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Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 320	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:00:00 - [1] - Quote I am reading some of your old forum post and you are such a like prostitute cause *** is censored. [LOG#13498: Cat Merc] [Location: Gallente research labs] Start playback** Who am I? According to you people, I am a soldier, the ultimate soldier... But I do not remember my past... All I remember is one day waking up in a cloning chamber, and scientists looking at my every move. Did I have a past? Memories... Disconnected... I can look at a weapon, and I know exactly how to operate it better than any trained soldier, and yet I never saw it before... I can look at a vehicle and know every weak point on it... And yet I cannot even remember the face of my mother? The first thing I remember someone calling me was "The ultimate soldier". I was told I was going to be the dawn of a new era for the Gallente. I was expected to defend the Federation and hold it dear to my heart, but I felt no connection. I was expected to respond to the name "Cat" in battle, and yet I felt no connection. I was expected to respond to the name "Brian" outside of battle, and yet I felt no connection. I was expected to protect human lives, and yet I felt no.... Subject stops talking, and fails to respond to anything we say. He just sits on the chair, with his head down Hours later - Subject says a word Meow? [End Log] [LOG#13498: Analysis] [Subject: Vat grown human infused with feline DNA and imprinted soldier memory and knowledge] The first day the subject came out of the vat, he seemed like a perfectly good human being. He asked "Who am I?" and was given the truth, he is a super soldier. He didn't say a word since. We put him to the testing range, and he broke every possible record except for the strength test. His reaction time was incredibly fast, he ran faster than most humans in dropsuits, he never ran out of stamina even in a full 2 hour run at 11m/s. When asked to go through a field undetected, even the scientists with cameras installed all around the place couldn't see him, the next time they saw him was at the end of the field. When given targets, he already had the gun pointed at them even before they could fully go up. Sometimes it even looked like he knew exactly where the targets will come up. The Admiral was pleased, and wanted to put him in a squad for a test mission in Caldari territory, to infiltrate and grab some data they needed. "Cat Merc", as his squad called him, performed incredibly well, moving like fluid from room to room, and clearing it out with perfect movements before the people inside even realized he was taking them down. However, there was one problem the squad reported. He ignored them. He did everything alone, ignoring the fact that he had a squad to work with. While he did show incredible skill by doing alone a mission for 10 people, it was a worrying sign. They took him back to the lab for testing. Over a few weeks his mental health slowly eroded, until he was finally questioned by a scientist, and after babbling a few sentences, just stopped talking. He then said "meow". We let him go to sleep, and the next morning, it was like he... wasn't him. He was functioning like a normal human being, with the exception of inhuman abilities of course. We do not know what happened, but this requires further study. For now, he seems to function very well in the military, and he is a valuable asset, and already raided hundreds of Caldari bases for intel, assassination, sabotage and more, with a perfect track record. The military asked us to create more of him, but we're afraid of what would happen. We still do not understand what happened that night that made him return to normal, and why his mental health eroded a few weeks after leaving the vat chamber. [End log] [Edit log #13498 - Cat Merc] We recently turned him into an immortal soldier with the new technology, becoming one of the first in the Federation. However, he showed the exact same signs as he did when he was first born from the vat chamber. Perfect performance, then becoming insane over a few weeks, and then returning to normal. We REALLY need to figure out why that happens. [End Log] I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 320	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:08:00 - [2] - Quote Now to wait for Cat Merc to show I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 320	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:17:00 - [3] - Quote Radiant Pancake3 wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Now to wait for Cat Merc to show I suggest you get Cap Nip. :3 lol i was just thinking about making a forum post about luring him in with cat nip. I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 320	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:21:00 - [4] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Now to wait for Cat Merc to show Lol. Good thing I made that post. Or else you wouldn't have found this gem of a post on the old forums. lol yeup, i wouldve totally have forgotten how to get to that forum lol I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 320	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:29:00 - [5] - Quote I am disappointed that the greatest forum warrior hasn't shown up yet. I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 326	Posted - 2015.06.01 01:53:00 - [6] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Green Living wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Green Living wrote: You know what I haven't had in a while? Golden Grahams. They make awesome smores. Dude! I'm doing this TONIGHT. What a coincidence! I'm having smores as well! High five! I want some smores..... I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 326	Posted - 2015.06.01 02:19:00 - [7] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Joel II X wrote: Green Living wrote: One Eyed King wrote: Green Living wrote: You know what I haven't had in a while? Golden Grahams. They make awesome smores. Dude! I'm doing this TONIGHT. What a coincidence! I'm having smores as well! High five! My idea of smores is me (a white guy aka marshmallow) with a black chick (aka chocolate) and hispanic chick (aka gram cracker). I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 327	Posted - 2015.06.01 02:31:00 - [8] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: What? Lol. you know what lol I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 327	Posted - 2015.06.01 02:39:00 - [9] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: What? Lol. you know what lol And I'd have a nice talk with them! Damn man, get your head out of the gutter. I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 328	Posted - 2015.06.01 02:57:00 - [10] - Quote Clone D wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Perfect performance, then becoming insane over a few weeks, and then returning to normal. We REALLY need to figure out why that happens. [End Log] Sounds like manic depression. Has lithium been tried? Ask the Cat if he shows I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati

Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 328	Posted - 2015.06.01 02:58:00 - [11] - Quote CoochMaster Flex wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: I am disappointed that the greatest forum warrior hasn't shown up yet. Some people have a life you know. Lol Yeah, Forum Warrior. Forum Warrior is life. I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 330	Posted - 2015.06.01 03:01:00 - [12] - Quote lol to above post I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 330	Posted - 2015.06.01 03:09:00 - [13] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: One Balled Kid wrote: I have never heard of a smore where the marshmallow manages to disappoint the chocolate and graham cracker before. Interesting. I'll give you 3/10. It was OK I suppose. Could've been a bit better. 4/10 for original idea I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 330	Posted - 2015.06.01 03:11:00 - [14] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Robert Conway wrote: One Balled Kid wrote: I have never heard of a smore where the marshmallow manages to disappoint the chocolate and graham cracker before. Interesting. I'll give you 3/10. It was OK I suppose. Could've been a bit better. 4/10 for original idea Which idea? the joke I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 331	Posted - 2015.06.01 03:22:00 - [15] - Quote like? I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 334	Posted - 2015.06.01 09:22:00 - [16] - Quote Robert Conway wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: like? I think the devs deleted it, so I can't quote it, but that guy who was saying how bad CCP was and that he hoped all their kids got S.I.D.S. If that was a troll or a joke, it was the worst, and most disturbing, I've ever heard.... ah it still there it just got locked. I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 335	Posted - 2015.06.01 10:08:00 - [17] - Quote 4lbert Wesker wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8 not really cause i copy and pasted it lol I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 343	Posted - 2015.06.01 10:49:00 - [18] - Quote Faquira Bleuetta wrote: Radiant Pancake3 wrote: Diablo Gamekeeper wrote: Now to wait for Cat Merc to show I suggest you get Cap Nip. :3 or Gefilte fish stuffed wit catnip this guy knows whats up I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati
Diablo Gamekeeper Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context 343	Posted - 2015.06.01 19:36:00 - [19] - Quote The cat never showed :( oh well, guess i didn't use the right brand catnip I have DESTROYED CCP Rattati

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