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shaman oga
Nexus Balusa Horizon
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Posted - 2016.02.05 12:53:00 -
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Regressed to blueberry level =ƒÿ»
#PortPatience514
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy RUST415
831
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Posted - 2016.02.05 12:58:00 -
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514.
We all went mad. We all died. We didn't have enough of our conciousness left for it to transfer.
The best part about it? Game's closing down in three months. 5-30. Honestly, I think it would have been amazingly clever to close the game down two weeks earlier. Have all the clones finally lose it on 5 14.
The thought that Dust 514 may one day be the game we dreamed it to be.
It fills you with Determination!
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Soto Gallente
843
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:02:00 -
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The old generation was prone to fits of insanity due to some problems in our respawning system. Due to several repercussions, the empires have agreed to stop manufacturing immortal clone soldiers until the technology is perfected.
Ex-news reporter for The Scope
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Bremen van Equis
Incorruptibles
879
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:08:00 -
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Affluenza.
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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The KTM Duke
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:09:00 -
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Ebola
I don't want to make you love me.
They are deployng, i feel the lag xx
Bring fights not QQ
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TIGER SHARK1501
Savage Bullet RUST415
782
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:13:00 -
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Incontinence? |

Doc Browner
Subsonic Synthesis
325
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:19:00 -
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The leaders of New Eden drunk with power sent naive citizens to the surface telling them the future was in their hand, but the battles turned expensive and the leaders didn't want to give up their vacations and expensive parties. they formed a council in the dark hallways called the CPM they told the fighters that the CPM was their to help them get the supplies and equipment they needed to end the war on the surface. the fighters continued their honorable mission only to be deceived by the CPM and the Leaders in New Eden. The promises kept coming but no progress from the Leadership. Instead, the leadership cut off all communications and broke all ties to the surface. Thinking that this was a sign that the leaders were all working too hard to discuss the next generation of weapons and equipment the fought on spending all their ISK for the good of their leaders. Finally when all supplies were used and morale was at its worst the fighters begged to be ported, but it was to late as the leadership had moved away from the surface fighting because they felt the future was in virtual fighting. Soon the hero's that fought courageously for the cause were forgotten and ignored like DUST in the wind.
I spill my Blood for Freedom and righteousness
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens Imperium Eden
461
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:23:00 -
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dust the game will be gone but not the mercs, who else will be feature in CCP's new FPS?
God damn it Jim I'm a doctor not a lag expert!
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:30:00 -
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Nobody brought uplinks.
Tyrant King, Opus Arcana
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Doc Browner
Subsonic Synthesis
327
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:31:00 -
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Scotty AI MatchMaker wrote:dust the game will be gone but not the mercs, who else will be feature in CCP's new FPS?
When.... i said When the new EVE FPS is released the story will start a new chapter Until then all merc are termed no beta no release means no game yet CCP has sometimes mislead us to believe things that are not true, so I'm not holding my breath on their promises anymore.
I spill my Blood for Freedom and righteousness
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Doc Browner
Subsonic Synthesis
327
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:33:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Nobody brought uplinks. or the only uplink was glitched in a wall and everyone is stuck
I spill my Blood for Freedom and righteousness
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Radiant Pancake3
Y.A.M.A.H
4
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:35:00 -
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Everyone killed themselves by shoving horse **** dildos down everyone's throat. The end.
I have a Fan!
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SHERIFF joe arapio
0ther.Haven
366
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:48:00 -
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Border patrol showed up and asked for identification. All you could hear was.....migra....migra....migra...and there goes 90% of ourplayer base bouncing away with their myofags suits.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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SHERIFF joe arapio
0ther.Haven
366
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:51:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Everyone killed themselves by shoving horse **** dildos down everyone's throat. The end.
You and lightening been experimenting ? That's awesome for your budding relationship. Keeps it fresh. It's so amazing you guys found each other through this game.
Marriage plans? Kids? I would ask who is the female....but I know it's lightening.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Killface Hunt
TO THE DEATH
81
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:57:00 -
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Space AIDS.
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Maxor haxor
Horizons' Edge
95
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Posted - 2016.02.05 13:58:00 -
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They got cloned.
It is I! Maybe deadcatz!
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Llamastar
Kylo's Fist
111
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Posted - 2016.02.05 15:09:00 -
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everyone got Zika, next batch of clones had tiny heads, Scotty shut the whole thing down to protest the WHO. Trump banned us all from reentering. The End. |

jordy mack
WarRavens Imperium Eden
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 15:46:00 -
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i have been wondering this.
what if the last few years has just been an accelerated traing program that happened in the blink of an eye, letting us train against eachother over and over while our physical bodies are in goo storage somewhere.
or we have just gone through all that virtually while they scanned our brains, and now they are about to terminate our originals in order to move our upgraded conciousness's to the clones and awaken us to reality.
Less QQ more PewPew
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Aikuchi Tomaru
Subdreddit
2
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Posted - 2016.02.05 15:50:00 -
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Clones had a problem and, obviously, were infected with a severe case of space autism, a result of the incomplete new memory transfer technology. As a result the mercs only shitposted. It was so bad they had to be shot down.
Sign up for Caldari FW and defeat the evil Gallente Overlords!
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KGB Sleep
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 15:59:00 -
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They don't have to write Mercs out they can use CGI filler as long as they want and write whatever they want.
Because beer, that's why.
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Monkey MAC
Rough Riders..
3
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Posted - 2016.02.05 16:47:00 -
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You realise mercy can only regenerate if they have a signal to retrieve the consciousness.
All it would take it a virus written by one of the factions to get into the network and bye bye clones.
They would all die and never no any different.
They call me the Monkey - I like to jump off sh** and piss RE's all over your tank!
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior Lvl 3
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byte modal
475
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Posted - 2016.02.05 16:51:00 -
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So freaky. I almost posted this exact Q the other day at lunch and got distracted. Awesome post~!

I'm curious if they are even entertaining RP/lore story lines to describe the sudden drop of merc clones across New Eden. Disease? Tech? I mean, in-game RP level stuff.
Could be exciting, in and of itself. Not that I ever read this stuff, but to be part of a potentially huge in-game cataclysm that wiped out a huge population? Neat!
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Heimdallr69
Negative-Feedback.
6
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:05:00 -
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They peed in the Joves cereal..which resulted in their extermination |

Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:15:00 -
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Turns out the clones were all a bunch of pansies that preferred the safety of the red zone over the battle field... No one wants wimpy soldiers, so obviously government funding was scrapped. |

Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:19:00 -
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You seen that movie with Jeff Goldblum and the alien invasion?
CCP logic GÇô We fix what doesn't need breaking.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:21:00 -
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byte modal wrote:So freaky. I almost posted this exact Q the other day at lunch and got distracted. Awesome post~!  I'm curious if they are even entertaining RP/lore story lines to describe the sudden drop of merc clones across New Eden. Disease? Tech? I mean, in-game RP level stuff. Could be exciting, in and of itself. Not that I ever read this stuff, but to be part of a potentially huge in-game cataclysm that wiped out a huge population? Neat! *EDIT* way silly idea, but damnit! Make a permanent memorial site in New Eden with the names of the many DUST merc consciousnesses lost. Three free-floating pillars near some specific waypoint. One for Closed-BETA mecs, the second for Open-Beta, and the third for everyone else. Each race could have their own version of it, or each government recognizing that something has affected them equally so they agreed to erect a single monument somewhere in 0.0. A brief moment of peace, even if it is really just for political grandstanding. Then after, back to killing each other  Something to at least give a nod to the players. In some way.
Only those that remained from 2013 until now without biomassing should be on that wall! No losers that ran away after Rouge Wedding.
CCP logic GÇô We fix what doesn't need breaking.
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Avallo Kantor
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:27:00 -
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Seeing as our names will more than likely be transferred, what might just end up happening is we all have to go into hiding, or go off the charts for a bit.
Perhaps the Concord Assembly, after the reintroduction of the Jovian member decides to terminate the use of cloned mercenaries on the ground. However despite their efforts we are a bit more clever, using our tools, skills, and wit to vanish from the scene.
Perhaps with the aid of a -certain- consortium that seems to have no issue using mercenaries like us, and would grab at a chance to gain the support of a legion of immortals.
Soon they will learn the mistake of trying to eliminate us. Soon they will all learn.
"Mind Blown" - CCP Rattati
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
14
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:34:00 -
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Avallo Kantor wrote:Seeing as our names will more than likely be transferred, what might just end up happening is we all have to go into hiding, or go off the charts for a bit.
Perhaps the Concord Assembly, after the reintroduction of the Jovian member decides to terminate the use of cloned mercenaries on the ground. However despite their efforts we are a bit more clever, using our tools, skills, and wit to vanish from the scene.
Perhaps with the aid of a -certain- consortium that seems to have no issue using mercenaries like us, and would grab at a chance to gain the support of a legion of immortals.
Soon they will learn the mistake of trying to eliminate us. Soon they will all learn. Maybe something happens to the clone bodies we currently have. A virus, malfunction, etc. and our consciousnesses are uploaded to the cloud, awaiting new clone models that can withstand the virus, or don't have the malfunction.
And then those consciousnesses rise like a Phoenix.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
1
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Posted - 2016.02.05 17:48:00 -
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Lore for DUST mercs moving forward will be easy to explain.
Having suffered a massive collective stroke from the lack of involvement by Amarr and Minmatar vehicle forces, tanks in particular, the P.I.E. Ground Forces clone army, led by one True Adamance lays waste to the Queens ramshackled pleasure cruiser. Among the items looted is the fabled "Disconnect All DUST Mercs" button that Jamyl Sarum had custom made just for her pleasure and often displayed right next to the royal golden d*ldo.
Intoxicated and feeling saucy, True Adamance presses the button. "That'll show'em, those tankless sons o' bGǪ"
The d*ldo was unharmed.
CCP logic GÇô We fix what doesn't need breaking.
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SILENTSAM 69
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
863
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Posted - 2016.02.05 18:24:00 -
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It isn't a problem. The mercs story are continuing in the next game. |
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