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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:19:00 -
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Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:30:00 -
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Reign Omega wrote:I work out every morning for an hour, plus I work in a warehouse moving boxes all day. I am officially 220 lbs of lazy pos when I sit down to Dust, which is only once a week lol. But go! Trim those chins and man boobs!
I wish I had time for the gym, between my 60 hours of work and family and dust I barely have time to go there. However I do bust this workout when playing dust.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:40:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol
I could quite easily picture you running while playing Dust for some reason lol
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:51:00 -
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7th Son 7 wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. ok ok, but only after I finish my box of ding dongs and twinkies 
Deep Fry that sh*t son
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 21:53:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Michael Epic wrote:I have a treadmill in my livingroom in front of my TV lol I could quite easily picture you running while playing Dust for some reason lol Click here If only <3 lol
Do want.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:14:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me? Deal?
Challenge Accepted.
Also this post was mainly for those that just sit there and play not for those who actually stay in shape by their own effort or because of work
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:20:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Okay get your basement dwelling neckbeard asses into shape! Every time one of the following happens you do an activity
You Die to side arms, light weapons (excluding PLC) or an HMG: 10 Push Ups per death
You lose: 20 Squats
You Rage Quit: 30 crunches
You die to a PLC or RE or Forgegun: 20 jumping jacks (star jumps)
Your vechile gets blown up: 50 step ups
You win a match: Rest
Let's get physical people!
Edit: Kills do not negate the amount of push ups you need to do. Im 27 and own a dairy farm with more cows i can afford migrant workers to take care of. 14 hours a day of running my assh off. how bout i send you my nightly stats and you work out for me? Deal? Challenge Accepted. Also this post was mainly for those that just sit there and play not for those who actually stay in shape by their own effort or because of work I know, im being snarky cause i just got kicked when i read this. Haha
I know that pain bro
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:22:00 -
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Mikel Arias wrote:If you want people to actually excercise, then you should change the 20 squats to 50. 20 squats is too easy.
With the frequency of being thrown into half over losing battles, 20 is enough
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 22:53:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong.
Oh look IWS is bring irrelevant again.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:16:00 -
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Xocoyol Zaraoul wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:Sit ups are under heavy consideration for removal from US military exercsizes as there seems to be evidence it causes back problems because the majority of people who do sit ups do them wrong. Oh look IWS is bring irrelevant again. ir-+rel-+e-+vant +Ö-êrel+Öv+Önt/ adjective not connected with or relevant to something. Seeing as he posted something in direct correlation to the original topic at hand, seems like you are suffering from majoris-butthurt-itis. It's one thing to dislike someone, it's another to let it get to the point of clearly clouding your judgement. 
Actually he posted about sit ups. No where in the OP did I mention sit ups. Crunches yes but not sit ups. Ergo irrelevant.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:23:00 -
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PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy.
The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.30 23:29:00 -
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PLAYSTTION wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest. lol i was gonna say that, I won't be die in any more! I'd rather stay in the redline and take the loss punishment!
Sorry bro, I will be hunting anyone in the redline.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.03.31 00:01:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:PLAYSTTION wrote:I will do these. Each divided by 2 tho. All those deaths add up. 5 deaths = 50 push ups. I could quickly do those with junk ones but I prefer doing proper chest to the floor push ups. 10 squats per loss is more reasonable. maybe 15 tho cuz u got time till deploy. The push ups being so high are really just a motivation to not die so much. This work out routine is meant to punish you if you suck at the game. Also if you win the match it counts as a rest. So Pro Neckbeards work out less than the casual players who don't have time to get as good? Here is where I find a flaw in your system.
Never said the system was fool proof.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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