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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
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Posted - 2016.02.01 07:55:00 -
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allright i want you all to confess! yes, yes, me too im guilty of being a troll sometimes so i admit it, but i dont troll unless they send me hate mail or pulls officer gear like its candy in pubs and causes noobs not to progress their characters (we must be kind and gentle to them.) so heres one. i meleed baragamos`s sentinel one day and he told me i had no gun game, so i told him "well! who the hell would wanna waste a bullet on you!?" and number two is patt mcrotch. he pulled an agimus which i wrested from his grip (with standard gear, mind you) he mails me, saying he`s got a better kd and wp that battle and blah blah blah. i told him that neither his sp or wp or his (rooftop camping) tactics had nothing to do with skill and it had no place in a "skill-based-game," and that i had started and finished fights decisively. and the rest is my sig at the bottom. 
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:40:00 -
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jonny battles wrote:You call that trolling?
UR A BIG, FAT PHONY!
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:41:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Ive gotten at least 8 fresh blueberries to join duna corp
I would invite them to my squad.
Chat them up.
Show them proto.
Told them to check the leaderboards.
Them told them Duna would play with them.
He got alot of kills so he was good right?
Right?
*gasp* the ultimate sin...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:51:00 -
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Git Gud Bruh wrote:Plasma Cannon, Breach Shotgun, back when it had two shots in the clip.
Black Eagle Scout FW Qsyncs.
MinMando with a snowball launcher and an Agimus.....the ultimate fakeout.
My tank gunner headshot a redberry out of his LAV while it was spinning end over end through the air today, not really trolling but definitely worth the mention, funniest thing to happen in a while.
i hope you didnt camp with that agimus! *cocks shotgun* i dont like no campers `round here... skin ya alive in yer tent, boy! there ain't gonna be no "no-skillers" in these parts! *spits tobacco and sips quafe beer...* (0_0) got my eye on on you, son!
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:54:00 -
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr wrote:I thought CCP cared about fixing bugs.
if u said that to me, i would be going the burn unit right now...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:58:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:I shitpost way too much to remember my troll moments.
Does an on point 5 minute knock knock joke count?
only if u tell the joke...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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