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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:30:00 -
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Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!!
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:59:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Do I get a refund if you fail to steal my kills?
Absolutely. Though the chances of me failing to steal your kill are extremely low. 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.01 23:43:00 -
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SLENDER M4N wrote:Do I get a discount for being your friend???
Friends do get discounts, yes, but you can't have a discount because you're not my friend.
JK I love you <3
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.02 01:39:00 -
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Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya.
So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for?
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.02 02:56:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!! How about I just pay you so I can stare at a cute little min scout munchkin?
That'll work too 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.02 03:22:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya. So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for? None ty I have all my missions done already it was as easy as pie honestly. Be careful with that epeen, you are going to chafe with how rough you're strokin.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.02 05:27:00 -
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postapo wastelander wrote:Im interested if scanners count too?!
I don't think they do.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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