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Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 729	Posted - 2015.08.12 04:03:00 - [1] - Quote Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD. Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness. he has very soft hands.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 730	Posted - 2015.08.12 04:15:00 - [2] - Quote Badgerr Rager wrote: May the lag be with you all. The lag has already taken these poor souls! They will remain lost, frameless, hoping, believing in a port that will never be announced, might be being worked on, still probably won't be released. But David Collins shall set you free.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 732	Posted - 2015.08.12 04:56:00 - [3] - Quote Operative 1174 Uuali wrote: I google David Collins and get the architect. What am I missing? You are missing David Collins in your life.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 732	Posted - 2015.08.12 04:59:00 - [4] - Quote Operative 1174 Uuali wrote: I google David Collins and get the architect. What am I missing? David Collins isn't just a man - he's a Duster, a once man turned gamer turned Duster turned bitter vet, turned god. He knows your ills - he understands your pain. He has seen the worst 56k modem lags, he's been through CCP's early Eve scripting. He's a man like none other because he was barely one to begin with. He is the David Collins.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 734	Posted - 2015.08.12 06:34:00 - [5] - Quote Let the wills of David Collin be known to all: Thou shall not lag thy neighbor. Thou shall not FOTM then defend it's use. Thou shall not allow a PC port before PS4
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 736	Posted - 2015.08.12 14:34:00 - [6] - Quote Dragonmeballs wrote: Shadowed Cola wrote: Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD. Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness. he has very soft hands. Show us on the doll where he intends to put those hands Cola.....Chris Hanson wants to know! He starts with the face and slowly moves down.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 737	Posted - 2015.08.12 15:08:00 - [7] - Quote Michael-J-Fox Richards wrote: isnt david collins the guy behind quantic dream, he makes those lame non games like heavy rain. i heard he was gay with andy richter in the 90's David Collins was once an STB who transcended Dust. aka, he's a real player, lol.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 737	Posted - 2015.08.12 15:10:00 - [8] - Quote Danja Dom wrote: I never post on the forums but w....t......f Do not let the lag take over, pray to David Collins and he shall set you free.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 739	Posted - 2015.08.12 15:31:00 - [9] - Quote deo volente2 wrote: WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME You need David Collins but he doesn't need you.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 740	Posted - 2015.08.12 15:41:00 - [10] - Quote deo volente2 wrote: Shadowed Cola wrote: deo volente2 wrote: WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME You need David Collins but he doesn't need you. actually neither of us needs to play together at all, but we sometimes do why?, well he is one of the best shooters in the game, i'm one of the best logi's in the game, do you get it?, or do you need more?, also i can do any other role better than most, so i tend to be a rather handy player to be squaddes with, oh yeay, here is the other thing david and myself do which a lot of you all lack, TEAMWORK,, y'all are too busy trying to one up each other that you lose sight of that aspect. Be at peace, David Collins hates you all equally.

Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 740	Posted - 2015.08.12 15:46:00 - [11] - Quote Koch Rosenzweig wrote: So... David is Kratos and CCP the olympus? And Shadowed is the muse that always got fkd and raped by David (kratos)? i am but a preacher, guiding unwilling peasants to legless games in His name. And David Collins doesn't associate with lesser gods. One planet alone is not worthy of him - for he is the basic principle of HD.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 741	Posted - 2015.08.12 17:18:00 - [12] - Quote deo volente2 wrote: also hear is another thing regarding lag, which has been constant since day 1 off this game,,,,, the MORE your team is dying and under constant fire from multiple angles (and dying lots) the lag does not affect the team doing the shooting, just the ones dying, and then y'all keep smart deploying, then dying quickly makes YOU LAG not the other way round, best way to deal with lag is not to die and play on your own server, there are maps which are always laggy for both sides, and there are CORPS out there who make me lag by having 3 dropships and 3 tanks, plus 10 players all coming for me, do i single out one person to blame, no i do moan about certain corps enacting this tactic, yes, but not one person, keep on moaning as you'll never get better that way no matter how much sp you have and the more people whine about you YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT, i've got soo much hate mail from VETS calling me a perma scanning logi repping no gun game ****, people who win don't say that, and that simply means as a logi i'm doing my part for the squad and team, yes i usually logi, but i can also drop 40+ in a 80 clone ambush in a BASIC HEAVY, so simply BRING IT ON 3 things; 1) Do you really want people to read what you write? Then stop posting walls of text, it makes my eyes bleed when they should be looking up at David Collins. 2) You're probably lying about everything 3) David Collins.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 744	Posted - 2015.08.12 19:49:00 - [13] - Quote Squagga wrote: Drugs are bad m'kay David Collins accepts that your bad.
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 749	Posted - 2015.08.12 23:22:00 - [14] - Quote Dingleburt Bangledack wrote: Bradric Banewolf wrote: This..... got wierd.... fast David Collins can make it weirder, if you're into that kind of thing... Just sayin'. PRAISE DAVID COLLINS! Praise Him! Hallelujah! David Collins will save us from the lag and bring us to a new plane of HD!
Shadowed Cola Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire 863	Posted - 2015.08.20 21:22:00 - [15] - Quote Many blue berries were sent to David Collins this day. For every sacrifice frames increased by one point - but CCP battles his greatness by removing you for sending too many blue berries to meet our savior. But we will never give up - Praise David Collins!