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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:53:00 -
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can't a man get a little love?
lets just say i'm around 5'4 or 5'6ish, maybe or if you meet me i like to bring out my
vantrilliquist doll when the conversation slows down.. so yes ladies, i always carry that wooden case but i keep a couple wine coolers or zimas or peach shnaps stashed in it becuase it's a fun act to watch when your totally wasted
most women i would imagine would just love to see a good ventriliquist act, some women we have flow in on
my private jet even said the act was superb and even tho they shook our hands and thanked us for the show i didnt even get to first base even tho she act genuinely impressed, even tho her friends had to leave early because they had some family emergency, which suspected might have been a fib.. but the chick who shaked my hand stand for the whole act so i feel a connection to her.
i believe she is just
too shy and starstruck to return my many calls,
it's the drawback to being a celebrity- the woman do not take my advances seriously they think i'm just a tease who know's the proper way to put on an old fashioned puppet show.
i left her messages a couple times an hour but the last time i tried to it said her inbox was full. i was trying to get confirmation of how she felt about the act she had to to think about it.. i then apologized and then called her back to ask her if she would like to see the acti revised.
it's like she's scared of my potential success, as if she is not worthy of someone with my potential to make it in the big time
she almost seems afraid that she might marry a guy who is in the media as much as i will soon be and will just be living in my shadow the whole time.
i even called her father and tried to do the ventrilloquist act to him over the phone, it was not receive as i expected it should
have been. if only he could have probably seen the act instead of just heard it but the old fart doesn't even, or at least so he says..
his chuckles but they seemd a litte awkawrd and off time.. i'm like sir, "that i said, sir that wasn;t even the punch line yet", please have your daughter call me right away there was a long
silence i had to repreat my demand 3 more time and he siad she wouldn't be home anytime soon. all of the sudden i understood this fool for a liar so i just hung up on him.
and then i threw my tools of trade... my tools of seduction... lay in a wooden heap.. so ladies when we men of ventrillo call your parents tell them what skype is and get them on it so we ca get to see the
ventril act, if i win the heart of the parents and show them my skills they will have no choice but to initiate a forced marriage which which with me would be a total dream come true to her.
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Kalante Schiffer
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:54:00 -
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AE. Ringing fee. 5m isk per battle.
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Atlas Donovan
The Immortal Order
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Posted - 2015.04.03 19:57:00 -
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Cool story bro. |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
877
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:01:00 -
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So... No punch line?
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:20:00 -
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I think your assumption that women like a good impromptu ventriloquist act, perhaps poorly timed, is where you are going wrong.
We often overly ascribe our interests to be interesting to others.
So keep your woody in your case until the girl likes you for you. If she doesn't pulling out a dummy that may or may not creep her out is not going to help you out any.
The same can be said for magicians, unless you are just THAT good (and perhaps even then).
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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CUSE TOWN333
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
2356
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Posted - 2015.04.03 20:29:00 -
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99% of your problem was the stalking and calling her phone to many times. if you are a good person and confident in yourself then women will approach you without you haveing to do magic tricks or play mind games to win then over. all so haveing ripped up abs like Rambo all ways helps.
CBM. KEQ diplomat. lolceasefire
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 03:10:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:I think your assumption that women like a good impromptu ventriloquist act, perhaps poorly timed, is where you are going wrong.
We often overly ascribe our interests to be interesting to others.
So keep your woody in your case until the girl likes you for you. If she doesn't pulling out a dummy that may or may not creep her out is not going to help you out any.
The same can be said for magicians, unless you are just THAT good (and perhaps even then).
i think it turned her off because i still move my lips when i working with my dummy.. everything i do is mediocre but i do a lot.. now when i call her number it says its been disconected.. sigh, women these days.. |
TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 03:31:00 -
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CUSE TOWN333 wrote:99% of your problem was the stalking and calling her phone to many times. if you are a good person and confident in yourself then women will approach you without you haveing to do magic tricks or play mind games to win then over. all so haveing ripped up abs like Rambo all ways helps.
my startegy is to win hearts by being the designated driver on her date with another guy and i buy their drinks for them. i figured the magic acts and ventrilloquism would give me an upper hand and make her see that i'm the more talented choice for her and also a generous one. the dude accused me of being a 3rd wheel i dont even know if that's good or bad but i took it as a compliment anyway. |
Darkstalker Astrea
Holdfast Syndicate
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.04.04 03:42:00 -
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YOU
Get an A
For effort
Do not worry
Soon you will have your prize
And then you will be able to play with their dismembered limbs however you like |
Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
223
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Posted - 2015.04.04 04:59:00 -
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What the kitten is this crap?? 
Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. |
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:23:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead.
i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. |
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:26:00 -
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This is.... incredibly creepy.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:26:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead.
GD would be an empty place... Its like telling people to keep their crap put of the toilet.
Plasma Cannon :3
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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Dreis Shadowweaver
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
2538
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:45:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort.
That's creepy...
People who are obsessed with having relationships irritate me. Often, it's this obsession that drives potential partners off... They'd have more success if they weren't so creepy and insistent about the damn thing.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
226
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:49:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort.
Seriously if she has said no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are being a "nice guy" |
Vicious Minotaur
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:51:00 -
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Normally when I step up, a staircase is involved...
I am a minotaur.
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:52:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy"
i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow |
Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
226
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:55:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow
I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape. |
Dreis ShadowWeaver
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.04.04 05:56:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow
If troll 8/10.
Tell me it's a troll...
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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Yackoff Smirnoff
GHETTOSTAR GALACTICA
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:00:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape.
i can see a naieve 13 year old little girl getting the sht trolled out of her thinking dust forums are worth AF.. maybe the internet is too advanced for an idiot such as yourself? |
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Sobriety Denied
GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:06:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape.
shut your mouth and let the men talk ok? |
Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles.
2777
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:08:00 -
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This was a cool story. Tell it again?
"The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire."
Book of Exiles 1:3
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:21:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:This was a cool story. Tell it again?
well.. if you insist..
you see i am a nice but lonely guy and i have a love for the puppet shows of old.
short nice guy, with a passion for puppet shows seeks love and companionship.
i was just wanted to check the dust forums for any women who might be interested in a short nice guy with a ponytail/mustache, but i still have enough heart to give to the people, one who is bringing back the magic of puppet shows.
the only problem is the puppet shows are making women nervous to approach me because i think that they're very intimidated by the potential of my success. they are simply not used to being in the presence of puppet master. |
Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
226
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:25:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Kira Lannister wrote:This was a cool story. Tell it again? well.. if you insist.. you see i am a nice but lonely guy and i have a love for the puppet shows of old. short nice guy, with a passion for puppet shows seeks love and companionship. i was just wanted to check the dust forums for any women who might be interested in a short nice guy with a ponytail/mustache, but i still have enough heart to give to the people, one who is bringing back the magic of puppet shows. the only problem is the puppet shows are making women nervous to approach me because i think that they're very intimidated by the potential of my success. they are simply not used to being in the presence of puppet master.
So in short, you resemble Ron Jeremy but with a puppet?
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zDemoncake
Horizons' Edge
447
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:34:00 -
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But who was phone?
CEO of Horizons' Edge's mercenary division
My soul, your beats!
Enemy to many; equal to none.
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TEBOW BAGGINS
1727
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:36:00 -
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i am blessed to have to support of the community because from what i heard there was a puppeteer based corp where fellow puppeteer and puppet masters were running together but they went underground because they were infiltrated by haters and they tried to internally turn the puppeteers against their masters, a few of them still managed to survive that fallout but it got ugly. |
Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
227
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:40:00 -
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So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? |
TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:46:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting?
oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo you should be in jail for propositioning a minor i'm not hot for teacher i'm only 12 |
Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
227
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Posted - 2015.04.04 06:58:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo you should be in jail for propositioning a minor i'm not hot for teacher i'm only 12
Oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo. You should be in jail for propositioning a minor. I'm not hot for teacher, I'm only 12.
Fixed it for you  |
Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles.
2777
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Posted - 2015.04.04 07:02:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting?
You should be ashamed. You disgrace the noble art of ventriloquy. Shame on thee. Great shame. *tosses stone*
"The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire."
Book of Exiles 1:3
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Otrera Goddess
Nos Nothi
227
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Posted - 2015.04.04 07:04:00 -
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Kira Lannister wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? You should be ashamed. You disgrace the noble art of ventriloquy. Shame on thee. Great shame. *tosses stone*
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Dreis Shadowweaver
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
2540
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Posted - 2015.04.04 12:40:00 -
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I still can't tell wether it's a troll... 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
6940
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Posted - 2015.04.04 13:20:00 -
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Lol didn't read |
thehellisgoingon
MONSTER SYNERGY
404
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Posted - 2015.04.04 15:16:00 -
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Weird loner. Are you a Ventriloquist for real? It's not easy.
I think in China they have an ancient form of throat singing. You should try that out next! Maybe that will get the ladies. |
Dreis ShadowWeaver
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
2541
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Posted - 2015.04.04 15:37:00 -
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thehellisgoingon wrote:Weird loner. Are you a Ventriloquist for real? It's not easy.
I think in China they have an ancient form of throat singing. You should try that out next! Maybe that will get the ladies.
Your name is very apt for this thread. 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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Denchlad 7
Negative-Feedback.
1892
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Posted - 2015.04.04 17:16:00 -
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This thread is nearly War Room worthy.
"Dench stop hitting your head you Caldari pinball" - m621 zma
Currently on Dust hiatus.
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Regnier Feros
Pielords
271
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Posted - 2015.04.07 17:55:00 -
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https://youtu.be/J3Unqn4k6YE
Play that song before approaching women
Confidence will skyrocket
"You're like a she-male.. hates gym, doesn't know how to be alpha.. you'll stay in the friendzone for life" -Senpai
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
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Posted - 2015.04.07 19:46:00 -
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CEO of LulKlz/ chat channel LulKlz, code 0000 <--- numbers
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.09 04:18:00 -
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thehellisgoingon wrote:Weird loner. Are you a Ventriloquist for real? It's not easy.
I think in China they have an ancient form of throat singing. You should try that out next! Maybe that will get the ladies.
i tried your chineese approach and all it got me was blank stares from the women i was trying to bed with..
you have trolled me for one to many times,
i want real advice not something like a crying china doll- which FYI got me no where..
i went Home Alone from your ancient form of throat singing, i am still alone so anyone who wants to try that technique i will warn against such. i am now branded as a fool and can no longer attend those venues, the technique was so ancient i was
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VAHZZ
1258
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Posted - 2015.04.09 07:47:00 -
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Puppet talking is a heathenistic act of the devil and should be condemned. Creapy bastards....
BRUH
Closed Beta Vet
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.09 21:38:00 -
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Otrera Goddess wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Otrera Goddess wrote:So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo you should be in jail for propositioning a minor i'm not hot for teacher i'm only 12 Oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo . You should be in jail for propositioning a minor . I'm not hot for teacher , I'm only 12. Fixed it for you
http://www.politicsforum.org/images/flame_warriors/flame_30.php |
B1ack ice
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Posted - 2015.04.17 05:35:00 -
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I usually hate all men, even the ones I have met online and have considered friends. They usually eventually always end up telling me they like me or love me and let's face it. It simply is not true. Any guy gamer will like a girl gamer just because she is a girl.
And if a guy on a video game likes a girl then she's automatically "dating" him. Even if said girl doesn't like anyone like that.
Or maybe this is just on DUST?
My old friend told me all a guy wants from a woman is for her to bring the beer and show up naked.
Any woman can do that. Most women will.
Where's the point at which that isn't a factor?
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.20 22:16:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:I usually hate all men, even the ones I have met online and have considered friends
what about the ones you meet on the forums, they lift more than the ones online. as a matter of fact i am currently cooling down from a power lifting work out, about to start my laps in the pool after i drop my kids off in it. |
B1ack ice
554
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Posted - 2015.04.21 07:02:00 -
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xD Don't mind me. Was having an emo moment.
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.21 10:53:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:xD Don't mind me. Was having an emo moment.
it's ok, there were a lot of feelings and sentiments shared in this thread. something about a dateless ventriloquist crying out to a gaming community can spark lot of emotion, a bit interesting from an anthropology standpoint. |
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