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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
825
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:19:00 -
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Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Reign Omega
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
1368
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:28:00 -
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I work out every morning for an hour, plus I work in a warehouse moving boxes all day. I am officially 220 lbs of lazy pos when I sit down to Dust, which is only once a week lol. But go! Trim those chins and man boobs!
Mark a$$ tricks, and bags of dicks....
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
825
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:30:00 -
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Reign Omega wrote:I work out every morning for an hour, plus I work in a warehouse moving boxes all day. I am officially 220 lbs of lazy pos when I sit down to Dust, which is only once a week lol. But go! Trim those chins and man boobs!
I wish I had time for the gym, between my 60 hours of work and family and dust I barely have time to go there. However I do bust this workout when playing dust.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
796
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:39:00 -
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I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
827
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:40:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol
I could quite easily picture you running while playing Dust for some reason lol
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
798
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:43:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol I could quite easily picture you running while playing Dust for some reason lol
Click here If only <3 lol
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
217
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:45:00 -
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Wake up at 6 play dust till 10. Then run for a mile. On weekends
48th Special Operations Force.
Twitter- @48SOF
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7th Son 7
BLITZKRIEG7
661
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:47:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do.
ok ok, but only after I finish my box of ding dongs and twinkies
Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
829
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:51:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. ok ok, but only after I finish my box of ding dongs and twinkies
Deep Fry that sh*t son
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
829
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:53:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol I could quite easily picture you running while playing Dust for some reason lol Click here If only <3 lol
Do want.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
1859
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:04:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do.
Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me?
Deal?
Time for a platform jump. Dust to WiiU!
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
831
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:14:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me? Deal?
Challenge Accepted.
Also this post was mainly for those that just sit there and play not for those who actually stay in shape by their own effort or because of work
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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VAHZZ
1159
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:15:00 -
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I have 5 suits that only have Ion Pistols. I will whip your fat asses into shape.
BRUH.
Closed Beta Vet
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
1860
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:19:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me? Deal? Challenge Accepted. Also this post was mainly for those that just sit there and play not for those who actually stay in shape by their own effort or because of work
I know, im being snarky cause i just got kicked when i read this. Haha
Time for a platform jump. Dust to WiiU!
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Union118
Heaven's Lost Property
513
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:19:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Only if Pocket Rocket Girl does her squats in front of me.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Mikel Arias
Challengers 506
94
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:19:00 -
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If you want people to actually excercise, then you should change the 20 squats to 50. 20 squats is too easy. |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
835
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:20:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me? Deal? Challenge Accepted. Also this post was mainly for those that just sit there and play not for those who actually stay in shape by their own effort or because of work I know, im being snarky cause i just got kicked when i read this. Haha
I know that pain bro
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
835
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:22:00 -
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Mikel Arias wrote:If you want people to actually excercise, then you should change the 20 squats to 50. 20 squats is too easy.
With the frequency of being thrown into half over losing battles, 20 is enough
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
6086
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:38:00 -
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Pass, as you've seen above most of us already get our work in every day. Making a game into track class 2.0 is going to make me pop a vessel.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
19041
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:41:00 -
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Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong.
CPM 1, Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= ADV HAVs =// Unlocked
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
8932
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:46:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong. Crunches are more effective, provided you support your neck and not your head.
I.E. your fingers should lace behind your neck, not the back of your head, and when you crunch forwards, the hands should merely support the neck and should not be used to assist in the lifting of the shoulder blades off of the ground.
Also, planks are great and remove a lot of the risk. They are just harder. Start from the knees if need be.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
836
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:53:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong.
Oh look IWS is bring irrelevant again.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3713
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:10:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol
Same here kinda, but it's an Elliptical.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3713
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:12:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong. Oh look IWS is bring irrelevant again.
ir-+rel-+e-+vant +Ö-êrel+Öv+Önt/ adjective not connected with or relevant to something.
Seeing as he posted something in direct correlation to the original topic at hand, seems like you are suffering from majoris-butthurt-itis.
It's one thing to dislike someone, it's another to let it get to the point of clearly clouding your judgement.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
837
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:16:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong. Oh look IWS is bring irrelevant again. ir-+rel-+e-+vant +Ö-êrel+Öv+Önt/ adjective not connected with or relevant to something. Seeing as he posted something in direct correlation to the original topic at hand, seems like you are suffering from majoris-butthurt-itis. It's one thing to dislike someone, it's another to let it get to the point of clearly clouding your judgement.
Actually he posted about sit ups. No where in the OP did I mention sit ups. Crunches yes but not sit ups. Ergo irrelevant.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion.
1040
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:20:00 -
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I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. Jumping jacks are fine at 20 and step ups (can someone clarify what these are?) are ok
Gassault Galogi Galsent
Open Beta Vet - 40 mil sp
Director of Corrosive Synergy
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
837
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:23:00 -
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PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy.
The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion.
1040
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:26:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest. lol i was gonna say that, I won't be die in any more! I'd rather stay in the redline and take the loss punishment!
Gassault Galogi Galsent
Open Beta Vet - 40 mil sp
Director of Corrosive Synergy
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
837
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:29:00 -
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PLAYSTTION wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest. lol i was gonna say that, I won't be die in any more! I'd rather stay in the redline and take the loss punishment!
Sorry bro, I will be hunting anyone in the redline.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
8941
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:39:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest. So Pro Neckbeards work out less than the casual players who don't have time to get as good?
Here is where I find a flaw in your system.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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