The melee glitch that everyone hated Ariana for was really my fault. I used it consistently against AE and in front of EoN.. Dengru and red star figured out how to do it in part because of my actions and AE wanted it on their side because they saw how effective it was.

That problem was more my fault than Ari's... I didn't originate it, but I did it blatantly and effectively enough for people to take notice. Ari just weaponized it.

I was FCing a battle vs OH during my tenure leading NF. During the battle I assisted Arirana in a firefight against like 3 players... The ****** up part was taking the rep tool off of him right when his life was below 20% . Why I did it? I just had a brief flashback of how racist he was towards me in the past; and now not only was he working for me, (at the time being in NF) he was now going to die for me lol.

I sustaineth life and I also taketh away

We still won the battle in the end though

not only was he working for me, (at the time being in NF)

I've said this a few times but I'll say it again. I squaded with the twins (Annie and Calamity) and they taught me the glitch. I didn't have melee mods at the time but was still dropping 30 bombs in pubs with it. I taught dengru the glitch, though he managed to spec into melee damage mods before me.

A while later zBroadway saw me in an NPC corp and recruited me into AE (he knew me from Arrogance). They were pleasantly surprised that they accidentally recruited their greatest trump card vs EoN, ironically an ex-EoN merc that got rejected from TP. The rest is bacon.

As someone who fought both sides I can confirm the twins did it first they just weren't any good with it

Probably from another guy....congrats

tenure leading N-F? STFU nerd.

All over a 3 word mail lmao

This is what they call a tearvestment. Other people open their presents every christmas, but I open mine everytime silly writes a post.



An even smaller fry than me in NF claiming I was working for him LOL. Considering nearly all of the NF players left without notice to join me under the AE banner, and the only form of monetization of my skills that ended with you getting paid was the entirety of the NF wallet getting stolen by the one an only. Yeah, I was totally your bitch boy.

Btw I'm not actually racist, but I really like getting under your skin, and pretending to be is the best way.
#threefifths

All over losing to a Logi, with a BBC

This is what they call a money shot. Other people open their mouths occasionally, but I open mine everytime silly writes a post.



An even bigger e-peen than me in NF claiming I was working for him FML. Considering nearly all of the NF players left with a bit of confusion to join Anon, Demens, and Rampage under the AE banner, and the only form of monetization of my BJ skills that ended with you getting paid was selling the entirety of the videos you took of my snowball swaps with bigdaddt69 to NF and EB. Yeah, I was totally your bitch boy.

Btw I'm not actually racist, but I really liked getting under your black for+¿skin, and taking your rep tool up my +óss in battle was the best way.
#threefifths

I would be upset to if someone took my whole corp from me and turned them into a powerhouse in under a weeks time. But your tenure of leading NF in a epic campaign of friendly PC battles will go down in history and you should be proud of that.

It's not that we weren't any good with it, we were beastly using it, we just used it sparingly. Not a ton of reasons to use it unless we missed a round with the shotgun or got a dud round. Hell first day uprising dropped I stumbled on the glitch and by the second day when caldri logi *caldaribee* build was dominating my brother and I would pretend we were actual bees, find a random person on the out skirts of the map, and run at them with out shooting yelling "not our queen!" Into team chat as we beat the ever living **** out of the poor victim with the glitch.
We only told a select few people about it cause we didn't want to see it abused to high hell. **** I remember building a cal logi build with nothing but pure microfibril stims and the one time event reward items that gave melee damage % up along with sprint speed mixed in. The build hit for just shy of 800 hp a swing. I still have a letter in my inbox from a random person I hit so hard at the right angle as he was jumping that he got stuck in a wall from the hit. Apparently on his screen his character didn't stop on the wall and kept flying past the entire map boundary lol.

So yes, we found a glitch. Yes we used it well. Yes I feel no remorse. In the end it was funny to watch how Ari took it and rolled faces. To each their own.

As someone who fought both sides I can confirm the twins did it first they just weren't any good with it

I thought they were shotgun assaults not scouts. So that whole Min assault with a bons Skill of God Cheese can be traced back to them to lol

You have now taken the title of biggest idiot. Loud, and incorrect. It belonged to Cuse at first, but you Ari... You the MVP

but I really liked getting under your black for+¿skin, and taking your rep tool up my +óss in battle was the best way.

The self liking business is a lucrative one indeed

Of course I can't prove it, but I find it interesting two characters from NPC corps with barely a like to their name came out of the woodwork to comment on and praise your crazy ass post.


Yes because this is wit deserving a dozen likes between 7am and 8am

I got a blowjob in the warbage once.

I gave a blowjob in the warbarge once

Pics or it didn't happen

Of course when I click it my parents were standing right behind me.

I thought they were shotgun assaults not scouts. So that whole Min assault with a bons Skill of God Cheese can be traced back to them to lol

Yeah min assault with a bons can definitely be traced back to them. The min assault is just a product of the assault suit buff. But the playstyle is originally the twins.

I believe they started as scouts but then switched to logi/shotgun combo. Noone was using the shotgun like they were. Back then, with hit detection being fugged as it was, it wasn't the thing to do. The twins were the ones who showed it was deadly. Many of the beta's players played MAG. And in MAG, heavy suit/shotgun was the fit you would use if you were going to use a shotgun. Some guys thought they could do the same and used heavy or assault suits with shotguns.

But that fit wasn't viable back then. The twins were one of the very few that were deadly with the shotgun and they were using speed fit/shotgun combinations. And it just took off from there.

One have to remember that the twins were maintaining 8 & 9 K/D ratios with low hp/shotgun fits at the time where the game was the most competitive. Don't think anyone has matched that since. And I don't give a kitten what anyone say either :)...they were the beasts that the beasts were afraid of.

Many of the beta's players played MAG. And in MAG, heavy suit/shotgun was the fit you would use if you were going to use a shotgun. Some guys thought they could do the same and used heavy or assault suits with shotguns.