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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2016.08.15 08:48:00 -
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What if my answer is:
"Everything except the Ion Pistol?"
No, seriously, I'd dump literally every weapon on the field if it gave me an advantage.
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
13133
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Posted - 2016.08.16 02:20:00 -
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137H4RGIC wrote:Ammendment to HMG: You're a patient individual, the trapdoor spider who is smart enough to hide behind cover until your prey comes in to your range, leaving copious amounts of red meat after tearing through the countless mindless drones dumb enough to get close.
Were we playing with the same HMG?
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
13136
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Posted - 2016.08.16 19:18:00 -
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bane sieg wrote:I almost exclusively ran mass drivers AND swarm launches, so according to this I'm the lowest of low AND a caring and compassionate person? I'm confused....
You are that kind, caring person who exists to be tortured and tormented by the ambitious, uncaring and good looking.
In short, you are the guy in Office Space who was complaining about his red stapler.
You will burn down the building.
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
13141
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Posted - 2016.08.19 07:25:00 -
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Any combination of weapons on a sentinel:
You are a donut-chasing, cholesterol-munching fatty who should be ashamed of himself. Your ponderous bulk prevents rapid movement and slows your ability to support your allies. Your lazy insistence upon the biggest guns denotes your lack of desire to play fair, or even play with the other children at all. Your rolls of fat absorb incoming attacks by the righteous allowing you to unfairly cheat death.
In short, you are disgusting, and a miserable person to hang around even if you are situationally, insanely useful.
You have no friends, merely people who tolerate you. You disgusting thing, wipe the goddamn cheeto dust off your clothing before reporting to the warbarge ready room, FFS!
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
13186
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Posted - 2016.08.30 18:06:00 -
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Binx Klepto wrote:Ok i picked 2 main 2 side and.
I currently in the lowest of the low yet one of the smarter tactical players on the field I will also work a nine-to-five job and like to live Dangerously
So you are Walter Mitty.
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
13303
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Posted - 2017.02.03 02:20:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:LOL KILLZ wrote:General Vahzz wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Bump pls don't ban me mods *dies laughing* Why must you always get the last word? You know how much I loved chill penguin. Now you break my heart too, WHY!!! Chill Penguin died for dust's sins
Repeatedly.
As God intended.
Yes, I am a Goon. No, I don't care about your spacepolitik.
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