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Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:24:00 -
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How could you abandon us? I don't understand 
@JadekMenaheim
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
457
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:26:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:
Not sure if trolling or trolling.
or geth.
Molestia approved
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Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
519
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:31:00 -
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u wot m8?
Read it, he's working for RIot. RIOT!
**** it. I'm done. Rattati is gone. I quit Dust.
@JadekMenaheim
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
5691
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:32:00 -
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I agree with the sentiments of Not Jadek Menaheim.
Dust is now truly dead.
@JadekMenaheim
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Stupid Blueberry
The Darkhunter Society
1059
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:33:00 -
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01/04/2015
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Haajakin Kalen.
Blueberry smokin' that crack y'all
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
11321
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:35:00 -
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/looks at calendar
LOLZ
Eve Online Invite
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=ed64524f-15ca-4997-ab92-eaae0af74b7f&action=buddy
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ROMULUS H3X
research lab
494
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:37:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:
IN BEFORE CCP RATTATATAA: APRIL FOOLSSSS
FORGE/FLAYLOCK/FISTS
PLASMA/PISTOL/PUNCH
ALL OF YOU PUNKS GET HUMILIATED AFTER LUNCH!
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
3567
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:38:00 -
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I saw the post and didn't see it was from a certain termite buffet lady.
Well done.
Rito pls!
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
11321
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:40:00 -
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Quote:
Riot Games
April 2015 GÇô Present (1 month)Santa Monica, California
Ability to utilize financial skills in many applications. Strong analytic skills with talent of understanding and interpreting data and utilizing information to further strategic goals. Solid foundation in financial software with the desire and aptitude to learn new programs. Able to fetch coffee for the boss.
HAHAHA
Eve Online Invite
https://secure.eveonline.com/trial/?invc=ed64524f-15ca-4997-ab92-eaae0af74b7f&action=buddy
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Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
5989
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:40:00 -
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Pyrex's April Fool's: 1/10
Jadek's April Fool's: 7/10
Though cloning a LinkedIn account is probably a bit shifty for a gag.
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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castba
Rogue Instincts
Ashtar Federation
832
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:41:00 -
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Haha, nicely done Jadek.
You certainly invest quite a bit of time in all things Dust.
Love it.
For those that are a bit more naive and are ready to slit wrists, Rattati's real account HERE
"When everything is OP, nothing is" - CCP Ratatti
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Regis Blackbird
DUST University
Ivy League
685
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Posted - 2015.04.01 05:49:00 -
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I liked the "Junior Financial Analyst" part 
+1
PS: I also liked Pyrex's video for his strained effort to sound serious  |
Helpful Veteran 18002738255
The Phone Book
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Posted - 2015.04.01 06:09:00 -
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Quote:Assistant Pool Attendant
Laugardalslaug
June 2001 GÇô June 2001 (1 month)Reykjavik, Iceland
Skilled in hazard communication. Cleans and maintains the pool deck throughout shift.
Cleans and maintains restroom throughout shift. Enforces all Laugardalslaug club rules.
Develops and maintains a friendly relationship with members of the pool. Certainly is smart, incredibly fast and accident-avoidant, and can swim.
Something bad happened to CCP Rattati in June of 2001.
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Dreis Shadowweaver
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
2486
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Posted - 2015.04.01 06:24:00 -
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I don't get it.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
I'm a monster
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
5572
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Posted - 2015.04.01 06:33:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:
You scared me for a bit...
Then I remembered what day it was. |
Vyzion Eyri
WarRavens
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Posted - 2015.04.01 06:34:00 -
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Quote:Specialties: Excel Kung Fu, Financial Planning & Analysis, Logical Reasoning, Calling Pokey Dravon names, Data Structure & Management, Project Management
There's something off here... AHA, financial planning & analysis!
> Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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KalOfTheRathi
Nec Tributis
1459
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:18:00 -
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Vyzion Eyri wrote:Quote:Specialties: Excel Kung Fu, Financial Planning & Analysis, Logical Reasoning, Calling Pokey Dravon names, Data Structure & Management, Project Management There's something off here... AHA, financial planning & analysis!
Excel Kung Fu is often attested to as a Real Thing by those that live by the spreadsheet. It isn't. The ability to use macros derived from the slime pit known as Visual Basic is no skill at all. It is merely an allergic reaction to doing real work.
Never forget that those that live by the Spreadsheet die by the P&L.
My favorite tank is a Lightning. Just sayin.
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KalOfTheRathi
Nec Tributis
1459
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:21:00 -
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Stupid Blueberry wrote:01/04/2015
Well done though, thanks for the news since it isn't April 1st here in the states. Nor is it January 4th.
Look at his twitter feed. Nothing since 12 Mar. Although rounding months is common in resumes.
My favorite tank is a Lightning. Just sayin.
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
846
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:33:00 -
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Had...i have been.
My leg...you pulled.
A scare...you gave me.
Gave it away..."getting coffee for the boss" did.
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
855
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:41:00 -
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castba wrote:Haha, nicely done Jadek. You certainly invest quite a bit of time in all things Dust. Love it. For those that are a bit more naive and are ready to slit wrists, Rattati's real account HERE
Am I the only one impressed by his CV?
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
5691
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Posted - 2015.04.01 07:42:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:I don't get it.
It's a running joke that so many former CCP employees are working for Riot games.
@JadekMenaheim
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GLOBAL RAGE
Consolidated Dust
148
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Posted - 2015.04.01 08:15:00 -
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I was going to congratulate him,
Santa Monica is awesome, 70 degrees today, 0% chance of rain and a sea breeze...heaven!
Shanghai..ugghh! 70's with rain ALL week in a dreary ass city!
Santa Monica's got beautiful women, a beach and pier, along with great food! |
Pseudogenesis
Nos Nothi
2456
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Posted - 2015.04.01 08:24:00 -
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"Certainly is smart, incredibly fast and accident-avoidant, and can swim."
Dead giveaway
Stabby-stabber extraordinaire Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
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Lorhak Gannarsein
Nos Nothi
4512
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Posted - 2015.04.01 09:07:00 -
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Now, perfection would have involved a picture of Wil Wheaton as the profile image.
My 'like' button is broken!!
The forums removed my ability to appreciate my fellow man.
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postapo wastelander
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1130
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Posted - 2015.04.01 09:08:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:
+Å was prepared to be in game after next major update again, after this message i already deleted dust.
Good job CCP with taking my money and lying me to face.
There is no future for this game at all.
"Sebiestor Hetzer"
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Miokai Zahou
WarRavens
456
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Posted - 2015.04.01 10:03:00 -
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postapo wastelander wrote:Not Jadek Menaheim wrote: +Å was prepared to be in game after next major update again, after this message i already deleted dust. Good job CCP with taking my money and lying me to face. There is no future for this game at all.
Dude it's an April fools joke... get back and download dust you Merc...!
Noob isn't really a status, it's the online equivalent of a 5-year old calling you a poopy fart head. pâ+(n+ƒ-ön+ƒ)n+ë
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castba
Rogue Instincts
Ashtar Federation
836
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Posted - 2015.04.01 11:08:00 -
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Jadek, I can't help but feel if this was posted late April, the mass exodus would have rivalled FF2014
"When everything is OP, nothing is" - CCP Ratatti
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Nirwanda Vaughns
1604
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Posted - 2015.04.01 11:54:00 -
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i think the line "also make coffee for the boss" might have been a bit of a giveaway
Never argue with an idiot. they bring you down to their level and beat you through experience
proud C-II bpo owner
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
7996
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Posted - 2015.04.01 12:04:00 -
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Oh god!Quote:Able to fetch coffee for the boss.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
5997
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:27:00 -
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Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:Now, perfection would have involved a picture of Wil Wheaton as the profile image.
I actually suggested this to Jadek last night. ;)
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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DR DEESE NUTS
10
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:41:00 -
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It even says able to fetch coffee for the boss. :p
He must make some mean coffee.
The USS m`dick
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DR DEESE NUTS
10
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:44:00 -
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postapo wastelander wrote:Not Jadek Menaheim wrote: +Å was prepared to be in game after next major update again, after this message i already deleted dust. Good job CCP with taking my money and lying me to face. There is no future for this game at all.
April fools joke is successful.
The USS m`dick
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
5701
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Posted - 2015.04.01 14:56:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:Lorhak Gannarsein wrote:Now, perfection would have involved a picture of Wil Wheaton as the profile image. I actually suggested this to Jadek last night. ;)
Not everybody gets that reference.
@JadekMenaheim
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postapo wastelander
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1131
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Posted - 2015.04.02 14:18:00 -
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Miokai Zahou wrote:postapo wastelander wrote:Not Jadek Menaheim wrote: +Å was prepared to be in game after next major update again, after this message i already deleted dust. Good job CCP with taking my money and lying me to face. There is no future for this game at all. Dude it's an April fools joke... get back and download dust you Merc...!
Fools me or fools me not till implement of proper lag compensation im out.
What bothers me is just one thing, why im laggy with 50+mb wired connection and EU servers when they should be in Enlgand and im right now in Ireland?
How we can balance something if game itself dont work properly.
How we can try balance teams if we do not know who is Lagger and who is Killer?
ergo
I will be out till CCP do change hampster servers for lizard or rabbit ones.
Because why play/pay for the game what working just for some amount of players and not for whole playerbase same?!
Helvete
I had smaller lag when MAG servers went ot die and they had servers in US
"Sebiestor Hetzer"
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zzZaXxx
Capital Acquisitions LLC
738
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Posted - 2015.04.02 14:36:00 -
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You got me :) |
Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
566
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Posted - 2015.04.02 15:14:00 -
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Like dude, Obi had the higher ground and you jump directly at him? You couldn't force choke him until he fell to his knees and then jump?
Saying what's on people's minds
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Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
532
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Posted - 2015.04.02 22:11:00 -
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Update: Jadek Menaheim has removed the LinkedIn profile. Here are some highlights for reference.
@JadekMenaheim
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
855
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Posted - 2015.04.02 23:24:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:
You are not scared of the consequences of your actions?
CCP may or may not send a Viking/vulcano/geiser/financial crisis/inerfbat to your house.
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Bureau Boy 7034820623
The Phone Book
0
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Posted - 2015.04.03 01:57:00 -
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Re: Wilhelm Klingspor
Don't worry, the FBI has tabs on this 'Jadek.' I think CCP, DEA, NRO, DOD, DHS, CIA, CID are ready to play ball with the fact he's our subject first before they black-bag him. |
I'd TapThat 18666724473
The Phone Book
1
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Posted - 2015.04.03 02:04:00 -
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Bureau Boy 7034820623 wrote:Re: Wilhelm Klingspor
Don't worry, the FBI has tabs on this 'Jadek.' I think CCP, DEA, NRO, DOD, DHS, CIA, CID are ready to play ball with the fact he's our subject first before they black-bag him.
Oh my heartbleeds! How could you forget about us agent Howard? |
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Bureau Boy 7034820623
The Phone Book
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Posted - 2015.04.03 02:12:00 -
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Re: I'd TapThat 18666724473
For questions concerning the application process, please contact NSA Recruitment & Staffing at 1-866-NSA-HIRE (1-866-672-4473) or e-mail [email protected]. Please use the backdoor. |
I'd TapThat 18666724473
The Phone Book
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Posted - 2015.04.03 02:17:00 -
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Pleasant to know your agency can handle a simple reverse directory search.
http://www.whitepages.com/reverse_phone |
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