DUST Search - New Caldari Equipment: Deployable pipeline

Archduke Ferd1nand wrote:

Ever had those games where you get put into a map that is a closed socket, or has high ground that is generally not profitable to camp on?

Ever been killed while on the ground by filthy plebeians who don't understand that you weren't trying, and just wanted to get high for a tactical advantage?

Ever gone against cheating lag switcher hacking scrubs who kill you because they were using OP gear?

Ever had your shiny 27.35 KDR ruined by somebody who shot at you while you were calling in a dropship to get on top of an insurmountable object?

Well, then this is the equipment for you!!

The deployable pipeline allows you to create your own "tactical" advantage by simply pressing R1.

While you hold down R1, a flat barrel shaped object rises from the ground with you on top of it, until your tactical advantage is tactical enough.

Don't worry, to make sure that there is now way to reach you and thus create a non-risk aversive scenario, the deployable pipeline disappears once desired tactical advantage is reached.

Just think of the possibilities!

No more having to fly a drop ship up onto a roof just so that you can't be hit by enemy bullets!

No more having to defend yourself when your tactical advantage isn't tactical enough!

Simply hold R1, and shoot down with a rail rifle once you deem yourself to be at a sufficient distance from the plebeians on the ground trying to actually push points and win the game. Those stupid scrubs will no longer bother you!

With the new introduction of this item, you get a "buy 1, get 1 free" promotion with any Caldari weaponry you purchase!

Stay tactical, my friends.

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Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 105	Posted - 2015.03.03 01:38:00 - [1] - Quote Ever had those games where you get put into a map that is a closed socket, or has high ground that is generally not profitable to camp on? Ever been killed while on the ground by filthy plebeians who don't understand that you weren't trying, and just wanted to get high for a tactical advantage? Ever gone against cheating lag switcher hacking scrubs who kill you because they were using OP gear? Ever had your shiny 27.35 KDR ruined by somebody who shot at you while you were calling in a dropship to get on top of an insurmountable object? Well, then this is the equipment for you!! The deployable pipeline allows you to create your own "tactical" advantage by simply pressing R1. While you hold down R1, a flat barrel shaped object rises from the ground with you on top of it, until your tactical advantage is tactical enough. Don't worry, to make sure that there is now way to reach you and thus create a non-risk aversive scenario, the deployable pipeline disappears once desired tactical advantage is reached. Just think of the possibilities! No more having to fly a drop ship up onto a roof just so that you can't be hit by enemy bullets! No more having to defend yourself when your tactical advantage isn't tactical enough! Simply hold R1, and shoot down with a rail rifle once you deem yourself to be at a sufficient distance from the plebeians on the ground trying to actually push points and win the game. Those stupid scrubs will no longer bother you! With the new introduction of this item, you get a "buy 1, get 1 free" promotion with any Caldari weaponry you purchase! Stay tactical, my friends. BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Boundless Kin Brutor Vanguard Minmatar Republic 10	Posted - 2015.03.03 01:49:00 - [2] - Quote Archduke Ferd1nand wrote: Ever had those games where you get put into a map that is a closed socket, or has high ground that is generally not profitable to camp on? Ever been killed while on the ground by filthy plebeians who don't understand that you weren't trying, and just wanted to get high for a tactical advantage? Ever gone against cheating lag switcher hacking scrubs who kill you because they were using OP gear? Ever had your shiny 27.35 KDR ruined by somebody who shot at you while you were calling in a dropship to get on top of an insurmountable object? Well, then this is the equipment for you!! The deployable pipeline allows you to create your own "tactical" advantage by simply pressing R1. While you hold down R1, a flat barrel shaped object rises from the ground with you on top of it, until your tactical advantage is tactical enough. Don't worry, to make sure that there is now way to reach you and thus create a non-risk aversive scenario, the deployable pipeline disappears once desired tactical advantage is reached. Just think of the possibilities! No more having to fly a drop ship up onto a roof just so that you can't be hit by enemy bullets! No more having to defend yourself when your tactical advantage isn't tactical enough! Simply hold R1, and shoot down with a rail rifle once you deem yourself to be at a sufficient distance from the plebeians on the ground trying to actually push points and win the game. Those stupid scrubs will no longer bother you! With the new introduction of this item, you get a "buy 1, get 1 free" promotion with any Caldari weaponry you purchase! Stay tactical, my friends. Bravo,made my day
Louis Domi Knights Of Ender RISE of LEGION 897	Posted - 2015.03.03 01:52:00 - [3] - Quote I'll take 50
Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 106	Posted - 2015.03.03 01:58:00 - [4] - Quote Louis Domi wrote: I'll take 50 Of course you will BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Big miku Nation of Miku 455	Posted - 2015.03.03 02:19:00 - [5] - Quote I love getting high for tactical advantages.
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 6472	Posted - 2015.03.03 02:24:00 - [6] - Quote My tactics need more tactical tactician... things.
Soul Cairn Negative-Feedback 80	Posted - 2015.03.03 02:40:00 - [7] - Quote Came in expecting to shout down an idea, walked out fairly amused. Don't be fooled, I'm Caldari Vehicular Specialist Grandmaster Bump
One Eyed King Nos Nothi 8189	Posted - 2015.03.03 02:43:00 - [8] - Quote Do these come in any tower variations? Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 111	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:22:00 - [9] - Quote One Eyed King wrote: Do these come in any tower variations? Of course! BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Stormblade Green KnightKiller's inc. 33	Posted - 2015.03.03 03:38:00 - [10] - Quote Can I get one that blows up like a nuke when it reaches full height? One might say... I'm very skilled... yet I'm his apprentice... So what does that say about my mentor?

Ghost Kaisar Negative-Feedback 10200	Posted - 2015.03.03 06:27:00 - [11] - Quote Can I get one that drops orbitals on cloaked scouts by pressing L1? Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman. Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe. Nobody messes with my family
VAHZZ Haven's Keep 665	Posted - 2015.03.03 07:09:00 - [12] - Quote Filthy Cal tech, not enough plasma. It just a portable pooper. ~ Closed Beta Vet
El Supermano Mexican Justice League 27	Posted - 2015.03.03 07:51:00 - [13] - Quote I'm not a cheating lag switching hacker, my taco internet is the real deal. I don't lag switch, I just straight up lag esse. Not even kryptonite can penetrate my lag armor. Would you like to buy some oranges? Has the ability to leap a hundred lowriders in a single bound.
Lorhak Gannarsein Nos Nothi 4362	Posted - 2015.03.03 07:53:00 - [14] - Quote I definitely laughed, but reading it again I'm not really sure what the problem is? The high ground is directly relevant in a lot of maps; the ones I find problematic are Fractured Road Domination and... well, that's about it, really. And that's because they offer a vantage point directly over the cannon terminal. If you can still capture the point, what's the problem? It's hardly difficult to push people off the high ground, especially in this day and age of Major Flux Orbitals. Guys, we need to stop calling MU a 'matchmaker' when it's actually a 'teambuilder'. And I want to play FE:A now. Damn.
Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 122	Posted - 2015.03.03 13:37:00 - [15] - Quote Ghost Kaisar wrote: Can I get one that drops orbitals on cloaked scouts by pressing L1? That would be OP. I suggest instead we have a "double tap L1" function where you double tap the button and it turns you around instantly and you do a barrel roll, and headshot kill any scout behind you. If they kill you with the OP cheater hacker shotgun, then you can drop an OB on them in the death screen. BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Archduke Ferd1nand Nos Nothi 122	Posted - 2015.03.03 13:40:00 - [16] - Quote Lorhak Gannarsein wrote: I definitely laughed, but reading it again I'm not really sure what the problem is? The high ground is directly relevant in a lot of maps; the ones I find problematic are Fractured Road Domination and... well, that's about it, really. And that's because they offer a vantage point directly over the cannon terminal. If you can still capture the point, what's the problem? It's hardly difficult to push people off the high ground, especially in this day and age of Major Flux Orbitals. Fracture Road domination was the inspiration for this equipment. What if you're on a map that isn't Fracture Road domination? How will you get somewhere high for the entire match to shoot down on the plebeians trying to win the game? Its too much work right now, and theres still some risk involved, so I suggest we use the new tactical deployable pipeline as a solution BRB, looking for socks Asslut Rifles OP, anal now I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
Taskanoss What The Pho 45	Posted - 2015.03.03 15:36:00 - [17] - Quote El Supermano wrote: I'm not a cheating lag switching hacker, my taco internet is the real deal. I don't lag switch, I just straight up lag esse. Not even kryptonite can penetrate my lag armor. Would you like to buy some oranges? I knew the internet had borders! It's a conspiracy!!! Derpa hard and derpa fast.
DeadlyAztec11 Fatal Absolution 7774	Posted - 2015.03.03 17:47:00 - [18] - Quote Sniper Rifle? Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.
Ku Shala UNITED MERCINARY AND PILOTS ALLIANCE 1274	Posted - 2015.03.03 17:50:00 - [19] - Quote can you drop into the pipe for cover? *-¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (CK-0 Specialist)* Caldari Loyalist Superior technology will privale.
IVIaster LUKE 777	Posted - 2015.03.03 18:31:00 - [20] - Quote Grappling Nova Hooks please. Laudi...Daudi....We likes to party! =ƒì+

DRT 99 Commando Perkone Caldari State 183	Posted - 2015.03.04 05:46:00 - [21] - Quote if its caldari tech, can i use my laser rifle from the top of my pipeline? is it equipment? if so, how can i get my heavy ontop of it so i can forge snipe like all the cool kids? also if its equipment, how can i constantly restock on ammo that i need to tactically camp my heart out? i propose an additional 'ammo dispenser' effect that applies ONLY to the person on the pipeline and is completely useless to the rest of their team - especially those pushing objectives.
Imp Smash Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 718	Posted - 2015.03.04 05:56:00 - [22] - Quote ah like farming. still hilarious even after all of these years.
Sgt Kirk Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback 9732	Posted - 2015.03.04 06:48:00 - [23] - Quote Just wait until the deployable redline comes out. *As long as 4/5 (80%) of infantry AV weapons are Anti Armor based you're never going to achieve vehicle balance CCP*


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