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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:43:00 -
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What do you call an all black abortion clinic?
crime busters.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:52:00 -
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niggas gonna nig
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 16:58:00 -
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That joke was hilarious, stop hatin.
Heres another one...
What do you call a no-armed Puerto rican?
trustworthy.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:05:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:lol, just cause I don't like OP I'm flagging this thread for being off topic in the war room.
#BestHateraidEver. You want to talk about flagging, I'm one second away from getting your ass banned from DUST and potentially PSN should I feel in the mood. :) Keep it up SoTa and I'll have you out before you can say HvLP. ***SPOILER ALERT*** There will be a chapter on that too.
LOLOLOLOL
HALP ME !!!
zing
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:07:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:
What do you have against me?
Anime.
(throws mic)
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:12:00 -
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DJINN Rampage wrote:WhT do you call a bitvh with no ass?! SoTa PoP.
2/10
Why are there so many trees in Brooklyn?
Public transportation.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:19:00 -
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 4 black guys....... victim
surrounded by 40 black guys....... coach
surrounded by 4,000 black guys........ warden
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:26:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:B1ack ice wrote:Edited last post and you really are quite sickening. The fact that I was so naive that I actually thought you were my friend amazes me.
lol, take the emo somewhere else, forums is a place for trolling. You stopped wanting to talk about this the moment you blocked me for being too busy for you, lmao. O.o I never blocked you for that. I blocked you for being abusive; And it's amazing the lengths you are willing to go to kiss someone's ass. For me, you even watched anime with me and took extra time just to fulfill your plans. That is dedication.
Did he show you his extra flat buttox? I've heard from Rampy that those cheeks look like stale pita bread, all concave like a magnifying glass
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:29:00 -
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Snoop d o double gizzle
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:33:00 -
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You deserve it like a red headed stepchild deserves no presents on Christmas. TAKE THAT, karate chop yo logic in half mothersucka.. HI-YA!!!!
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:35:00 -
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P.S. I'm gonna need you tough guys to slow down on your responses. You are at a 10, I could use you at a 2.. its hard keeping up with all this baby mama drama. kthxbai
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:37:00 -
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Derrith.. you so black, if you stood nekkid next to a mountain I'd think you were a cave.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:39:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:
Why did the blonde have sex with the MEXICAN teacher?
Because her teacher told her to do an essay.
fixed for accuracy.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:42:00 -
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They were thinking "whats so funny about flipping burgers for $6/hr" LOL AMIRITE!
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:45:00 -
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So the moral of the story is, it's Sota's fault.
HALP!!! lol
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:47:00 -
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Mexxx Dust-Slayer wrote:B1ack ice wrote:b1ack ice sh!t How bored with your life do you have to be to post all that
Is that a rhetorical question?
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:52:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:August 2013 - Corporations Part II
Natalie waited for a response and deployed into Sota's anus. She was the type of girl to fluff the bawls from time to time...
Sometimes sacrifices had to be made.
She looked down mid stroke and found she was running out of lube, it made its way through the anal slot of her dropsuit. Releasing the jizm, she quickly opened her vag, her eyes widened as she learned about lubrication
Natalie finished pumping, but she was too late. Sota busted before she could finish herself and she held up her fist and rammed it into Sota's anus, he screamed in outrage as his anus effectively bled out. What type of game DIDNT have a pause feature? My his balls were getting old and she only had so much patience...
The battle continued and she thought about what the person had told her. You can have online friends? Was this guy for real? Her mother warned her about pedophiles and she had watched Dateline. Plus, why did he want her in his anus anyways? He didn't know her. Speaking of which, how did he even know to send her lube? This was all very confusing. But no one was going to get into her panties without a fite!!! IT HAS BEGUN!!!
"Why do you want me in your anus? I don't get it."
She waited and received a touching poke from behind on the dancefloor that only she would later understand to be standard recruitment that usually means anal probing. Well, maybe one day she would make her own corporation and keep her anal virginity a secret..
For now, her main concern was going pro. Enough of being a Noob... no means yes and yes means ANAL!
Fixed for accuracy.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:53:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:B1ack ice wrote: "Why do you want me in your corp? I don't get it."
Even in your own stories people don't want you, at least your realistic, lol.
you're
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:00:00 -
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dolla make em holla!
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:03:00 -
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DJINN Rampage wrote:So really though, where is the kitchen? I smell some beef and I'm starvingggg
Ask black ice, she should definitely be in the kitchen.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:09:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:So..... we're no longer making racist jokes? If so, I may have to leave.
I was going to leave by making a bad joke about smelly vaginas, but I've no "fish" to remain here, I'll let myself "trout".
Unfortunatley these fags want to talk about BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHHHHh bullshi7 instead of getting to the real purpose of this thread. RACISM IS FUNNY BECAUSE OF REASONS!!!!
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:13:00 -
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Whats the difference between a black guy and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Hakuna matata mo7herfucker$
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:17:00 -
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B1ack ice wrote:ER-Bullitt wrote:Whats the difference between a black guy and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them. You know, I can understand your desire to troll and I sympathize with it, but there is bad humor and good humor. This is not good... It's in poor taste.
Blah, that's just the taste of Sota's anus left over in your mouth.. brush your teeth ho
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:21:00 -
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Cavani1EE7 wrote:What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.
Now this right here is a tasty joke, nice and crispy... which leads to...
whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:23:00 -
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Fried chicken and watermelon? Yes please!
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:26:00 -
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Japexican? I think you are on to something...
What do black guys do after sex?
15 years to life.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:37:00 -
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Why do monkeys always look sad?
They know they'll be black someday.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:46:00 -
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in the butt.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:25:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:
wasn't so repulsive when you were on your knees for me. ;)
SoTa PoP wrote:B1ack ice wrote:Get off my thread. Are you sure you aren't a guy? You seem to like to mark your territory everywhere, lol.
You let a guy get on his knees for you? barf
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:36:00 -
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Can it be distasteful racist joke time nao plz?
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:39:00 -
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Oh look.. they're friends again. YAY!!
/barf
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:48:00 -
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That didn't last long... nom nom nom.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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ER-Bullitt
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Posted - 2015.03.28 20:25:00 -
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How is this thread not locked and me not banned yet.... for shame CCP
what do you call 1,000 black guys at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start.
"You insulted my boat. No one insults my boat. It no doubt cost more then the entire village you came from." - Roman837
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