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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
729
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:03:00 -
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Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD.
Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness.
he has very soft hands. |
Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
7
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:11:00 -
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Praise the Lag!!!!
\(GÇóoGÇó)/
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Badgerr Rager
Fatal Absolution
1
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:12:00 -
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May the lag be with you all.
One day, I would like to be good at this game
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
730
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:15:00 -
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Badgerr Rager wrote:May the lag be with you all.
The lag has already taken these poor souls! They will remain lost, frameless, hoping, believing in a port that will never be announced, might be being worked on, still probably won't be released.
But David Collins shall set you free. |
Dingleburt Bangledack
412
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:20:00 -
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I have been touched by the glory of David Collins! \o/
... touched all over. |
KGB Sleep
Kinsho Swords
1
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:21:00 -
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Give me a dropship and a redline and thy will be done.
Those better be the softest hands EVER
Because beer, that's why.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:48:00 -
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Praise the David Collins!
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
1
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:55:00 -
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I google David Collins and get the architect. What am I missing?
MY CPM2 PLATFORM
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
732
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:56:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:I google David Collins and get the architect. What am I missing?
You are missing David Collins in your life. |
Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
732
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Posted - 2015.08.12 04:59:00 -
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Operative 1174 Uuali wrote:I google David Collins and get the architect. What am I missing?
David Collins isn't just a man - he's a Duster, a once man turned gamer turned Duster turned bitter vet, turned god.
He knows your ills - he understands your pain. He has seen the worst 56k modem lags, he's been through CCP's early Eve scripting. He's a man like none other because he was barely one to begin with.
He is the David Collins. |
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Union118
NON-Fatal Condemnation
641
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Posted - 2015.08.12 05:10:00 -
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All who oppose David shall feel his wrath. 1 frame at a time. Every frame is like a firey purple passion on 1million nova suns.
Yee be warned.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
734
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Posted - 2015.08.12 06:34:00 -
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Let the wills of David Collin be known to all:
Thou shall not lag thy neighbor.
Thou shall not FOTM then defend it's use.
Thou shall not allow a PC port before PS4 |
Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.08.12 07:22:00 -
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You disappoint me Sota. :(
Achura Bloodline
State Loyalist
Fight the Gallente! Join Caldari FW!
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Genral69 death
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
633
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Posted - 2015.08.12 08:35:00 -
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Union118 wrote:All who oppose David shall feel his wrath. 1 frame at a time. Every frame is like a firey purple passion on 1million nova suns.
Yee be warned.
Like many merc's, I have fought the might David colllins and come out unsuccessful. But his assault rail rifle is no match for my core breach massdriver
https://dust514.com/recruit/R6VwQe/
Sign up today to Help get you and me get free stuff
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.08.12 08:42:00 -
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https://i.imgur.com/6FfuCrk.jpg
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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CommanderBolt
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
3
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Posted - 2015.08.12 12:31:00 -
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You talking about the guy who is always online?
You know there are a handful of you guys that I seriously worry about. Everyone loves to play dust here but damn guys, you need to go outside every once in a while! It's summer!
"Madness how we turned our common-ground into a battle-ground.." - Essa
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
157
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Posted - 2015.08.12 14:28:00 -
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Shadowed Cola wrote:Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD.
Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness.
he has very soft hands.
Show us on the doll where he intends to put those hands Cola.....Chris Hanson wants to know!
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way!
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
736
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Posted - 2015.08.12 14:34:00 -
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Dragonmeballs wrote:Shadowed Cola wrote:Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD.
Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness.
he has very soft hands. Show us on the doll where he intends to put those hands Cola.....Chris Hanson wants to know!
He starts with the face and slowly moves down.
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
157
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Posted - 2015.08.12 14:39:00 -
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Shadowed Cola wrote:Dragonmeballs wrote:Shadowed Cola wrote:Our space gods - CCP - have abandoned us to the lag. Only through the light of David Collins will we find the path through the frames and into the HD.
Kill 5 blue berries when your match begins and you too shall experience his love, power, and gentleness.
he has very soft hands. Show us on the doll where he intends to put those hands Cola.....Chris Hanson wants to know! He starts with the face and slowly moves down.
As I feared....
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way!
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Michael-J-Fox Richards
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
416
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Posted - 2015.08.12 14:39:00 -
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isnt david collins the guy behind quantic dream, he makes those lame non games like heavy rain. i heard he was gay with andy richter in the 90's
alts are for sissies. too legit, too legit to quit.
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Danja Dom
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
10
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Posted - 2015.08.12 14:48:00 -
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I never post on the forums but w....t......f
"Rules were made to be broken"
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
737
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:08:00 -
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Michael-J-Fox Richards wrote:isnt david collins the guy behind quantic dream, he makes those lame non games like heavy rain. i heard he was gay with andy richter in the 90's
David Collins was once an STB who transcended Dust.
aka, he's a real player, lol. |
Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
737
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:10:00 -
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Danja Dom wrote:I never post on the forums but w....t......f
Do not let the lag take over, pray to David Collins and he shall set you free. |
deo volente2
SVER True Blood
RUST415
15
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:25:00 -
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WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME
too busy playing
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Dust User
Horizons' Edge
No Context
3
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:29:00 -
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deo volente2 wrote:WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME
Calls people pathetic....
Wears STB tags. |
Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
739
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:31:00 -
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deo volente2 wrote:WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME
You need David Collins but he doesn't need you. |
Koch Rosenzweig
S.K.I.L.L OF G.O.D
520
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:34:00 -
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Almighty Collins, we trust on you
D4GG3R's FAN - - - SOG's Director & FC
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Dragonmeballs
Better Hide R Die
160
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:37:00 -
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deo volente2 wrote:WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME
Less coffee and more fiber for you
and please for the love of all that is holy
use your inside voice when attempting to contribute to the freak show that is the forums!
Blueberry!....Make yourself useful and shoot the blurry thing running this way!
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Koch Rosenzweig
S.K.I.L.L OF G.O.D
523
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:39:00 -
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So... David is Kratos and CCP the olympus?
And Shadowed is the muse that always got fkd and raped by David (kratos)?
D4GG3R's FAN - - - SOG's Director & FC
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deo volente2
SVER True Blood
RUST415
15
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Posted - 2015.08.12 15:40:00 -
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Shadowed Cola wrote:deo volente2 wrote:WOW ARE YOU GIRLS REALLY BITTER ABOUT DYING, GROW UP ACCEPT THAT (THIS MAY BE A LARGE ASK FOR YOUR LITTLE BRAINS) THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THE LIMITATIONS OF WHAT THEIR FITTING CAN DO, HE IS NOT A LAGGER, CHEATER OR HACKER, HE IS JUST BETTER THAN YOU, AND INCIDENTLY ANY OF YOU OUT THERE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT WELL YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME TOO, SO SHUT UP AND GET BETTER, NOT BITTER, IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE HE RUNS A MIN ASSAULT WITH SPEED MODS AND RUNS AWAY, HE'LL JUST KILL YOU, HIS ATTITUDE IS DO OR DIE, AND CAUSE HE "DOES" RATHER THAN "DIES", YOU ALL CRY ABOUT IT, LOL, IF ALL OF YOU WERE'NT SO PATHETIC IT'D BE FUNNY, BRING IT ON LADIES MAKE ME BREAK OUT MY PROTO SUITS INSTEAD OF GIVING YOU ALL A CHANCE IN APEX FIT'S, ROFLMAO RUBBING YOUR BITTER SWEET TEARS ALL OVER ME, SEE YOU ON THE FIELD LADIES (OODLY ENOUGH ALL THE LADIES WHO PLAY DUST HAVE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU WHO HAVE COMPLAINED) COME AND TRY TO BITE ME You need David Collins but he doesn't need you.
actually neither of us needs to play together at all, but we sometimes do why?, well he is one of the best shooters in the game, i'm one of the best logi's in the game, do you get it?, or do you need more?, also i can do any other role better than most, so i tend to be a rather handy player to be squaddes with, oh yeay, here is the other thing david and myself do which a lot of you all lack, TEAMWORK,, y'all are too busy trying to one up each other that you lose sight of that aspect.
too busy playing
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