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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:30:00 -
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Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!!
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
6
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:32:00 -
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Or just torso shoot with a sniper riffle. Pretty easy to get assists when you've tagged all of them once.
Dust 514 Market Trello. The essential resource for trading in Dust.
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:33:00 -
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Haters will say that it's a scam.
CEO of Corrosive Synergy
Preacher of FUN ,Teacher of LOLs
Min Loyalist
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
3
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:36:00 -
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You pay me to endorse my proto suit. |
Immortal John Ripper
27
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:43:00 -
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Do I get a refund if you fail to steal my kills?
Officially Quit dust.
Now the property of Not Jadek Menaheim.
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General John Ripper
27
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:43:00 -
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Do I get a refund if you fail to steal my kills?
Officially Quit dust.
Now the property of Not Jadek Menaheim.
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postapo wastelander
Corrosive Synergy No Context
1
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:57:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!!
If youmeone have issues, try spray/pray CR on group of enemies od start them with LR both just militia style.
"Caller of the Monolith"
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.01 22:59:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Do I get a refund if you fail to steal my kills? Absolutely. Though the chances of me failing to steal your kill are extremely low.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
759
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Posted - 2015.07.01 23:08:00 -
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OR USE COMMANDO WITH BREACH MASS DRIVERS. I don't see why anyone would need more time to do 125 kill assists.
You hot a full week. 125/7=17.stuff round that to 18.
18 assisted per day.
18/3= 6. That's 6 assists per match. Do 3 matches in one day, for 7 days that you get. Voila you have finished. Heck I'm already at like 80somthing and I just began today.
CEO of 48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
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SLENDER M4N
Xer Cloud Consortium
646
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Posted - 2015.07.01 23:12:00 -
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Do I get a discount for being your friend???
Our Lord and savior, Munson punched me and RE'd me! I feel loved <3
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.01 23:43:00 -
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SLENDER M4N wrote:Do I get a discount for being your friend??? Friends do get discounts, yes, but you can't have a discount because you're not my friend.
JK I love you <3
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Jack the Rlpper
TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS No Context
206
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Posted - 2015.07.02 01:35:00 -
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Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya.
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.02 01:39:00 -
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Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya. So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for?
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Jack the Rlpper
TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS No Context
206
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Posted - 2015.07.02 01:45:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya. So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for?
None ty I have all my missions done already it was as easy as pie honestly.
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Georgia Xavier
Y.A.M.A.H No Context
770
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Posted - 2015.07.02 02:36:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!! How about I just pay you so I can stare at a cute little min scout munchkin?
Click me
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.02 02:56:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!! How about I just pay you so I can stare at a cute little min scout munchkin? That'll work too
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
3
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Posted - 2015.07.02 03:03:00 -
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Jack the Rlpper wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya. So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for? None ty I have all my missions done already it was as easy as pie honestly.
Be careful with that epeen, you are going to chafe with how rough you're strokin. |
Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.02 03:22:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Jack the Rlpper wrote:Bruh your such a ******* troll grow a pair and stop scrubbing about would ya. So how many matches would you like to me to steal your kills for? None ty I have all my missions done already it was as easy as pie honestly. Be careful with that epeen, you are going to chafe with how rough you're strokin.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
382
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Posted - 2015.07.02 04:18:00 -
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DAAAA BEAST wrote:Haters will say that it's a scam. H8ers gonna h8
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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postapo wastelander
Corrosive Synergy No Context
1
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Posted - 2015.07.02 04:21:00 -
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Im interested if scanners count too?!
"Caller of the Monolith"
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
0uter.Heaven
5
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Posted - 2015.07.02 05:27:00 -
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postapo wastelander wrote:Im interested if scanners count too?! I don't think they do.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.07.02 05:30:00 -
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TL;DR to the comments.
Y'all can just dual wield SMGs for days. Or squad up with NF's slayers: Akrem Troakat and Arirana.
Achura Bloodline
Loyalist of the State
Reclaim Caldari Prime!
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy No Context
4
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Posted - 2015.07.02 06:18:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:OR USE COMMANDO WITH BREACH MASS DRIVERS. I don't see why anyone would need more time to do 125 kill assists.
You hot a full week. 125/7=17.stuff round that to 18.
18 assisted per day.
18/3= 6. That's 6 assists per match. Do 3 matches in one day, for 7 days that you get. Voila you have finished. Heck I'm already at like 80somthing and I just began today.
Assault mass drivers would work much, much better. More splash radius and less damage.
Sniper Rifles are for Nitrogenous Dioxide Borons
I am the Anti-FoTM
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Larkson Crazy Eye
WarRavens D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
8
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Posted - 2015.07.02 06:31:00 -
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I will admit Kill assist was the last of the missions I got done today, in more or less one day since I couldn't log in much yesterday. It took about 10 hours to get this event done. Though I do have enough SP to go into AV, hacking etc to make some of them easier. That said Kill assist was the hardest just because tons of people logged on alt accounts to get the event done and we had a lot of milita fits running around. Add that to a lot of empty matches, 9 on 8 and such. Meant there was rarely any one else around to finish people off.
Still militia weapons help a lot, take off those dmg mods too! Militia laser riffle does wonders for spamming a screen of enemies to get assist. In a good meat grinder map you can also just toss a flux grenade to 'dmg' a ton of enemies with no chance of actually killing them. |
Fristname Family name
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
283
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Posted - 2015.07.02 06:49:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Well, QQ no longer!
I, Dreis ShadowWeaver - the Numba Juan kill stealer in the game - am generously offering my services to help you wee nooblets out. Oh yes! For just 10 million ISK per match, I will squad with you and steal all your kills, granting you those precious assists you desire so.
Book appointments now, for places are limited and already running out!!! OMG I WANT TO BOOK YOU FOR 100GAMES!! I FINALLY GET TO SQUAD WITH SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 SOOO EXCITED!!!
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BUILD MORE FARMS!
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Bright Cloud
Namtar Elite Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.02 07:51:00 -
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Just get a assault massdriver, stand ontop of a roof and shot people underneath you. Idiot proof way to get assists.
Rudimentary Mercs of scrubs and incompetence. You touch my mind, fumbling in Ignorance, incapable of understanding.
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