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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:17:00 -
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How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:32:00 -
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SoTa PoP wrote:B1ack ice wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:lol, just cause I don't like OP I'm flagging this thread for being off topic in the war room.
#BestHateraidEver. You want to talk about flagging, I'm one second away from getting your ass banned from DUST and potentially PSN should I feel in the mood. :) Keep it up SoTa and I'll have you out before you can say HvLP. feel free to try, you're actually the one who broke the EULA by account sharing with Derrith. So go thank him you can still play with your supposed 'friends' :) Only reason I don't take action is he would get perma banned right along with you, lol. What do you have against me? I'd love to hear it, lmao.
What ever are you talking about? Account sharing is wrong, and I would NEVER be a party to such a horrid and heinous act.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3412
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Posted - 2015.03.25 17:37:00 -
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What are the first three words in a Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.03.25 18:06:00 -
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So..... we're no longer making racist jokes? If so, I may have to leave.
I was going to leave by making a bad joke about smelly vaginas, but I've no "fish" to remain here, I'll let myself "trout".
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
3414
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Posted - 2015.03.25 19:43:00 -
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Wow... I'm almost ashamed to admit I read most of this page... Normally I wouldn't give a crap, but damn you three... really...
Add to the fact I just stomached half of the worst episode of Tales from the Crypt I've ever seen. The episode is literally two newlyweds saying "oh I love you", "no, I love you". Oh, no! Our car broke down and we're all alone in an old abandoned mansion where no one can stop our consummating of marriage!
I want you woman, let me have you (and your money!).
No! Please! Not here sweetums.
No, I must have you!
No! Please! Let's make my first time in a bed.
Alright......... my darling.
Thirty minutes later:
Look at this bed so perfectly laid out despite it looking like no one has lived here for a hundred years! I want to make you my man on this bed, let me take twenty years to freshen up.
Alright.......... sweetheart.
Twenty two years later:
Oh darling, I'm ready for you. Do you like how I look like a little boy who put on my grannys wig?
Like it? I LOVE IT!!
I stopped watching after that... what was my point again?
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.04.27 22:29:00 -
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TBH, I think this has just become unbearable.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
Oh yeah?! Well, I love redheads.
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