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Happy Violentime wrote:tal mrak-thanl wrote:Calm down buddy, have a quafe. I'd rather have cat aids
that's not funny. cat aids is a very serious disease. my coworker's wife's cat, that was a stray i think only has 3 legs and they recently found out that it has cat aids and cuz of that they can't have any other cats, stray or otherwise, cuz the infected cat might scratch or bite the new cat and make it have cat aids too. then they would have 2 cat aids cats. studies show that 1 out of every 100 cats has a form of cat aids. that's not for real, but it probably is, and 100 cats? that's a lot of cats. and really, 100 isn't that many but every time you see a cat with the cat aids virus (btw you can't SEE cat aids cuz it's an invisible disease genius, like frodo, but unlike frodo cat aids can't just take a ring off and be a better person. or a hobbit. cuz it's a disease. a cat disease name cat aids. but the point is, you can't just look at a cat and know if it has cat aids), yeah, so for every cat aids-infected cat there are 99 other cats that are probably going to get infected by the one. cuz cats don't believe in birth control. and i don't mean the pill or standing on your head you know. every day i come home from work and my neighbor 2 houses over has more cats. there have been so many cats coming and going over the years and i can't even imagine how many of them had cat aids. i don't see them anymore so it was either the cat aids that got them or a car. probably more likely a truck, cuz we're out here in the country. but people always think oh i live out here, i'm safe from cat aids. yeah. well. you'd be right, but guess what? you're not a cat. think of what the cats think. they don't think cuz they don't know any better. they just howl and moan and make more cat babies, spreading their cat aids-induced kittens. like wwII **** paratroopers or something. then there's the cat aids babies that didn't do nothing but get born---getting born with a horrible, horrible cat disease called cat aids. so you see.... i had a cat once that died. her name was george. actually, she died in my lap on the way to the vet. i played radiohead cuz she liked radiohead. i remember once, years ago, i had uh... i forgot what album, but it was playing on my old desktop through the speakers. the cheap portable kind that you plug into the wall socket. i think i had them from college back when i would head up to the art studio at night and listen to tricky while painting. maybe spacehog. anyway, so i was playing radiohead (forgot the album still) and george jumped up into my chair and sat there until the song stopped. it was the one where he keeps saying "once again... " on a piano, but it finished then she looked around, and left. so ya. driving to the vet, i played radiohead on my phone. i couldn't play her song though cuz spotifiy doesn't have that one album but i played what i could find and she seemed ok. but then again she was almost dead. it's not like she could really complain. but it was the thought that counts. so ya. she died =\ inside we both know what's been going on, we know the game and we're gonna play it. and if you ask me how I'm feeling don't tell me you're too blind to see, cuz she didn't have cat aids. she was probably one of the 99%. no. she WAS the 99%. "her name was george. in death, she has a name." so ya. she was one of the lucky ones. cuz that remaining 98 probably all contracted the cat aids at some point or another cuz no matter how nimble and stealthy a cat may be, they can't ever outrun cat aids. cat aids is like a ninja cat. with aids. almost like those guys from 28 days later. all hyped up on super cat aids---not the zombies. they weren't cats. and zombie aids is a topic for another thread. but ya, it's all invisible what with their shuriken of infectious autoimmune disease power slicing and hissing its way through the unsuspecting cat population. but my cat died from old age. she was 23. in cat years. that's like 482 in people years. not really, but it's up there. def more than 23. she had some stories to tell, but i didn't understand them. but i respected them, and she knew it. but those cats with cat aids don't GET to share their stories =\ but there's a cat aids quilt online that you can put their names on if you wish to donate. but yeah, it's sad. so i dont know. just don't make fun of cat aids. or the deaf. cuz they can still see you talking.
    
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still tho. pics. or it didn't happen.
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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