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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
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Posted - 2016.02.01 07:55:00 -
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allright i want you all to confess! yes, yes, me too im guilty of being a troll sometimes so i admit it, but i dont troll unless they send me hate mail or pulls officer gear like its candy in pubs and causes noobs not to progress their characters (we must be kind and gentle to them.) so heres one. i meleed baragamos`s sentinel one day and he told me i had no gun game, so i told him "well! who the hell would wanna waste a bullet on you!?" and number two is patt mcrotch. he pulled an agimus which i wrested from his grip (with standard gear, mind you) he mails me, saying he`s got a better kd and wp that battle and blah blah blah. i told him that neither his sp or wp or his (rooftop camping) tactics had nothing to do with skill and it had no place in a "skill-based-game," and that i had started and finished fights decisively. and the rest is my sig at the bottom. 
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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General Vahzz
PIanet Express
351
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:17:00 -
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I shitpost way too much to remember my troll moments.
Does an on point 5 minute knock knock joke count?
You can bite my shiny metal ass.
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jonny battles
Random Gunz
The-Office
138
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:19:00 -
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You call that trolling?
It was just that easy
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:19:00 -
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I thought CCP cared about fixing bugs.
Use it ----> Abuse It ----> Nerf !!!
a¦á_a¦á
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Opus Arcana
1
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:32:00 -
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Ive gotten at least 8 fresh blueberries to join duna corp
Tyrant King, Opus Arcana
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Git Gud Bruh
0.P.
131
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:35:00 -
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Plasma Cannon, Breach Shotgun, back when it had two shots in the clip.
Black Eagle Scout FW Qsyncs.
MinMando with a snowball launcher and an Agimus.....the ultimate fakeout.
My tank gunner headshot a redberry out of his LAV while it was spinning end over end through the air today, not really trolling but definitely worth the mention, funniest thing to happen in a while.
"Zergshipping"
"What's that?"
"Dunno...sounds cool though...."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:40:00 -
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jonny battles wrote:You call that trolling?
UR A BIG, FAT PHONY!
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:41:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Ive gotten at least 8 fresh blueberries to join duna corp
I would invite them to my squad.
Chat them up.
Show them proto.
Told them to check the leaderboards.
Them told them Duna would play with them.
He got alot of kills so he was good right?
Right?
*gasp* the ultimate sin...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:51:00 -
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Git Gud Bruh wrote:Plasma Cannon, Breach Shotgun, back when it had two shots in the clip.
Black Eagle Scout FW Qsyncs.
MinMando with a snowball launcher and an Agimus.....the ultimate fakeout.
My tank gunner headshot a redberry out of his LAV while it was spinning end over end through the air today, not really trolling but definitely worth the mention, funniest thing to happen in a while.
i hope you didnt camp with that agimus! *cocks shotgun* i dont like no campers `round here... skin ya alive in yer tent, boy! there ain't gonna be no "no-skillers" in these parts! *spits tobacco and sips quafe beer...* (0_0) got my eye on on you, son!
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:54:00 -
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr wrote:I thought CCP cared about fixing bugs.
if u said that to me, i would be going the burn unit right now...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
125
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Posted - 2016.02.01 08:58:00 -
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General Vahzz wrote:I shitpost way too much to remember my troll moments.
Does an on point 5 minute knock knock joke count?
only if u tell the joke...
Like i told Patt Mcrotch, "If your gonna act like a D!CK, grow some balls so you can do it properly..."
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Russel Mendoza
Klandatu
429
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Posted - 2016.02.01 09:01:00 -
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I called ccp something something and got banned in the forums.
Not gonna do that again.
I'm the biggest Dustard in the universe!!!
Summoning technique "Gorgon no jutsu"
Vehicle request accepted.
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
1
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Posted - 2016.02.01 09:51:00 -
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I made an alt and went into a roadkilling rampage on the newbies.
17 newbs roadkilled.
PORTDUST514TOPC
May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't. - George S. Patton Jr.
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killazpl
Th3.Immortals
Shadow of Dust
9
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Posted - 2016.02.01 09:51:00 -
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After one game against militia, I got a hate mail from one of the guys that were on the opposite side.. This guy told me that i use cheats and he's going to report me to CCP, i wished him good luck and left it at that.. after a month i mail him again asking if they are going to ban me or not, he replied saying that he's still waiting for a reply, so after 2 weeks i mail him again and i got no reply this time :( Well that was few months ago and i'm still here.. i wish i still had the mails so i could mail him again 
I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
12
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:40:00 -
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"I'm running for CPM 2..."
Imagine a gigantic, shiny bug zapper.
Embrace your destiny.
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Eternal Beings
4
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:42:00 -
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I REd ex corpmates, well then they were corpmates, six times in a Dom when we were qued up against each other. We were on corp chat so the comms became hilarious very quickly. He was running classic sent + logi & I was running min scout. Shenanigans of a minja.
Also made a not really thought out bad troll thread that worked and got banned for a couple months.
Sil4ntChaozz on PS4, PS3, PS Vita
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
19
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:43:00 -
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https://i.imgur.com/nsEjedV.jpg
Ripley Riley:
> Post Hotfix Foxour Gallente Assault:
> DakkadakkadakkadakkaFREEDOMdakkadakka
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Lex DOCIEL
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
116
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:47:00 -
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Nova knife gameplay, with no other weapon, back where only two scouts were available, and when no cloak was. Pure hide and seek game; mostly playing on the radar. Good fun! :)
Once, I was playing bomber man in FW. I warned my teammates to stand back during an assault. I think they must not have listened, I kill three of them, pressing one button. I think we failed the assault because of that! haha
I still like jumping on top of enemy tanks to draw attention. I does magic. :)
Proud player of the most strategic and addictive massively-multiplayer FPS in the world.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
19
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:50:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:"I'm running for CPM 2..."
I have a feeling like you never inteded to be elected, but you took the joke too far and suddenly there's an NDA contract sitting in front of your face and autistic forumites started screaming at you.
Ripley Riley:
> Post Hotfix Foxour Gallente Assault:
> DakkadakkadakkadakkaFREEDOMdakkadakka
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
12
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:52:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:"I'm running for CPM 2..." I have a feeling like you never inteded to be elected, but you took the joke too far and suddenly there's an NDA contract sitting in front of your face and autistic forumites suddenly start screaming at you.
In many ways closer than you could possibly imagine.
Imagine a gigantic, shiny bug zapper.
Embrace your destiny.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
19
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Posted - 2016.02.01 10:53:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:"I'm running for CPM 2..." I have a feeling like you never inteded to be elected, but you took the joke too far and suddenly there's an NDA contract sitting in front of your face and autistic forumites suddenly start screaming at you. In many ways closer than you could possibly imagine.
Speaking of...
P0RT WEN
Ripley Riley:
> Post Hotfix Foxour Gallente Assault:
> DakkadakkadakkadakkaFREEDOMdakkadakka
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Dust User
Opus Arcana
3
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Posted - 2016.02.01 12:36:00 -
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You kids call this trolling?
Weak.
Dust User for CPM 3.
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god clone
FACK YOU .i..
158
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Posted - 2016.02.01 13:10:00 -
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Dust User wrote:You kids call this trolling?
Weak.
Sorry we can all have a dust career that was just one big troll
Something about something
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Stormblade Green
KnightKiller's inc.
171
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Posted - 2016.02.01 13:12:00 -
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Charging at 3 proto tanks as a scout with basic nova knives and uplinks making it look like i had re's....they panicked so hard. Done plenty of other thins most of which can not be said on the forums... ban would inevitable.
"For the record i'm not afraid.. I'm just going to take this Quafe Hmg and wreck some proto stompers."- k/a/d 31/3/12
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xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
3
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Posted - 2016.02.01 19:06:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:"I'm running for CPM 2..." I have a feeling like you never inteded to be elected, but you took the joke too far and suddenly there's an NDA contract sitting in front of your face and autistic forumites suddenly start screaming at you. In many ways closer than you could possibly imagine.
Guess the last part is the closest 
take time or take aurums (Gò»#-_-)Gò»~~~GòºGòÉGòº [FSTNM SCDNM]
#PortDust514
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xxwhitedevilxx M
Maphia Clan Corporation
3
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Posted - 2016.02.01 19:07:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:"I'm running for CPM 2..." I have a feeling like you never inteded to be elected, but you took the joke too far and suddenly there's an NDA contract sitting in front of your face and autistic forumites suddenly start screaming at you. In many ways closer than you could possibly imagine. Speaking of... P0RT WEN
take time or take aurums (Gò»#-_-)Gò»~~~GòºGòÉGòº [FSTNM SCDNM]
#PortDust514
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jonny battles
Random Gunz
The-Office
142
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Posted - 2016.02.01 22:52:00 -
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Karam Arami wrote:jonny battles wrote:You call that trolling? UR A BIG, FAT PHONY!
I'm just saying i be been playing with mclovin for a long time an ur be shocked at the sh*t he's done to people
It was just that easy
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saxonmish
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
1
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Posted - 2016.02.02 02:08:00 -
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Mobile CRU on a DS, filled it with blueberries, crashed it in a redline, all game. just cos thats how they make me feel :D
SAXON ON A MISH - My Youtube Channel :)
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Maxor haxor
Horizons' Edge
16
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Posted - 2016.02.02 02:13:00 -
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I may or may not have implied multiple times that rattati is a fairy princess/girl scout.
That and being the ultimate tease on a certain tanker who got a facefull of plasma for leaving his tank.
"The cat rests in his box,forever dead yet not,doomed to sleep,yet pleasantly it shall dream,of a world outside the box"
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Living Rock 523
Intara Direct Action
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2016.02.02 02:19:00 -
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It's been a loooooong time but-
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136361
It's more aggressive butthurt induced trolling as opposed to straight trolling, but it felt really good. And to think FF14 was only around 4 months away at that point. Insanity.
The thread was removed pretty quick (I just found it looking for another trollie thread of mine), and I'm happy it's again available to provide entertainment for the deranged masses who may happen upon it.
Surprisingly I was not banned, which at the time was a bit disappointing because I was seeking a rise from CCP. Looking back though, good times. Many good times. In the months after this post everything went screaming downhill.
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