DUST Search - I am LEGENDARY.....are you?

Michael Epic wrote:

I am Michael Epic.
I am an LAV enthusiast.
I am a remote explosives expert.
I've probably killed you before.
You've definitely killed me before.
I set traps in this game.
I am legendary at setting traps.
I can do things with an LAV that you don't think can be done.
I can do things with remote explosives that you don't realize can be done.
I can't fly a dropship.
I have blown up a dropship with remote explosives.
I don't drive a tank.
I blow up tanks with remote explosives.
I can kick your ass anywhere on the map with a forge gun.
You can minmatar assault dance super strafe and I can kill you with the forge gun.

I'm Michael Epic. Nice to meet you!

I don't have a YouTube channel and hundreds of videos of me playing this game for you to watch because I'm not a computer person and don't understand how any of that works...but I was and will always be THAT remote explosives guy that lurks on the map and finds surprisingly unconventional ways to kill you and p!ss you off.

I'd like to know you....tell me about yourselves, mercs.

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Michael Epic Horizons' Edge VP Gaming Alliance 590	Posted - 2015.03.08 08:02:00 - [1] - Quote I am Michael Epic. I am an LAV enthusiast. I am a remote explosives expert. I've probably killed you before. You've definitely killed me before. I set traps in this game. I am legendary at setting traps. I can do things with an LAV that you don't think can be done. I can do things with remote explosives that you don't realize can be done. I can't fly a dropship. I have blown up a dropship with remote explosives. I don't drive a tank. I blow up tanks with remote explosives. I can kick your ass anywhere on the map with a forge gun. You can minmatar assault dance super strafe and I can kill you with the forge gun. I'm Michael Epic. Nice to meet you! I don't have a YouTube channel and hundreds of videos of me playing this game for you to watch because I'm not a computer person and don't understand how any of that works...but I was and will always be THAT remote explosives guy that lurks on the map and finds surprisingly unconventional ways to kill you and p!ss you off. I'd like to know you....tell me about yourselves, mercs. Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
Denak Kalamari 1668	Posted - 2015.03.08 08:06:00 - [2] - Quote I'm that one bitter guy who used to have some resemblance of relevance and famous-ness on these forums who doesn't even log in to DUST anymore and just hangs around to make the occasional snarky comment. Pleasure to meet you. I still write, just not about DUST anymore nor is it often updated. Read if you want
BLOOD Ruler Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 1125	Posted - 2015.03.08 08:14:00 - [3] - Quote I am Blood Ruler I am a knife and sword expert I'm not sure if I killed you before, never really care to check Unless you pis sed me off and then I check. I am good at hunting Not good at being patient I am inexperience with dropships I look down on tanks I am a expert with Lav I enjoy a good knife fight, if we had swords... Thal Vadam would kick my rear. I use knife, breach pistol, sword... if we had them. Made a post about them. Lable under "Ultimate melee post discussion or "Ultimate melee Weapon Post Discussion. I do not have a Youtube channel, well I do but... I don't post videos. Blood Ruler, A Pleasure Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
Georgia Xavier Y.A.M.A.H 45	Posted - 2015.03.08 08:51:00 - [4] - Quote I am Georgia Can't really say I'm legend with knives but I can kill a merc or two Died three times to you I think I like to sneak on tanks and put explosives on their engine block Can't fly dropships I have ridiculous aim without aim assist,I hate that thing I like sniping with a forge gun Obsessed with anything amarr,except the amarr scout, its on the useless side for me Super strafers are my biggest weakness I like to use the militia sniper rifle to take out scrubby snipers that try to kill me. A headshot or two with mlt is enough. Im a Laser weapons enthusiast and well thats it,looks quite average compared to Vets out there How many amarr does it take to change a light bulb? none. The minmatar do it for them
jane stalin Ametat Security Amarr Empire 211	Posted - 2015.03.08 11:07:00 - [5] - Quote I am so crap at shooting I don't want to squad up, I'd be to embarrassed. I am lucky with a shotgun I seem to get above average warpoints because I am a level 5 amarr that drops uplinks, Since many don't bother I think I contribute to the game
Mejt0 Dead Man's Game RUST415 958	Posted - 2015.03.08 11:28:00 - [6] - Quote I am Caldari, that makes me superior from the start. I'm killing gallente mercs like i want. I'm having better times here on forum than in the game. I don't know why i have 0 in my name, can't remember putting it there. I'm going to open Black Market soon so don't miss it. Nice to meet you. Caldari Hero Loyal To The State Mejt0 Sale List
xavier zor 0uter.Heaven 712	Posted - 2015.03.08 11:36:00 - [7] - Quote I am an expert on how to kill militia suits I am an expert on how to knife I am an expert on how to be exposed by KingThunderBolt I am an expert on how to send hatemail to shotgun scout users I am an expert on how to overheat using a burst heavy machine gun I am an expert on how not to use an assault dropship I am an expert on how not to snipe players I am an expert on how not to play in an armor tanked suit i am xavier zor retired lurking replying
Big Burns 0uter.Heaven Back and Forth 676	Posted - 2015.03.08 12:41:00 - [8] - Quote I'm Big Burns. I'm the Jack of all trades...but master of none. I try and I try, but have no fun. Will I ever find peace in this game. Probably not, I'm slowly going insane. Dust514- 90% L3 / 10% R1
FLAYLOCK Steve Kinsho Swords Caldari State 462	Posted - 2015.03.08 12:45:00 - [9] - Quote xavier zor wrote: I am an expert on how to kill militia suits I am an expert on how to knife I am an expert on how to be exposed by KingThunderBolt I am an expert on how to send hatemail to shotgun scout users I am an expert on how to overheat using a burst heavy machine gun I am an expert on how not to use an assault dropship I am an expert on how not to snipe players I am an expert on how not to play in an armor tanked suit i am xavier zor Tips for NK? Skill tree? Drop suit? Equipment ect
VAHZZ 767	Posted - 2015.03.08 12:59:00 - [10] - Quote I'm VAHZZ, I don't know why I scream my name at the pretty eve turd hologram in my room. I am a Gallente omnisoldier, I'm good with any of our weapons - except the shotgun. I was going to say I'm a jack of all trades but frakkin Big Boy TOOK MY SHTIC! I hate tanks, I applaud you for blowing them up. I am soon going to be making a boomtruck. I've seen a guy do it, I think he was yelling jihadee stuff, I wont do that, I'll be screaming 'murican stuff. You know when tacos meet chimichangas and it's love at first sight? Yea...pretty hologram didn't understand either...dam eve turd... I've gone insane long ago, sanity is terrible, like STDs, but without the itching. *The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting*.

8213 Blauhelme E.B.O.L.A. 2151	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:05:00 - [11] - Quote Uhm, Hi? I'm 8213, but mostly I get called eight-two, numbers, or acht swei. I like Amarr... That's about it. Pubs are those pesky things that we need to get our SP.
Lorhak Gannarsein Nos Nothi 4402	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:18:00 - [12] - Quote I'm Lorhak, and I like to tanks. I also like to teamkill LAV drivers with suspicious bumpers. Hi. Denak Kalamari wrote: I'm that one bitter guy who used to have some resemblance of relevance and famous-ness on these forums who doesn't even log in to DUST anymore and just hangs around to make the occasional snarky comment. Pleasure to meet you. Well, I remember you, only I thought you'd biomassed? Guys, we need to stop calling MU a 'matchmaker' when it's actually a 'teambuilder'. And I want to play FE:A now. Damn.
Vash Warren SMARTCREW Smart Deploy 116	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:19:00 - [13] - Quote I am Vash. I am an HMG enthusiast. I am a supporter of logi-bro. I might not have killed you, but you can bet I am the reason of HMG Nerf calls. You might have killed me before, to bad you for got to terminate, now I am back again. I hold points like no one has seen. I am legendary at Defense. I can do things with a sentinel only thought possible by tanks. I can spot your RE in the darkest corners from a mile away, nice try. I can't fly a dropship. I have shot one down with an HMG. I don't run commando. I mow them down instead. I can snipe you with a FG from a mile away, or fill you with bullets from a few feet. You can just try to take this point, we will see how well that goes. I am Vash. Nice to meet you. Heavy's are the the moving walls of one man that force everything else into retreat. Show some love for Logi Bros.
VAHZZ 769	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:45:00 - [14] - Quote Vash Warren wrote: I am Vash. I am an HMG enthusiast. I am a supporter of logi-bro. I might not have killed you, but you can bet I am the reason of HMG Nerf calls. You might have killed me before, to bad you for got to terminate, now I am back again. I hold points like no one has seen. I am legendary at Defense. I can do things with a sentinel only thought possible by tanks. I can spot your RE in the darkest corners from a mile away, nice try. I can't fly a dropship. I have shot one down with an HMG. I don't run commando. I mow them down instead. I can snipe you with a FG from a mile away, or fill you with bullets from a few feet. You can just try to take this point, we will see how well that goes. I am Vash. Nice to meet you. Those are some bolds words bruh, but good job on the enthusiasm. Believe me, you have not seen legendary point defenders like back in the day. You may be good, but I doubt you're legendary at defense. Who is you bruh? *The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting*.
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 22527	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:48:00 - [15] - Quote I'm that forum guy who laughs at all the nobodies claiming they're legendary. Gallente Guide
Pagl1u M Dead Man's Game RUST415 1729	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:53:00 - [16] - Quote I've got italian connection and still kick ass. /thread One of the few assaults you'll find in a PC match!
Cheydinhal Guard ScReWeD uP InC Smart Deploy 519	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:54:00 - [17] - Quote I've literally seen none of you in-game, except for Arkena, for like three seconds before his Fanclub whisked him away. Legendary Be the mercenary of tomorrow, today. Go beyond with Aurum!
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 6580	Posted - 2015.03.08 14:59:00 - [18] - Quote I am that guy who goes 5/2/7 and profits because of all this BPO.
Arkena Wyrnspire Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 22531	Posted - 2015.03.08 15:00:00 - [19] - Quote Cheydinhal Guard wrote: I've literally seen none of you in-game, except for Arkena, for like three seconds before his Fanclub whisked him away. Legendary Fanclub? I remember playing with you a couple of times, actually. Not in a while, though. Gallente Guide
Denak Kalamari 1671	Posted - 2015.03.08 15:04:00 - [20] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: Well, I remember you, only I thought you'd biomassed? Not biomassed, retired. To EVE more specifically. I still write, just not about DUST anymore nor is it often updated. Read if you want

Jin Foxdale This Is My Church 208	Posted - 2015.03.08 15:44:00 - [21] - Quote I like REs too. If you see me running in circles, emptying all and every magazine, fear not! Its my 3 year old son enjoying New Eden...
DIX RFOR CHICKS T.U.R.D. R.O.C.K. 69	Posted - 2015.03.08 15:47:00 - [22] - Quote WOW, this is fun too. Almost as fun as creating stupid threads asking for Burns to be banned or bring back Cubs I am a little teapot Short and stout, This is my handle And this is my spout: When the water's boiling Hear me shout, Pick me up And pour me out. I am a little teapot Short and stout, This is my handle And this is my spout: When the water's boiling Hear me shout, Pick me up And pour me out.
Heimdallr69 Negative-Feedback. 4839	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:17:00 - [23] - Quote I am Heimpai aka Hentaidick I'm good at corp hopping and shooting people in the face Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
postapo wastelander Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 1038	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:22:00 - [24] - Quote Michael Epic wrote: I am Michael Epic. I am an LAV enthusiast. I am a remote explosives expert. I've probably killed you before. You've definitely killed me before. I set traps in this game. I am legendary at setting traps. I can do things with an LAV that you don't think can be done. I can do things with remote explosives that you don't realize can be done. I can't fly a dropship. I have blown up a dropship with remote explosives. I don't drive a tank. I blow up tanks with remote explosives. I can kick your ass anywhere on the map with a forge gun. You can minmatar assault dance super strafe and I can kill you with the forge gun. I'm Michael Epic. Nice to meet you! I don't have a YouTube channel and hundreds of videos of me playing this game for you to watch because I'm not a computer person and don't understand how any of that works...but I was and will always be THAT remote explosives guy that lurks on the map and finds surprisingly unconventional ways to kill you and p!ss you off. I'd like to know you....tell me about yourselves, mercs. Im most Fabulous mlt. stuff user here ;p "Sebiestor Hetzer"
Grease Spillett Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 785	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:27:00 - [25] - Quote Hi Micheal I'm Grease. I joined dust in may of 2013. 95 thousand kills and over 9000 warpoints. I thoroughly enjoy killing things or players that are doing very well in match. I counter everything. I have 123+ million sp 150 million plus isk. I wrote a book in the Dust 514 fiction section titled the call. It is a record of some of the events throughout my career and Dust's history. The true story. Not the fan fiction that didn't happen or something that was made up. Every number is accurate and every tale is accurate. I use nothing but a 300 gig slim ds3 controller and a pretty swanky headset. If you ever want to hang out you can find me in the channel Negative-Feedback. Next time you see me, bring more friends. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBM5hM5LdDw
Michael Epic Horizons' Edge VP Gaming Alliance 592	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:32:00 - [26] - Quote Grease Spillett wrote: Hi Micheal I'm Grease. I joined dust in may of 2013. 95 thousand kills and over 9000 warpoints. I thoroughly enjoy killing things or players that are doing very well in match. I counter everything. I have 123+ million sp 150 million plus isk. I wrote a book in the Dust 514 fiction section titled the call. It is a record of some of the events throughout my career and Dust's history. The true story. Not the fan fiction that didn't happen or something that was made up. Every number is accurate and every tale is accurate. I use nothing but a 300 gig slim ds3 controller and a pretty swanky headset. If you ever want to hang out you can find me in the channel Negative-Feedback. I know you for sure lol you kick my ass in every 1v1 situation I've ever faced you in! You're on my list of people to kill eventually haha because literally every time I see you in game and we come face to face it ends with my face in the dirt lmao Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
Jin Foxdale This Is My Church 208	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:36:00 - [27] - Quote Michael Epic wrote: Grease Spillett wrote: Hi Micheal I'm Grease. I joined dust in may of 2013. 95 thousand kills and over 9000 warpoints. I thoroughly enjoy killing things or players that are doing very well in match. I counter everything. I have 123+ million sp 150 million plus isk. I wrote a book in the Dust 514 fiction section titled the call. It is a record of some of the events throughout my career and Dust's history. The true story. Not the fan fiction that didn't happen or something that was made up. Every number is accurate and every tale is accurate. I use nothing but a 300 gig slim ds3 controller and a pretty swanky headset. If you ever want to hang out you can find me in the channel Negative-Feedback. I know you for sure lol you kick my ass in every 1v1 situation I've ever faced you in! You're on my list of people to kill eventually haha because literally every time I see you in game and we come face to face it ends with my face in the dirt lmao Yup, he truly is legendary - seen him demonstrate mintness a few times - although 9000 WP seems a slight underestimation on his part. If you see me running in circles, emptying all and every magazine, fear not! Its my 3 year old son enjoying New Eden...
Sgt Kirk Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 9771	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:36:00 - [28] - Quote I am Sgt Scrub *As long as 4/5 (80%) of infantry AV weapons are Anti Armor based you're never going to achieve vehicle balance CCP*
Taeyeon Seyun DUST University Ivy League 16	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:41:00 - [29] - Quote Hello, I'm Tae I'm legendary at dying.. alot. I have been playing a little over a week I have not spent any sp (no idea where to start putting them) I can not pilot a dropship I give wonderful hugs
VAHZZ 771	Posted - 2015.03.08 16:41:00 - [30] - Quote Grease Spillett wrote: Hi Micheal I'm Grease. I joined dust in may of 2013. 95 thousand kills and over 9000 warpoints. I thoroughly enjoy killing things or players that are doing very well in match. I counter everything. I have 123+ million sp 150 million plus isk. I wrote a book in the Dust 514 fiction section titled the call. It is a record of some of the events throughout my career and Dust's history. The true story. Not the fan fiction that didn't happen or something that was made up. Every number is accurate and every tale is accurate. I use nothing but a 300 gig slim ds3 controller and a pretty swanky headset. If you ever want to hang out you can find me in the channel Negative-Feedback. The mighty Grease, terrorizing us lesser folk again, just like back in the day. *The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting*.



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