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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:02:00 -
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Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
Mine was getting up to full speed + fuel injector in my blood raiders saga LAV, jumping the ridge on a skirm map where A and B are in the city with the supply depot in the basement and C to the right and D to the left.
I jumped the ridge line in my LAV, ejected from the LAV and was able to melee kill a player coming up the stairs from hacking the objective and kill him.
(saddly, that's like the only one of maybe 5 melee kills I've ever gotten in almost two years of this game)
What is yours? What makes your big moment hard to believe?
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
1110
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:14:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
Mine was getting up to full speed + fuel injector in my blood raiders saga LAV, jumping the ridge on a skirm map where A and B are in the city with the supply depot in the basement and C to the right and D to the left.
I jumped the ridge line in my LAV, ejected from the LAV and was able to melee kill a player coming up the stairs from hacking the objective and kill him.
(saddly, that's like the only one of maybe 5 melee kills I've ever gotten in almost two years of this game)
What is yours? What makes your big moment hard to believe?
In 2yrs only 4 times have I dropped an RE and killed 5 merc and destroyed a tank,that and killing three knifers at once, then death by the 4th.(Sneak attack)
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3109
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:16:00 -
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I've been here since Feb. 2013, and I've never fired one round of ammo.
KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
1367
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:17:00 -
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Back when HAVs could catch air going over sweet jumps, I saw an HAV go Free Willy to kill a redline sniper. It was comedy gold Jerry! 
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Heracles Porsche
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
208
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:22:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
I put down the controller, went out, and got laid.
Videos Erry Day
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzz0FbBPVUbF6yWex1wb_A
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
5334
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Posted - 2015.03.06 23:29:00 -
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I once beat Dust514. |
Savage Mangler
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
323
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:41:00 -
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Jumped over (and I mean completely over) a heavy on my old minja alt while chargin my knives. Even gave him a warning shot with my AR at about 15 meters. Guy turned so slowly I was already over his head when he 180'd. Best knife kill ever.
Free your mind, break your shackles.....
In other words....stop being a gorram metasheeple.
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Bahirae Serugiusu
Vendetta Reactionary Force
566
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:48:00 -
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Killing someone with a grenade and surviving being shot in a Caldari Assault Dropsuit.
The State will always survive.
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LOOKMOM NOHANDS
Warpoint Sharx
97
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:52:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:
Your most unbelievable Dust 514 story
One time I ran at a stable 35 frames per second for a whole day. |
2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
703
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:53:00 -
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Heracles Porsche wrote:Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
I put down the controller, went out, and got laid.
Nobody believes you. Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm trying to make the grass fabulous but the f**king sticks won't work!
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Bremen van Equis
BASTARDS OF BEDLAM
223
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:55:00 -
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Heracles Porsche wrote:
I put down the controller, went out, and got laid.
Pics or it didn't happen. And i know you love spammin vids...
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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2Berries
Ghosts of Dawn
General Tso's Alliance
703
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:58:00 -
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Beat a heavy to death in their redline while running naked cal scout. 280-some ehp, 80-some melee damageper hit. I either went epic hombre or destroyed someones first experience out of the academy.
I'm trying to make the grass fabulous but the f**king sticks won't work!
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STYLIE77
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
454
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Posted - 2015.03.07 00:58:00 -
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Bridge map.
ADS lands in the middle trapping an LAV and a Tank on the friendly side.
Forge Gunner and myself with swarms start firing at them.
I was using the slow locking Assault Variant that can target two targets at once.
My last volley Destroyed all three vehicles.
This is with only four missiles.
Apparently I locked onto the Tank and Drop-ship, and one of the missiles hit the LAV on-route to the Drop-ship.
All the vehicles were of course low on health after being pummeled by the forge and earlier swarm volleys.
Either way, pretty sweet kills as five guys died in the explosions.
3 point Skirm Map
Enemy team pushed back to Alpha in the small crater.
Orbital ready and called in.
15 out of 16 enemies killed in one strike.
http://caughtyouflinching.ytmnd.com/
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
612
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:18:00 -
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Ive simplified the epicness of this story so that you peasants can comprehend this (mainly those useless squid)
On that dumb newish map where A is underground in that thing in the middle. I was on the south wall cliff ridge thing. 4 guys appeared on my passive scans. 1 moves toward me, quickly dispatched by my CR. A scout and assault move in, we engage, then all back out to regen. A heavy who was climbing the mountain to get to me was easily killed with my SMG. The scout and assault come back. I kill the scout and do some damage to the assault. Im very low on health from the attack, about 40% of my armour left. I cook a grenade, and through it as soon as the assault peeks out again. We engage, and I dodge enough to keep 20-30% armour left, doing very little damage to the caldari assault's shields, he steps back a bit and BOOM! grenade goes off and gets me a 4 kill streak.
Thats a recent one. Others are to old and detailed to remember/write.
Gassault Calogi and more. Respec Pending.
- Open Beta Vet - 38 mil sp -
- Director of Corrosive Synergy -
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The Infected One
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
1469
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:27:00 -
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This one time I played a match in the Gallente research facility..WITH NO LAG! It was awesome.
I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?
--. . - + ..-. ..- -.-. -.- . -..
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Snow Blooded
Nos Nothi
13
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:33:00 -
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The Infected One wrote:This one time I played a match in the Gallente research facility..WITH NO LAG! It was awesome.
My first experience on 480p. ^
Only one frame freeze. |
VAHZZ
Haven's Keep
727
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:33:00 -
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2 actually.
I played the Gallente Lag Factory today, no lag.
I was playing a skirmish last night, slowly sauntered into a narrow passageway, with a squad of 7 at the end of it, unloaded my HMG, killed 6 with 1 HP left, got the 7th guy down to 1hp as well. Died from behind, frakkin shotgun scout.
The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
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Petrified Ancient Tree
Expert Intervention
Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:35:00 -
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I was running about in my sniper fit, trying place a drop-uplink when a Sentinel with a HMG found me, there was another teammate with me and he took the Sentinel down pretty low in health before the HMG put him into traction. The Sentinel charge pulling his sidearm out and I jumped to get out of his line of sight.
Without aiming, in mid-air, firing wild, and less than 1 meter away I managed to headshot the chap.
It made me happy.
Yes... CCP has received money from me in exchange for goods and services related to DUST 514
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Vicious Minotaur
2062
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Posted - 2015.03.07 01:37:00 -
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Was playing.
Did not get frustrated. Had fun.
I am a minotaur.
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Everything Dies
Not Another Dust Corporation
1265
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Posted - 2015.03.07 06:04:00 -
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Headshotting a guy as he was dropping down from the towers on the map with the three towers on each side. This was back when the Thales could hit targets at 500m.
Also, using a Thales to get the final hit on a dropship as it flew by overhead. Boom!
Or better yet, all of those times driving along in my tank with nothing around and then Bam!--tank blows up and the game says that I committed suicide.
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof
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Izlare Lenix
Pub Stars
1361
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Posted - 2015.03.07 06:13:00 -
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I did full damage against a Jap player once and killed him easily.
But his friends still had OP Jap lag advantage as my bullets just bounced off their shields.
The only real truth in history is that it was bloody.
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Baltazar Pontain
Blauhelme
E.B.O.L.A.
134
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Posted - 2015.03.07 08:38:00 -
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Shot in the air with my plasma cannon, just for fun and walked away.
Some seconds later (felt like minutes) got a kill.
That is almost a year in the past and I still would like to see the distance on the kill screen. |
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
878
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Posted - 2015.03.07 08:58:00 -
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I was using a breach scrambler pistol, close to a supply depot.
A Gallente starter fit appears around the corner, headshot, dead. Another same suit appears, headshot, dead. And then another, and another.
4 different people all in those starter fits, one by one, got OHK'd by breach headshots. I lol'd
Found my favorite DJ - ATB
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xavier zor
0uter.Heaven
707
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Posted - 2015.03.07 09:16:00 -
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well, this is my tale. A true tale it is
i spawned ground, and spawned into the black void that makes you activate inertia dampener, then you commit suicide.
jokes
It was in a PC match. I spawned on ground, called in an ADS to place links on enemy HP, so i flew there. Echo was being hacked so i thought 'might as well fire a missile'
killed both the scouts on HP, the dumb-asses didn't place any links on the way to they had to spawn from their MCC (i assume that), I dropped links and stopped the enemies' attempt to take echo until the echo squad arrived.
Best moment
retired
lurking
replying
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
246
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Posted - 2015.03.07 09:52:00 -
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I used a militia minmatar heavy frame with all militia mods and weapons.
Kinkat
HMG
magsec
precision enhancer
scan db 41
6.5 sprint speed
2500 ISK
awesome
I snuck up on a faction BPO PRO amarr assault that was aiming down sights with his SCR. I melee'ed him then mowed him down with my militia HMG. Folks need to check there radar more. (my scan profile was 55 or 50 db, cant remember)
I felt good that day. Everything worked in my favour. During that same match a enemy gallente sentinel GK.0 was next to me and didn't notice me, I mowed him down with my prof 4 militia HMG. lol. I also terminated him for good measure. |
Templar XIII
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
80
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Posted - 2015.03.07 10:02:00 -
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Once I was running a Domination match like, you know, awesome as usual Amarr
Assault: good looking, striking smiles, all bling, all style.
Suddenly I fall through the ground and am like: "Whoa, wassat?"
Me all cool and handsome and: Lets get some tea and wait this out in style.
Know what? I came out alive, actually fell through the friggin world
and came out in friggin China. Party all night, CCP Shanghai team
are all great party folks, getting chicks and Chrystal. Still have to
figure out what the girls meant by wanting to eat my children, though.
Gitting a good translator over there is difficult.
Raised my hands laters, and took to the sky, flew all the way back to
...Eldjaerin IV - Nurtura Food Packaging < Rollera < Metropolis Region,
just like friggin Amarrian Green Lantern, I tell you.
Damn, Jara Kumora never wants to eat my children. CCP, do something! |
Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
579
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Posted - 2015.03.07 15:14:00 -
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Everything Dies wrote:Headshotting a guy as he was dropping down from the towers on the map with the three towers on each side. This was back when the Thales could hit targets at 500m.
Also, using a Thales to get the final hit on a dropship as it flew by overhead. Boom!
Or better yet, all of those times driving along in my tank with nothing around and then Bam!--tank blows up and the game says that I committed suicide.
That's on my bucket list lol I've never been able to pull that one off yet!
I see them dropping like parachuters all the time and I want to pop them before they reach the ground but I can never get it done lol
HOWEVER I did get to blow up a dropship with remote explosives, which made me laugh so hard I nearly p!ssed myself  
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Dreis Shadowweaver
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
RISE of LEGION
2058
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Posted - 2015.03.07 15:32:00 -
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+1 for your sig, OP 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
Caldari blood, Minmatar heart <3
Dreis(Ishukone Nova Knives)CCPArchduke
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
584
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Posted - 2015.03.07 16:15:00 -
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Heracles Porsche wrote:Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
I put down the controller, went out, and got laid.
That's not so unbelievable lol....
I'm engaged, see below :D and well...yeah
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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Talos Vagheitan
Ancient Exiles.
1073
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Posted - 2015.03.07 16:39:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them?
I joined a pub once and both teams were very well balanced. It was a very close match and came down right to the end. Both teams were pushing the objective all match. Was lots of fun.
...Just kidding. That's never happened
Who cares what some sniper has to say.
**--CCP, let's push for the license of Dust/Legion on both current Gen consoles-
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Lupus Wolf
Minmatar Republic
139
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Posted - 2015.03.07 18:49:00 -
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I drove through a Madrugar with my Baloch once. Ran at full speed, he backed into my way, I heard the collision noise, but phased through him and popped out on the other side. No damage to either of us. It felt so wrong.... yet so right.
Redundant usernames FTW
Quafe, you lied to me...
30% Logi, 25% Tanker, 40% Dropship Pilot, 5% Drunk LAV Driver
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
881
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Posted - 2015.03.07 19:08:00 -
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A pesky nova knifer was buzzing around me, trying to dodge bullets. Eventually he saw me reload and jumped off a ledge charging his knives... I slapped him with a commando melee while he was still in mid air... He died, obviously. |
Proto Annihilator
16 Vandals
576
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Posted - 2015.03.07 19:37:00 -
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I once seen a forum warrior do well in battle. |
Savage Mangler
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
324
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Posted - 2015.03.07 19:39:00 -
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Bremen van Equis wrote:Heracles Porsche wrote:
I put down the controller, went out, and got laid.
Pics or it didn't happen. And i know you love spammin vids...
I may or may not have left my mic on once when my girlfriend decided to rip my clothes and have her way with me. Hopefully push to talk was on. Lol.
Free your mind, break your shackles.....
In other words....stop being a gorram metasheeple.
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benandjerrys
UNIVERSAL C.A.R.N.A.G.E
134
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Posted - 2015.03.07 20:54:00 -
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49500 DMG in one match. No installations or vehicles were harmed in that slaying.
Tread Locking Proficiency V
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jane stalin
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
211
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Posted - 2015.03.07 23:10:00 -
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Racing to place an uplink , on the edge of my vision I saw a scout of in the distance briefly as at went between 2 peices of cover,I just shot one mass driver round in the area he would roughly be
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Commander Noctus
0uter.Heaven
220
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Posted - 2015.03.07 23:15:00 -
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I remember seeing a Gunnlogi fall from atop one of the towers in the "table" map. A poor group of blues at the base of the tower lost his life. Seconds letter, I see the driver splat on top of the blues. Tragic if I do say so myself.
Gallente User since Jan. 28th, 2013. Touched on every Gallente role since.
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Big Burns
0uter.Heaven
651
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Posted - 2015.03.07 23:36:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
Mine was getting up to full speed + fuel injector in my blood raiders saga LAV, jumping the ridge on a skirm map where A and B are in the city with the supply depot in the basement and C to the right and D to the left.
I jumped the ridge line in my LAV, ejected from the LAV and was able to melee kill a player coming up the stairs from hacking the objective and kill him.
(saddly, that's like the only one of maybe 5 melee kills I've ever gotten in almost two years of this game)
What is yours? What makes your big moment hard to believe?
Michael, we are starting a trend. A week from now everyone is going to be doing it. Help me out. Go to General Discussions and write #BringbackCubs in your topic heading.
Dust514- 90% L3 / 10% R1
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
VP Gaming Alliance
587
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Posted - 2015.03.07 23:39:00 -
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Big Burns wrote:Michael Epic wrote:Do you have any Dust 514 stories that are so by chance that no one would believe them? I'm talking EPIC moments where every single thing worked out in your favor and you pulled off a move so slick that you'd use a genie wish to have it on video!
Mine was getting up to full speed + fuel injector in my blood raiders saga LAV, jumping the ridge on a skirm map where A and B are in the city with the supply depot in the basement and C to the right and D to the left.
I jumped the ridge line in my LAV, ejected from the LAV and was able to melee kill a player coming up the stairs from hacking the objective and kill him.
(saddly, that's like the only one of maybe 5 melee kills I've ever gotten in almost two years of this game)
What is yours? What makes your big moment hard to believe? Michael, we are starting a trend. A week from now everyone is going to be doing it. Help me out. Go to General Discussions and write #BringbackCubs in your topic heading.
5 million isk and you've got yourself a deal lol
Just kidding...but seriously, why do that?
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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