BattleCry1791
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Posted - 2012.07.03 07:18:00 -
[1] - Quote
I'd like to explain my thoughts on Established EvE clans vs FPS clans/Coalitions. In an Youtube short film format.
(Scene opens on a secure chat channel between the officers and leader of DUST FPS only Corp, Rage Against eh Vending Machine [RATVM])
[RATVM] Clan leader:...ok, so we're in place to hit the jungle planet and put a hurt that Large EvE corp MegaSuck [MSUCK]
How many guys do we have online in the Ambush/Casuals corp in our coalition?
[RATVM] Officer: Five Hundred Twenty Seven.
[RATVM] Clan leader: Ok, put out a CTA and wormhole em through, we got eyes topside?
(Scene switches to a small fast flying ship with minimal targeting signature flying around in space)
A second [RATVM] Officer: Yeah I'm in system, no activity up here, there's like 15 of em up here AFK Mining with (Large ship) flying cap, might just be a couple of guys multi-ing.
(Scene switches back to the chat room on a secure chat channel between the officers and leader of DUST FPS only Corp, Rage Against eh Vending Machine [RATVM])
First [RATVM] Officer: Ok, the scrubs are inbound planet side, got most of that world covered right now.
[RATVM] Clan leader: Alright, let's send our guys in to clean up where ever we need to plug a hole.
(Scene switches to a secure chat channel between three members of [MSUCK])
[MSUCK] Mining Foreman:...so then he redoes his spec, comes back, and I STILL one shot him...
All three [MSUCK]:(Laughter and guffaws)
First [MSUCK] Hulk Pilot: What's this message I'm getting...."Alert...local...planet..."
Second [MSUCK] Hulk Pilot: I'm getting it too....
[MSUCK] Mining Foreman: Oh SNAP!!! CTA!!! CTA!!!! we need every swinging **** we can find!!
(Scene cuts to Holographic Sir Alec Guinness)
Guinness (breaking the fourth wall and narrating as battle scenes from the DUST ground action slowly fade on and off the screen from left to right): The mighty forces of [MSUCK] indeed put forth a call to arms to all of their online brothers in arms. But many ignored it. Some ignored it because they simply could not be bothered, many could do nothing because they had no PS3's. And many were far too busy in EvE...gate camping haulers in Low Sec with T2 guns support ships. Those that did respond showed up far too late and in too few a number,
They tried to delay wave after wave of attackers, trying to buy time for their capital ships to get into orbit over the planet to unleash an orbital strike, which was [MSUCK}s prefered defense against planetside attacks Only to discover that in the time it took the Titans to get there, the DUST mercenaries had installed Titan Killers, and the ships above, not able to determine where the Ttian Kilers were, fell to ground forces as well.
The Stalwart FPS corp held the planet for three days, despite heavy resistance from [MSUCK]. The EvE capsuleers simply could not match the pure FPS numbers and tenacity. It became obvious that they would have to employee a mercenary force of their own.
But before this could happen, a rival EvE corp, The Living Ganked [THELG] made a move towards [MSUCK]'s territory on another front. [MSUCK] desperately in need of the resources provided by the planet they had so inadequately defended, tried to make a deal with the DUST mercs in [RATVM].
(Scene switches to a mutually unsecure chat with [RATVM] Clan leader and [MSUCK] Clan leader)
[MSUCK] Clan leader: Ok, how much is it going to take to make you go away?
[RATVM] Clan leader: 10 Trillion
[MSUCK] Clan leader: WHAT?
[RATVM] Clan leader: Welcome to the NEW New Eden.
-fin-
it could happen. Not that I've thought about it
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