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TEBOW BAGGINS 1726	Posted - 2015.04.03 19:53:00 - [1] - Quote can't a man get a little love? lets just say i'm around 5'4 or 5'6ish, maybe or if you meet me i like to bring out my vantrilliquist doll when the conversation slows down.. so yes ladies, i always carry that wooden case but i keep a couple wine coolers or zimas or peach shnaps stashed in it becuase it's a fun act to watch when your totally wasted most women i would imagine would just love to see a good ventriliquist act, some women we have flow in on my private jet even said the act was superb and even tho they shook our hands and thanked us for the show i didnt even get to first base even tho she act genuinely impressed, even tho her friends had to leave early because they had some family emergency, which suspected might have been a fib.. but the chick who shaked my hand stand for the whole act so i feel a connection to her. i believe she is just too shy and starstruck to return my many calls, it's the drawback to being a celebrity- the woman do not take my advances seriously they think i'm just a tease who know's the proper way to put on an old fashioned puppet show. i left her messages a couple times an hour but the last time i tried to it said her inbox was full. i was trying to get confirmation of how she felt about the act she had to to think about it.. i then apologized and then called her back to ask her if she would like to see the acti revised. it's like she's scared of my potential success, as if she is not worthy of someone with my potential to make it in the big time she almost seems afraid that she might marry a guy who is in the media as much as i will soon be and will just be living in my shadow the whole time. i even called her father and tried to do the ventrilloquist act to him over the phone, it was not receive as i expected it should have been. if only he could have probably seen the act instead of just heard it but the old fart doesn't even, or at least so he says.. his chuckles but they seemd a litte awkawrd and off time.. i'm like sir, "that i said, sir that wasn;t even the punch line yet", please have your daughter call me right away there was a long silence i had to repreat my demand 3 more time and he siad she wouldn't be home anytime soon. all of the sudden i understood this fool for a liar so i just hung up on him. and then i threw my tools of trade... my tools of seduction... lay in a wooden heap.. so ladies when we men of ventrillo call your parents tell them what skype is and get them on it so we ca get to see the ventril act, if i win the heart of the parents and show them my skills they will have no choice but to initiate a forced marriage which which with me would be a total dream come true to her.
Kalante Schiffer Ancient Exiles. 1068	Posted - 2015.04.03 19:54:00 - [2] - Quote k AE. Ringing fee. 5m isk per battle.
Atlas Donovan The Immortal Order 17	Posted - 2015.04.03 19:57:00 - [3] - Quote Cool story bro.
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 877	Posted - 2015.04.03 20:01:00 - [4] - Quote So... No punch line? I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
One Eyed King Nos Nothi 9042	Posted - 2015.04.03 20:20:00 - [5] - Quote I think your assumption that women like a good impromptu ventriloquist act, perhaps poorly timed, is where you are going wrong. We often overly ascribe our interests to be interesting to others. So keep your woody in your case until the girl likes you for you. If she doesn't pulling out a dummy that may or may not creep her out is not going to help you out any. The same can be said for magicians, unless you are just THAT good (and perhaps even then). Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
CUSE TOWN333 KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion. 2356	Posted - 2015.04.03 20:29:00 - [6] - Quote 99% of your problem was the stalking and calling her phone to many times. if you are a good person and confident in yourself then women will approach you without you haveing to do magic tricks or play mind games to win then over. all so haveing ripped up abs like Rambo all ways helps. CBM. KEQ diplomat. lolceasefire
TEBOW BAGGINS 1726	Posted - 2015.04.04 03:10:00 - [7] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: I think your assumption that women like a good impromptu ventriloquist act, perhaps poorly timed, is where you are going wrong. We often overly ascribe our interests to be interesting to others. So keep your woody in your case until the girl likes you for you. If she doesn't pulling out a dummy that may or may not creep her out is not going to help you out any. The same can be said for magicians, unless you are just THAT good (and perhaps even then). i think it turned her off because i still move my lips when i working with my dummy.. everything i do is mediocre but i do a lot.. now when i call her number it says its been disconected.. sigh, women these days..
TEBOW BAGGINS 1726	Posted - 2015.04.04 03:31:00 - [8] - Quote CUSE TOWN333 wrote: 99% of your problem was the stalking and calling her phone to many times. if you are a good person and confident in yourself then women will approach you without you haveing to do magic tricks or play mind games to win then over. all so haveing ripped up abs like Rambo all ways helps. my startegy is to win hearts by being the designated driver on her date with another guy and i buy their drinks for them. i figured the magic acts and ventrilloquism would give me an upper hand and make her see that i'm the more talented choice for her and also a generous one. the dude accused me of being a 3rd wheel i dont even know if that's good or bad but i took it as a compliment anyway.
Darkstalker Astrea Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire 1	Posted - 2015.04.04 03:42:00 - [9] - Quote YOU Get an A For effort Do not worry Soon you will have your prize And then you will be able to play with their dismembered limbs however you like
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 223	Posted - 2015.04.04 04:59:00 - [10] - Quote What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead.

TEBOW BAGGINS 1726	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:23:00 - [11] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort.
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 1217	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:26:00 - [12] - Quote This is.... incredibly creepy. http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU Dust to Dust Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion. 3228	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:26:00 - [13] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. GD would be an empty place... Its like telling people to keep their crap put of the toilet. Plasma Cannon :3 Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
Dreis Shadowweaver Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 2538	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:45:00 - [14] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. That's creepy... People who are obsessed with having relationships irritate me. Often, it's this obsession that drives potential partners off... They'd have more success if they weren't so creepy and insistent about the damn thing. Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3 I'm a monster
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 226	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:49:00 - [15] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has said no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are being a "nice guy"
Vicious Minotaur 2271	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:51:00 - [16] - Quote Normally when I step up, a staircase is involved... I am a minotaur. a+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa+üa¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça¦ça+üa+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+¦a+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa+üa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ëa¦ë
TEBOW BAGGINS 1726	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:52:00 - [17] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 226	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:55:00 - [18] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape.
Dreis ShadowWeaver Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 2538	Posted - 2015.04.04 05:56:00 - [19] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow If troll 8/10. Tell me it's a troll... Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3 I'm a monster
Yackoff Smirnoff GHETTOSTAR GALACTICA 35	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:00:00 - [20] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape. i can see a naieve 13 year old little girl getting the sht trolled out of her thinking dust forums are worth AF.. maybe the internet is too advanced for an idiot such as yourself?

Sobriety Denied GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING 541	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:06:00 - [21] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: What the kitten is this crap?? Keep useless threads off the forum and go put it on reddit instead. i want to apologize to you and possibly win your affections thru my apologetic nature, i apologize like 15-20x a day to women of all forums. (if your really a guy theres still the voice changer) by explaining my heart to you and putting all cards out on the table plus a nice guy/small package has a heart of gold.. i want to whoo the heart of a lady i have tried all other avenues and dust514 GD was my last resort. Seriously if she has no then NO MEANS NO! Stop being a creepy jerk and thinking that you are a "nice guy" i will one day crawl to the top of your ivory tower and then you will live like a woman again as i build the tower higher than you could have ever acheived and then you will stand by your man instead of in his shadow I can see you one day ending up in jail for raape. shut your mouth and let the men talk ok?
Kira Lannister Ancient Exiles. 2777	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:08:00 - [22] - Quote This was a cool story. Tell it again? "The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire." Book of Exiles 1:3
TEBOW BAGGINS 1727	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:21:00 - [23] - Quote Kira Lannister wrote: This was a cool story. Tell it again? well.. if you insist.. you see i am a nice but lonely guy and i have a love for the puppet shows of old. short nice guy, with a passion for puppet shows seeks love and companionship. i was just wanted to check the dust forums for any women who might be interested in a short nice guy with a ponytail/mustache, but i still have enough heart to give to the people, one who is bringing back the magic of puppet shows. the only problem is the puppet shows are making women nervous to approach me because i think that they're very intimidated by the potential of my success. they are simply not used to being in the presence of puppet master.
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 226	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:25:00 - [24] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Kira Lannister wrote: This was a cool story. Tell it again? well.. if you insist.. you see i am a nice but lonely guy and i have a love for the puppet shows of old. short nice guy, with a passion for puppet shows seeks love and companionship. i was just wanted to check the dust forums for any women who might be interested in a short nice guy with a ponytail/mustache, but i still have enough heart to give to the people, one who is bringing back the magic of puppet shows. the only problem is the puppet shows are making women nervous to approach me because i think that they're very intimidated by the potential of my success. they are simply not used to being in the presence of puppet master. So in short, you resemble Ron Jeremy but with a puppet?
zDemoncake Horizons' Edge 447	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:34:00 - [25] - Quote But who was phone? CEO of Horizons' Edge's mercenary division *My soul, your beats!* Enemy to many; equal to none.
TEBOW BAGGINS 1727	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:36:00 - [26] - Quote i am blessed to have to support of the community because from what i heard there was a puppeteer based corp where fellow puppeteer and puppet masters were running together but they went underground because they were infiltrated by haters and they tried to internally turn the puppeteers against their masters, a few of them still managed to survive that fallout but it got ugly.
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 227	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:40:00 - [27] - Quote So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting?
TEBOW BAGGINS 1727	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:46:00 - [28] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo you should be in jail for propositioning a minor i'm not hot for teacher i'm only 12
Otrera Goddess Nos Nothi 227	Posted - 2015.04.04 06:58:00 - [29] - Quote TEBOW BAGGINS wrote: Otrera Goddess wrote: So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo you should be in jail for propositioning a minor i'm not hot for teacher i'm only 12 Oh so now the raape judge wants to make clever innuendo. You should be in jail for propositioning a minor. I'm not hot for teacher, I'm only 12. Fixed it for you
Kira Lannister Ancient Exiles. 2777	Posted - 2015.04.04 07:02:00 - [30] - Quote Otrera Goddess wrote: So how many inches does your said "puppet" measure when he is standing? and do you like holding and playing with him upright or do you prefer it when he is sitting? You should be ashamed. You disgrace the noble art of ventriloquy. Shame on thee. Great shame. tosses stone "The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire." Book of Exiles 1:3



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