnglishSnake Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 1012	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:46:00 - [9] - Quote lol
Zerlathon Algintal Core Gallente Federation 213	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:46:00 - [10] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha So let me get this straight... 5 likes or more = comment forever valid and it is immune to counter suggestions? OK, let's give this a while shall we... ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wears a pink frilly dress and calls himself Betty on the weekends.

ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:47:00 - [11] - Quote Zerlathon wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha So let me get this straight... 5 likes or more = comment forever valid and it is immune to counter suggestions? OK, let's give this a while shall we... ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wears a pink frilly dress and calls himself Betty on the weekends. Sorry forum POLICE
AC2AW-LEEROY Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 62	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:48:00 - [12] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Got this sweet new gun in the slavage check it out! Here are the Details, Name: STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon Splash Damage: 2000.0 HP Splash Radius: 100.0 m Accuracy Rating: 75.5 Clip Size: 20 Max. Ammo: 100 Reload Time: 1.0 s Meta Level: Must have STB in front of your name. Description: The STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was developed by the famous STB Corp or more formally called the SCRUB'S-TO-DEATH CORPORATION. The Noob Cannon utilized Cavity thukker and Flux technology to new heights, allowing for 9 thukker grenades and one EMP flux grenade to be shot in one volley. Furthermore, even if the enemy was somehow able to doge the deadly shot; the EMP flux grenade would render his/her sield unusable. However, the most imortant feature to the STB EASY-MODE' Noob Cannon was the Heat-seeking fire and forget infrantry lock ability. Thus, turning the aiming-challanged masses of STB into Efficent killing machines. Many historians believe it was CCP's nerfing of the tanks that led to the weapons development. On the other hand, some believe it was STB's inability to aim. This is creative and funny, made me smile and I have no beef against STB
Zerlathon Algintal Core Gallente Federation 213	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:50:00 - [13] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Zerlathon wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha So let me get this straight... 5 likes or more = comment forever valid and it is immune to counter suggestions? OK, let's give this a while shall we... ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wears a pink frilly dress and calls himself Betty on the weekends. Sorry forum POLICE Nah, not the forum Police... Just someone who finds it funny when someone tries to use the no. of likes on a post as any means of validation. Also FYI, I did consider your OP quite humerous... Betty
Cyn Bruin 90	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:51:00 - [14] - Quote Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this.
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:53:00 - [15] - Quote Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE
Grezkev The Red Guards 100	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:53:00 - [16] - Quote ;/ I was totally talking to Olivia about drafting up an article on this for GNN. Then she pointed out that its just a joke. I feel stupid.
Jin Robot Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 330	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:57:00 - [17] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE Your posts illuminate the fact that your sad life is probably punishment enough.
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 16:59:00 - [18] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE Your posts illuminate the fact that your sad life is probably punishment enough. Its a joke and lot of people found it funny, whats your deal brahh
Jane DeArc Militaires Sans Jeux 87	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:00:00 - [19] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. my 5 likes would say otherwise hahahahahahaha What do 5 likes from other people as juvenile as you have to do with how busy CCP is? That's like saying if you're selling fruit on the side of the road and it's illegal, and someone says "I guess the cops are too busy to bust your operation." You say "HAHA JOKES ON YOU, COPS AREN'T ARRESTING ME BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE BUYING FRUIT LOLZ". This must be the third account of yours I've had to click ignore on. I sincerely hope that in the full game they ban you and the 20 bucks you spent to get back here kid.
Nomed Deeps The Exemplars 91	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:02:00 - [20] - Quote Hey, if there can be a 50+ page STB thread without being locked, I think it's perfectly fair to have an anti-STB thread without being locked. That's just me though.

Jin Robot Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 330	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:06:00 - [21] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE Your posts illuminate the fact that your sad life is probably punishment enough. Its a joke and lot of people found it funny, whats your deal brahh Well, it may have been a joke, but it doesnt change the fact that is was a personal attack. I have been around the internet long enough to see that most people who feel the need to attack people on the net have some kind of self esteem/look at me issues.
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:11:00 - [22] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Jin Robot wrote: ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE Your posts illuminate the fact that your sad life is probably punishment enough. Its a joke and lot of people found it funny, whats your deal brahh Well, it may have been a joke, but it doesnt change the fact that is was a personal attack. I have been around the internet long enough to see that most people who feel the need to attack people on the net have some kind of self esteem/look at me issues. lol
DOCTORHITDETECTOR 18	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:11:00 - [23] - Quote lol..... Chill out ....... '' but this game is my life '' people. It was a joke post, pretty funny. Gawd some of you need to learn to relax.
DOCTORHITDETECTOR 18	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:12:00 - [24] - Quote How was it a personal attack.....? I didn't know STB was a person. ?
EnglishSnake Zumari Force Projection Caldari State 1012	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:14:00 - [25] - Quote So much butthurt Here fill this out http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Internet_5f874d_989176.jpg
Super Cargo Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 428	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:14:00 - [26] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: Obviously ccp is too busy to perma ban this infantile troll. Loosen up b!tch
Jin Robot Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic 330	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:18:00 - [27] - Quote I dont make the rules you are all breaking. Just trying to point them out so we can have a less fractured community and so ccp doesnt have to babysit a bunch of children, they have better things to do.
ReGnUM SLAYER DEI 58	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:21:00 - [28] - Quote Jin Robot wrote: I dont make the rules you are all breaking. Just trying to point them out so we can have a less fractured community and so ccp doesnt have to babysit a bunch of children, they have better things to do. Ive got class soon, so ill make this short ITS A JOKE and you're a BUZZKILL
J'Jor Da'Wg KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 648	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:24:00 - [29] - Quote ReGnUM SLAYER DEI wrote: Cyn Bruin wrote: Another look at me post from this "guy". If he can't get attention from interjected his juvenile opinions in other posts he creates his own. Then again, every game has kids like this. Arrest me now FORUM POLICE It's the system, man! Oppressing the people! You have a RIGHT to being an idiot who thinks he is amusing! Spread the word, brother! Amen! Amen! -_-
Jane DeArc Militaires Sans Jeux 87	Posted - 2012.09.24 17:35:00 - [30] - Quote Nomed Deeps wrote: Hey, if there can be a 50+ page STB thread without being locked, I think it's perfectly fair to have an anti-STB thread without being locked. That's just me though. The STB thread is a clan update and recruitment thread, which is completely allowed and ok. This is a thread made not for a real purpose, but to insult a group of loosely affiliated people. The majority of STB I've met ingame are idiots of the highest caliber, but this is mostly a handful of nolifers who do nothing but play FPS games to escape life. I've met good STBers (deadpool) and I know they have lots of newb members who are pretty neutral. You can't make broad, sweeping generalizations, and threads made JUST to insult any person or group of people cannot be productive in any way.



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